MissDMalfoy
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Joined 08-29-09, id: 2066266, Profile Updated: 04-28-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I am very proud to say that I am a beta reader... at least I applied and it said okay, but anyways, if you are in need of a story being beta-d, I'll try to help you!


Some funny quotes:

Time is a great teacher... but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

The average woman would rather beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell like wall stuff?

Britanny Spears says she gets to go to over sea places, like Canada.

I hope some of those make your day brighter! When I find more funny ones, I'll post them!

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Taylor Swift

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Taylor Lautner

8. Hitler

9. MissDMalfoy

10. Barack Obama

Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! ROFL.

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use


If I Went to Hogwarts...

Name: Violetta Margaret Peverall

Blood Status: Pureblood

House: Slytherin

Wand: 9 1/2 inch Rosewood with Phoenix feather

Species: Metamorphagus

Favorite Color Hair: Fiery Orange

Favorite Color Eyes: Deep Jade

Attitude: Fiery, Rule breaker, Nice (only to friends), witty, smart.

Height: 5'7

Weight: 125 lbs.

Best Friends With: Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini. Considerded the 'The Golden Trio' of Slytherin.

Goal In Life: To be a ninja warrior.

I'd just like you to know that this would be me if I went to Hogwarts, but I'm only a muggle-born squib who's Hogwarts letter was lost in the Owlry due to a crappy organizer. I am nothing like this in real life; this is only an alias.

~MissDMalfoy aka Violetta Margaret Peverall


My Stories:

Parenting Class: 101 ~ This story is completed. I'm sorry to say that the sequel won't be up until July (maybe), but I will have some one-shots posted. The sequel, I hate to say, is not a definate. It's hard for me to imagine writing it right now, but I do have other idea's floating around in my head.

Shooting Stars: This story is discontinued. I hate to say it, but the words just won't come for this. I gave up on it a long, long time ago. It's up for adoption. Not anyone can take it though. Just send me a message and I will get back to you.

Autumn Willow and the Death Eater Rehab: One-shot, and meant to stay that way.

Sorting Hat's Conversations: Completed, no sequel.

Honor thy Father by DaesGatling reviews
COMPLETE What if Gold was the one that raised Emma? And what if Regina was slightly affected by the curse so that she didn't realized the daughter that Mr. Gold adopted as his own was the savior and right in front of her nose ? AU. Warning: Character Deaths. Avatar Credit: abbas-ragamuffin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 137 - Words: 458,510 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
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Blankets reviews
Hermione is having a rough time coping with her depression after the Battle of Hogwarts. On top of that, she finds out she has to produce a child with Draco Malfoy after she graduates from Hogwarts. They are required to take a parenting class in which they will learn how to be parents, which is hard when you've got an ex-Death Eater and a depressed war hero on your hands. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,298 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Parenting Class: 101 reviews
Hermione and Draco. Two totally different people. Or so they think. What happens when the two are paired up and have to raise a child in their sixth year? Rated T. HG/DM eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,063 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Love You So, Little One reviews
It was a spur of the moment decision. Hermione Granger was going to adopt a child. Little Charlotte Granger has more up her sleeve than just being a cute little daughter. She's on a mission to find a Daddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Autumn Willow and Death Eater Rehab reviews
Autumn Willow is a Harry Potter lover, and as she's reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Voldemort appears and takes her to his headquarters, ordering her to make the Death Eaters happy. Rated T for murder/suicide type kind of thing. One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Shooting Stars reviews
Harry has always lived with the Dursley's. After being locked up in his room yet again, he wishes upon a star that his parents were alive. Somehow, Lily and James Potter find themselves alive. Will Harry get the happy family he always wanted?ON BREAK :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., James P.