NotYourAverageAngel138
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Joined 08-28-09, id: 2064985, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Hey, thanks for visiting my page, sexuals. And yes, I'm back after mysteriously vanishing for an extended period of time. I apologize for making you guys wait so long (I became that kind of author that doesn't update for years. ._.), but I'm going to let you guys know that I'm here again! I'll have my next chapter up for Playing with Fire as soon as possible. Continue on.


Favorite Quotes

Talking about the boy that dumped me and his new fling:

"Really guys, how long would a relationship with her last?"

"A week?"

"Two days?"

"More like two minutes."

"Guys, let's give her some credit...Two and a half minutes."

On the topic of my allergies:

"If I put this cat on your face, would you suffocate and die?"

Life Lessons:

"Take a lesson from my book which I will never write because I hate writing."

When I got my license:

"What should I do if a cop pulls me over?"

"Just flash him your boobs."

"What if it's a girl?"

"I'll show her my dick."-Said by one of my female best friends.

High School:

"Do you know how many people I hate? So many that I can't even begin to name them all."

Some of my favorite comments by my friends:

"Just think. When I blink at you, I'm winking at you with both eyes."

"I can't sing?" "Nope. Never." "You just wait till I'm a pop sensation."

"Baseball pants are the best." "I prefer no pants."


Things to know about this girl:

1. I'm in high school. I also have a job that I work at everyday. It's hard to keep up with homework, much less updating but I'm going to try for all of you loyal followers.

2. I apologize for the super long wait. A lot of shit has happened. My Dad got remarried, I moved, I lost my computer with my saved stories, and I forgot my password. And that's just a short summary of shit that has happened.

3. I'm currently in a relationship with a guy for over a year. He's great but I'm also having to make time in for him too. He shall not sway me from my love of writing... I'll attempt to stay strong.

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Playing With Fire reviews
Max is running, but this time she's alone. The Flock kicked her out and gave her to the School. It's been two years. She's just got away. Max isn't who she used to be, and isn't changing back. What happens when she lands in Forks? OOC Warning: LANGUAGE
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max
Lost In the Music reviews
He the popular player jerk. She's the best friend in the background who's hopelessly in love with him. But Bella's hiding something. Something that can get her killed. When Edward goes to far, Bella packs up and leaves. But she leaves something behind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward