Good day dear lady or sir, if thou has stumbled upon my profile then read. For thou shall enjoy it and always have something to think about to amuse yourself.
Now a little about me.
Real Name - Shall never be disclosed.
Age - Not old enough to care who nows how old I am but not saying anyways.
Sex - hmmm... I don't think I'll say.
Favorite Color - Purple! Lilac to be precise.
I changed my profile name from the random thing it was before to what it is now 'The Challange Master' because random thoughts for stories randomly pop into my head so I thought, "Maybe one day I can post them on fanfiction as challanges because there is no way I'll ever be able to finish them." So I soon hope to find time and the will to write and post these challanges so you poor authors searching for an idea can have inspiration and I can have the stories that I want without having to think up the whole thing myself.
Now. For thoughts for thee to ponder as thou goes about his/her tasks. (and yes, I am randomly writing with words like thee and thou)
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.
If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)
If you are a complete fan to the Legend of Zelda series/ or / Twilight Princess, copy & paste this to your profile.
If you're THE The Legend of Zelda fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
Have you ever read a Legend of Zelda manga? I HAVE! Copy & paste this into your profile if you totally love LoZ mangas!
If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (Is it ever a bad thing?)
Yaoi: the only place where rape, pedophilism, cross-dressing, and twincest are not only tolerated, but encouraged
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight (or Harry Potter), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14. allyouneedislove1797, fabinahoa, blackravens4, smokepelt, diffrentisawesome,number1percyjacksonfan, Don't Stop Believing, The Chalenge Master
Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is a stupid smile on your face.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.
Flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain.
Everyday is a gift, that's why its called the present.
I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet.
Life is not measured in the breaths we take but in the moments that take our breath away
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence
I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile .
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the steps
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail." - Emerson
"You can shoot all the bluejays you want...just never shoot a mockingbird." - To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...
There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.
Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional
"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."
when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
Scio te, sed quid sum?Yes, you just got burnt in Latin.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the cream cheese out of them.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When I text someone and someone is looking at my phone, I always like to type "...and some retard keeps reading our plans, shall I take them out?"
Courage isn't when you aren't afraid. Courage is when you are afraid, but you keep going anyway.
Destiny isn't about what we are supposed to do, but who we are supposed to be.
You can mock me, you can hurt me, but as long as I have friends, you can't break me.
Friends don't need to say the words "I Love You" because they already know. But a reminder now and then is nice too.
The heart is like the ocean. No matter how much wonder and life it holds, it never seems to fill up.
I hate lab reports, can't we just light stuff on fire?
Forks and knives are for the weak when eating ribs!