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Joined 08-29-09, id: 2065671, Profile Updated: 06-08-10
Author has written 3 stories for Danny Phantom.

i'm so bad at introductions, guys. it's embarrassing.


i'm clier (rhymes with... fire), just your average college student with a penchant for art and writing. i live in flyover country... you know, that part of america between california and new york that isn't chicago. twenty-one years old... way too old to have as sick and perverted a mind as i do. habits include grumbling, sarcasm, quoting "arrested development" in inappropriate situations (i feel like the boy who found the severed hand!) and nerding it up with the friends.

so, if you haven't already noticed, i only write danny phantom fan-fiction, and of that, i only write vlad/danny stuff. maybe that's kind of a limited scope, but whatever, the world can just deal. anyways, i'll admit that for someone so obsessed with the show, i have a really distant and awkward relationship with it, and by that i mean that i don't think i've watched a whole episode of danny phantom in like... well, at least two and a half years. my problem with the cartoon is exactly that--it's a cartoon... you know, for children--and as a result a lot of the complexities i feel should accompany the characters (especially vlad) aren't fully developed (and in many cases aren't addressed at all). attempting to build those complexities back in to the story is one of my biggest goals with my fan-fiction. now, i'm not saying that all the hardcore gay sex is entirely realistic; i mean, the whole vlad/danny ship has its own set of impossibilities. but done right, i don't think the relationship itself is always so far-fetched. and in any case, it's fan-fiction. so why not dream a little?

and yes, like everyone else here, i'm a total review whore. so please tell me what you think; i don't show these stories to anyone in person and so you're my only source of feedback. anything you can give me would help, even criticism, if it's constructive. all i ask is that you don't flame me--seriously guys, put that anger to some other use. scream into your pillow, do a little dance, chuck some shit out your window, whatever. just don't flame me.

other than that, enjoy and thanks for visiting!

oh, and i've got a deviantart account at so check that out if you feel up to it. nothin' wrong with a little shameless self-promotion, right?

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Grounded by Fear by Rigato Caravel reviews
Butters has always led a life in the shadow of his father. Only one other person sees the darkness. Butters/Curly Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,416 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Butters S., Curly Goth - Complete
Trying by LeSkuh reviews
Fate, in the form of Arnold, collapses onto a twenty-five year old Helga G. Pataki's front step as she runs late for work one fine summer's day - effectively turning her life upside down and then stomping on it for good measure.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Helga, Arnold
Uninhabit by VergofTowels reviews
The Irkens are invading, but Zim isn't a part of it. Instead, he must focus on how to deal with the last remnants of his failed attempt to take over. ZADR, mpreg. ANGST.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Rational Intercourse by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Aliens Don't Exist by Emo Fox reviews
Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Dib, Zim
Irken Erotica by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDr. If you don't like, don't read. While at a party, Zim has a wild experience with a mystery guy. Now, he is determined to recreate the orgasmic sensation he's never felt before. Even if that means enlisting the help of the Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,174 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Zim, Dib
Friends Don't Let Friends Eulogize Drunk by smithereen reviews
The funeral is on a Tuesday, and Rusty Venture is drunk.
Venture Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Rusty V., Pete W. - Complete
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Fractal Theory reviews
"I only have one thing left to say, Daniel, and that's that I love you. I do. As much as I despise you, as much as I damaged you, I love you. And that's all there is, my boy. That's all there ever was." Sequel to "The Way We Celebrate."
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M.
The Way We Celebrate reviews
Vlad kidnaps Danny the night of his nineteenth birthday with a terrible plan. The boy's about to learn that some traditions are best forgotten, but everything, including ignorance, comes with a price. Smut with a soul, sequel now posted!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,691 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
A Haunting reviews
It is irresponsible, risky, and wholly unprofessional. And though Vlad's convinced it's just a fling, he quickly realizes that a relationship with Daniel might be his last chance at redemption. UNDERGOING SERIOUS EDITING, CHAPTER REVISIONS TO FOLLOW.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,509 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Vlad M., Danny F.