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I´m a 25 year old woman who is utterly obsessed with twilight. I loved the books. I read them a couple of times in german and a couple of times in english. On a fansite I first read something about fanfic. At first I was a little sceptical, but then I startet to read. I really love reading, some of you guys have ideas :). I on my own, am not as talented as others, but I appreciate their works, so guys, keep rocking and updating :)

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My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 321,775 - Reviews: 8137 - Favs: 5,635 - Follows: 7,492 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8103 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angels and Monsters by tufano79 reviews
I am a vampire. He is a human. I am designed to kill. He is my ultimate prey. But can I make him mine?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 163,091 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me, Father, for I Will Sin by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Home for Thanksgiving, Bella wakes up in her childhood room . . . but, much to her surprise, she's not alone. The man she's unknowingly shared a bed with just so happens to be the source of her fantasies for years . . . and her dad's closest friend. Can her fantasies finally become a reality? Romance/Drama/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,927 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Elusive Mr Cullen by dariachenowith reviews
Bella is a high class escort, Edward her newest client. They soon realize that there's more between them than great sex and witty conversations. While Bella doesn't believe in fairy tales, her life seems to be turning into one fast. Or is it? AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,001 - Reviews: 6119 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 9,401 - Follows: 7,041 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 4,337 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
In Pursuit by Sarge's Girls reviews
A normal night out changes everything for two innocent sisters, who stumble upon something that will change their lives forever. Two brave U.S. marshals have to keep them hidden and keep them safe. How far are they willing to go to do what's right? Are the consequences worth it all? AH/Canon Couples/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,728 - Reviews: 5264 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 13579 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 6,736 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 51,836 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
She's No Lamb by iknowyou2 reviews
She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,818 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Geek's Guide to Parenthood by tufano79 reviews
Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,792 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Nerd Story of Love by tufano79 reviews
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 324,659 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
Twilight on the BLUE LAGOON by knicnort3 reviews
Bella was one of the popular sophomores in her high school, but when a class trip goes awry she finds herself marooned on a tropical island with Edward Cullen, the resident school geek. The two must overcome their differences and learn to work together in order to survive. If you're a fan of 'Twilight' and 'Blue Lagoon', this is the story for you! *more info inside* AH, AU, E/B
Crossover - Twilight & Blue Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,647 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6040 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 5,744 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Few More F Words by anhanninen reviews
Fatherhood sequel. Five year old Sofia is starting school and Edward can't help but feel his baby is growing up too fast. While he and Bella try to juggle a hyper little girl, careers, and their relationship, they find out their lives are about to change drastically once more. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,173 - Reviews: 6393 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,586 - Follows: 3,719 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtakes by CaraNo reviews
Outtakes and Futuretakes from most of my stories. And the occasional one-shot. More info inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
This story has now been published under my author name of Elise de Sallier as Innocence (A Forbidden Love, Book 1) and Protection (A Forbidden Love, Book 2) by The Writer's Coffee Shop, and is available on Amazon, Nook, and itunes. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12395 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 5,848 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Orange Crush by OzellaMarie reviews
Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake? Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Tequila Sunrise by 2old4fanfic reviews
It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,740 - Reviews: 4497 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,073 - Reviews: 9348 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 3,524 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20111 - Favs: 12,958 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slippery Slope by bornonhalloween reviews
A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,336 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Penalty Shot by Edward's Eternal reviews
Recently divorced, Bella struggles to find a new life for her and her son Jake. Enter Edward and his son, Emmett. Used to being alone, finding Bella is an unexpected surprise for Edward. Blending their lives together sometimes requires an extra shot on goal to even things up. A simple, heartwarming story of two single parents finding love again, healing and building a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,019 - Reviews: 8613 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rearranged: The Chop and Change EPOV outtakes by Krazyk85 reviews
All Edward POV from the story Chop and Change. Random, chaotic, and out of order.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,041 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Edward
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 3,180 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5338 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 56 - Words: 187,787 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10208 - Favs: 5,169 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5276 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken in the Night by sheviking reviews
Re-post of my first story, Taken. Bella is kidnapped by Edward, the man who has secretly wanted her and watched her from afar. Is it love or merely obsession which motivates him? Bella is about to find out. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Heart of Stone by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward, in an effort to make use of his ability to read minds, uses his gifts to rid the truly evil people in the world and protect the innocent. Unfortunately, he never expected her to come along and change his life so drastically. Nothing will be the same. AU Vampward. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,454 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Bad Vampires Handbook by maxigrumpling reviews
Turned by accident, nerdy loner Eddie faints at the sight of blood and wakes, often, at the morgue. There's no handbook for what he's become. When the Cullen's discover him he needs a total vampire makeover and the OCD, hypochondria and his image of what he is all have to go. Bella is given the task of educating him. She thinks he's a joke, but likes the glasses. E/B HEA assured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,056 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4521 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 4,704 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13452 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19296 - Favs: 8,403 - Follows: 6,611 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ripper by HeartOfDarkess reviews
Edward, a nomad vampire, alone for more than three centuries, comes upon his next prey in the form of talk back radio psychologist, Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,123 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12207 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 6,169 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,999 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 9,211 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cougar Town by smmiskimen reviews
Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,430 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Presidential Treatment by smmiskimen reviews
President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 148,756 - Reviews: 3453 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9249 - Favs: 7,493 - Follows: 7,669 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Light My Fire by reyes139 reviews
So, as we stood with our group of ten on this sweltering day, I would have never guessed that through these few…one would stand out and be responsible for my meeting with a certain brunette that would drastically change the course of my once lonely and sad existence. ExB Rated M Drabble fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 225 - Words: 58,653 - Reviews: 10091 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Squeeze My Lemon by dirtycheekymonkeys reviews
A weekly posting that is an exercise in lemon writing.As authors we're often challenged with writing a complete story, but we have the need & desire for lemons.This is a outlet to work on those skills. So stretch those lemon muscles & squeeze our lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 483,390 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hunted In Seattle by Elise de Sallier reviews
Edward wasn't the only vampire to find Bella's scent mouthwatering. A delay in her journey meant she never made it to Forks, but she did become a vampire…in the worst possible way. What sort of a newborn will she make without the Cullens to guide her, and what will she think of Edward when they meet? No rape or graphic violence . Edward & Bella HEA...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,317 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted Hearts by JA Mash reviews
Edward's life is pretty sweet. He has a successful career, an awesome apartment, great friends and his choice of bed partners. He's got life all planned out. But what happens when he finds out he has a five-year-old daughter and meets her adoptive mother? Sometimes life can be unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 24,624 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Bad Timing by monkeymoe reviews
48 hours before her wedding, Bella's friends take her out for her last Friday as an unmarried woman. 24 hours before her wedding, Bella wakes up to find herself already married. AH and possibly OOC at times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Rules: The Beginning by CaraNo reviews
Our beginning was rocky as hell; we both screwed up a lot, but we came out strong—solid. The first year was the worst, yet I fell so hard for that girl. (Prequel to Masen Rules)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Edward, Bella
Dirty Dancing by LyricalKris reviews
Dirty Dancing meets Magic Mike starring the guys and girls of Twilight. A love story with plenty of dirty dancing, but it's not Mike who's magic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Maintenance by Ho Hey Contest reviews
As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? "I wasn't planning on - I didn't expect... you."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,179 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 275 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kidnapped for Christmas by JA Mash reviews
Edward, a college drop-out, unlucky in love and a self-professed "loser" finds himself at the end of his rope. His girlfriend, Irina, has ditched him at the last moment, right before the family Christmas dinner Edward's planned to bring her to, and thanks to an untimely phone call from his mother; his family thinks Irina is still coming.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,743 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Edward, Bella
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hello Beautiful by SoapyMayhem reviews
COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 105 - Words: 67,794 - Reviews: 15592 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seattle Express by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Two strangers, one express bus. Can they find love on their way home? Rated M for language and lemony goodness. My first attempt at a drabble-ish story. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 65,669 - Reviews: 3461 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas in the Sand by amandac3 reviews
While on vacation in Hawaii for her best friend's Christmas wedding, Bella has asked Santa for nothing more than to get lei'd properly. After a rather traumatic event on the beach, Edward, a superhero of sorts, comes to her rescue Baywatch style. Sparks fly and all that jazz. Will Edward be able to fulfill Bella's only Christmas wish? A short, fluffy, and fun Christmas Drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Sex by erinbatt reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6234 - Favs: 4,829 - Follows: 3,510 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Dirty Drabbles: The Twilight 25 Round 7 by Amethyst Jackson reviews
A series of dirty drabbles written for the prompts of The Twilight 25, Round 7. All Edward and Bella, all naughty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
Bun In The Oven by MissWinkles reviews
When a one-night stand that should have stayed that way has unexpected consequences, Edward and Bella have to find a way to make it work, for better or worse. AH/OCC. Rated M for so many reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Fall & Rise by CaraNo reviews
A new town, a new life, too many secrets. The McCarty siblings struggle to hide a past they can barely remember but that has left great scars. When someone gets too close, Emmett and Bella back off. What they didn't count on was that Edward, Alice, Rose, and Jasper refused to give up. And what Edward didn't count on was that he'd fall in love twice. Repost of my first fic. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,045 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Edward, Bella
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,496 - Reviews: 6501 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mars and Venus by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Object of My Obsession by cosmogirl7481 reviews
What happens when you're not the only one watching? A cute and slightly creepy love story with a twist. Not twisted. For my friend Laura1025's birthday because I creepy-love her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 472 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BIG RIG by kitkat681 reviews
When Bella realizes she has no choices left, she impersonates her older brother and gets behind the wheel of a dump truck. Will she be able to fool her boss or will it all come crashing down around her? E/B. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Last by Michelle M. Marie reviews
At Last Bella's love has come along - in the form of a one night stand. "You never know what you're missing until you suddenly get what you want without asking for it. Does that even make sense? No? Well, neither did my life after I met Edward Cullen." A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,848 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Recovering Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
A look into the journal of Bella Swan as she guides Edward through his weight loss journey. BPOV from 'Fatty'. Rated M for fantasy lemons and dirty girl thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 8,214 - Follows: 9,886 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15304 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Memories Unknown by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
When a car accident lands Bella in the hospital, her new friend Edward helps her get her life back. AH Drabble fic, M for later situations. All BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 17,487 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better than Pie Outtake donation for the 4NKH by savannavansmutsmut reviews
This is a collection of several scenes in Edward, Emmett, and Bella's lives as they grew up and some background on them. It's freaking funny so you should pee first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spinning Bottles by knicnort3 reviews
This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Menage A Trois by Siobhan B. Masen- Fraser reviews
Edward struggles to find a suitable birthday gift for Bella, until Edward discovers his chance to help her live out one of her fantasies! Rated M for lots of lemons, let's be honest it is one giant lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Losers by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
Drabble fic. Edward and his family are new to school, they're not quite normal... or sane, but then again, neither is Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 10,042 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem reviews
For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now. Darkward/Olderward see disclaimer inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12658 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3338 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13589 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14525 - Favs: 10,421 - Follows: 7,849 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Charm of my Own by Positively 4th Street reviews
A collection of outtakes from 'A May to December Romance'. Edward's POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,687 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Edward, Bella
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12851 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anti Social Behavioral Order by SoapyMayhem reviews
Hiatus - A group of juvenile delinquents are sentenced to spend their summer doing community service. When a freak lighting storm gives them super powers, they are forced to stick together, no matter how much they hate each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Destiny by kitkat681 reviews
300 years watching everyone's joy. 300 years of emptiness. One little baby and everything changes. Then she's taken from him. Will he get her back? Vamp...rated M for...you know. January 2012 Drabble War
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,681 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Out by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Sometimes the road to self discovery leads you into a path you never knew existed. Bella always thought she was happy, until she realized that there were other options out there. AH; BxE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Roommate by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
When Edward and Rosalie get a new roommate, things change for all of them. Drabble fic. f/f/m A little bit of drama, no angst... just smut-filled fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 102 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3852 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 3,241 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's the One by CullensTwiMistress reviews
Bella meets Edward in the most unfortunate of circumstances, his own wedding. Will she ever have the chance to get to know him? AH; BxE; No cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,714 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 706 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5221 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Smooth Operator by Cullcati reviews
Edward has a hard on for the local diner girl. His roommate doesn't think he has the balls to pursue her. Can this Smooth Operator get the girl?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22861 - Favs: 14,106 - Follows: 10,625 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4437 - Favs: 6,996 - Follows: 4,093 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 585 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7132 - Favs: 5,159 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roommates by BrookeWillow11 reviews
Bella embarks on her freshman year at the University of Washington. What happens when her new roommate turns out to be someone totally unexpected? Will her new roommate drive her crazy or change her life? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,102 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9693 - Favs: 6,601 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Straight From the Textbooks by weartheseshorts reviews
When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 64,463 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Existence and Essence by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2552 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8799 - Favs: 7,317 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6042 - Favs: 3,704 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5910 - Favs: 9,621 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Mile by Malmo722 reviews
Bella and Edward are two young college students that are just trying to make it through life while discovering who they are and what they want. They drift through love, loss, heartache and all the wonderful things that life throws there way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,274 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete