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Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Maximum Ride, Supernatural, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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Name: Most people know me as Kaitlyn, Kait, Kaye, Kaity, or KK.

Last name: suck my dick. u aint gettin it

Age: 16 years

BOD: Sep. 4th 1996

Eyes: Blue, sometimes gray depending on the light

Height: About 5'4''

Hair: Blonde-ish, brown'ish, red-ish

Personality: i already said i was blonde-ish

Fave Colors: Purple, Silver, Blue, Black, Red

Fave Bands:

Black Veil Brides
Falling In Reverse
Escape the Fate
Avenged Sevenfold
Breaking Benjamin
My Chemical Romance
Theory of a Deadman
Green Day

Blood On The Dance Floor
Jeffree Star
Adam Lambert

Keith Urban
Carrie Underwood
Tim McGraw

Kevin Rudolf
Lil Wayne

Fave Movies:

Fullmetal Alchemist Movie: Conqueror of Shamballa
Shrek the Third
Black Cauldron
Monsters vs. Aliens
Monsters Inc.

Live Actors:
Knight's Tale
Haunting in Connecticut
Haunting of Molly Heartly
Percy Jackson and the Olympians:The Lightning Thief
Twilight series
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings
I Am Number Four
Final Destination 4
Scary Movie series
The Patriot
Jackass:The Movie
Jackass 2
Jackass 2.5
Jackass 3
Jackass 3.5

Fave Books:

Heir Series-Cinda Williams Chima
Mortal Instuments-Cassandra Clare
Infernal Devices-Cassandra Clare
Ranger's Apprentice-John Flanagan
Inkheart-Cornielia Funke
Alex Rider-Anthony Horowitz
Gatekeepers-Anthony Horowitz
Talisman/Black House-Stephen King and Peter Straub
Pendragon-D.J. MacHale
Maximum Ride-James Patterson
Heros of Olympus-Rick Riordan
Kane Chronicles-Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson-Rick Riordan
Harry Potter-J.K. Rowling
Maelstrom Yaoi-

Fave Mangas:
Fullmetal Alchemist
Death Note
D. Gray-Man
UraBoku (Betrayal Knows My Name)

Fave Animes:
Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Death Note
D. Gray-Man
D.N. Angel
Devil May Cry
Black Butler
UraBoku (Betrayal Knows My Name)
Enzai: False Accusation

Fave TV Shows:
CSI:New York
Cold Case
Vampire Diaries
House M.D.
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Law and Order: UK
Falling Skies
Ninja Warrior
American Ninja Warrior
G4's Proving Grounds

Fave FF Pairings:
Mortal Istruments:

Infernal Devices:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I am WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

If you've had it with stereotypes post this on you're profile and bold the ones you are

Learn from your parents' mistakes, use birth control!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think I'm thinking then we've got a problem?

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, Jibblez, everest rossum, the Icelandic Sheep, Something Dangerous, Iz Cameron, sassyfiestycrazychic, A.BiersackMyFallenAngel


[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (sorry peeps)
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[ ]shopping is torture
[x] sad movies suck (Life is already too sad...)
[ ] you own a XBOX
[ x] you played with Hot Wheels
[x at some point in life your wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega (just a DS)
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV (football! fave team RAVENS!!!!!)
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh (retired obsesser )
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[ ] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (like black, silver and blue)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[/] you sleep at night with your socks on (only when it's too cold)
[x] you have fished at least once (used to up to my families cabin by the conewago)

TOTAL = 18 1/2


[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you wear the color pink (would rather die)
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheer-leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black.
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry (neclaces, gages, a small ring and rubber bracelets)
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook (never seen it never will)
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[x] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed. (have to wait for my hair to dry then i need to straiten it)
[x] you smile a lot more than you should (everything is funny to me)
[x] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[/] you care about what you look like (my hair needs to be strait)
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant (always paraniod with that)
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid (thats the only thing i got as a kid)
[ ] you like putting make up on other people (if i can make them look like a clown...)

TOTAL = 11 1/2

[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[X] = You blush a lot.
[ ] = You giggle. (laugh like a guy)
[x] = You're quiet. (people used to think that i was mute)
[x] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy. (Simple low cut tops)
[x] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall (5'4'')

[x] = You're a virgin. (come on! im 16 and ugly. what else would you expect?)
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (a giant orange teddy bear)
[x] = You like to cuddle. (i like being close to people)
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game. (durring class too)
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is...(seriously? fun game)


[/] = You like the color pink/light blue (i like blue)
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 40 1/2

[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious. (deaf and blind to the obvious)
[x] = You'd consider yourself shy. (wont talk to anyone who doesnt talk to me first)
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music (is there such a thing?!?!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 43 1/2

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[x] = You like babies a lot (baby brother!!!!)
[/] = You like small/mini versions of things (depends on what it is)


What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them realising you were there.

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

I haved pulled a Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, and Angel

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 ( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ( )It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 ( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 ( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
31 ( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 (x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 ( ) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart

Gonna do Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, Power of 5/Gatekeepers, Maximum Ride

1. Nico di Angelo (PJO)

2. Magnus Bane (MI)

3. Jamie Tyler (Po5/G)

4. Fang (MR)

5. Percy Jackson (PJO)

6. Alec Lightwood (MI)

7. Matt Freeman (Po5/G)

8. Iggy (MR)

9. Thalia Grace (PJO)

10. Clary Fray (MI)

11. Pedro (Po5/G)

12. Max Ride (MR)

Ever read a Six/Eleven (Alec/Pedro) fanfic before? Nope. Don't think I'll find one either.

Do you think Four (Fang) is hot? HELL YES!!!

What would happen if Three (Jamie) got Four (Fang) pregnant? I would wonder how that happend...

Do you recall any fics about Nine (Thalia)? Yeah, and they're pretty good.

Would Two (Magnus) and Eleven (Pedro) make a good couple? In looks, HELL NO!

Five/Eight (Percy/Iggy) or Five/Ten (Percy/Clary)? I guess it depends on if Percy is gay or not...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Matt/Max) Hurt/Comfort fic. Idk

What might Three (Jamie) scream at a moment of great passion? Oh God, do I really wanna think about this?

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight (Iggy), what song would you choose? Breathe by Nickelback. Chad Kroeger says something about helping him see. I'm cruel.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Nico/Alec/Max) fanfic, what would the warning be? Warning: don't read; this story is an epic fail

What might be a good pick-up line for one (Nico) to use on two (Magnus)? Do i wanna think about this one either?

What would happen if One (Nico) woke you up in the middle of the night? I'd ask him to shadowtravel to somewhere privete and have long sex :)

What would happen/ what would you do if Three (Jamie) walked into the bathroom while you were showering? Ask him to join me...

Four (Fang) announced he/she' going to marry Nine (Thalia) tomorrow? Awww! they would look cute together!

Five (Percy) cooked you dinner? Annabeth would be a little pissed off.

How would you react if Eight (Iggy) got into the hospital somehow? I'd cry.

Nine (Thalia) made fun of your friends? I think I'd be too afraid to do anything about it.

Ten (Clary) ignored you all the time? Too bad, so sad i guess...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One (Nico) do? Send 'em to Hades!!!!! >:D

You're on vacation with Two (Magnus) and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two (Magnus) do? Heal it with his magic.

It's your birthday. What does Three (Jamie) get you? really i have no idea...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four (Fang) do? Fly in and get me the hell outta there. or at least he better had...

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five (Alec) do? He's too wrapped up in Magnus's arms to do anything for me. :(

You're about to marry Ten (Clary). What's One's (Nico) reaction? I dont think he could care less.

You got dumped. How will Seven (Matt) cheer you up? He'd say "Tell me his name and I'll find his book in the library. see how thick it is >:D"

Which number do you think is the hottest? All of them (other than the girls) are drop dead sexy, but i have to go with Nico. Maybe that's why i put him first...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking today?!"


1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer


4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" My Chemical Romance (hell yeah!!)

"If I Had You" Adam Lambert (:?)

"Bulletproof Heart" My Chemical Romance

"God Bless You" Black Veil Brides (make sense)

"Youth and Whiskey" Black Veil Brides (come on guys... at least im young)

"I'ma Monster (Heart on My Sleeve)" Blood on the Dance Floor (XD)

"Death to Your Heart" Blood on the Dance Floor (D:)

"Nightmare" Avenged Sevenfold (what?!?!)

"Sieze the Day" Avenged Sevenfold (good advise)

"Automatic" Tokio Hotel (O.o hehe. i'll be a robot when i grow up)

"Saviour" Black Veil Brides (aww that's sweet)

"Forgotten Children" Tokio Hotel (thanks guys. i love you too. no mom i mean that sarcasticly)

"Carolyn" Black Veil Brides (Could work)

"Hello My Hate" Black Veil Brides (O.o am i going to be a vengeful ghost? wait! then sam and dean could come after me :D)

"Summertime" My Chemical Romance (could work, but i like winter)

"Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back" My Chemical Romance (O.o i'm confused...)

"Rebel Love Song" Black Veil Brides (????)

"We Stitch These Wounds" Black Veil Brides (heartbreak :/)

"Ready, Set, Go" Tokio Hotel (so I'll die in a car race?)

"Monsoon" Tokio Hotel

"Bewitched" Blood on the Dance Floor

The Diary of Jane" Breaking Benjamin

"Noise" Tokio Hotel (Hopelessly confused now...)

"Sing" My Chemical Romance (???)

"Party Poison" My Chemical Romance (so i'm gonna meet him at a party?)

"Lilipop" Lil Wayne

"Rise Above This" Seether (idk but i guess it'll get better)

"Halfway Gone" Lifehouse

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?



You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4


Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 8 (:D)


You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6


You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5


You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 9 (alright...)


You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

Total : 3


You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 10


You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 3

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
My Answer: I'd try the arena

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
My Answer: Nico. :D

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
My Answer: Nico, Percy, Thalia, Annabeth and Luke

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
My Answer: Rachel. (Gingers dont have souls)

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
My Answer: Battle of the Labyrinth. Nico has a nice place in the plot

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
My Answer: NICO! Then Percy

7. Favorite God or Goddess?
My Answer: Artemis and Hades

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
My Answer: Ask him why he isnt Nico...

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
My Answer: Nico and Annabeth could lend Thalia her cap... >:)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
My Answer: Nico. He’s hot and he could shadowtravel me the hell offa there.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
My Answer: I would if you were Nico...

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
My Answer: Thalico

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
My Answer: I'd try to hide

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
My Answer: Hang with Nico

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
My Answer: “With great power… comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” -Nico di Angelo; TLO

16. Favorite Percy Moment?
My Answer: When he asks Annabeth for a good luck kiss, lol

17. Favorite Nico Moment?
My Answer: All of them

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
My Answer: Athena's threat to Percy...

19. Favorite Grover Moment?
My Answer: Polyphemus’s bride-to-be.

20. Favorite Random Moment?
My Answer: The dam snack bar.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Still too fat
2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching South Park and Supernatural
3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck
4. What is your current desktop picture? "Fuck You I'm A Dragon"
5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15
6. Which disney character do you like best? Esmerelda
7. Can you roll your tounge? Yes
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Steamed crabs with old bay
9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Make it Stop (September's Children)- Rise Against
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl it
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Mike's Hard Lemonade with Black Raspberry
12. Any tattoos or piercings? Guages and industrial bar
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I only wanna try weed
14. What would you change about yourself? Dark eyebrows and dark hair/weight
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Being able to jack off :(
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Depends
17. What would you say about your last ex? He intimidated me
18. Biggest turn off? Smell or too short
19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Nope
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Besides being born?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".


RULES: (for another iPod shuffle thing)

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Beauty Killer-Jeffree Star

2.How would you describe yourself?
Oh My God-Jeffree Star

3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
Smoke and Mirrors-Black Veil Brides

4. How do you feel today?
Disasterology-Pierce the Veil

5. What is your life's purpose?
Rock n Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain)-Skrillex

6. What is your motto?
Every Lie-My Darkest Days

7. What do your friends think of you?
Yours to Hold-Skillet

8. What do you think of your parents?
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites-Skrillex (xD dad&carrie=monsters, mama=sprites)

9. What do you think about very often?
Breathless-Asking Alexandria

10. What is 2 2?
If You Can't Hang-Sleeping With Sirens

11. What do you think of your best friend?
Break-Three Days Grace

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Tears Don't Fall-Bullet for my Valentine

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

Opening Credits:
The World Belongs to Me-My Darkest Days

Let's Get it Crackin'-Duece feat. Jeffree Star

First day at school:
Down-Breathe Carolina

Falling in Love:
The Boy Who Could Fly-Pierce the Veil

Fight Song:
Gnars Attacks-I See Stars

Breaking Up:
Monster You Made Me-Pop Evil

Fisrt of the Year (Equinox)-Skrillex

Perfect Weapon-Black Veil Brides

Mental Breakdown:
A Lesson Never Learned-Asking Alexandria

Broken Statues-We Came as Romans

A Devil For Me-Black Veil Brides

The Gunsling-Black Veil Brides

Birth Of Child:
Never Again-Nickelback


Final Battle:
Not the American Average-Asking Alexandria

Death Scene:
Can't Forget You-My Darkest Days

Goodbye-My Darkest Days

End Credits:
Dear Insanity-Asking Alexandria

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

(rah) (ah) ([roma (1ma)] (ga) (ooh)(la) = bad romance. Copy & Paste it if you get it :)

95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5% that would bring popcorn, invite friends, and yell, "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!"

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac



You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac



You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.



You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (No way...if that happened the world would end up getting blown up...)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful



You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters



You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.



Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.



You like pickpocketing your friends. (not really my friends but Spencer's is an easy place :P)
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.


Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but i'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be affected
By this Poem
And because you are affected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
-See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful.
-See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars.
-See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names.
-See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always.
-See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped.
-See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him.
-See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body.
-See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way.
-See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams.
-See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia.
-See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left.
-See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand.
-See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day.
-See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago.
-See know the girl you just called fat?She overdosed on diet pills.
that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
-See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home

Don't Judge.


1. Laid down and watched one propeller on the fan go round in circles

2. When you were younger, and at a friend's house, and your parent came to pick you up, you always thought "HIDE!"

3. Poured mini-shots in your bottle cap

4. Thought the "D" in Disney looked like a "G"

5. Said a word over and over until it didn't even seem like a real word anymore

6. Kicked a stone along the street, then going out of your way to kick it again

7. Jumped because you felt like you were falling while you were sleeping

8. Dropped your phone on your face while lying down and texting

9. Always putting the cereal in the bowl first, then the milk

1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My mom's dresser

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Law and Order: SVU

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:35 :P

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My baby brother laughing, the TV, mamma talking to my sister...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
it was this morning, i was going to my cousin's for brunch

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fanfictions, youtube, facebook, the computer, shitty English homework

9.What are you wearing?
White "Red Hot Chili Peppers" shirt, black basketball shorts

10. Did you dream last night?
Nope :P

11. When did you last laugh?
when my cousin was talking about waking up his nefew by banging on the door and pretending to be a British cop. (lol wanted to see how fast he could climb out the window)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
shelves with model cars

13.Seen anything weird lately?
my sister :P

14. What do you think of this quiz?

15. What is the last film you saw?
3:10 to Yuma

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
new ipod, new laptop (mac), a farm with horses, soooo many books, my entire apartment building

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
ur stalking now ok...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
i would get rid of Rap

19. George Bush:

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Cadence, Ashley, Jamie, or Arlene

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
James, William, Alec, Nico, or Allen

Things I must not do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor. 4

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Type your nameKaitlyn

Type your name with your elbow: kasiotglyhn

Type your name with your nose: kaitlyn (OH! BITCH!!! THATS PERFECT!!!!!)

Type your name with your head: 89QA15LO

Type your name with your chin: M, AZITGFRLYTN M

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Meet Uncle John by kirallie reviews
Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,100 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Andromeda T., Sam W., Dean W.
Sing for the moment by A.Clips reviews
Clary, Jace, Alec and Isabelle are taken back in time by a portal where they meet those from the London Institute. Laughter and drama - as you'd expect. Plus a whole lot of confusion as characters meet their decendents/ancestors - summery sucks R&R PLEASE
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010
Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Power of FiveFunnies! by MadCatta reviews
This is a collection of 'funnies' about the unlikely event that these books either mate, or fall into nuclear waste and instead of disintegrating, mould together to mix them up... It's a humorous thingy, so characters will be somewhat OOC... Enjoy!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Scott T.
Robin and Haley: Tales From The Sea by The Queen of Pixies reviews
I left camp to go to Jump City... oh yeah and my brother's leader of the Teen Titans. I'm going to get in trouble and probably blow something up... great the demigod is related to a hero! Robstar, Bbrae, FLinx and Nico/Oc Up for adoption
Crossover - Teen Titans & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,818 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Robin, Nico A. - Complete
When Two Worlds Collide by aquamysticwriter reviews
Clary and Jace become spies and go on a mission with Alex Rider and Sabina. Little do they know that they will come face to face with demons from thier past. WARNING post COG and Snakehead spoilers! Anonymous reviews accepted.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Captured by EvIl.bUnNeHz reviews
What if, instead of escaping Morgarath with the Skandians, Will and Evanlyn were brought to the front of the armies, when Morgarath issued his challenge to Halt, will they survive? or is this it? Rated T for violence. Finally Complete!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Shadow Wings by leopardspotz17 reviews
Itex has fallen, and Max is finally relaxed. That is until Angel requests another trip to New York. Post CoG Clary's 18th Birthday tumbles into disarray when they discover a demon attacking a tall lanky boy they meet in a new popular club, Shadow Wings.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Max, Clary F.
WWHI? Book 2 by Pendragon.P a s s i o n reviews
Eventually all Will could do was curl into a ball as a feeble attempt to protect himself. The man stepped back and looked at the sobbing boy below him. Will gets kidnapped in The Burning Bridge by Morgarath. plz RRR.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Will
The Helper by Kyrastri reviews
Matt originally thought there was the Five vs the Old Ones. But when he finds out about the helper, everything changes. Discontunued.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
10 things you didn't know about by MadCatta reviews
Yes yes, I know this is overused but it's only really in places like HP that there are so many... 10 things about various Po5 characters.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Memories by Aritsu Yojichi reviews
After defying Rouvelier, Allen is forced to be put in the dungeon below Helvaska's chamber. There, Allen reflects on his past relationship with Kanda. Lemon, N/C-17 Yullen Character Death
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
In the Hands of Others by Donatello8696 reviews
My brothers feared me. Darry. Their brother. "Don't hurt me anymore," Pony whimpers. But what did I do? Crossover with Supernatural.
Crossover - Outsiders & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Darry C.
Shifting the Lies by Negative8Zero reviews
ABANDONED! THIS STORY WILL NEVER BE FINISHED! Halt, Will, Gilan, and others are traveling to an endangered fief when the party is attacked by a company of dangerous assassins, leaving most of them injured and one nearly dead. Can Will find the courage to save them all? T for later violence
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Will, Halt
Pedro's Birthday by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Jamie wants to throw Pedro a birthday party as he's never had one. Slight Pedro/Jamie.
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Shadows of the Gods by WindowChild reviews
The world of the half bloods and the world of the Shadowhunters are connected only by mutual supernatural nature. But what happens when a new link is discovered, one that connects the two worlds and puts them in a similar peril?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Rachel D.
Finale by Amethyst Asheryn reviews
"Richard ... Are you going back to the celebration?" Matt is hurt after the final battle with the Old Ones. Richard, alone, keeps him company. Not slash; rated T for safety.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Of Food and Fights by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
The boys are sick of Professor Chamber's food and try a change. Need I say more?
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Scott's Nickname by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Jamie comes up with a plan to stop Scott and Matt from figthing. He makes it worse. Threating behaviour, shouting Scott, damage to Professor Chambers property, a bad Christmas party and an unfortunate nickname included. You have been warned.
Power of Five series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
A Ghost of a Chance by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Umbridge punishments of Harry lead to him finding more family than he knew he had, but damn does he fit in with them. SPN Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Dean W.
A New Threat by mallow45 reviews
Chiron has been hiding a dark secret. But when a Gatekeeper appears at Camp Half-Blood, he must reveal it. The Old Ones are here, and the gods can't stop them alone. Now Percy Jackson and Matt Freeman must find the other Gatekeepers and stop the Old ones.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Armaggedon and Alex Rider by LovecraftDisciple reviews
Alex Rider is recruited for a mission to save the world from the Old Ones. Can he do it?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009
Harry, Hogwarts, and Halla by Wolf Melody reviews
After the costly victory on Eelong, Bobby sets out to a new territory. Little does he know that his adventures on Gwahatyra will be the strangest yet. Meanwhile, Harry potter enters his fifth year. What happens when their destinies cross paths?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009
Save Our Souls by ShadowPalace reviews
After the gods receive a plea for help, they send Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, and Nico to the future to help the districts out in the rebellion. As they join Katniss, Finnick, and Gale to save Peeta, they find out some interesting facts about themselves.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Percy J., Katniss E.
Switching Sides by Sorceror Nobody reviews
A teaser for an Alex Rider/Power of Five crossover. Parallels are drawn between events in Snakehead and Evil Star, and something very strange happens as a result... Rated T because it involves mortal injury of characters.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Captured by Shadow of Flame reviews
Harry has been captured by Voldemort, who is intent on winning him over. Will Harry fight back? Or will Voldemort be left without resistance? Rated T in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by Penname.Of.Doom reviews
Max Ride/Supernatural. When the Dean and Sam’s father died he told them about a sister they never knew they had. They find Max soon enough and just as quickly, they all find out that the boy’s weren’t the only ones who where looking for her. AU
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,156 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008
The Devil's Heartbeat by Jake Caldefore reviews
Nonslash, House/AR crossover. Dr. Gregory House was never a patient man, and when he is given the job to diagnose one 'Alex Rider,' he can't believe that the kid could be so...vague. Full summary inside. Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Alex Rider & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - G. House
Jamie's Innocence by Secret-Wolf-Cub reviews
WARNIGN...YAOI/INCEST...Jamie took a sip from the coke bottle. The liquid was warm and flat. it was like drinking syrup. He turned his head and examined his broth, lying on the bed....what happenes next? read to find out...Possible series
Power of Five series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Hell's Fury by TreenBeen reviews
When Slade returns, everything goes wrong for Robin. Everyone is very afraid... could this possibly kill him? Slight RobStar. Fight scenes, whip involved, no language whatsoever... swearing BAD! Reviews and critisism... xNO SLASH WHATSOEVER!
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,332 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Robin, Slade
Wish of Innocence by Tristan-Shadows reviews
Danny's life has changed and not for the better.This will be a slash story. with pairing as followed DannyDash, SamTucker, VladMaddie. Abusive and dark with alot of pain for danny.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Danny F., Dash B.
Ode to a Death by Alex-DeLarge reviews
Slade vs. Robin in a short one shotdrabble thingy. Implied character death!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Robin, Slade
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New Series About 2nd Prophecy reviews
Last night, I found out that there was a new book series about the Second Prophecy. Inside is the website and password so that you can read the first 2 chapters. More updates will be posted in this story. Not given any permition from Rick Riordan.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010
Robin's Sister reviews
ADOPTED! God, what is he going to look like? Is he going to remember me? What if he does? What'll he do? she thought to herself. Every thought of him rejecting her when through her mind. You know you wanna press that button.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Robin
It's All Temporary reviews
Carrie Underwood's 'Tepmorary Home' songfic. When Dean walks into a bar in Westminster, Maryland, he never expects to see and listen to a young woman singning. But what she sings is a song Dean will never forget.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
It's Been Twenty Years reviews
FANG SPOILERS! At the end of FANG, Fang left a note for Max. The last part told her to meet him at the cliff where they met the hawks. Now 20 years later it's time for Max and Fang to meet again. Faxness! !HIATUS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Fang, Max
Xavier reviews
Red X comes to the titans' tower door, near death. They take him in and heal him. Robin finds the man behind the mask is his older brother, Xavier. He tells his team about his past. Little Rob/Rae if you look hard enough. HIATUS!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Red-X, Robin