Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Naruto, Morganville Vampires, Inuyasha, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
Bunyip: an evil water spirit, with many different forms. Feared by the aboriginal people (for good reason).
ASL- too young for porn, too old for cartoons and Doctor Who worship (Screw you society. Screw you very much.), female, and English.
The Bunyip has an attention span of less than minus-five minutes, so any stories she writes are likely to be on hiatus a lot until she finds the motivation deep within the black pit of her soul to continue them. Maybe she'll write more... if you beg for it.
She is a Simmian (as in, a John Simm fan, not a monkey!), a Whovian, a major Deadhead, a Supernaturalist (as in the TV show), a theology-freak, a nerdfighter, and many, many more.
OTP(s): You're only meant to have one of these, but what the hell... The Bunyip is currently shipping Destiel, or Anyone/Alucard (preferably Walter, Abraham, Anderson or a transgender Integral!)
She also enjoys (get ready for the list...):
(DOCTOR WHO) Doctor/Master (with the Master subbing because he is ADORABLE.)
(INUYASHA) Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru + Nuraku/Sesshoumaru
(TOGAINU NO CHI) Anyone/Gunji
(BATMAN, DARK KNIGHT) Batman/Joker
(NARUTO) Gai/Kakashi + Tobi/Deidara
(BLEACH) Aizen/Gin + Renji/Byakuya + Grimmjow/Ulquiorra
(FMA) Maes/Roy + Jean/Roy + something to do with Envy ukeing.
(DGM) Cross/Tyki + Lavi/Kanda
(MATANTEI LOKI) Thor/Loki
(ORIGINAL MYTHS) pretty much ditto, maybe with some Odin/Loki or Baldur/Hod thrown in (Twincest, uh-huh uh-huh).
(POTC) Will/Jack + (oddly) Barbossa/Jack
(SHERLOCK HOLMES) Watson/Sherlock, but only in the RDJ movie-verse. She'll be hated for this, but she can't stick Benedict Cumberbatch.
(FIGHT CLUB) Tyler/Jack + something involving Blondie.
(LOTF) Jack/Ralph, which is somehow (REME!) in her mind...
(STAR TREK) Spock/Kirk (REME!)
(HOUSE) House/Wilson (REME!)
(LIFE ON MARS) Gene/Sam
(SUPERNATURAL) Sam/Castiel/Dean (There needs to be more of this!) + Dean/Castiel + a tad of Wincest if she's bored.
(DEADPOOL) Cable/Deadpool + Wolverine/Deadpool + Deadpool/Lady Deadpool (selfcest for the win!)
(TEAHOUSE) Rhys/Axis all the way.
And that pretty much sums it up. Anything she's forgotten? No? Didn't think so.
Element: FIRE ALL THE WAY, BABY! The Bunyip may be a water-dwelling beastie, but at heart she's a true fiery dragon!
Rating on www.semeuke.com- CHIBI SEME:
"Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.
A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control."
Her friends will probably agree with the above rating...
And... that's about all you need to know about yours truly. Read on for fun but random copy&paste crap and other stuff.
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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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Her favourite quotes (and these are epic): "Thou shalt not lie with man as with woman" (Leviticus 18:22, I think) "Well, I DON'T! Duh." (Maggie Cassella.)
"I always wonder why the frisbee keeps getting bigger... and then it hits me" (Nicked from Hyperangelfromhell. I love you, babe!)
"If you're against gay marriage... then don't marry a guy." (This is directed to a man, I suppose... but it's still gold.)
"Who will be my wii-ii-iife?" "My name is Nick, Clegg, I've got a third, leg!" (Russell Howard) (the number one in Comedy Smexiness =3)
"No, Andy, you're not getting my banana!" (Dara O'Brieieieien) (whose name I cannot spell but who wouuld be the most amazing cosplayer of Shrek ever!)
"Be gentle with me, Watson..." (Robert Downey Jr (Sherlock Holmes)) (Mister Adorable)
We all hate stereotyping, huh? Copy'n'paste onto your profile, and bold the ones that apply to you!
The Bunyip is SKINNY, so she MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
The Bunyip SPEAKS HER MIND, so she MUST be a bitch.
The Bunyip is a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so she WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
The Bunyip is (vaguely) RELIGIOUS , so she MUST shove her beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
The Bunyip doesn't have a set RELIGION, so she MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
The Bunyip is a DEMOCRAT, so she MUST not believe in being responsible.
The Bunyip is LIBERAL, so she MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
The Bunyip WEARS BLACK, so she MUST be a goth or emo.
The Bunyip is a WHITE GIRL, so she MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
The Bunyip HAS STRAIGHT A'S, so she MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
The Bunyip DRESSES IN UNUSUAL WAYS so she MUST be looking for attention.
The Bunyip is INTO THEATER & ART, so she MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
The Bunyip HAS A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so she MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
The Bunyip WEARS WHAT SHE WANTS, so she MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
The Bunyip hangs out with GAYS, so she must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I 'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
The Bunyip is a VIRGIN (For now... eheheheh) so she MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
The Bunyip is a FEMALE GAMER, so she MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
The Bunyip is a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so she MUST be fat.
The Bunyip is SINGLE so she MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
The Bunyip is WHITE and has black friends so she MUST think she's black
The Bunyip is GOTH (only at weekends) so she MUST worship the devil. (Well, he's a pretty nice guy actually. Just misunderstood.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
The Bunrip is NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE (sure not!), so she MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
The Bunyip is YOUNG, so she MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
The Bunyip is BI (prettymuch), so she MUST think every person she sees is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
The Bunyip doesn't like the SUN so she MUST be an albino.
The Bunyip has a lot of FRIENDS, so she MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
The Bunyip supports GAY RIGHTS, so she MUST fit in with everyone.
The Bunyip hangs out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so she MUST smoke and drink too.
The Bunyip has ARTISTIC TALENT, so she MUST think little of those who don't.
The Bunyip doesn't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so she MUST be anti-social.
The Bunyip has a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so she MUST be crazy. (Hey, She's not denying this one outright...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
The Bunyip is DEFENSIVE, so she MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
The Bunyip reads Comics, so she MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
The Bunyip draws ANIME so she MUST be a freak
The Bunyip is a (rabid) FANGIRL so she MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
The Bunyip is INTELLIGENT so she MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
The Bunyip is a YOUNG WRITER, so she MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
The Bunyip is a FEMINIST, so she MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
The Bunyip is a TEENAGER, so she MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
The Bunyip likes BLOOD, so she must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
The Bunyip is ENGLISH, so she MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
The Bunyip is WHITE, so she MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (someone doesn't like gay lurv? 0.o is it possible?)
The Bunyip is not the most POPULAR person in school, so she MUST be a loser
The Bunyip cares about the ENVIRONMENT...she MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
The Bunyip CHATS, she MUST be having cyber sex.
I am PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. (nom nom nom)
I am PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (like the Bunyip said, just misunderstood...)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
The Bunyip likes CARTOONS, so she MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
The Bunyip likes READING, so she MUST be a LONER.
The Bunyip has her OWN spiritual ideology; therefore she MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
The Bunyip DISAGREES with her government, so she MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
The Bunyip LOVES YAOI, so she MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
The Bunyip likes GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so she MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
The Bunyip SPOTS GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so she MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Hyperangelfromhell will probably agree with this statement... The Bunyip is sorry she keeps correcting you in science class, but she just can't help it. Let her do the typing, darling.)
The Bunyip is GOTHIC, so she MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
The Bunyip doesn’t want a BOYFRIEND so she MUST be Lesbian.
The Bunyip is NOT CHRISTIAN so she MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
The Bunyip is friends with a CUTTER, so she MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
The Bunyip DOESN’T LIKE to talk about her personal life so she MUST be having problems
The Bunyip likes FIRE so she MUST be an ARSONIST.
And last but not least...
The Bunyip's Profile is REALLY LONG, so she MUST have nothing better to do with her life!
Now, number your twelve favourite characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:
3. The Master
5. Grimmjow Jaegerjaques
6. Roy Mustang
7. Ichimaru Gin
9. Superbi Squalo
11. Hatake Kakashi
12. Tyki Mikk
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?
No, but I'd like to. But... who would top? (sudden dilemma!)
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Duh! Sesshoumaru takes one look at the 'hot-o-metre 9000' and it explodes due to hotness overload.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Someone would arrest him for paedophilia, if it was Loki from Matantei. If it was Loki from Dogma, Bartleby would beat Tyki up because he's the only one for that Loki. And If it was just Loki as normal (as in a Norse God), well... he's gotten pregnant before, and before it was with a horse so he wouldn't really have anything to complain about this time.
4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?
Yes... Many... (kukuku) and most involve him in a compromising position with number 10...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Weirdly, yeah, they would, but Walter would be pissed as hell.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Nine. Grimmjow and Xaxnxus just... don't uke, so it's pretty hard to pair them up! (although looking back, Grimmjow would make a damn adorable uke...) But Xanxus would still be pissed off if Grimmjow was sleeping with his man.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd take pictures and sell them on E-bay... or use them for blackmail. Either that or Integral and the Millenium Earl would get rather horrifying Christmas Cards.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
The Master decides it's about time he taught Xaxnus a thing or two about manners- and Xanxus decides it's about time he taught the Master a thing or two about getting drunk, gunfighting, mafia, and violent sex...
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Not... really. As far as I can tell, anyway. I may write some though, given time. I really want to read some now, though...
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
When Aizen-sama goes away...
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
*thinks about it* I have absolutely no idea, but I'll come up with something. Kukukuku... Possibly something to do with a doggy lead and obedience classes? Or something really kinky and sadistic with seeing how well each other's Healing Factor's work?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I hope not. If they do, I'm disappointed. The Master was made for the Doctor, at least in my fangasmic mind.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sadly, only one of my friends is into Naruto, so although he (being male, and straight) does draw Kakashi-sensei, he doesn't draw him in any of the eye-burningly lewd poses with Iruka or Obito that I do... (wink wink)
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
It would be terrifying to comprehend, but I'd reckon they'd do it and I'd read it quite happily...
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kra: The Bird. It's adorable, just like little Loki-chan. Alternatively, for Dogma Loki, I'd choose M.C. Run's 'Whose House?' and for Norse Loki 'Lost Northern Star' by Tarja Turunen who has the most hauntingly beautiful voice known to opera/heavy-metal singers of all time.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning - immortality, idiocy, little yellow box voices, swearing, pervertedness, arson, no fourth wall and a drunk Tyki lay within...
18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Is that your weapon or are you just pleased to see me? (I'm nicking this for him to use on Squalo in one of my fanfics, btw...)
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
That's... fucking hot. But I'm going back to Come come Paradise...
20. How emo is One?
Well. As emo as a half-insane (at least) fourth-wall breaking, immortal, ex-mercenary nutjob with bodywide tumours can get. I guess he qualifies though, seeing as he seems to spend a lot of time trying to find innovative ways to kill himself so he can be with the smokin' hot lady Death...
21: If they were/are in the same storyline, what would describe Four's feelings on his relationship to Six, Seven, Three and Nine?
Six: Loud-mouthed idiot.
Seven: Foxy idiot.
Three: A similar soul, if rather uncouth.
Nine: Another loud-mouthed idiot who stole my hair. Bitch.
Reminder: If you're going to search a hot fantasy guy, then have a look for his big brother. If there is a sexy boy in manga, chances are that they will have an even more smokin' elder brother/half-brother/adoptive sorta brother to put their good looks to shame. Seriously, this is not a coincidence. This is a global conspiracy. If you ever want to create your manga, first make the smexy big brother.
Take a look, all these people were your favourite characters... until their elder brother was introduced!:
Rukia has BYAKUYA KUCHIKI
Road (who still kicks the most ass of pretty much any girl in anime, bar perhaps Revy) has TYKI MIKK
Sam has DEAN
Aram has JIELE
Sasuke has ITACHI UCHIHA
Al has ED ELRIC and Ed has ENVY (In the anime)
Tsuna has DINO CAVALLONE (even though they aren't actually related, he still calls him brother... so it counts... honest...)
Luffy has ACE
Kaoru has HIKARU
Yuki has AYAME
and to top it all off, Inuyasha has SESSHOUMARU...
Now there's proof for you.