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Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series.
I love TDI and TDA. TDI more because in TDA they start screwing with all the pairings. So sad. Anyways, I'm Buckeye but you can call me whatever the heck you want. Most of the canon pairings are okay. I love GxT and DxC, GxB are okay together (seperately, Geoff annoys the crap out of me), IxO are just...strange, LxT are okay (minus the constant "Are you Tyler?" nonsense), and LxH are just...stupid.
I'm not a big fan of fanon pairings. Noah and Heather are okay, but most of them just annoy me to death. Also I foam at the mouth at any mention of DxG. I love the characters of Trent, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, and Noah. The only characters I truly hate are Justin and Harold. The others vary day to day from annoying to cute. Anyways, I love TDI.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cody and...Eva? I don't even want to think about that
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
a hilarious one yes. a good one no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Umm, 5/10? Seriously though, Heather'd probably try to kill either of them for being so dang obnoxious.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Smirking, Duncan snickers at Noah and Cody.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
After Bridgette dumps him for his behavior on TDAftermath, clueless Geoff tries his horrible shenanigans to win her back.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I would hope not
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Gives you hell, all-american rejects
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: May contain hilarious injuries!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
an hour ago
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).
Trent and Duncan (WTF?) are in a happy relationship until Lindsay runs off with Katie (WTF again?). Trent, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Courtney and a brief unhappy affair with Cody (umm). then follows the wise advice of Heather (!?) and finds true love with Gwen (see, there's always a happy ending)!
What title would you give this fic?
The Crazy Road to True Love
15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
The juvenile delinquent and the rageaholic. Better seek shelter before the world blows up
16) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I wouldn't. Maybe have Katie go crazy and drug Trent--he would never willingly do the deed with the Wonder Twin.
17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
18) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Woohoo! Party on, dude!
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Geoff and..Noah? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Geoff with a good pickup line? Ha!
20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Bridgette and Eva end up in a catfight while Katie is clueless, off on the phone with Sadie.
22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Heather rejects Lindsay without a second thought and a saddened Lindsay goes to her yoga class alone.
23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
Hard choice. Maybe Trent.
24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
25) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Eva destroys everything in her path as she fumes about Bridgette/Gwen's happiness.
26) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Without a doubt, Duncan. Although if any of them actually gave a dang, they could easily beat up Katie.
27) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Something happens and Trent needs medical attention.
28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Where does she live, because where I come from, gay marriage is illegal
29) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Duncan demands that Heather be nice to Courtney. Heather's reaction--something to the effect of "buzz off". Sucks for Noah.
30) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Again, hard choice. I love both Gwen and Trent. If it came down to it, probably Trent.
31) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Because Geoff thinks chariot races are fun and if it's fun...
32) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
A small one
33) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?
She'd be pissed as hell. Again, in a lot of places this would be impossible
34) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Duncan lost it with Harold and now Harold's in a coma.
35) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Once upon a time, there was a prince who didn't want to rule the fair kingdom. Instead he wanted to PARTY! After a lot of tries, he manages to convince the king to let him do so.
36) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Nothing happens. Trent apologizes, Geoff doesn't care, and Noah was too engrossed in a book to notice. Trent was late because he was comforting a heartbroken Bridgette
37) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Lindsay: Are you Tyler? rolls eyes
Heather: babbles on about various wrongs she's committed
38) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
They get kicked out because Eva is wrestling with a tiger. Eva gets some dumbells.
39) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Protesting about how I ignore so many members of the cast. I ignore them and go back to reading GxT and DxC fics.
40) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Noah uses his brain to sabotage Lindsay at every corner
41) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Gwen chooses to save Trent instead of herself.
42) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Probably Katie because she's so dang annoying.
43) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Heather is ranting about how it should be someone else trapped in the cave. Against his own feelings Geoff rescues her because he's a nice guy.
44) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
She runs a surfing camp, but instead of teaching often ends up making out with Geoff.
45) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Eva tells them to beat it. (Duncan..playing..hokey-pokey? LMAO)
46) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Why the hell should I care?
47) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
If it's for Courtney, yes. If anyone else, no.
48) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Eva hunts an animal, which Bridgette refuses to eat.
49) If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?
Why would Cody be angry?
50) "(10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10)."
Geoff has been crushing on Noah for a while (WTF?), that is until they figure out Noah likes Gwen. Geoff runs off and meets Eva and Katie who tells them to talk to Duncan who tells them to hook up with Trent (WTF?) until Noah kills Trent (Nooo!) and ends up with Geoff (again, WTF?)
What title would you give this fic?
The Strangest Tale Ever
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Bolded ones apply to me.)
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
The Soundtrack To My Life
Opening credits: I Saw God Today by George Strait
Waking up: The Gambler by Kenny Rogers
First day of school: Moments by Emerson Drive
Falling in love: Saving Me by Nickelback
Fighting: Not Ready to Make Nice by The Dixie Chicks
Breaking up: Over You by Daughtry
Driving: How You Remind Me by Nickelback (umm)
Flashback: Don't Blink by Kenny Chesney
Mental Breakdown: One More Roll of the Dice by Brooks & Dunn
Getting back together: Another Try by Josh Turner
Prom Night: Never Gonna be Alone by Nickelback
Wedding: Bless the Broken Road by Rascal Flatts
Birth of a child: Fast Cars and Freedom By Rascal FLatts
Final battle: Live Like You Were Dying by Tim McGraw
Death scene: Faster than Angels Fly by Big & Rich
Funeral: If You Only Knew by Shinedown
End credits: Shadow of the Day by the Linkin Park
I SHIP (underlined are my favorites, italics are couples I've written about so far)