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"I LIKE it in the closet. Deep and dark. Waaaayy in there

I WANT it on the roof, but I NEED all over the floor."

-lilYumYum


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please add me as a friend

(YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! :3)


(Nick) Name(s): xlilyumyumx, l!v3xM3N, Duckie, lilYumYum, doydle, Dimples

(Current) Age: 16

Species: Human

Gender: Female

Birthday: January 4

Birthplace: USA

Current Home: USA

Personality: tomboyish, hyper, ladylike (rarely), tough, laid-back (sometimes), studious, shy (depending on the situation), cold-hearted (sometimes), evil (again depending on the situation),

violent (at times- to certain people)

Occupation/Grade: 9th Grade (freshman)

Good Habit(s): always worries about others instead of myself, can be a clean-freak at times (or is that a bad thing?)

Bad Habit(s): stealing, lying, eavesdropping,biting nails, stuttering, fussing with my hair

Hobbies/Like(s): singing, writing, playing the piano, reading, dancing, listening to music (old and classy stuff, i know :P)

Fav Animal(s): DUCKS, dumbo octopus, red panda

Weaknesses/Fear(s)/Dislike(s): pink, flirty people, crying (especially in from of people), being lost, wearing skirts or dresses, wearing anything to showy

Strength(s): friends, music, the internet, anything that my hands can do

Ambition/Life-long Dream: to one day find true love and become succesful in life

1 - 5: Debilitated

6 - 8: Below average

9 - 10: Average

11 - 13: Above average

14 - 16: Talented

17 - 18: Gifted

Intelligence: 12

Wisdom [it comes with age: 10

Strength [measure of your body's muscles: 18

Agility: 15

Dexterity [how well you can aim/reaching achievements: 13

Constitution [how well you can take a hit: 13

Charisma [how social you are: 4

Comeliness [your attractiveness: -none of ur beeswax- D:

Cooperation [how well you work with other people: 9

Body Type/Looks: VERY slim

Everyday Outfit: just about anything i can find in my closet.. otherwise it doesn't mean much to me

Secret Admirer:

Hairstyle(s): my hair's long, black and straight, either down or up in a ponytail

Scars, Tattoos, Jewelry and/or Piercings: a regular piercing on each ear, i have a really small scar on my knee that was once a scrape i made in kindergarten

Quote(s):

"True Story"

"The cake is a lie!"

"I know what you are but what am I"

"Moo"

Have you ever killed anyone? NO

How Many? NO ONE!

Have you ever been drunk? nope

How many times? never

Are you a virgin? YES (and i intend on keeping it that way!)


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sai, Hinata, Temari

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen SaiKami and GaaRio xb

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? DEFINITELY NOT (7/19/10: Maybe...)

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No (but i wish)

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Drawings, Stories… have I mentioned one of my friends gave me a magazine for my b-day??

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Err… I’m not that desperate to feel that way toward any of them!!

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina FOR SURE!! Hinata’s feelings for him are just too great. An epic/cliché romance plot-line for them

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku all the way xP

9) Which team is your favorite? Team 7, of course!!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) I did, but the manga officially stated that Tobi is Madara Uchiha (although that theory would’ve been awesome)

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Yeah, cuz its true

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? ALL OF THEM squeals like a fangirl

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yup!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Hell yea

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Who doesn’t?

17) Sub or dub? Sub. Dub gets annoying.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Saruka Pre-Shippuden but Pro-Sakura in Shippuden but not if she goes fangirl.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Hella Funny & annoying!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? UN Jk! Obviously Hell yea I do!!

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Ugly nerd but funny

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku and Deidara. Kami has it FTW!!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? Plain weird yet Awesome!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Hinata! Imagine her dressing all sexy and following Naruto like a fan girl!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? HELL YEAH!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Yeah!

27) Do you like lemons? sometimes, it depends how pervy im acting.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yea, but they don’t care about what I watch unless it involves porn, then im good to go

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? YEA

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? HELL YEAA

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yea, a few of my friends (>: BWAHAHAH, fear me!! IM SOO EVIL)

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yup! But no one recognizes it :’( there aren’t many anime fans where I come from!

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No! but that would be funny!!

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Life: I’m pretty engulfed in it Grades: I’ve always been a downhill student

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? LOL! Not answering that!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? Yea!! more like my OC fan art

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? No way in hell!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep TsuKami Miamori!!

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Definitely.

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? No one really… -_-

43)What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

“BELIEVE IT!!”, “Un-“ and most of all—“Tobi is a good boy”

44)What was your favorite adventure/battle?

I dunno.. they're all too awesome!!

45)NaruSaku or NaruHina?

NaruHina

46)Naruto or Sasuke?

that's a hard one.. =_=

47)Sakura or Karin?

Sakura,all the way!! (me=anti-karin)

48) NejiTen or NejiHina?

NejiTen (ew!!cuzinxcuzin?!)

49)ShikaIno or ShikaTema?

ShikaTema, no duh!

50)SaiIno or NaruIno?

Seriously, WTF?! NONE! naruto belongs with hinata and sai's taken!!

51)Who's the better villain: Sasuke or Madara?

Madara’s the one who brain-washed Sasuke.


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.


THE OFFICIAL ASIAN DOMINATION SURVEY!!

Section 1

[/]Are you Asian in the first place?

[ ]Were you born in an Asian country?

[/]Can you use chopsticks? (That would be a kinda)

[ ]Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?

[/]Can you speak an Asian language? / Is your favorite subject math/science? (I'm a little iffy about math now)

[/]Do you eat rice almost every single day? (Ask my grandma)

[x]Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?

[x]Do you have an "azn crew"? (Half my school is asian, so yeah)

[x]Do have a 95 average? x Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA? (i dunno. xD)

[ ]Do you freak out when you get a B in school?(Should I?!)

Score: 5

Section 2

[x]Do you listen to Asian music? (HAILYEAAHH)

[x]Have you watched Asian movies/dramas? (on youtube. _' )

[ ]Can you rave? (WTH DOES THAT MEAN?!)

[x]Do you know what DDR is? (Who the hell doesn't??)

[ ]Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?

[x]Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc? (Do video games in general count?)

[x]Have you played the violin/piano/cello? (I've been taking lessons long before anime)

[x]Do your parents get mad at you if you get bad grades? (HAYL YES!!)

[x]Are/have you going/taking/took any honors/AP classes? (Or at least thats what I'm aiming for..)

[ ]Do you own a Mazda/Saturn? (i'm sorry.. WHAT?)

[ ]Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?

[ ]Do you have a distinctive smell? (i hope not!! xD)

Score so far: 12

Section 3

[x]Are you or were you once a fob? (I wasn't born in Asia but i left America after I was born and came back for an "American" education)

[ ]Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi, Cheung, Zhang, Lin, Cheng, Ma, Jang, Chan, Chen, Liu? (THANK GOD!!)

[ ]Have you dated/want to date Asian guys/girls?(can't date yet 3;)

[x]Have you designed a website before? (IT'S CALLED UNKNOWN INK!!)

[x]Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?

[x]Do you have both an Asian and an English name? (My actual name is like an American/European, and my full name originates back to my family in the Philippines)

[x]Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house? (I know it seems wierd, but yes)

[x]Do you know the song "Got Rice"?

[x]Anime? (OF COURSE!!)

[x]Do you listen to trance?

Score so far: 19

Section 4

[x]Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?

[x]Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs? (The sad thing is, they kinda still are)

[ ]Is the mall your hang out place?

[x]Do you think you're short? (Everyone does. D: )

[x]Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?

[x]Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?

[ ]Have you ever solved a rubik's cube? (I give up too easily)

[x]Do you read Manga? (ALWAYS!)

[x]Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?

[x]Do you have ASIAN Pride?

Score so far: 27

Section 5

[x]Are you a good artist? (Everyone at school says so)

[ ]You speak your Asian language with your friends? (Nah, they just think that I'm showing off :P)

[x]Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community? (it's a candy store right beside a church O_o)

[/]Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?

[x]Have you visited your home country at least twice?(been here forever. :c )

[x]Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?

[x]Do you have/need glasses or braces?

[x]Do you like to read? (Depends if it’s a good book. xD )

[x]Do you NOT have an allowance? (it sucks, i know)

Score: 34 1/2

-RESULTS-

Under 25 - White washed

26-30 - American Born

31-40 - Pure

40-45 - Asian that got fob washed

45-50 - FOB

51 and higher - Hopelessly fobby

He was so beautiful.So beautiful, in fact, that I wanted to scream out in agonizing pain just how beautiful he was. His eyes, green and wide open, stared as if seeing the world for the first time. His hands had the strength of a thousand men. His hair, which had the tendencey to fall just a little over his left eye, was the loveliest shade of dark brown, and you could just run your hand right through it and you felt like you've never felt anything so wonderful. But the best thing about him was his soul. He had a million people and a million emotions in him and he was one in a million. And he loved me. Me.

Why did he care so much about me, though? I'm not special. I'm a nobody, invisible almost to myself. And one day, if it were something I did or said, I don't know what it was, but he just popped into my life like a good luck fairy. he made everything the way it should be. he was the Yang to my Yin, he was Sonny and I was Cher, I was the Dharma to his Greg. Bad analogies, I know, but very true nonetheless.


Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common theif.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat and tears,
Because love means facing your biggest fears.


Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, JaseyRaeLullaby, KooriRoxs, BloodyRoseMel, Uchiha Tsukino Usagi,Dreamingwhileawake,xxtsukamixx


Here's 156 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? no, i have never been in one

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Of course

3) How many houses have you lived in? 3 different kinds

4) Favourite candy bar? Who the hell goes to candybars anymore?!

5) Favourite shoes? Vans… and Converse

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes (by accident) many times (on purpose)

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? I dunno

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? never

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Naruto xD.. and music

12) Favourite genre of music? Rock… (luv all kinds)

13) What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn, argh!

14) What time were you born? Exactly 9:25 pm

15) Do you like beer? no

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yea, but epically failed

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I ACTUALLY own 3 disney cd’s..

18) Are you sarcastic? No, really?!

19) What are your favourite colours? Any color as long as it has black and/or white usually purple

20) How many watches do you own? Hmm.. let’s see.. around 3

21) Summer or winter? How am I supposed to know?!

23) Favourite colour to wear? black

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite, I guess

25) What colour is your mobile phone? Black and white

26) Where is your second home? the computer

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Hell yeah!!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Once, but now I don’t have any

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Had two, but now have one

30) How many video games do you own? Probably a truck-load of em

31) What was your first pet? A fish

32) Ever had braces? No

33) Do looks matter? That depends

34) Do you use chapstick? Rarely (usually forget)

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Mrs. Thornton, Mrs. Osborne, Mrs. D

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Abercombie??

37) Are you too forgiving? hahaha yea..

38) How many children do you want? Pass

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A few t-shirts and a sweater (or jacket, I think)

40) Favourite breakfast meal? Eggs, bread and bacon

41) Do you own a gun? Nah, just a water gun

42) Ever thought you were in love? yes but love sucks A LOT im still recovering like they say: “love takes time to heal”

43) When was the last time you cried? During the last retreat (which was pretty emotional)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Ate…breathed…sleeped..

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? WTF! I’ve only heard of olive garden once and I have no idea what the other one is!!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? By accident

47) Have you ever been in a castle? not exactly sure

48) Nicknames? Diana, Diane, CC, Yana, Di, Hula Girl, Purple Yum Yum…

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No and if I did I would advise her to change that name –no offense to anyone who actually has it for a name

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yup they make pretty good chicken… ha,ha,ha I’m just kidding, no I haven’t been there!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? My mom owns perfume, does that count?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Kinda…

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? NO

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yes

56) Are you happy with your life right now? It depends on my mood

57) Do you dye your hair? Never have, never will

58) Does anyone like you? Not sure, it looks that way

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn’t born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yea, I just listened to like 3 of them!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? mcdonalds

63) Do you like yourself? partly

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? dad

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? ...no... im nocturnal

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No, but I almost did

68) Do you own a webcam? yes

69) Have you ever stripped? In a way

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope

72) Do you chat on AIM often? yea

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No (boy, I sure wish I did )

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full house??Seriously, what are with all the hippy shows??_

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? I did just to try

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No, cuz im kinda like anorexic

81) Can you cook? I can cook but do I cook? Not really

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. my little brother

2. my mom

3. people who take advantage of me

83) Do you text message often? If only I had someone to text..

84) Money or love? love

85) Do you have any scars? Yes though there clearing up finally! After like 10 years

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A new phone, my current one sucks

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? I find them pretty boring and rather hilarious

88) Relationships or one night stands? No comment

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy fruit?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Hamburgers!! Fries!!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? What??

92) Do you own a box of crayons? A ton, but screw the box!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? parents

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? my mom

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My MOM, DON’T YOU GET IT!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? I cant remember… a fanfic? It’s the only thing that makes me laugh… sad, I know

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Do I have to write it? What if someone finds out?

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My BFF

100) Who was the last person that called you? My BFF!!

101)WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? that's out of the question, I have too many for my own good _

102) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? My classmates say I’m shy and too good, My “friends” call me a bitch behind my back

103) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Fanfiction and fantasies from things in my daily life that will never occur

104)WHAT IS 22? 22= fish, duh! Just kidding but you have to make life interesting!

105) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? (This should be an obvious question) I don’t have a best friend, I can’t trust anyone at school

106)WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I’ve already kissed my goodbyes to romance…

107)WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? long and eventful even though im 16! So many near death experiences at such a young age

108)WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Anesthetist (JK)

109)WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? i think ‘Just play it cool and-- omfg! Duck and hide!!’

110)WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?Too quiet, lazy and that I’m always alone

111)WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? *snorts* What fcking wedding!

112) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?The happiest and most annoying song on earth… maybe celebrate with some champagne

113)WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?Writing, Drawing, reading, playing piano, singing, going to the movies, and sleeping

114) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?I make it seem like nothing bothers me when it really does

115) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? i like them? but the ones I've made in highschool piss me off.

116) WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?If music were somehow to seize from existence

117) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Long and painfully (God knows if a clown and unfitting music will show up to make me feel better)

118) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? not being able to achieve my goals (which I highly doubt that I will)

119) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Stories

120) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Parents

121) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Don’t think so

122) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Change, Some spiders, and being lost

123) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? not that im aware of

124) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? my weight and my shyness

125) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? “…” No comment

126)If you have sex with a prostitute against his will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? uh..rape?

127)Can you cry under water? I can.

128)How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? honestly, i don't see a difference

129)Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? its donated to Africa, duh!

130)Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? that's what i used to think

131)Why does a round pizza come in a square box? no one knows

132)What disease did cured ham actually have? i dunno, rabies?

133)How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

134)Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? because they felt like it?

135)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? yea, pretty much _

136)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? i can ask you the same thing..

137)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

138)Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. i know, right?!

139)Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? because it's opposite day! (if you know what i mean)

140)Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? because some people like their toast done like that?

141)Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? again, what??

142)If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? because he was too busy listening to his cocunut! (XD)

143)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Goofy's a dog??

144)If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? cuz he wanted to lose weight.

145)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? ...babies?

146)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? YES. Yes, it does :))

147)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? damn you!! >[

148)Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? dogs these days...spoiled :P

149)Do stairs go up or down? both ways (oh geez, that sounded so wrong!)

150)Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? i dunno, do they?

151)When French people swear do they say “Pardon my English?” i thought they were saying "suck-le-bloo"??

152)Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? because it had no where else to go

153)Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines? they do??

154)If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? purple

155)If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? that depends

156)WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

The most retarded naruto survey EVER!! X


Shikamaru Temari = deserves a round of applause

Neji Tenten = deserves a whistle

Kami Sai = deserves a “What have we got here??”

Rioku Gaara = deserves a flat O_o

Kiba Ino = “…”

Sasuke Sakura = drama

Naruto Hinata = Major dohrama

Sai Angry Sakura= Funny

Tobi Angry Deidara= Hilarious!!

Inners for every Naruto character = Chaos XP


If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you threaten inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

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If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

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90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

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95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

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If you've read more chapters to a fanfic than its actual manga has, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

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If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

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If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

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BANANA PHONE! HA.HA.HAHA! post this on your profile if you are extremely random

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If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

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If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

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If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "What a drag" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

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If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. I don't even study! O.o No wonder I forget!

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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you think Tobi's a good boy copy and paste this onto your profile!!

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If you prefer cheese pizza more than pepperoni, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

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If you THOUGHT Obito was Tobi, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

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If you WISh Obito was Tobi, copy and paste this onto your profile!!

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If you STILL THINK Obito was Tobi, copy and paste this in your profile!!

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If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing, not knowing what it was, then they kept on singing it forever just because..." -_-

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If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

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If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

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If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

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If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

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If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

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If this is exacly your 50th "copy and paste", you probably got the memo :)

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If you feel dorky for actually keeping track (or counting just now), copy and paste this onto your profile!!

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

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If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. My Inner won't shut up. -_-

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Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

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If you've always supported MinaxKushi, copy and paste this on your profile!!

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If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

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99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

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A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! 0_0

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If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you once thought that walking backwards was cool, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've ever tripped while walking backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

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98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

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If you've ever facepalmed and it hurt more than it had to, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you've ever deskpalmed and it left a dent on your forehead, copy and paste this onto your profile

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you believe in the heart of the cards, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste.

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If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick,Celyna EverD, Eidolon Twilight Princess, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress, SharinganwarriorTribute, sasukerules.org, Gaara-Ino4ever, Twy, ,XxUltimateXGaaraXFangirlxX, SkywardShadow, ShadowWolf315, SSAHC,Koki-chan, Sand-Blossom, Gaaras1Girl, Lazy'girl-chan, Kiddy-Cookie-Chan, XxXdeidara lverXxX, Bri Nara, xxtsukamixx

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If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

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If you ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste

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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: say they're busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world
REAL FRIENDS: not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to help you feel better

FRIENDS: say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours
REAL FRIENDS: come right over and hang out with you, til you either fall asleep, or kick them out

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS:
Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will re-post this shit!

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What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! xxtsukamixx

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fan fictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea what’s going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, shadow of the abyss, Narora, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, xxtsukamixx

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, xxtsukamixx

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If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

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If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much,

copy and paste this into your profile

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If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you've gone camping but not out in the actual wilderness, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you think Dr.Pepper taste like cherries, copy and paste on your profile

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If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

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If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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If you ever HAVE slapped someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

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If you're one of those people who first learned how to ride on a two-wheeled bike then crashed into a brick wall, copy and paste this on your profile!! (i'm EFFIN' SERIOUS, I DID!)

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If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'. If they would, post this on your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If twirling your hair is one of your worst-bad habits, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

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If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

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My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

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If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up and said, "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" If you support this, post on your profile.

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If your unpopular and had a a friend who's popular and you aren't friends anymore post this on your profile

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you support NaruxHina, copy and paste this on your profile!!

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If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(taken from Sir Spamplatos' profile)

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one AND ONLY way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

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if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

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If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you (think you) haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever been the bad guy in a serious situation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Orochimaru is an animated version of an Asian Michael Jackson, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever commited anything that was PURE EVIL AND DEVIOUS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you get pissed and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this into your profile.

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If you knew that Minato was Naruto's dad from the start, copy and paste this on your profile!!!

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If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.)

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If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Princess of blah blah blah, lilYumYum

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if you think twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile and add your name Italiangurlinamessedupworld the epitome of randomness, Princess of blah blah blah, lilYumYum

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

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My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

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Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

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Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Copy and paste if you've accomplished this.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them. Copy and paste if this is true.

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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If biting your nails is one of your worst-bad habits, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you've ever pissed a teacher off by clicking your pen, copy and paste this onto your profile

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

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(o.o) Help pokmeon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

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If you believe that Tadase is a prince not a KING, copy and paste!!

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If you've made up your own copy and paste, copy and paste this on your profile!!!

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Choose—me or your life?
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and boy runs after and says..

The reason you don't cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Copy and Paste if you liked this poem!!!

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"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

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If you support SasuxSaku, copy and paste this on your profile!!

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If you trip on air copy this into your profile!

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If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah, lilYumYum

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If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

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If you are a complete mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SkywardShadow,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah, lilYumYum

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

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If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (as long as its in a movie or cartoon though)

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!)

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If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. (yes... TV... the game Atmosphere... stupid gate keeper... -_-)

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If you always put "-xxx-" after every freakin "copy and paste on your profile, copy and paste!!

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If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: TurotTrainer,kpizkool, BubblesBoo, SukiraOfTheLight, Morning's Child, SilentSinger948,Hinarulover, Princess of Blah Blah Blah, lilYumYum

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If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think or know that you've posted the same "copy and paste" more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together

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paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK

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If you think Sasuke's nickname is "Captain emo f'cktard" copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

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If the scrollbar on your profile looks like it's been squished by the mario bros., copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you feel like a turd for saying that, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever sworn aloud in public by accident, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, copy this into your profile

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If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Copy and paste if this is the funniest video EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xRSa5tMLUQ

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've never been stung by a bee, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've never had a bloody nose, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste if THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

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If you are/have been claustrophobic, copy and paste this into your profile or forever hold your peace.

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If you are a clean freak, but can't even clean your own room, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are telling your parents that you're doing something busy as an excuse for reading this absurd list of abominations, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever tried locking yourself in your room, copy and paste this on your profile

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Copy and paste if you've hidden in a closet with the opposite gender!

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If you've ever confessed your deepest darkest secret or an eternal love for someone, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you love the couple NejixTenten, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think/know that you've spent over 10 minutes reading these "copy and pastes", copy and paste this into your profile.

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5 Truths of Life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it

3. The first truth is a lie

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

Oh well… I already knew I was an Idiot .!

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5 Truths of life:

1. You can kiss your elbow

2. You are now thinking you are not falling for that one again

3. You think you're so smart

4. The fact is that that is a lie

5. You are now trying to kiss your elbow

This is your third time falling for this, why don’t you copy&paste this on ur profile?

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If you worship Naruto like you worship Christ, or Bhudda, or Ghandi, or Zeus, copy& paste this on your profile.

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If you've ever yelled at someone for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile!!!

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If you believe that dogs are smarter than monkeys, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you think that you're the happiest person on earth, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

My Faith:Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

If you are someone who still believes in the work and word of our Lord, paste this into your profile.

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If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

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If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like watching them animus and reading them mangoes, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you understood what i actually said, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you hate bigots and idiots, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have been in a fist fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

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If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile.

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If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

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If you refuse to give answers to your own questions and somehow think your being clever or funny, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you only give reviews so people will review you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think people really care about your story, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you label any reviews that aren't constant praise a flame, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you only use examples from your own story, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you do not think you are influenced by trends and media, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you want people to believe you don't care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ask for reviews after stating this, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.
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Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

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If you know that you probably have over 100 "copy and pastes" on your profile, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL!

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The bold part is you...

Im a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(This is wrong cause i am a girl)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks i wear black and other dark colors with white

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(a few puonds not much)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm was on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.(only drink)

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


MY GUY SIDE: the bold are the ones that apply to me

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, Wii, PS3 or Xbox 360. (still do :D)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch(ed) sports on TV

Scary movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night(sometimes, when its cold

TOTAL: 17

MY GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 8

I guess I'm more masculine than feminine! (even though im a girl!!)


THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. Go to the toy section, get some naruto wepons and a naruto head band then sneek around and toss kunai at random people while eclaiming "Ima ninja! Beleive it!"

21. Sit beside a “No loitering” sign and yell at people who happen to pass by, “GET OUT OF MY TERRITORY!”

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD


Ways to Annoy Your Parents

-I am not responsible for any shouting, yelling and punishments they give you. Please note: USE AT YOUR OWN RISK! Please do not sue me when your parents hand out your punishment for using this.

1 - Follow them all the time

2 - Say "Muu" when they call you

3 - Pretend you got amnesia

4 - Keep walking backwards

5 - Run all over the house with a bulb in your hand and saying "The Sun! It's dying!"

6 - Run on the walls

7 - Sing out loud while you run all over the house wearing only underwear

8 - Say that wearing clothes is against your religion

9 - Stay in fron of them at four in the morning and with a big smile in the face say "Good morning, sunshine!"

10 - Run in circles

11 - Recite a whole movie. Three times.

12 - Pretend you're fighting yourself. Lose.

13 - Pull somebody's hair and scream "DNA!"

14 - Wear a T-Shirt that reads "I'm Retarded!"

15 - Wear jeans on your heads, a t-shirt on your waist and say it's a new fashion concept

16 - Try to find another way to drink something in a glass

17 - Glue your finger on your nose with Super Glue

18 - Talk to a pen

19 - Have imaginary friends. Talk to them all the time.

20 - Pretend you're a viking

21 - Try to climb on the walls

22 - Scream really loud "WHERE-IS-MY-MOTHER!?"

23 - Put an ice-cream cone on your forehead and say you're a beautiful unicorn

24 - Do what they tell you to

25 - Stay turning the lights on and off and after 5min say "ooh! I get it now..."

26 - Eat non-eatable things.

27 - Sit in front of the fan with your arms wide open and sing "I believe I can fly!!"

28 - Hold their hands and say "I see dead people..."

29 - When taking a shower, scream "I'm drowning!"

30 - Chase an imaginary tail

31 - Demand your own telephone number

32 - Scream "Lie!" for everything they say

33 - Pretend you're 268 years old

34 - Stay upside down in your closet

35 - Pretend you're a telephone

36 - Try to swim on the ground

37 - Knock on their door all the night

38 - Pretend you have multiple personalities

39 - Deny everything they say before they finish saying and say "Why what? Are you trying to find a reason to punish me?". Take a long breath, blink three times and say "Can I help you?"

40 - Ask "What?" for everything they say and pretend youdon't understand

41 - Look at you father for some time and then say "I'M USING NEW SOCKS!"

42 - Always repeat "What would give you that idea?"

43 - When your mother start talking to you, say "Lo siento, No hablo Inglés"

44 - Tell them you have a very imporant secret that you can't tell to anyone, they'll insist on you to tell the secret, then you whisper "I'm Spiderman/Catwoman!"

45 - Stay looking at nowhere for some time and quickly look at your parents with a scared expression and say "Did you feel that?!"

46 - Write "Will you really eat this little bird?"/"Eggs are friends, not food!" on every egg you got in the freezer

47 - When having dinner, stand up and say to one of your siblings: "Due to economic problems, you will be banished from this house."

48 - When visiting your grandparents, start singing "Uuhm, you touch my tchalala!"

49 - Always say "That's so hot" with Paris Hilton acent

50 - Tell them everything you did was just to annoy them


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shalt not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(Why wait?)

2. Thou shalt not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shalt not steel from K-Mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shalt not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shalt not steal from thy parents. (Every one knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shalt not get into fights. (Just start them)

7. Thou shalt not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shalt not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shalt not think about having sex. (As Nike says - Just Do It!)

10. Thou shalt not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle!)


WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN AN ELEVATOR!

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong).
Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed.
Collect an elevator tax.
Count down from 100,000 out loud.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball!
Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Eat jello through a straw.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Have a picnic in the elevator.
Have a seizure.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Hug yourself.
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Hum the theme to Jeopardy
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?"
Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!”
Leave a box between the doors.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Make farm noises.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Make sure the emergency phone is working.
Meow occasionally.
Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents.
Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board.
Offer hitman services.
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again.
Pick your nose.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Play dead.
Play patty--cake with the door.
Play the harmonica.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Pray to Budda.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor.
Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Recite poetry in monotone.
Request for people to watch you Riverdance.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Shadow box.
Shave.
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady"...pause...repeat...continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!”
Start a sing-along.
Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
Tap dance.
Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob.
Tell everyone about your love life.
Tell people you can see their aura.
Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.
Throw a party in the vator!
Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don't use deodorant.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Wear a Santa suit...in June.
Wear a ski mask and carry an axe.
Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!”
When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.


Put an X for the ones that apply to you, and add up the total as you go along.

Natural Hair Color:
[ ]Redhead – $80
[ ]Brunette – $75
[ ]Blonde – $50
[x]Black – $15
[ ]Bald – $5
[ ]other-$0

Total So Far: $15

Eye Color:
[ ]Blue – $100
[ ]Green – $75
[x]Brown – $50
[ ]Hazel – $25
[ ]Other – $15

Total So Far: $65

Height:
[ ]Over 7' – $200
[ ]6’8? to 7' – $175
[ ]6’0? to 6’7? – $150
[ ]5’5? to 5’11? – $75
[ ]5’0? to 5’4? – $45
[x]Under 5' – $25

Total So Far: $90

Age:
[ ]30 to 40 – $100
[ ]25 to 30 – $75
[ ]20 to 25 – $50
[ ]18 to 20 – $25
[x]0 to 18 – $15
Total So Far: $105

Current Education:
[ ]PhD – $500
[ ]Masters – $450
[ ]Business Owner – $800
[ ]Bachelors – $400
[ ]Associates – $350
[ ]In College – $300
[ ]High School Graduate – $250
[x]In High School – $200
[ ]High School Dropout – $100
[ ]Jr. High – $50
[ ]What is School – $Bankrupt$

Total So Far: $305

Birth Order:
[ ]Twins or more than twins – $300
[ ]Only Child – $250
[ ]First Born – $200
[ ]second born-$150
[x]Middle Child – $100
[ ] last Born – $50
[ ]Other – $40

Total So Far: $405

Drink?
[x]Never – $300
[ ]Only Holidays – $250
[ ]Sometimes – $200
[ ]Every other week – $150
[ ]Every other day – $50
[ ]Once a day – $15

Total So Far: $705

Vision?
[ ] No correction $75
[ ] Glasses $50
[x] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction $10

Total So Far: $730

Car Color:
[ ]Gold – $525
[ ]Blue – $500
[ ]White – $475
[ ]Black – $450
[ ]Red – $400
[ ]Maroon – $400
[ ]Green- $350
[ ]Silver – $300
[ ]Purple- $250
[ ]Metallic – $200
[ ]Yellow – $100
[ ]Primer – $75
[ ]Rusted – $15
[x]No Car – $5

Total So Far: $735

Shoe Size:
[ ]13 – $300
[ ]11 to 12 – $200
[ ]8 to 10 – $100
[x]Under 7 – $50

Total So Far: $785

Room Color:
[ ]Black – $500
[ ]Blue – $475
[ ]Brown – $450
[x]Purple – $425
[ ]White – $400
[ ]Green – $350
[ ]Orange – $300
[ ]Yellow – $200
[ ]Pink – $100
[ ]Other – $ 50

Total: $1210


List of my stupid fetishes:

1. The ambition to one day abolish any Disney celebs including Miley Cyrus-/Hannah Montana-, Jonas Brothers-, Demi Lovato-, Ashley Tisdale- or Zac Efferon- fans (hehe.. Sasuke Uchiha-preference)That is my one and only fettish ’


List twelve of your favorite NARUTO characters in no particular order.

1.Naruto

2. Sasuke

3.Sai

4. Kakashi

5. Temari

6. Sakura

7. Tenten

8. Hinata

9. Haku

10. Itachi

11. Kami

12. Rioku

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Six? Yes. Eleven. She's an OC (doesn't exist)

2.) Do you think number four is hot?

Woah, Kakashi?! (didn't see that coming!) a little..

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Erm...Hinata and Rioku are girls so how is that possible?? plus, thats just sickk

4.) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, but not much

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple

(woah, this was just a coincidence O_o)THA BEST

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

None! Temari belongs with Shikamaru!!

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Not possible: Rioku couldn't and wouldn't be caught dead doing anything like that to Sasuke.. that would be too awkward

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Itachi's emotions finally get to Sa (i knw, stupid)

9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(another coincidence) YES, THERE R PLENTY!!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

TENTENS HEARTBROKEN ADVICE

11.) If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmm… Listen toYour Heart, You Belong with Me, or I Need a Miracle

12.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning Yaoi !!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I SURE DO!! X

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nope. NEVER..

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

if Itachi ever saw his little brother dying.. priceless

16.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

probably a year or two ago...?

17.) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)

translation: Naruto and Tenten are in a happy relationship until Haku runs off with Tenten. Naruto, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kami and a brief unhappy affair with Sakura, then follows the wise addvice of Temari and finds true love with rioku

WTFOMFGROFLMFAO

18.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Why would Hinata and Tenten fight? Is it over Neji?

19.) What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

What?!

20.) How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

akward O_o

21.) How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

That's common for a guy like HIM.. I already do hate him

22.) If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Ino would commit suicide.. poor kami!!

23. )What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

It would be disturbing… Should I delete her from my list?

24.) You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

GET THE HELL OUT ITACHI!!

25.) What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

wait, WHAT?! NARUTO?! AN EMO??HE WON'T "believe it!!"

26.) What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now.

already collapsed

27.) (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I thought you weren't going to let beauty interfere with your training!!

28.) (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think

Has the world come to an end?

29.) (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

SASUKE AND KAMI?! THEY'D GIVE US ALL A STRAIGHT Z-!!


Name 12 characters from ANY TWILIGHT FANDOM and answer the following questions. (This is in a random order)

1. Jacob Black

2. Alice Cullen

3. Edward Cullen

4. Emmett Cullen

5. Seth Clearwater

6. Rosalie Hale

7. Carlisle Cullen

8. Bella Swan

9. Lynette Roxanne

10. Renesmee Cullen

11. Esme Cullen

12. Jasper Hale

Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic?

Erm.. *cough* no homo...

Do you think four is hot? How hot?

pretty hot :D

What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

alice would kill her, and edward would kill him

Do you recall any fics about nine?

HELL YEA!! XD

Wuld two and six make a good couple?

HELL NO!! DX

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine ALL THE WAY, BABY!! Five/ Ten..? ehh, Nessie's a bit too young 0_0

What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

WOAH, THAT WAS SERIOUSLY RANDOM!! Ogawd, that's embarrassing!

Is there such thing as a one/eight fluff?

DEFINITELY!

Suggest a title for a one/eight hurt/comfort fic.

Please Stay (crap, i know.)

Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

Edward gives his daughter some advice on choosing men XD

If you wrote a songfic about twelve, what song would you choose?

Tonight I wann cry

If you wrote a one/six/five fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING. Involves strange shape-shifting/vampiric bonding!

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey there, nice... fangs.

Cuter Couple: Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve?

FIVE/NINE CUZ THEY BELONG TOGETHA :DD

What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

It's only natural, they're married anyways *rolls eyes*

How would you feel if eleven died?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Life... Love... Meaning, over. (In the words of dear Bella Swan.)

Which is a more disturbing pair? One/Four or One/Seven?

One and four! Ew. (Although I do encourage one and seven either!)

Would Four or Nine ever get sad if Twelve got run over by a car?

yea, cuz Jasper's still a main character

When's the last time you read a fic about five?

Constantly, I should read one now! X3

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jacob and Carlisle are in a happy relationship, until, Lauri runs off with Emmet (EW!) Jacob, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Esme Cullen and a brief, unhappy afair with Jasper. Then, folows the wise advice of Seth and finds true love with Edward.

COMMENTS: NOOOOOO!!!!! >x[

What title would you give this fic?

Something that will never happen in the Twilight Saga

How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

What's a cannon?? :3

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!


Bold= My heart longs for it.
Italics= Want to do before I die
Plain= Done

1. Cry on someone's shoulder.
2. Sing in front of a large crowd.
3. And earn a standing ovation.
4. Fall asleep in the grass.
5. Change someone's life for the better.
6. Have someone change my life for the better.
7. Study abroad.
8. Travel the world on my own.
9. Become fluent in Visayan.
10. Meet a non-school-related fanfiction friend in real life.
11. Givea random stranger a hug. For fun.
12. Form a band and become known.
13. Leave middle school without dying of sadness.
14. Throw a huge party and invite every one of my friends.
15. Send a message in a bottle.
16. Learn to ballroom dance properly.
17. Make a complete and utter fool of myself--and have someone who hates me come and tell me that it's okay to be
embarrassed.
18. Sleep under the stars with a close friend.
19. Reflect on my greatest weakness, and realize how it's my greatest strength.
20. Go to a concert.
21. Learn to play the guitar.
22. Play it well.
23. Smile a true smile.
24. Dance the night away.
25. Stop being overly sensitive
26. TRAIN MY SINGING VOICE SO I CAN SING EVERY KEY FLAWLESSLY

27. Style my hair crazily.

28. And get away with it.
29. Not be driven insane by the cuckoo clock in my house.
30. Take pictures of the world.
31. Learn the lyrics to 10 songs.
32. And still remember them later.
33. Count to ten in 15 different languages. 6/15
34. Laugh so hard I cry.
35. Make it through senior year.
36. Make someone so happy that they cry.
37. Cry so hard I laugh.
38. Stop being stupid.
39. Accept myself for who I am, inside and out.
40. Smile in the face of criticism.
41. Stop looking for satisfaction of others to build my own self-esteem.
42. Keep that one promise.
43. Swear that one day my dreams will come true.
44. Make it through one day without crying.
45. See my dad again some day.
46. Be truly happy. No second thoughts. No subconscious thoughts.
47. Take off this mask.
48. Draw with you.
49. Talk to you.
50. No glass in between.
51. Walk away.
52. Past the mailbox.
53. To the intersection.
54. To the pond across the intersection.
55. And not tell them a thing.
56. Save a life.
57. Stay up and see a sunrise.
58. With you.
59. Leave and go to college.
60. Far away from here.
61. Learn to speak the truth for at least a week straight.
62. Being part of a flash mob
63. Visiting Paris.
64. Tokyo.
65. The Bahamas.
66. When a lotto.
67. Pierce my ears twice.
68. Still thinking about getting that tattoo? No problem
69. Highlight my hair
70. Drive a black BMW
71. Wear whatever trend I want with a compliment :)
72. Find maturity
73. Find the love of my life.
74. Have him confess to me.
75. Go on a sweet yet not-so-romantic date
76. Watch movies together
77. Count the stars together
78. Share our first kiss.
79. Graduate highschool
80. Then college.
81. Maybe even get married.
82. Buy that dream house in a suburban neighborhood
83. Have children
84. Grow old together
85. And die with him
86. Shave my head off with a cute boy-cut hairstyle DURING graduation ceremony.
87. Outwardly confess my love to him
88. Become a temporary tatoo-artist
89. Then become a pharmacist.
90. Drift in the car of my dreams.
91. Ride in a kangaroo's pouch.
92. Become a CIA agent
93. Skinny dip in a waterfall
94. Get a tattoo of my own
95. Thank my parents for bringing me into the good side of the world and F*CK YOU for bombarding me with shitloads of stuff I didn't have to deal with
96. Ride a hot air balloon.
97. Sky dive
98. Scuba dive
99. Have twins :)
100. Find true love and never let it go. I won't cross this off until I'm a cantankerous old woman.


Strangers have the best candy . . .

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!

A day without sunshine is, like, you know, night

I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing .

Idiots surround me!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Support publik edekasion

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses!

WARNING: mental backup in progress.

You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

You’re just jealous that the Voices only speak to me.

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

Before you criticize someone always walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes

Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth.

Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but looks what happens when they stick together.

Fashion is a type of ugliness so intolerable, that we have to change it every 6 months.

It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught, lie through your teeth.

Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper . . . whichever works for you.

It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts.

My head may be cracked but my insanity is still intact!

That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!

Society is thick, Normality is overrated, Lunacy is underestimated, and in the midst of it all, I remain relatively sane.

If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarnate you and kill you again!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying.

Nice try, but you can't fool a fool.

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – the fear of long words.

My mind works like lightning . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? ‘Congress’?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Procrastinate now, don't procrastinate!

Boys make good pets . . .

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.

I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love . . . it never seems to last.

Life's tough: get a helmet!

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he’s lost?

Normal people worry me.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

I'm going to live life or die trying

We didn’t lose . . . we just ran out of time

Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

If you die, I'll kill you!

Live dangerous . . . run with scissors.

I find "Good morning" contradictory. (Well, most people do anyways . . .)

My heart? Yeah. Not a playground.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Don't hate yourself in the morning . . . sleep till noon.

Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot!

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

1 out of every 4 people is insane. Look at your three best friends; if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.

It's always the last place you look . . . well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Come join the dark side: we have cookies.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Everyone has a wild side – me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got A.D.D. (Attention Deficit Disorder) and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Music is like candy – you throw away the rappers.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Life's like a book. Every time it gets good, you get interrupted.

There's a fine line between insanity and genius. You're flirting with it.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results

Life's a blast. Be yourself, and make it a BOOM!!

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions . . . So is the road to Heaven paved with bad intentions?

Ever wondered what that noise is after you pulled the trigger and everthing gets suddenly quiet? That was your concience saying "Oh FU - !!, Goddamn it! I can’t believe the dumbass did it!!

Every time someone gets higher in the food chain someone else has to get lower. So stay where you belong and my life will be less troublesome.

Good News, I'm still technically alive.

May god have mercy on your soul, for I have none for you.

I, like god, do not deal in dice and do not believe in coincidence.

I killed you ten minutes ago, while you slept.

What's the difference between an Emo and my lawn? My lawn doesn't cut itself.

Four out of five voices in my head say 'Go for it'.

I don't suffer from INSANITY, I enjoy every minute of it

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the right.

Evil squirrels are after my nuts.

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity

Nobody is perfect. I am a nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then go find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

If practice makes perfect but nobody’s perfect, why practice?

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do.

Every person alive is insane, but most people aren't aware of it.

I am not racist. I hate everyone equally.

This won't hurt a bit. I won't feel a thing.

If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations.

All I'm saying is your playing with your own lives. I will ride this piano back to Manhattan. When the ship goes down, screw the lifeboats, I have dibs on the big chunk of wood.

I'm going to kill you so dead, you'll wish you were never born alive.

God hates people who say 'God'. God.

What, something's broken and it's not your fault?
I know, I'm scared too.

Does a fall kill you?
No, but the stop at the bottom might.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Everyone else may love you, but I still think you’re a moron.

This isn’t a classroom, it’s hell with fluorescent lighting.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to sing it.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet I’ll put shoes on my cat.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

Whatever look you were going for, you missed.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

By starting this pointless squabble you've done nothing but reveal just how vast your stupidity is.

Could you be...a little less talk and a little bit more "shut the hell up?".

We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by GOD!

When in doubt, whip it out – empty the magazine!

You, you, and you . . . panic. The rest of you, come with me . . . !

I don't give a rat's ass about going to hell.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

That was crazy I hope I didn't brain my damage.

If living means that I must bow down to you guys, I'll happily stand tall and die!

"We were told to kill you on sight."
"I was told where your mate and offspring reside."
"Welcome to America. Enjoy your stay."

I'm no physician, but there appears to be a dagger through my chest.

Bad news Cale. I'm afraid your position as my closest and dearest companion is being replaced by the fellow who just tackled a dragon

A mountain that eats people . . . I want one

I don't do well with authority. Is that going to be a problem?

If I had no sense of humor then I would have committed suicide long ago

If ignorance is bliss then you must be orgasmic

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If at first you don't succeed . . . go back and reload the gun.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid

Shoot first, shoot later, shoot again, then when everyone's dead, try to ask a question or two

If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it.

I'm not littering . . . I'm donating to the Earth.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable

Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work . . . RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Therapist = The/rapist. Scary thought . . .

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.


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Naruto: Is this Love? by coly456 reviews
Hinata and Naruto have become closer since Pain. Can Hinata help him figure out what love is and can Naruto help Hinata heal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Suicune Tale Part One: Johto, the Untainted by C-Sui reviews
Following Marina's travels through the Johto region, this is the beginning of an adventure that will spiral in ways she would never expect... Loosely based on Crystal Version. Contains Questshipping/Newbarkshipping, & one-sided Backshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 306,631 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Marina, Jimmy/Kenta, Silver/Rival, Suicune/Suikun
Avatar: After the War by Disk98 reviews
Used to be a postwar Kataang story, turned into a collection of Kataang oneshots. Minor Sukka/Maiko. K-plus for a couple of "borderline inappropriate" jokes/situations. Enjoy!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 36,329 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Aang, Katara]
Resonation Echoes by DATsubasa reviews
Dealing with long term absence is a pain. All they have with them is the resonation of their memories.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,703 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Human by S. Laura reviews
Curious about Shizuo's life and wanting to learn more about him, Izaya installs cameras to the blonde's apartment. Slowly but surely Izaya begins to think differently about Shizuo and he can't stand it. Shizuo wonders what the world has against him. /Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,332 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 215,707 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Ashyboy, I love you by once-upon-a-dream012 reviews
Ash cant resist him ever since that first night, Gary has fallen hard what happens when Professor Oak is gone for a whole week? Boy on boy, Yaoi, Smut. Review please!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Till My Last Day by Faimwahh reviews
As a member of the Survey Corps, Petra strives her best to help humanity. While, doing her duty, her heart was slowly falling in love with Levi, her squad captain. During an expedition, everything was fine, but things changed so suddenly... (Please leave some reviews :3)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
A sudden surprise by coooldog117 reviews
Levi plans on cleaning up the place but to his surprise a sudden visitor shows up at his door soaking wet and dirty. The stranger has showed up for a purpose but for what purpose Levi does not know. LevixPetra, oneshot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Petra R., Levi - Complete
Useful by Ize09 reviews
Hanji just had to mention on how one of his subordinates was acting strangely. As always, Levi disregards her comments and later finds out what Petra Ral is actually doing.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Levi, Petra R. - Complete
Project Valentine by SugarPesticide reviews
An attempt to write a one-shot for every Pokemon pairing in existence. Individual stories rated K through T. Shipping suggestions are currently OPEN. Latest pair: Cynthia/Riley.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 147,153 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010
Darker Than Black by blackkitty27 reviews
Izaya becomes haunted by a ghost child when he refuses to help her. To persuade him otherwise she plagues him with her memories before her murder, slowly driving him insane! What'll happen when Izaya asks Shizuo to help him? And what happens when one of them accidentaly befriends the killer? And what does this child really have in store for the two? Shizaya, possessions, etc.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,427 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Lovely Tragedy by candyrawr13 reviews
Lord Death sends Kid on a mission to a hospital to see if Medusa's daughter, Crona, knows anything about the witch's plan to revenge on the DWMA. Kid ends up figuring out that Crona is unable to walk. Later on, he ends up having feelings for the young girl, and he begins to see her everyday. Others begin to become suspicious when Kid begins to leave after school to go "somewhere."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,024 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Crona, Death The Kid
So close by halfbloodprincess21 reviews
Set at the end of 3rd year. Overhearing Harry by chance on his final evening patrol of the year leads Snape and Harry down an entirely unexpected path.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,824 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One and Only, Right? by Xenia van Hausen reviews
Just when Shizuo thought getting married would set his life in a better direction and be rid of Izaya, he starts to find out more about the raven that he never knew...why can't he ever get Izaya out of his life?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,619 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
The Fox and the Wolf by TT Snim reviews
Non Yaoi. Kakshi realizes that Naruto isn't as invulnerable as every one thinks, and now he may be the only one who can save the blond. But when Iruka discovers a dark secret about Kakashi will the paper working teacher do more harm than good? And what exactly does Garra's death have to do with all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 313,416 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Stranger from the Sky by acebrainbuster reviews
An odd gamer is enjoying a classic when due to his anger and a strange storm cause him to fall in his favorite game! Will he be able to make his favorite story a happier one or will he cause a calamity for his mistakes? rated T for language- Self Insert
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 259,288 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
The Soft Spot by Horky reviews
soft spot: noun emotional susceptibility. A collection of drabbles Trying for 100 of the couple CloudTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 78,091 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Coming Up for Air by fhobos reviews
We'll share it all: the love, the sin, the punishment. Akane Tsunemori / Shinya Kougami one-shot for now.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T. - Complete
Awake by KrystalFruit22 reviews
"Aang, come to bed." Katara's voice, smooth and silky called to him from the door and he had to admit it was almost too tempting, he could smell her, feel her softness contrasting starkly with the rough discomfort of the desk." Series of mature oneshots.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,044 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Aang, Katara
Oblivion by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[Akane/Kougami] Salvation is the last thing on his mind. Akane learns the dark nature of latent criminals when she accompanies Kougami to the Correction and Rehabilitation Center.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T. - Complete
Tranquility by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[Akane/Kougami] Akane and Kougami discover a remedy to a stressful day of work.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Akane T., S. Kougami - Complete
Mister Sandman by AznAnimeGrl2649 reviews
[Akane/Kougami] Confucius once said that before embarking on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. For Kougami Shinya, he had every intention to do just that. In his mind, Makishima was Moby-Dick, the great white whale that almost killed him, and he was Captain Ahab, the man whose path of revenge turned into an obsession that was so great, he couldn't turn back. Introspective.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T., S. Makishima - Complete
Innuendo by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
A series of oneshots, featuring Style, Stenny, Crenny, K2 and Creek!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
The World Only The Girls Know: Azalea Side by Wrathie Winsre reviews
When the Wheels of Fate turn and the Memories of the 'Captured' Girls return, it's time for them to 'capture' the God in turn! Will he pay attention to the 'Real' Girls? Or will he reward the One closest to him instead?
World Only God Knows/神のみぞ知るセカイ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 91 - Words: 301,363 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Keima K., Elsie - Complete
Kenny McCormick's Diary by Nova the Mad reviews
Kenny's had a diary since Freshmen year of High School but hasn't written anything in it until Sophomore year, when things heat up. When Kenny is faced with making a decision between choosing the guy he's always loved over his new infatuation, what will Kenny decide? [[Lots of OOC]]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
The Real Truth by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
When Naruto recieves a Mysterious Letter from a Mr. Cullen what will he find out? Who is this Mr. Cullen and how does he know Naruto? Threesome NU/JH/AC
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,090 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Stained Glass Soul by Mackenzie L reviews
She falls from a tree. She falls from a cliff. She falls in love. The story of restless newborn vampire Esme Anne Platt and the shamelessly saintly Doctor Carlisle Cullen. Winner of 3 Hopeless Romantic Awards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 436,960 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Risks of Gambling by randomteenager reviews
[AU] Tifa didn't know she had a gambling problem until she staked her freedom… and lost. [CloudTifa] [ZackAerith]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,328 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Consequences of the Mind by MrIntel reviews
Sequel to Consequences of the Heart. Read that first. Linked to both Voldemort and Ginny Weasley, Harry must learn to shield himself and open his mind to them both. Follow Harry and company as Voldemort begins his assault on the Wizarding World in earnest and seeks a new opportunity to realise immortality. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,463 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revelations by The Smiling Fox reviews
He would take everything and anything from Sasuke, and he was willing to give him that. Sasuke's time spent with Orochimaru, his rescue, and his growth back in Konoha. Fatherly KakaSasu and brotherly NaruSasu in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,549 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Never Again by ParisianNights reviews
When danger threatens, Harry finds himself in the care of his least favourite person: Snape. However, when Harry slowly starts to trust the man, neither of them are in for an easy ride —- A mentor fic. AU, fifth year .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,081 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Vegas by ShadowHunter KaliGurl reviews
The gang is sent to Vegas for a graduation present for July 4th weekend. What happens when they go to the Palazzo and they are left alone? Clubbing and EXTREME truth or dare? Rated M for a reason... not for the faint of heart... Slight oc's... only some illegal doings... Language, Violence, Sex and Drugs. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Co-Written with SoulEaterEvans Girlfriend
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater
To Weave a Poem by STupIdWiNsAGaIn reviews
Her plans of suicide, her thoughts of guilt have all led to this one moment. It's when he holds the lighter in his hand that she has to decide... OCXIzaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,174 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Izaya O.
The Greatest Mystery by KawaiiPafin57 reviews
...is love. When Chitanda Eru starts to switch her curiosity on to the topic of love, how will Oreki Houtarou react to this? And more importantly, how will he answer her?
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,457 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Eru C., Houtarou O. - Complete
My Heart Yearns by AnimeXisXmyXstyle reviews
"Because you love me," he accused me. I sighed. "I do." He pulled off his mask and planted a kiss on my lips. "I love you, too—even if you are a worry wart." I groaned as he kissed me again. See what I have to put up with? Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,989 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Name Calling by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
Sometimes it seemed that sex was the only thing Hōtarō was willing to exert energy for. /HōtarōxEru/
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms and Changes by NerdGirl19 reviews
"You're what?" "I'm P-Pregnant...Miketsukami-kun."
Inu × Boku SS/妖狐×僕SS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,038 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Ririchiyo S., Soushi M.
Dreams by Lady White reviews
Izaya is having dreams about a Shizuo and can't get the man out of his head! Dreams are nice but that's all they'll ever be, dreams. What if you want more then that? Suggested themes.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Boredom by Dweedle Dee reviews
*Summary inside* All I have to say is ***WARNING!*** Has Cross-dressing, Smut, Smut, Naughty stuff LAWLZ And if you don't like that then don't click this, SHIZAYA FOR THE WIN BABYYYYYYY! Rated M for reason :3
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Jericho by fwuzzfwuzz reviews
Edward knew something was wrong when his venom was weakening. Now a mysterious disease is breaking him apart with frightening symptoms. At what lengths will the Cullens and Bella go to save him? Edward and Carlisle Fatherson COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,719 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
x f i c t i o n x by SunshineGirl09 reviews
One book in one year, written about your partner. Game on. Oh wait, they're writing about you too. SoMa, TsuStar, KidLiz
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,986 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Advice by melodisz reviews
His sister is always right after all. — HoutaEru
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
Wasted Energy by xAnotherSongThatWeGrewUpOn reviews
Houtarou needs to get rid of his "dilemma". It's all Chitanda's fault, making him waste precious energy for this... /just a oneshot about masturbation no biggie/
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C.
Case: Unsolved by Xzer04X reviews
A sudden conversation that ended with Chi-chan asking a question not even Houtarou could answer -Love. Gosh I now realize how much I suck at summaries!
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Eru C., Houtarou O. - Complete
Kininarimasu by Kurumii reviews
Oreki x Chitanda. Chitanda is feeling rather curious about something, but how will Houtarou react when he finds out it's a kiss? Oneshot.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
The Truth by Nocturnalux reviews
Kida finds himself unable to tell a lie. The only cure is having sex. In walks Izaya and the rest is history. Izaya/Kida, Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,383 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Not here by lightskin reviews
A kataang one-shot fic. Based on the comic book The Promise part 2. While they are staying the night at the Avatar Aang's fanclub house. See what happens. Some mature content inside. Image used is based on the story. Go check it out at my dA page. :
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
House Calls by SylphinesBane reviews
Denzel is sick and requests something of Cloud that causes some slight drama. Rated M for adult situations later on in the story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Izaya Watching Room by XxXSoManyFandoms-.-'XxX reviews
Namie wanted to know what happens when Izaya is left alone. She bugs his phone and puts up cameras and has a room to watch him in. Izaya does some hilarious things when no one is watching. Warning : Izaya's imagination and nasty situations.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Cloudoholic by Cloudoholic22 reviews
So Tifa has a confession she's a cloudoholic she obessed over him and this is how it effects her life. This is a two shot maybe a 3 shot but that should be it but lets wait and see lol and who isn't a Cloudoholic I most certainty am lol it's got a M rating for a reason that will be coming up in chapter 2 XD setting just after AC but before DOC maybe lol not sure. Lemon chapter 2
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Slick by Miss Leanne reviews
Tifa tries giving while Cloud tries receiving. Written for Spring KinkFest 2012: "Final Fantasy VII; Cloud/Tifa: Sharing a sleeping bag for warmth/accidental touching."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Scent Ignite by Miss Leanne reviews
They're trapped in a tiny prison cell together and with his...strangely...intoxicating scent. Prompt: May 11: Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Cloud, Confinement, "Stuck in a Shinra prison, with a tiny bed, and him."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Academic Kiss by Kattfish reviews
Naruto is failing & his only solution is being tutored by Sasuke. Problems: Naruto's broke & the Uchiha's version of "compromise" is entirely sexual. Will Naruto be able to come to terms with Sasuke's proposal or will he fail? Yaoi. AU. Multiple Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,521 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U.
Kakashi Will Not Succumb to Porn by ellezi reviews
Kakashi visits Minato's apartment and discovers some suggestive books upon his teacher's table. This is where his downward spiral begins. Young Kakashi. Drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Kakashi H.
Someboday Say A Prayer For Me by the-voiceless reviews
Jacob, a boy who had his heart broken by the woman he loved, now looks for something...but he doesn't know what. All he needs is a freind, and what happens to be there before him? Carlisle? And now...Jacob was the son Carlisle never knew.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Carlisle, Jacob
South Park's Living in Miami by Archangel RG91 reviews
Though the story is mainly based on Stan and Wendy, other characters and pairings have their side of the story as well: I wonder what happens when you mix South Park with Miami,hmmm. Rated M for future lemons, fist fights, drama and language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Character Confessions by AtomicKokoro reviews
Aya is a very serious detective. She digs deep into every character of Durarara! and forces them to confess something she bets the audience never knew.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2012
Soul and Maka! Are We Doing This Again? by FiendedVendetta reviews
Just sex. No, literally, just sex. I took a break from writing a story with plot to write this. Seriously. Definition of PWP. Enjoy your SoMa smut. Lemon, obviously.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Of Cats, Babies, And Fatherly Things by WiseKitsune reviews
Story of Minato and Kushina's time together during Kushina's pregnancy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,782 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Back From a Mission! by ImmatureMadHouse reviews
Soul and Maka return home from an easy mission and enjoy some alone time together on the roof of their apartment! LEMON, you have been warned. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Dirge of Emerald by Loveless6825 reviews
Severitus, year five. Upon receiving a letter to inform them that Harry Potter will no longer be in their neglectful care, the Dursleys are elated. So is Harry - until he finds out that Snape is to be his new guardian. HP/DM SLASH! Abuse! AU! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,011 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
At DWMA! Does the Supply Closet Make it Dirtier? by FiendedVendetta reviews
Death the Kid has an OCD attack, and when he is pulled out of class with Liz, what kind of friskiness ensues? LEMON! One-shot, KidxLiz, M for reason. Wrote the steaminess while high. HAPPY MARDI GRAS!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Dirty Little Exposed? by Soharu87 reviews
Maka has realised her emotions for Soul, and is taking it out in a way she didnt think she would ever do, thanks to Patty and Liz. Souls being avoided, and he wants to know whats going on. Liz and patty: gone a little too far? LEMON VANILLA
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Match Maker by lizzxdmX reviews
Kyle has been secretly inlove with Stan for as long as he can remember, and that's how he intends to keep it; a secret. But a drunken confession to Kenny changes everything. Kenny is now on a mission; get Stan and Kyle together! Warnings & Pairings inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Growing Up Or Growing Together? by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Parental, AU, Kakashi has been a great father for 14 years. But when he begins to get jealous of Sasuke's relationship with his half-brother, the boys think it's time for somebody else in Kakashi's life. But Kakashi won't make it easy for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Death god Flu by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Death gods are above humans, phsyically and mentally. So naturally Death the Kid can't get sick...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Whisper All My Secrets by AtomicKokoro reviews
Shinra has a deadly secret. Izaya is in over his head. The doctor sets out to kill the informant when Shinra's life spirals downwards. Izaya does everything in his power to stop him. It's an all-out war between them.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Shinra K., Izaya O. - Complete
Blinking by EeBee-kohai reviews
When Konoha goes to war with some of the Akatsuki, Naruto tries to kill Itachi. Itachi sends Team Kakashi back to the day after each turned nine. Kakashi basically has to fix it all, while the rest watch. Naruto & Hinata, Kakashi & Anko, Sakura & Sai
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kakashi H., Sai
oh no not another chibi story by girlwithattitude reviews
Sasuke wakes up one morning and finds himself in a 5 year old's body. In order to protect him, Kakashi becomes the 5 year old's father and the village is led to believe Sasuke is dead. Can Team 7 protect the child from an unknown foe? father/son fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
First Kiss by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
"What's it like?" "What's what like?" "Kissing" She stopped everything. One shot KidxLiz
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Cycle by Kuro-Cha'Nay'Nay reviews
Izaya gets his period.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Year Long Mission by SayonaraAoiSora reviews
Sai, Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are on one of the longest missions of thier life. They're working for a noble woman named Satoko, who's looking for a sutible husband. Or is she? Sai X OC. Naruto X OC, and maybe OC x Sakura. T for..Read it and find out..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sai
My Possibly Crazy Neighbours by FisheeFabulous reviews
Melanie Parrish is an average muggle girl who has a fascination with spying on her maybe-barmy neighbors, the Potters. Then the mysterious, charming, occasionally-infuriating, Sirius Black moves in next-door, and Mellie is more fascinated than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,798 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Silent Howls by Darks00 reviews
Father/son relationship of Sasuke/Kakashi. Sasuke becomes self-abusive. Kakashi wants to save him, but Sasuke doesn't want to be saved...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Home Alone! Liz Fulfills Her Deepest Desires? by FiendedVendetta reviews
Liz and home alone and rather...horny for a certain grim reaper. What does she do? Liz x Kid, lemon, oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Soul is Caught! Anything She Can do to Help? by FiendedVendetta reviews
Soul meets an inconvenience at the park and runs home rather embarrassed. Can Maka help? SoMa, lemon, oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Confused! by YamiSlaughtersXD reviews
First story uploaded successfully: Yaoi Ash returns home to Pallet and meets up with his old rival. He soon finds himself thinking about him in ways he shouldn't.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Raping Death The Kid by LemonyWickedAwesome reviews
What happens when Liz and Patti deciede to "play" with Kid? LEMONS! One-shot. Rated M for a reason.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
Twins by purpleflavour reviews
#4. Relationships aren't static, and he was a fool to think this would last. Yukio/Rin oneshot collection, all ratings
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O.
How To Walk Again by AtomicKokoro reviews
Masaomi is severely injured when he gets caught between one of Izaya and Shizou's legendary fights. It's up to Shinra, Celty, and Saki to teach the boy to walk again.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Masaomi K., Shinra K. - Complete
Anonymous by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,868 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Being Stupid: Eternal Stupidness by AtomicKokoro reviews
All these Anime characters, getting drunk! Now, it's the Durarara! team that gets drunk. What stupidness will happen now?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
Soul x Maka Blinded by You by Ruth Lawliet reviews
Just a fluffy moment between Soul and Maka. Done by request of my best friend.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
a guidebook for newlyweds by linda31 reviews
"...have pledged your faith to each other, I pronounce that you are now married." Come along and see how this couple fight together, live together and laugh together in every thick and thin situation. YukioxRin. Romance, Drama, Humor. slight AU, yaoi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O.
Four Heads Are Better Than One by Isilarma reviews
The Heads of Houses watch the progress of Harry and his classmates through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Cold by AtomicKokoro reviews
He only did it because he had some other reason to. Masaomi just might be more slick that Izaya could realize.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Masaomi K., Izaya O. - Complete
Because of You by AylaBear23 reviews
"Say it!" "I'm a spoiled brat. There I said it." "Sorry, what?" "I'm a spoiled brat!" "I can't hear you!" "I'M A SPOILED BRAT!" I screamed at the top of my lungs."I agree," he laughed, and then let go of my legs so I went splashing into the water. Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 63,647 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Seth
Sex Education by Shandar1 reviews
Easy droppers never hear anything good about themselves. How is your sex life? Bad summary...but worth a read. Liz/Patti/Maka/Tsubaki talk about sex with Soul and Black Star hidding near by. Smut talk...but no actual action. M for safe.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
A World Changing Quiz by Dying Rebel reviews
It all starts with a quiz to study for, and Soul doing something amazing. *Varies from main point...slightly...*
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Spider's Web by AtomicKokoro reviews
Ikebukuro may be known for it's gang wars and violence, but there are always deeper concepts, like, say, love?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Deprived by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya loses a bet to Shizuo and, well... Let's just say a pink, remote controlled vibrator A metal cock ring An entire day of school with said items A delirious Izaya. REQUESTED FIC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Izaya Be Trolling by rsh13 reviews
Izaya hacks into Shizuo's Facebook account. Let's just say that Izaya's trolling makes Erika a very happy fangirl.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Shizuo H.
Dance With the Devil by Siegrain reviews
Cross is the only daughter of Satan-created artificially from Rin Okumura's DNA for the sole purpose of becoming the perfect weapon for the True Cross Order. However, Satan himself has other plans for this "empty flameless shell." Full summary inside!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,722 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Yukio O., Amaimon
Flea Spray by Rouge Deity reviews
Izaya has his heart set on a new girl in Ikebukuro. However, how will his luck turn out with Shizuo as her guardian constantly trying to kill him when he comes near? Not very good. Contains IzayaOC and Shizuo's brotherly protectiveness.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Kidnapped by CharminArmin reviews
All was well when suddenly two of the most famous people in Ikebukuro were kidnapped. While trying to desperately escape the grasp of the kidnapper, Shizuo learns very interesting things about Izaya. /Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Precious Ones by Hulkishpower reviews
It's hard to find wholehearted connections in life. Bonds that never break. Relationships that stumble and crash but still come together again, smoothing over the fractures and breaks and becoming sturdier. It's hard to love someone, with so many different types of love. Even so, when faced with trouble, one can never give up hope for a better life with their precious ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,514 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Nymphadora's Name by TheGirlInWonderland reviews
Nymphadora Tonks hates when people call her by her first name. except for one person. Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Hello and Goodbye by mimi-chan04 reviews
After Hinata runs away everything turns around. Rescuing her is much more complicated than they had imagined but they did get her. And another runaway rebel too. Now covers are being blown, secrets are being traded and twists are taking unexpected turns.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,323 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Alone for the Day by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
While Patty is out on a date, Liz and Kid are alone for the day. What will they do? It's up to you!The fate of this story is left in your hands, the reader! Review with your suggestion and it might be the next chapter!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz
Death The Kid's Journal by Team Death the Kid reviews
journal entries from a six-year-old Death the Kid. Kinda sad, Child neglect.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Death The Kid
Beyond Temptation by Blowing Wind reviews
AU: Sakura was prepared to do anything to save her father from the Uchiha's clutch of power. What she wasn't prepared for was Sasuke's ridiculous offer to save her father. One wild night with the devil himself. Will She resist something that's beyond her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,741 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Why We Kiss by SmilesLasting reviews
There are many reasons for kissing Uchiha Sasuke. SasuSaku drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 12,748 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Yours and Mine by Spiritual Wolf reviews
DISCONTINUED. Rewind to before Minato was named Yondaime Hokage. Back to when he was younger, when he met HER. Uzumaki Kushina. From their first meeting, to their final moments. And all the wild things inbetween; realization, War, gains, losses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 249,729 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
My Other Side by Tokashi Yamatatsu reviews
Sasuke's tried his best to control his... Other side... But his urges are getting worse with every night, and every night, he looses control and seems to wander about the village attacking people... Vampire fic. BEING RE-WRITTEN ON NEW ACCOUNT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hypnotic by Briichigo reviews
An intimate dance causes emotions to fly and feelings to be heard. Rated T for strong language and suggestive themes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
My Beautiful Annoyance by XxSoulNoteWriterxX reviews
Maka had a bad day being stuck with her father, Soul tries to make her happy again, in a "dream" he sees a diary entry about him, when Soul panicks and checks her room, he discovers it isn't a lie... SoulxMaka! :3
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Classroom Conduct by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Kid and Liz alone in an empty classroom, Patty is busy sleeping of course. Just what exactly will they do?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
an ode to legs, of all things by paper piper reviews
maka's legs are really something. poor soul. -soul/maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Cheesed by AnimeAmie reviews
a horny, cheesed-out, kenny bumps into Craig, half naked ;3
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kenny McCormick by Nova the Mad reviews
It's Kenny's last birthday. What will unfold? LEMON.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New Beginnings by NinjaBuddy reviews
After Harry Potter defeats Voldemort, he goes up to take a quick kip. What will happen when he has a vision, and two strangely familiar people show up? Complete summary on my profile page! Warning: J/L H/G R/Hr fluff and People coming back to life. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Love The Way You Lie by tawryn reviews
What Happens When Kakashi is asked do something no teacher should ever be ask. Slight lanuage, Implied Rape.. Please review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Hi I'm Ichigo by hadesgate51 reviews
what happens when the new tranfer turns out to be your sister by your real fathers side, mephistoXoc & yukioXrin yoai will be one shorts
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Rin O.
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Beyond Bed, Bath, and Beyond by sherriahstargirl reviews
Everthing was about to change for three friends that get connected to Naruto Land by Bed,Bath, and Beyond. This is their story. Co-Authored by chrisbcub, SarrBear, the-Lost-Battle and me of course! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,082 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sasuke U.
High on Cruel by amourdesoi reviews
She needs his help to uncover the reason behind her sister's suicide; however, the truth does not always set you free ... and she finds herself fighting the allure of someone who may have more to do with it than he's letting on. Izaya x OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Izaya O.
Changing Phases by Starriieyed reviews
From the start, Rin has had people looking out for him, this time, including his own personal guardian from Gehenna. Follow the story of Mori and her duty of guarding Rin at any cost. Eventual Rin x OC, Yukio x Shiemi, Bon x Izumo Rated T for swearing.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
The Stag and the Doe by Bucky0o reviews
It's the 6th year at Hogwarts, and Lily is quite excited to get back. James, as always, is arrogant, stubborn, handsome, and in love with Lily. Lily on the other hand, is rather annoyed. When feelings begin to reveal themselves, what does she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 47,075 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fire and Flames not to mention swords by ShadowedSword21 reviews
Rin gets training from the new paladin, ironically, he's also a demon. Humor, fire, flames, swords, and complaints from Rin . Beware: Language!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,225 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Rin O. - Complete
Help Wanted by purpleflavour reviews
The fire burned through his veins, binding him with invisible puppet strings in the hands of a beast. "Try and stop me."
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
Abandoned by kstarorange reviews
[BEING Rewritten] Megumi Asakura was six when her mother tricks her into binding with the demon Asmodeus. Nearly escaping death, she pays the price by constantly being tormented by him. Tired of running, she applies to True Cross Academy hoping to find peace. YukioOC
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Yukio O.
AND IF I DONT CARE? by Monty4721 reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke left the hidden leaf village, and Sakura is over it. She's a chunin, works at the hospital part-time, and has completely grown up. So when ANBU meet Sasuke at the gates, will sakura even care? What about team 7? SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Why Do You Want To Be An Exorcist? by Mirai37 reviews
Komura Megumi is convinced she's going to be the greatest Aria to have ever lived. Komura Kameko on the other hand doesn't want to get involved in any Exorcist business. Or so it seems. Future BonxOC RinxIzumo YukioxShiemi
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ryūji S., Rin O.
A Talk With Sensei by juman1994 reviews
Kakashi had a rough time from the villagers tonight and was beginning to lose hope. The only person to help him back up was his own sensei Minato. Family / Hurt Comfort - Check out my other stories about Kakashi :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Kid's First Pet by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
A pet that is perfectly symmetrical? Kid found one but Liz isn't going to like it...
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
Thanks for staying by my side: Two sons story by SuperAmp reviews
Edward gets in trouble with Carslie and tells him hurtful words he regrets and after he tells memories of his early days with his father to Esme. Also Jasper runs away after doing something horrible.Will have tons of father and son cute bonding moments.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
If only you weren't Satan's son by Azusa-Yume reviews
"Yukio, can I kiss you?" Those little request that he's made when he was a kid were returning to taunt him. Rin x Yukio/ or vice versa. Might be turned into Drabbles. R&R and Enjoy! Ratings might be changed with future chapters.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
A Day of Love A YukioxRin YAOI Story by Kat Castoreno-Sama reviews
This is about Rin's real feeling's for his brother Yukio
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Sleeping Symmetry by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
With a large storm outside, Patty runs to Kid's room in search of comfort but theres no way Kid can sleep so unsymmetrical like this...Oh! Liz there you are! Come here hurry! MinorKidxLiz, cute Kid/Liz/Patty
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
night time lovers by hadesgate51 reviews
heres what happened after ichigo dragged yukio and rin away. plus what happens when the little sister makes fun of her brothers for not being able to take the next step. yoai you've been warned. ch 2 yukioXrin, ch 1 mephistoXoc
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Lily's Lie, Severus' Secret, and Harry's Surprise by GoddessofMadness reviews
Severitus!:D Lily wasn't as faithful as she seemed to James. Better than the summary. AU to an extent. Featuring Manipulative!Dumbles, Good!Lucius and Narcissa, and Overprotective!Severus! Was once known as JakesGirl2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Unforgettable Naps by A-iroha reviews
Yukio has a phobia of afternoon naps, due to three people – namely his father, Fujimoto; Shiemi; and of course, his beloved older twin brother, Rin.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Yukio O. - Complete
To See A Rainbow by imasmurf93 reviews
My first South Park ONESHOT attempt, Stan bumps into Wendy after not seeing her since elementry. The rain proves to be a bother and Stan invites her into the house.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
The Game by Navigate Me reviews
Hey Shizu-chan, let's play a game. I'll touch you—don't worry! I won't hurt you. Trust me, you'll feel amazing. Anyways, if my touches do nothing to you, I promise to leave Japan. But, if they do, you, Shizu-chan, will be mine. Deal?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Shadows of the Night by DarkBloodbender937 reviews
"I'm a shadow; not meant to be seen or heard. You can't change me." "I don't believe that." One girl hides a dark talent and past. Only Ash and his friends can help her overcome the shadows and bring her into the light. Gary/OC, some Pokeshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru
Big Brother by xXMissAmeXx reviews
Just some past meets present brotherly love. One time Rin comforts Yukio the other time Yukio comforts Rin. SPOILERS past chap. 13. No slash. Oneshot.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
The Thing about Girls by thundercow reviews
Rin, on the subject matter of girls that make his life that much tougher. — Rin, ladies of AoE.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Mother's Day by Rika the Strange reviews
Rin and Yukio have never celebrated Mother's Day before, for obvious reasons. However, a suggestion from Sheimei prompts Rin to head out on a search to buy a gift for Shura, dragging Yukio with.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
Breaking Point by purpleflavour reviews
"The words I just said will always haunt you." How Rin deals with it. /swearing
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O. - Complete
Toys by Navigate Me reviews
In which Shizuo decides to use the interesting things he finds in Izaya's closet in bed. YAOI. PWP.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Brothers by Anijii reviews
And Yukio would always believe him. - Drabble, slight Rin/Yukio.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Cornered by miegg reviews
Soul does something drastic to Kid and after that Kid falls apart. Stein X Death The Kid, Soul X Death the Kid, People X Death the Kid. WARNING: RAPE.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
30 Things Women Should Know About Men by whateverbro reviews
Because honestly, they're getting annoying. Warning: Major stereotyping involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010
Love Spell by tragedyneverends reviews
AU. "Hold on, are you saying that you are the fairy that helped us with our spell and made our boyfriends fall in love with us, and now you're here because we have to pay you?"/ SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaTema SaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,237 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basketball by Navigate Me reviews
YAOI. Izaya decides to shoot some hoops with Shizuo. But there's a catch, if one of them shoots and get's it in, the other has to do something for them. Whether it be a kiss, head, who get's to top or anything else, they must comply. Vote Izuo or Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
One Step to Forever by xGoldxRosex reviews
Amu and the gang take a trip to a villa for three whole weeks! Find out what happens in these magical three weeks, Romance? Drama? Tears? maybe even an Amuto kiss? ;P Amuto, Rimahiko, Kaiya, Kutau, and Tadulu : R&R!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Can We Keep This Lovely Sanity? by KanaEvans7 reviews
This lovely sanity, Is it our to hold an keep? forever ours to see, to breathe. my love, tell me please? Yukio Okumura and OC ... With a little Mephisto.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Yukio O. - Complete
Finish First by Miss Leanne reviews
Her nighttime ritual also became his. Cloud x Tifa, written for Spring Kinkfest 2011. Masturbation - don't like, don't read.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Expressions of the Mouth by Miss Leanne reviews
Cloud's never been good with words, but with his mouth - that's a different story. Cloud x Tifa, written for Spring Kinkfest 2011.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Miss Leanne reviews
Cloud's "carelessness" becomes Tifa's problem. Cloud x Tifa, written for Spring Kinkfest 2011.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
It Goes Way Back by Jared Someone reviews
Do you think you understand their relationship? think again. They knew each other way before Rachel became Supreme Leader, and continued to long after Nigel joined the GKND. Nigel/Rachel
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Nigel U./Numbuh 1, Rachel mK./Numbuh 362 - Complete
My Friend by Team Death the Kid reviews
Kid's home sick and Liz and Patty want to go out for a while. Someone's a little worried about Kid and desides to stay with him. wow, this summary is really bad!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Death The Kid, Crona
Baby Steps by Permanent reviews
She's working hard, but she can't bring herself to face her friend. former one-shot.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Shiemi M., Rin O.
Symmetry Complex by KanaEvans7 reviews
Do you know what it feels like to love someone? That first glance, the first date, the first kiss? But, thinking, Sooner or later, its all going to disappear? Thats what I thought when I first met Death the Kid. Death the Kid x OC
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Death The Kid
Minato and Kushina Story by ParkSooRa-ArisaUzuNami reviews
Love Storynya MinaKushi! Setiap hari, pasti ada kemesraan antara Minato dan Kushina. tapi, kadang-kadang, suka ada yang melihati mereka dan mengjahili mereka saat bermesraan.RnR plsz. Don't Like?Don't read and leave dude! gomen update lama. update chap 7!
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,083 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Letters to Juliet by BleedingFlames reviews
Seth and an anonymous classmate writing letters to each other. They fall in love but then...the tragedy comes...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Seth
Sleepover Fun by Navigate Me reviews
After having his apartment destroyed, Mikado sleeps over at Kida's house while Linda and Gakuen are out. But when they share a bed, things get awkward. Especially when Kida starts grinding against Mikado in his sleep. KidaxMikado. Two Parter. M to be safe
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Mikado R., Masaomi K.
Carlisle and Esme: Their Lives and Love by ermireallydontcare reviews
The story of the lives of Carlisle and Esme. Starting with Carlisle's human life and lonely vampire beginnings, then Esme's human life, before looking at how they first met, found each other again, fell in love, married, and built themselves a family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 107 - Words: 324,309 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Trails of the Heart by DarlingAngelthewriter reviews
Kira and Kohana are shinobi trying to change their future, but what happens when Orochimaru threatens to ruin their hopes of love and friendship? Kakashi/OC, Sasuke/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kakashi H.
About Last Night by pandabomber reviews
Stan and Kyle black out after chugging a drugged drink at a party. The morning after, they wake up in bed together, clothes shredded. It's up to Kenny to reveal what really happened last night... even if the truth hurts. StanxKylexKenny threesome
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
True Love by thebestest11 reviews
Hwang Tae-Kyung and his band mates are in Africa to visit Go Mi Nyu. Something happens that splits the happy couple up. How did Go Mi Nyu end up with Shin-Woo? Read to find out! SEQUEL is OUT and it's called Why Did I Fall in Love With you? Check it out!
You're Beautiful/미남이시네요 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,736 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - H. Tae Kyung, Go Minam - Complete
Popsicle by Navigate Me reviews
Highschool one-shot. About Izaya's 'interesting' way of eating a popsicle and the reactions it gets out of a certain protozoan.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
My Lovely Valentine by KanaEvans7 reviews
Do you know the feeling of being woken up by the person you love? The feel of their touch in the morning? Yukio Okumura x OC
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Yukio O.
Catch Me If You Can by noelswonderland reviews
The chase began when they met and it won't end until Shizuo dies. This is the cycle they live with and when Shizuo's shoes go missing, he figures this is just another part of their cycle. Raijin Days. Shizuo x Izaya / Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Reunion of Shadows by Lisea18 reviews
Kakashi must probe Konoha's darkest secrets to find Sasuke. Will Sasuke be welcome back to Konoha? What is his complicated relationship with Kakashi? How will react Naruto... KakaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,791 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Whiskey by pandabomber reviews
He captured my jaw in a firm grip, completely immobilizing me. I tasted the alcohol on his tongue, bitter and intoxicating. Furious, I bit down on his lower lip mercilessly... Damn you, Craig Tucker, for tasting like Jack Daniel's. graphic crenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Playground by WingsxOfxThexRaven reviews
Shizuo and Izaya have to babysit Izaya's sisters one Saturday, but because of this, Shizuo was denied his 'alone time' with Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Izaya and Namie's Taco Fight by Aniki4evah reviews
Rated T for swearing, and crack.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
A Stroll Down the Alley by Ita-Neo reviews
Once upon a time, a high school student lived in Ikebukuro. That wouldn't be too bad if it didn't happen to include lunatic humanitarians, online gangs, and killer websites. IzayaXOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,033 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010
Utmost Care by amourdesoi reviews
"You scared me, Namie! However, I'm glad to know that you know Santa's real, too." He stared at the ceiling, finger poised on his lips. "He'll probably just get you coal, though." Apparently, Izaya still believes in Santa Claus.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Izaya and Shimeji by Giveortake reviews
Shizuo can't look at Izaya without laughing anymore, and Izaya wants to find out why. A continuation of Shizuo and Shimeji.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Pointless by LovelessDuchess reviews
The long awaited squeal to "Nameless." He got the girl, he has the title of Hokage now the fun really begin. Grandmother from hell, ex girlfriend. Story is COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,694 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Go Ahead With It by ncfan reviews
Kakashi's idea of asking a woman out was, as with every other aspect of his life, not quite socially correct. KakaShiz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Kakashi H., Shizune - Complete
Kakashi's Girlfriend by Riviara-Avania reviews
chp 6 up Kakashi gets drunk and confesses he loves someone to Sasuke and Sakura. Sakura in turn is determined to help Kakashi get this mystery girl. And Sasuke gets dragged into this KakashixOC maybe later SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Kakashi H.
Betrayal Isn't a Sin by Th Ghst f Slss Frnc reviews
Quick sum: Edward loves Carlisle, Carlisle leaves him for Esme, Edward uses Bella as a pawn. PLEASE VOTE AT THE SLASH BACKSLASH CONTEST! IT'S VOTING TIME! Vote for anyone you like, but if you vote for me I'll be very pleased and may update this... :p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Carlisle
Old Dogs, New Tricks by yuugiri reviews
After an unprecedented turn of events, the Fifth Hokage has officially assigned Sakura Haruno the responsibility to make Sai recover what he had lost; his emotions. With a time limit of a month, will Sakura succeed in this mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,890 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Becoming Edward Cullen by vamped4Edward reviews
A bashful farmboy w/ dreams of college & marriage faces a new world when both parents die & a strange doctor named Carlisle saves his life. Passion, thirst, rage: a concoction he struggles to maintain while leaving behind his human life & only love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,110 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Mercedes Bends by ChaosRocket reviews
Gary wants to talk to Ash about something, and Ash really isn't making things easy. But eventually, the true feelings of many different people will be revealed. Palletshipping. Meta as Fanfic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The More Things Change by carrotface reviews
-He imagines that she must see in colours unknown and into dimensions undiscovered, into the past, present and the future with one glance- Minato is an idiot in love. But mostly, he's just an idiot. Part 3 is up! MinatoKushina, R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
My Son by leggylover03 reviews
Carlisle's thoughts toward Edward during Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Time For Conversations by potterfan2006 reviews
One shots Involving Carlisle and Esme Cullen with some of the others mixed in.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Kakashi I Love You! by LovelyChanru reviews
Well, this story is about Minato who is in love with Kakashi 16 year old but he thinks that Kakashi is in love with a white haired ANBU boy. When Kakashi showed up late to train Minato and the gang go find out why. After they find out how will Minato be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
KND: Know Your Stars by GoldenFlither reviews
Get to know the cast of Codename: Kids Next Door. Based on a common comedy sketch from the old 1990s television series, 'All That.'
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 12/30/2006
Summer by yamashishi reviews
modern world-young Minato / Minato always hated summers, especially this one, seeing as the, possible, love of his life was moving away. he only had one chance left to show her he loved her please read and review:D it's now completed-8/04/10
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Family Trip to Isle Esme by Eyeslikeabushbaby.x reviews
Alice plans for the whole Cullen family to go to Isle Esme for a holiday, will Esme find her pillows in ruins? Based around Esme, Carlisle, Alice, Bella and sometimes Rosalie. Post-Breaking Dawn, including Nessie,Jacob and Seth. Will they all have fun?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Love Like Wine by cokesuicide reviews
Falling in love is a lot like tasting wine. First, you take a good look. Second, you smell the bouquet. Third, you taste. And when you find that perfect wine, you never want to let it go. Plot Bunny Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Broken by Eyeslikeabushbaby.x reviews
Why does Carlisle Cullen really change Esme? And how will Edward react? Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
This meant war by Izzyrm121 reviews
Naruto is having second guesses with Hinata. All the while, Kiba is feeling the same way... who will Hinata choose? Will Kiba win? Will Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Forbidden Paradise by Feyd-Rautha3 reviews
WARNING! CONTAINS CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, IN OTHER WORDS A SPANKING! Kakashi's first introduction to "Make-Out Paradise", Minato finds him reading it. Meant to be taken as tongue in cheek. Kakashi is seven in this fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Forty Sentences by maymot97 reviews
Kakashi/Minato,Naruto/Sasuka,Minato/Kushina,Gaara/OC,Shikamaru/OC,slight Naruto/OC. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Yukata by triniwriters reviews
Gift to Yuki-aka-Yume. Summary: Sasuke admits his feelings in very unusual circumstances. Contains: Undressing/Slight Nudity, yaoi and a bit of fluff. Not overly smutty, but contains sweet, romantic overtones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
So About the Flowers by mollycoddle reviews
Father and son have a lot more similarities than people think. Includes embarrassing love letters, stumbling, making fools of themselves, and not-so-subtle confessions. "But like I said, just because she can kill us all doesn't mean anything."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Pain by RaawrImaDinosaur reviews
An insight into Kushina's thoughts during the birth of Naruto. WARNING: Spoilers for chapter 500 of the manga. ONE-SHOT! Rated T for like one bad word...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Because Euphie sama Said So by emichii reviews
Whatever his precious Princess Euphemia asks, the ever-obedient knight Suzaku just cannot turn her down, no matter how ridiculous or immature it is.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Suzaku K., Euphemia L.B.
That Night Twelve Years Ago by Tombbabe reviews
We know what happened after the Kyuubi attack 12 years ago, but what happened that night?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Lonely No More by vegito5 reviews
Naruto is sitting in his apartment on his birthday when a certain pale eyed Hyuuga kunoichi enters the story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Happy Birthday, Sasukekun! by ElasticBobaTurtle reviews
Who knew that Konoha sold disco balls? Team 7, and what makes them right.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sasuke U.
Scarlet Glow by existence555 reviews
Minato's attempt at confessing that he likes Kushina's hair takes a wrong turn. Oneshot, MinaKushi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fallen rose by RaawrImaDinosaur reviews
She watched her Village fall, He watched his parents' assasination. She was found by a blond haired, blue eyed shinobi. He found a red haired, grey eyed beauty. She was a villager, he was a Ninja. Only thing in Common is the love they share for each other
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Broken by Sincynati reviews
Everyone thought Kakashi was the greatest prodigy Konoha would ever see, but Minato saw Kakashi for what he really was- a failure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Candy Bling by UnfrozenPopsicle reviews
Ash and Gary both see a Pokémon, and they both go after it, causing some drama afterwards. Oneshot, hints at palletshippng.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Gary's Letter by Sporadic-Tiger reviews
Gary's hidden feelings expressed in his own words.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi
Complicated by Dark Blue Butterfly reviews
Why is it so hard to tell the person you love, you love them? well its doubly hard when their your student, or teacher, and the same sex...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,530 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Trust: Friend Or Foe? by Lightningscar reviews
Not a love story. Our heroes have returned to the Leaf, and they can finally mourn their losses. But even during dark times, there will be reason to smile, laugh and celebrate. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,698 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Go Akatsuki by Winterer reviews
Funny daily lives of Akatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,385 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Akatsuki
Common Sense, A Lack Of by ncfan reviews
The only thing known for sure was that Kakashi started it. Team Minato drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Serenity by theloverofanime reviews
KushinaxMinato obviously...Minato suffering the pressures of soon becoming a daddy. Takes place 8 1/2 months into Kushina's pregnancy. Classic characters, nothing serene about it until later chapters. Please review my 1st fic! P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
A reminder by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru spends some time with with his new pet... Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Girls vs Boys by ermireallydontcare reviews
A bet between Emmett and Alice turns into a battle of the sexes. Contains: an annoyed Alice, Jasper wearing only a Confederate flag, a sexually repressed Emmett, a nearly naked Rosalie, a power-tripping Esme, and Carlisle in a apron. Slightly crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Cats, Dogs, and Giant Frogs by Lenea89 reviews
Kakashi is like the creatures he summons. So Is Kushina-chan. And Yondaime... is just amused at how they Interact. Drabble YonKushi Father/son YonKaka. And KakaIru cause they're cute...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Grown by Glee Klaine Fanboy reviews
Ash comes home to Pallet Town, and Gary discovers he's grown, in more ways then one. Palletshipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Telling the truth is the hard part by Haruka Ohoru reviews
You should tell Sakura the truth." SasuXSaku Drabble...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Euphemia's Surprise by YGP reviews
Euphemia is keeping a secret from everyone. How will it change everyone's lives?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Euphemia L.B., Suzaku K. - Complete
Because I Love You by DemonFireFox reviews
This story is based off of "Silent Howls". Sasuke is about to take his own life how can Kakashi save him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Way by Haruka Ohoru reviews
The letter? What a strange way to get information across. Extreame Parody a bit of drabble...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kushina Loves Minato by SmilesLasting reviews
Kushina and Minato are in love. What else is there to say?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Unexpected but Loved by DemonFireFox reviews
He lost everything. He never had a chance to loose anything. See how something Unexpected can change your life. Summery sucks but please read it is worth it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,861 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Culture Shock by Ever Essence reviews
Japan finds himself in an awkward situation. In which Germany reveals his ass, and he is adviced to take his clothes off. By Italy. Oh boy...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Japan, N. Italy - Complete
Ash & Misty, final achievement by Danimalz09 reviews
Ash and Misty were sent to Cherrygrove City to obtain the GS ball and to put it back to the shrine, they encounter old and new friends, and also for themselves. Pokeshipping, little bit Contestshipping, Ikarishipping, Questshipping, & JohtoFestashipping..
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
suck it by ohwhatsherface reviews
In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Kid's Lucky Day by Fullmetal207 reviews
Kid is stuck at Maka and Soul's house due to an accident at home. Things then turn bad when a fight starts. Lemon, OOC at some points
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Truth about a Mirror by Wah-Keetcha reviews
Kakashi hates mirrors, he doesn't even own one
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
To love and imprint: inlaws and outlaws by fusedtwilight reviews
Seth and Lillith are dealing with the aftermath of there marrige. Lillith's family has come to Forks to say congrats. Can Seth survive Lillith's brothers and father? And what is the diffrance between inlaws and outlaws?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,827 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Seth - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Emmett's Daughter by Iamthelostone13194 reviews
Emelia; Normal girl, has friends, and has a perfectly happy family. This is all good, unless a protective grizzly bear mommy decides that she is attacking her baby. Then no, all is NOT good. Mommy decides to kill her. Carlisle comes to help. OC/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Untouchable by AinCullen786 reviews
There is a new girl in La Push. The pack finds her being chased by a vampire. What could this innocent girl have anything to do with a vampire? And how does she know Carlisle? And SETH IMPRINTS? SethXoc. Carlisle is a bigger character later in story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Seth, Carlisle
Need help Sasuke? by wildkitkat reviews
After a bad mission, sasuke is placed in Kakashi's care
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,378 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
When Life Gives You a Whirl by ForeverLily reviews
Esme had been hurt many times during her lifetime. After attempting to end her life she gets reqquanted with Dr. Cullen, her dream man. Will he be able to help put her back togather again? I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! STEPHANIE MEYERS DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Esme, Carlisle
Damage by sheneya reviews
Why is Jacob in the Cullen's shed, and why won't he change back into his human form. CONTAINS CARLISLE/JACOB SLASH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Carlisle, Jacob
Not Backing Down by Authority Man 37 reviews
While on his journey into Violet City, Jimmy stumbles upon a familiar pokemon that he had once encountered. Right after he catches it, he is reunited with Marina. But when he gets into an argument with her about Lance, she becomes depressed. Later on, she gets abducted by Team Rocket. Can Jimmy save her with his new pokemon? Jimmy X Marina, pairing. Read and Review, please!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Butch/Kosaburō, Cassidy/Yamato, Jimmy/Kenta, Marina - Complete
Maintaing a Harem Takes a Team Effort by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
After finally defeating the Akatsuki, Team 7's members decide to settle down. With a harem. And we all know that maintaing a harem takes a team effort. Team 7xHarem. Future Lemons aplenty!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Bella's FanFiction by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
-Part of the Bella's... series- The Cullens have a FanFiction writing contest. All of the couples are there but Esme and Carlisle get the longest lemon and OOC Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
PokeTorture Show PokeContestPenguinQuestships by 4ever2gether reviews
Yay, time for our heroes to be shamelessly humiliated! Oh, and Pokemon doesn't belong to me btw. If it did, there would be much more obvious romance. Lol.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009
A Seventeenth Birthday Present by chibifurby reviews
In the seventh book of Harry Potter, Harry turns seventeen and is given loads of presents from everyone around. But one present was left...well...interrupted. What if it turns out it wasn't interrupted? Harry Potter X Ginny Weasley Lemon warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Failure by Lovely Pencil reviews
Ash doesn’t want to be a disappointment, at least, not in Gary’s eyes. Palletshipping. AshxGary
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Not so Emotionally Retarded by XxXInuyasha's Little AngelxXx reviews
Sequel to Emotionally Retarded.In which Sasuke and Sakura think of a way to tell Naruto and Kakashi that they are dating but what happens when Naruto tells Sasuke that they had a bet going?all of this and more inside.A SasuSaku OneShot with other hints.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Again by DemonFireFox reviews
Sasuke and Kakashi had been living together for a year now. Sasuke wasn't as stupid as Kakashi thought and he stumbles upon a secret. Will Kakashi be-able to explain or will he come back at Sasuke with the same thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke and Carlisle's Hour of Fun by NaminesFantasy reviews
What happens when Carlisle Cullen, Twilight, And Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto, get their own talkshow? Madness, thats what happens. Rated T, just in case.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sakura H., Carlisle
Awakened Emotion by Kommando reviews
Gary wakes up after Jigglypuff's song, but he's not alone. Palletshipping aka Ash/Gary. Rated T just for sure.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
The Reality in a Kick by the Sin Hunter Alchemist reviews
Minato is struck with the realization that he's going to be a father. His child is real. It's his boy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Carlisle and Esme Office Surprise Lemon by Smitten4Edward reviews
Very much a lemon. Nothing much more than a lemon but hopefully it's ok. Feel free to review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
To Love and Imprint by fusedtwilight reviews
This story is about Seth and Lilith,the girl whe he imprints on and is getting married...to someone else First Fan Fiction, SethXOC Rated for Language. Long chapter story.BD SPOILERS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,258 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Seth - Complete
The Lady of Zero: Lelouch of the Rebellion by mostrandomgirl92 reviews
When Lelouch made his promise to crush Britannia, someone close to him made the same promise. What if someone from Lelouch's past returns to fight with Zero as his right hand, not even knowing he survived? Will she find out who Zero really is? Lelouch/OC.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 197,034 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Carlisle's Kitten by KittenEm reviews
Ever wonder what Carlisle keeps under his desk? D/s Birthday Contest Entry. AH/AU/OOC. Carlisle/Esme. GRAPHIC LEMON & ADULT MATURE THEMES
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
While He Was Sleeping by The Lady Yuki reviews
Sitting by the light of the fire, a lone trainer reflects on a distant memory. Subtle Palletshipping, one sided Darkshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
R1 Lost Colors by AileShogun reviews
Feite Avalon has been friends with Lelouch before his exile to Area 11. After a few years, she has been reunited at Ashford, but the reasons for such a reunion is unknown. Feite will make a decision that changes her life forever.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,545 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Memories of Rome by katiecullen101 reviews
Carlisle and Esme reminisce about a certain day in Rome in 1968. Sorry I suck at summaries. ALOT better than it sounds. Please read. carlisleXesme . LEMONS in chapter 2. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
THE BET by Swanangel15 reviews
It’s where Sasuke won a bet with Naruto and Naruto has to do something very embarrassing, which is also quite enjoyable.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Dream by nikki7716 reviews
Maka has a dream about Soul that makes her feel a little awkward around the technician. Maka x Soul. LEMON.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Work: Some Fun, Lots Of Play by Blood Red Vampress reviews
What happens when Esme decides to visit Carlisle at work? He gets a break and she gets some vampire loving! Carlisle/Esme. No lemon, just kisses. One-shot. Cute and fluffy. SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just Us by DemonFireFox reviews
The whole Uchiha clan died except for a young six-year-old and a thirteen-year-old brother. Now Kakashi must take care of Sasuke. Itachi and Orochimaru return. SASUKSAKU! AND KAKSHANKO! Just wait and see. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Carlisle's check up by Jordaniya reviews
Carlisle gives Esme her yearly check up. Not very good because parents are around. First Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008
Toad Salves by Croup reviews
Naruto interrupts Jiraiya's "research" one too many times, and pays for it with his ass. Warning: spanking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U.
Winter Nighttime by Lord Divestre Croft reviews
He just couldn't get warm without her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Sage Whacks by Croup reviews
Naruto finds training with the toads to be slightly more painful than he'd expected. Warning for spanking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
The Dating Game by the blanket reviews
[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,948 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
are you lonely? by queeniee reviews
carlisle can't help but fall for those pretty green eyes. carlisle.edward. semi au.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
You by high improbability reviews
Jimmy likes Marina. Everyone knows that. What everyone DOESN'T know, however, is what would happen if Jimmy confesses...Questshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
His Name Was by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Death. The kid. Death the kid. Who was he? Was he just 'little death? Was he just death, the kid? Death the kid. That was his name. Until he met Liz and Patty.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Daddy Sasuke by Seto's Darkness reviews
Sasuke loves Naruto very much… but he can't have him, because Naruto is his adopted son [SasuNaru YAOI, shounenai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,804 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Trials of being Half Blind by yotada reviews
The trials Kakashi experiences in the first few weeks of being half blind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
On The Wrong Side by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Sequel to Holes in Fences. Short and sweet. Kakashi gives into curiosity and peeks. Will he get caught?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Dance With Me by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato insists Kakashi dance with him. No Warnings.....except sweetness. - YonKaka. Yaoi. Fluff. Work Safe. Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Torture Of The Naruto Cast by RainbowMonkeh reviews
The cast are in for some surprises. They do something, someone sees, you know, the embarrassing torture, it's the best. First up Neji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006
What Happened to Numbuh 362 After INTERVIEWS? by The Real Numbuh 55 reviews
All we know is that Numbuh 5 replaced her as Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door a few months after Operation INTERVIEWS. Well, here's another way to look at it... Some 1/362. I may possibly write about more after-INTERVIEWS events here. Now COMPLETE!
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,443 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Rachel mK./Numbuh 362, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Konoha's Guide to Everything by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Having problems in life? Well these guides have your answers! Learn tips and warnings as you read guides created by your favourite ninjas in Konoha! // Various Pairings Applied. // Viewer Discretion Advised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,608 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Six Hands, Six Buns by Croup reviews
Ah . . . crap . . . Is he really gonna spank us . . .?" Naruto asked, flushing in bare-assed humiliation. A 'what-if' version of the Kidoumaro fight. Warnings for language, spanking, and nudity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kidomaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Intermission by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. AUish. Young Kakashi fell asleep during lunch. In turn, his blond sensei was amused.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi's Lemony Christmas by sakura-no-yuki reviews
Sort of sequel to Friends? fanfic written for Xmas! Enjoy the lemon! Kakashi x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Color of Her Ribbon by Sweet May reviews
Jimmy needs an idea on what ribbon to use for who's present and asks Marina for help. Questshipping drabble for 24xmas fic challenge in LiveJournal.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
You taught me how to feel by sakura-no-yuki reviews
SaixOC OC : Yumiko Lemon Sai always drew her... her only. She captivated him... what was this feeling...? Review Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sai - Complete
A Series Of Kakashi's Flashbacks by kakashifan7 reviews
Kakashi thinks about his past. Last chapter!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Starlit Confessions by Poetic Folly reviews
YonKa fic for BimBomushi. Minato's and Kakashi's confessions to each other... Rated because it's malemale, and some people are idiots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
I Am Not Me by Maresia Eterna reviews
[COMPLETE]"This village is going through a very difficult time." Tsunade confessed, and Shizune tensed. "Is it Akatsuki? A war?" she asked, and the Hokage narrowed her eyes. "No, it's the hormones!" [NarutoxHinata; ShikamaruxOC; SasukexSakura; KakashixOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,939 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Journal of One Kenny McCormick by Seaouryou reviews
Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,186 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Kenny M. - Complete
Training With Kakashi by angelvamp1623 reviews
Sasuke is depressed about his performance in bed, so Naruto asks Kakashi for help. Yaoi, 18 plus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stained by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu] Sasuke still comes to Kakashi for comfort, even when Kakashi isn't really comforting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kakashi by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
5 ficlets written for Kakashi's birthday. Rampant pairings. Het, yaoi, and voyeurism
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kakashi H.
B Rank Mission: Remove Kakashi's MASK! by EvilAuthoressesOfDoom reviews
When two naughty authors sneak into the Naruto Headquarters and rewrite some scripts, the Naruto cast find themselves with two new people who are just bent on doing one mission remove Kakashi's mask! We won't be copying Episode 101. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Kakashi H.
Honorifics by desolate butterfly reviews
[A KakaSasu ficlet] In which Sasuke is a typical teenager and Kakashi is anything but typical.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Coma: A Kenny McCormick Story by elfox15 reviews
Kenny falls into a coma, but something unusual happens to him. Can Kyle, Stan, and Cartman find a way to save Kenny, or do they let him die? Read to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Unwritten by We are DesCom reviews
PWPish Palletshipping, Ash goes out on a rainy day to think. Gary finds him. Secrets are uncovered, and Gary helps Ash escape from the cold rain in an unexpected way...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Ruby and Sapphire, May and Brendan by Seraphie reviews
May met Brendan two years ago, and they’ve been dating ever since. But now, Brendan wants more. FYI, Brendan is from the GAMES, not the anime. ONESHOT
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Rin's Quest by Gesakusha reviews
Ten years in the future Sesshoumaru falls ill. In fear for his life, Rin sets out to find a way to save her beloved lord. Her quest will take her through youkai country, and even to beg for help from Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Sir Pranksalot by Tailia reviews
Sakura and Naruto make a bet about who can prank the unprankable...Kakashi...humor will DEFINITELY ensue! I know this looks like some other stories at first glance but it's really original
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Children? by Kylie-Chan reviews
While eating out at a ramen shop, Rin asks her sensei if he has any kids, which leads to her asking him a series of questions. The answers all end up making Kakashi blush. YondaimexKakashi slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Konoha Karaoke Bar by Akai Ito reviews
Naruto Characters singing crackpot Karaoke...need I say more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005
Laundry by gelfling reviews
Pretend Sasuke never made it to Orochimaru's, and was instead caught and put in Kakashi's overly-sensible and not very sympathetic charge. It's about how people grow on one another, even when they don't want to. One-shot. Spoilers. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Consequences of the Heart by MrIntel reviews
[COMPLETED] What if Harry and Ginny duelled at the end of OotP? How will Harry bear the weight of the prophesy? Why is Harry spending his summer holiday doing slavelabor for the Weasleys? Please read past the first chapter, it's not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,849 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dreamers by WitchGirl reviews
Finally, what we've been waiting for. A hero(ine) ready to step up to the challenge. Holly's final year. Harry's fifth. The final and best installment yet of my Forgotten series. A must read, especially if you've seen my other work. Suspense, dreams
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,349 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004
Two's Company by Beckeh reviews
A Snape adopts Harry fic. After being tormented by the Dursley's and rescued by Remus and Severus, Harry is 'adopted' by Snape, and Snape remembers his own childhood and just how alike they are...(no slash, sorry. ) Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Swing by fireblazie reviews
Even though he doesn't show it, she's slowly becoming a part of who he is. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,144 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
Unmistakable by MrIntel reviews
[COMPLETE]A bet, a prank, and a detention mark a year in which Harry fumbles his way into Ginny's arms. Three part fic written for the HG fic-a-fest on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Some things never change by oni furaigon reviews
Crys was called by Professor Oak to do something important. Gold followed her for old time's sake but someone else seems to have followed them... (Questshipping,Accidentalshipping)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Soon As Possible by Hasuko reviews
One-Shot Questshipping Kenta x Marina fic. Kenta decides to go take a break from battling and thinks about a special someone...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Jimmy/Kenta, Marina - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Forgotten by WitchGirl reviews
A young redhead finds out she's related to Harry Potter. This is the start of her life, her friendships with the Weasley twins and one man named Remus Lupin. Eventually, she learns, she is more than the forgotten daughter of James and Lily Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,162 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002