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Joined 08-29-09, id: 2066264, Profile Updated: 03-10-11
Author has written 24 stories for Merlin, and Vampire Diaries.

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.

These Timeless Things STATUS: Since so many people asked, I'm going to clear it up for you: there is no way in hell I am ever abandoning this story, I promise you. I know how frustrating it is when an author just stops posting. School is kicking my ass right now and I have a huge project that needs to be in before April but when I have that out of the way, I will finish TTT. There are only, like, two parts left. Hang in there with me guys.

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 7,941 - Follows: 7,506 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Monochrome by Tonzura123 reviews
Stranded and hunted in the deep of the Western Wood, Edmund struggles to fill the mantle Aslan has Gifted him: protecting his family at all costs. Year 1000, PE-verse. Rated for violence and death. Cover art by the amazing OlaTungee.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,103 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Unknown Relations: The Goblet of Fire by ksomm814 reviews
With the knowledge of the family secret, Orion Black is hoping for a peaceful 4th year with no more complications. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be. The Triwizard Tournament has been resurrected with an invisible force set on destroying everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,806 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Loved In Return by Bourbon Rose reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton. AU Jogan. He caught the bright eyes that stared up at him mid-twirl, and the brunet smirked mischievously while he finished the dance-move fluidly, sepia locking with green. "What's your name, handsome?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
PE by Tonzura123 reviews
It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Hate This and I'll Love You by TheProblematique reviews
A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,722 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gratitude by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** Peter comes to terms with how he has treated Edmund…EDIT: THE FINAL CHAPTER HAS BEEN POSTED!-Post PC. Moviebased. Brotherfic.-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Keeping the Faith by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** What if Lucy *had* decided to go across the gorge when she saw Aslan, regardless of whether her siblings came with her? At least she won't be alone…and it is not just Aslan who joins her… EDIT: FINAL CH. UP! -Siblingfic. Book and Moviebased.-
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,615 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Vulcan Couples' Retreat by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Spock asks Kirk to come with him to New Vulcan to meet his family and experience the Vulcan culture firsthand. But Kirk didn't expect to be separated from his bondmate and forced to spend the weekend in class with T'Pau, Spock's grandmother. K/S SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Breathe by Iawen Londea reviews
Post-movie. Jim's not as fine as he would have his officers believe. His officers aren't as stupid as Jim would like them to be. Some Kirk whump. Kirk-Spock-Bones Friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost Expectations by paynesgrey reviews
Damon expects attention that Stefan can no longer give. Spoilers for "The Lost Girls" episode 6. Warnings: incest. Damon x Stefan, Stefan x Elena implied. ONESHOT.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Kisses by ArwendeImladris reviews
Spock stole Vulcan kisses from his captain. Jim was just unbelievably oblivious for the longest time...K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What You Are by Miss Sheppard reviews
Four vignettes. Four times someone found out about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Tisn't the Season by freudian fuckup reviews
Christmas in July.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
They Bear No Sign by Nivalis reviews
Short drabble inspired by a scene in the episode "The Mark of Nimueh". Arthur notices something about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Truth Breaks Forth by Grim Lupine reviews
“Sorcerer,” Arthur says. //oneshot// //MerlinArthur//
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
If They Hurt You by AccordingToMel reviews
And with those words, the last couple of days suddenly came crashing back to Arthur. Merlin’s weird speech, the attack outside Camelot, Arthur’s hunt to find the bandits, Merlin’s near death, and their late night conversation. It made his head hurt.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,381 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
That Seldom Kings Enjoy by freudian fuckup reviews
On the day of his coronation, Arthur brought magic back to Camelot with the smoke from his father’s funeral pyre still black as pestilence in the air. - Sort of a follow-up to "Forgotten for Good," set a few years later.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
The Meanings Of Seven Kisses by MidnightSky101 reviews
PENIS! Ha, got your attention! So, yeah, the meanings of seven kisses, beautifully demonstrated by Merlin and Arthur! A/M SLASH! As always, don't like, don't read.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Art of Having Fun by adele4 reviews
In the hope of redirecting Arthur towards forms of entertainment that don't involve killing, hitting, or generally being a prat to anything or anyone, Merlin decides to learn to play chess. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
I'm Breaking Down by SerpentsAttire reviews
SamWill WillSam slash. Post 1st movie. Sam's fallen into depression after Mission City, and his health is declining. Ironhide comes up with a possible solution, the rest of the Autobots agree. Lemon with a plot.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - W. Lennox, Sam W.
Twelve Lives Never Lived by Grim Lupine reviews
Twelve alternate lives of Merlin and Arthur. ::oneshot:: MerlinArthur::
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Everytime by Ennee Gray reviews
Sometimes a few steps to the right can bring about a disaster. One small difference from how it was supposed to be - it is a push with all Merlin's got and Arthur's on the edge. Somewhat an episode tag to Poisoned Chalice. Also posted on LJ. Slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
If That's What You're Into by danse reviews
Preslash. Arthur and Merlin fall down a hole and have to spend a night not killing each other. The chances of success are questionable.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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Relief reviews
"And I feel ashamed to say it, but I was relieved." Episode tag for 4x02. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Let Sleeping Sorcerers Lie reviews
Merlin finds the whole thing horribly ridiculous. He's not even that sick. Merlin/Arthur. Future!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Royal Obligations of Stupidity reviews
Constantly getting kidnapped by bandits was just one of the many perks of being Court Sorcerer of Camelot. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Time, We Bleed reviews
Arthur finds Merlin in a nursing home in the heart of London on a warm spring day in 2017. Tragic reincarnation here. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All Other Things, To Their Destruction Draw reviews
Merlin will never get used to the executions. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
These Things Take Time reviews
Drabble. Merlin wonders if Arthur thinks about it too, because the glances the Prince sometimes sneaks Merlin are more than just looks. Merlin/Arthur post-The Once and Future Queen.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Coronation Day reviews
Drabble. On the eve of Arthur's coronation, Merlin steals cake. Because he can do things like that now. Pure, happy fluff. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
This Feeling With Wings reviews
Slash. Merlin tries to fly. It's painful. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
All Kings, and All Their Favourites reviews
Slash. In which there is a wall, a horny prince, pent-up sexual frustration, prophetic nightmares and a very confused manservant. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love, Darkness Shall Follow Thee reviews
Slash. It takes all the self-restraint in Arthur's body to not get off the bed, grab his sword, and go down down to the feast and cut Lord Cedrick's throat open. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Battle Wounds reviews
Slash. Arthur could pinpoint all of his moments of fear by the scissoring map of scars on Merlin’s body. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Games of Torment reviews
Slash. They hated each other, so Stefan struggled to understand why someone who hated him would kiss him in this desperate, all-consuming, demanding way. Stefan/Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
Games That Play Us reviews
Slash. Throughout the years, these forbidden moments were all that they could hope for. Moments of weakness, moments of want, moments of joy, moments of just needing each other. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Darkness, My Old Friend reviews
Slash. Magic can be the most amazing thing in the world, it can bring one incredible power, but it can also, as Merlin learns first hand, bring one to their knees. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Worst Manservant Ever reviews
Slash. Drabble. Merlin and Arthur try to work out their irritation and frustration towards each other. They succeed, in a way. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Death And All His Friends reviews
Slash. Arthur was going to kill him for doing this, but Merlin couldn’t really think of anything but the fact that he was seeing stars and walking on blood-red water and above his head shadows were flying. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Manservants Shouldn't Play With Sharp Things reviews
Slash. Children really shouldn't play with sharp things, and as it turns out, so shouldn't Merlin. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And No More Shall We Hurt reviews
Slash. Set after 'Love Reminds Us'. In the aftermath of Gwen and Lancelot's affair, Merlin finds himself having hope once again. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love Reminds Us reviews
Slash. In the wake of her affair with Lancelot, Gwen confronts Arthur about his feelings for Merlin. Arthur/Merlin. Gwen/Lancelot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
And the Rain Will Fall reviews
Slash. Companion piece to 'Achilles Heel'. After their lives and future are threatened, Arthur and Merlin struggle with destiny and the feelings they have for each other. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Achilles Heel reviews
Slash. Companion piece to 'Ignorant'. Uther confronts his son about his relationship with his man-servant. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
In Sickness And In Health reviews
Slash. In which Merlin is sick and stubborn, and Arthur is irritated and worried. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ignorant reviews
Slash. Arthur does not think that King Uther sees the looks he gives his man-servant. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Realizations reviews
Slash. Gaius fears. Morgana hears. Gwen sees. Arthur just doesn't care. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete