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Me...Bex, 27 years old, English & proud of it, inhabiting the U.K, no husband/boyfriend/kids, good at my job coughworkaholiccough, fan fic virgin

I am...Chill, cool beans, closet rebel, book worm, geektastic, inner child, gloriously retarded, inked (a lot!) generally clumsy & a danger to myself when it comes to dancing

I love...cupcakes, sleeping, my iPhone, chucks, tattoos, my hoody fetish, vivid colours on my toes, long showers, animals, travelling, pyjamas, Spongbob Square Pants, Twilight (obviously), Robert Pattinson & his Happy Trail, stand up comedy, music & books, snuggles, meeting new people and adventures

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 7,760 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21243 - Favs: 11,717 - Follows: 7,434 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 208,381 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16906 - Favs: 8,631 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20114 - Favs: 12,977 - Follows: 5,413 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Mine by Lethologica86 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,985 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Eighteen by landdownunder reviews
Bella tells dreamy tales of her memories...yet even she may be missing a part of her own story. A twisting of the Twilight narrative.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,818 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,655 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Image by Rason reviews
Bella Swan is America's Sweetheart. Edward Masen is a photographer for Maxim. Bella's publicist wants her to sex up her image in order to break from her good girl persona. In comes the sexy photographer that not only changes her image, but also her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Nighthawks and Wonderwalls by CherBella reviews
Bella seeks refuge from horrible nightmares at a small all-night diner, where Edward is the new night-shift waiter. Together they help save and heal each other from their pasts... extended from the original Love Through Lemons contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,605 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3032 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 3865 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,496 - Follows: 5,188 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Someone Like You by KekahJ reviews
"I know this is wrong. I know we shouldn't be here. But do you know how long I've been waiting? Do you know how long I've been looking for someone like you?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,261 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22891 - Favs: 14,134 - Follows: 10,628 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10411 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6541 - Favs: 5,734 - Follows: 3,498 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10169 - Favs: 6,135 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,502 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9367 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3369 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
The Christmas Tree by Rason reviews
Climax Springs - Hickward outtake. Edward helps Sandy from SouthernFanFictionReview dot com with a Christmas tree. She helps him out in the barn, if you know what I mean and I think ya do *wink*. This was written for Sandy's birthday. A taste of citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
Beale Street by donnersun reviews
Can Bella overcome the ghosts of her pasts enough to let someone new into her life? There's a mule, an Edward, and a cussing parrot. A/H Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,843 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8173 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Business by SuzsPetals reviews
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he's forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,068 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9741 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thicker than Water by twistedcoincidence reviews
Sisters have a special bond, stronger than friendship, more sacred than a significant other. Bella has always been the perfect big sister, then again, her sister has never possessed something so appealing. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,436 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella - Complete
3, 2, 1 by hdink reviews
Bella moves to New York & somehow things go from better to worse as she is left pregnant & alone. Her saviors come in many shapes & sizes with one thing in common. 3 pregnancies, 2 weddings, 1 happy family. Warning*drug use & smut ahead. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,719 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Daily Grind by MadeleineJade reviews
Sequel to Can't Let Go. Emmett opened up the coffee shop & he and Rosalie just had a son. Bella & Edward are married & trying to start a family. You know me, cannon pairings, some original characters Hal, Coley, Eli . Humor/Fluff & Stuff AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,760 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5686 - Favs: 6,447 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3199 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2161 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Biological Compulsion by wuogkat reviews
Edward can't decide whether to love Bella or to kill her. He does lure her away from school during Biology class. Will Alice rescue her in time, or is Bella's sanity permanently compromised? B/E AU For Darkward In the Dark Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,665 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Picnic Table by mhl1115 reviews
Slash: Edward is on summer vacation with his family when he experiences an instant attraction to a local surfer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,228 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4476 - Favs: 5,495 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12460 - Favs: 7,021 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4843 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3408 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Twilight of My Life by theladyingrey42 reviews
When you think you have nothing left to live for, what happens when you're given another chance? AU/AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,078 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sometmes It's Not Enough by jarielynn reviews
She was standing by the bar looking beautiful. I hadn't seen her in three years. She smiled at me and tried to say hi. I couldn't say anything to her. Memories were racing through my mind, of a time when we were happy... is an AU/ AH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,531 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Be Your Lover, Too by Mrs.Robward reviews
Removed for rewriting & completion, then will repost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3056 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Letter by Lindsi loolabell reviews
Bella & Edward are best friends that are torn apart but promise to write to each other, but what will she do when she starts to fall for the man he's become on paper? NO INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. AH possible future lemons. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,181 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3351 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11387 - Favs: 11,028 - Follows: 5,779 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Strings of Fate by unicornhime reviews
AH AU When Edward finally gets the chance at getting the girl, he has no idea what to do, so he turns to a message board called The Red Strings of Fate. A story told in technology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Visitation by radiofreeamy reviews
AH-AU What if Edward reacted violently while saving Bella that night at Port Angeles? Can Edward and Bella find themselves and love while Edward is incarcerated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,979 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Curious Correspondence by sunshinelollypops reviews
A bored Bella in biology writes in her "collection of random thoughts, poetry, short stories etc. etc." A bored Edward stumbles upon it and leaves an anonymous comment. The result? A curious correspondence between Mr. Popular and the Queen of Sarcasm..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,742 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Together Again by sbgdgt reviews
Edward and my unique Bex meet in a small west Texas town. There is some strong language and lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe Me by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Deserted by her first love, Bella leaves Forks and finds a new path. A new friendship causes her past to resurface. Will she return to a life that broke her heart? Crossover primarily Twilight , AU, OOC, rated M for language, violence, & later lemons.
Crossover - Twilight & Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,229 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Mick S. J. - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home Run by jadedandboring reviews
All Human - Bella is a sports writer living & working in DC. Edward works for the baseball team she covers on her sports beat. Chance meeting, tossed together for work. M for language & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,058 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sandwich Dreams by heelstominivan reviews
Foul-mouthed & reckless, Bella was carrying around a suitcase full of drama when she met Edward. Their rollercoaster ride involves bad language & juicy lemons, but when put together it forms one very funny beautiful mess. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,565 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fight Inside by ReachingAsIFall reviews
AH: Hate, love, lies, hidden truths, pranks, & twists. Edward & Bella have both been to hell & back because of each other. Now after 5 years of separation, how will they take their anger out on each other? What truths will they find out in the process?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,089 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scandal in the Infield-ON HIATUS by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
I felt her move against me, making me groan. She giggled. "How long have you been awake?" She laughed and turned around to face me. "Not long, but I didn't want to disrupt you from molesting me." I shook my head rolling, my eyes. She wanted molesting? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,781 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Rest of Eternity: Bella and Edward by D. S. London reviews
Plot takes place 20 years after Edward bit Bella. Story is strictly evolving around them with other characters featured too. GRAPHIC LEMONS and GORE - BEWARE! There are alot of twists and turns. Stylishly written.If you enjoy long chapters, read this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,872 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
I love marriage and the hot steamy sex by xoVampiresxo reviews
Critically acclaimed third installment to the WPT series! Read that story on my page first or you won't really understand. LOTS of drama in this one now. TONS of lemons. Unashamed of lemons. Rated M for lemons and language used in further chapters...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,687 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 14,053 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Times of the Painfully Shy by OhMyWord reviews
...that would put me in very close proximity to a gorgeous man that made me lose all sense of time and place and proper behavior. He bent to one knee and the dog jumped into his arms, which was funny because that was exactly what I wanted to do...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,760 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Do It, an Alphabet Weekends Outtake by the-glory-days reviews
As talked about in Alphabet Weekend, this is the story of Edward convincing Bella to lose their virginity to each other, and the answer to the infamous ‘no kissing’ rule.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snapshots of Desire by Isabel0329 reviews
Quick snippets of Edward and Bella's love affair and their exploits in bed. Chapters are not related to each other. AU, All-Human. Definitely OOC. Rated M for sex and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19434 - Favs: 12,158 - Follows: 5,565 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2739 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Twenty Tickets by JK5959 reviews
Edward is a geek and madly in love with Bella. To his dismay, they only interact in Biology class. During the school carnival, a none-too-pleased Edward is forced to participate in a kissing booth. How will his night end? AH B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chance by OhMyWord reviews
“If you had to stop traveling, where would you set down roots?” He tilted his head to one side and looked at me thoughtfully. After a while he said, “here, I think.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Fade by WellMadeMistake reviews
Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,865 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete