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Hey readers!!! i hope u all like mys tories!! sorry if i don't update much but i'm WAY TOO lazy and spend my time just reading other fanfics :p

Name: Tatiana

Nickname: Taty

Birthday: January 11th

Age: 15.

Obsessions: Well, um IDK. TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT!!! DUH!!! HEHE ALSO CASI ANGELES (an Argentinian TV show), WELL ALSO ROBERT PATTINSON, KRISTEN STEWART, ROBSTEN, ASHLEY GREENE, KELLAN LUTZ, JACKSON RATHBONE, PETER FACINELLI, ELIZABETH REASER, MICHEAL SHEEN, DAKOTA FANNING, & ALL THE VAMPIRES!! STEFAN SALVATORE!!! DAMON SALVATORE!!! MY FUCKING IPOD!!!! JUST CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY IPOD!!!!

Favourite Music: MUSE MUSE MUSE!!! (does this make u remember someone??) hehe, LINKIN PARK ALL THE WAYYY!!! GO LP!!! OK PARAMORE (HAYLEY WILLIAMS ROCKS MY WORLD), GREEN DAY (BILLY JOE IS A FUCKING DILF), 30 SECONDS TO MARS (SHIRTLESS JARED *thud*). ALL THE TWILIGHT MOVIES SOUNDTRACKS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!

Pretty much i LOVE rock! old rock is awesome!!! THE RUNAWAYS FOR GODS SAKE!! JOAN JETT IS THE WILD ONE!!!

Also like modern singers like: Eminem, Ke$ha, Rihanna, Katy Perry, B.o.B, Jay-Z, Beyonce...

Favourite TV Shows: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!! TWO AND A HALF MEN, I USED TO LIKE TRUE BLOOD BUT I DONT LIKE THE 3RD SEASON! THE SIMPSONS!!!! FAMILY GUY!!! AMERICAN DAD!!! SOUTH PARK!!!! PRANKED!!! E!NEWS!!! FASHION POLICE!!!!!! ALL THE FREAKING RED CARPETS!!!!! THE POWERPUFF GIRLS HEHEH!!!!! JACKASS!!!

Favourite Movies (IN ORDER): I FUCKING LOVE ECLIPSE, NEW MOON, TWILIGHT, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 1, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2, HARRY POTTER 4 (OMG ITS CEDRIC ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS LIKE THE FANGIRL SHE IS*), ALL HARRY POTTER SAGA, BATMAN 2, SPIDERMAN 3, SPIDERMAN 2, SPIDERMAN 1, THE RUNAWAYS, FUCKING WATER FOR ELEPHANTS (OMG! Robowski is so hot!! Rosie is so cute)...

I LOVE comedy movies!! they're just lmao!!! like THE HANGOVER (CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL), DUE DATE, THE ONES OF THE FOCKER FAMILY, ETC.

I really dont like terror movies cause im a chicken (there i said it!).

REMEMBER ME I thought it was FUCKING HOT (i mean its ROBERT PATTINSON FOR FUCK'S SAKE) but i cant stand movies where Rob makes out with other girl apart from Kristen!! ROBSTEN FOREVER!!!

i love action movies!!! i think i have an inner guy cause i watched the Power Rangers almost til i was 10!! just like i LOVE spiderman, batman and all superheroe modern movies!!!! i think they are cool!! Arnold Schwarzeneger, Silvester Stalone, Jackie Chan ARE AWESOME!!!!! also Steven Stegal!!

Hobbies: OK, anithing TWILIGHT related. There is not ONE single minute i dont have a TWILIGHT RELATED thought! im terrible!!

ok, read fanfics strictly Twilight or Robsten ones (maybe from the vampire diaries also), im on twitter all the time, love computer, read magazines, read twilight, i really like reading movie scripts (like Remeber Me, Bel Ami, The Runaways, Eclipse, Water For Elephants) again anything twilight related!! love listenning to music (again from the twilight soundtracks and muse, linkin park, paramore ,etc), LOVE talking with my BFFs on the phone cause im VERY talkative, i like making jewelry with colourful beads and etc, i like sailing (done the class 5 times heh), and idk TWILIGHT related things!!!

Twitter Account: @RobstenLovin (changed my account, it was @twilight013 now its this one)

Things I Hate: First of all I FUCKING HATE JACOB BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!! HE'S SO ANNOYING!! HATE THE FREAKING CHARACTER!!!!! IM TRYING TO NOT TO HATE TAYLOR FUCKING LAUTNER ALSO CAUSE I KNOW HE'S A NICE GUY BUT STILL!!! UGH *throwing up!! pukking all over the floor and drowning in puke*

ok yeah, im a little bit, just A BIT exagerated!!

ok, hate EVERYTHIng THAT ATTEMPTS AGAINST EDWARD & BELLA INSIDE OR OUTSIDE THE BOOKS!!! HATE EVERYTHING BETWEEN ROBSTEN ALSO!!!

i hate when my brother interrupts me while im on the phone, i hate when he interrupts me while IM READING FANFICS!!, I HATE even more when my mom or bro enter my bedroom while im reading smut edward x bella fanficsor worse , robsten rated M fanfics!!!! i hate when my friends tease me about liking Twilight and trow shit at it!! hate when ppl critize TWILIGHT! hate when my friends tell me Rob is gay just for acting as Salvador Dali!! hate living in Argentina when i find ALL thats going on at the US with the twi cast and etc (like recently, the Best Buy and Eclipse dvd parties!! jealous!! ugh!!! and the twilight premieres!!! just UGH!!!! FUCK!!! and te fact taht u are on the SAME country they are shooting the films!!)

hate made up rumors that attempt against Robsten!! hate that life is unfair!! hate that Lainey Gossip has the BD script and the bitch HATES twiligth and almost gives me a heart attack when she told us some Cullens would die!! BUT in alice visieon (yeah bitch, next time tell us that first before we commit suicide or smth like that)

hate that robsten wont go out in public!!! HATE JUSTIN BEAVER (YEAR BEAVER NOT BEIVER!! HES A FUCKING BEAVER) HATE JOE JONAS!! THE FUCKER!! HE IS WITH ASHLEY GREENE!!! POOR ALICE!!

HATE THAT I HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG FOR BD!!! HATE THAT SOONER OR LATER THE TWILIGTH SAGA IS GONNA COME TO AN END!! :'( *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!* *crying like fuck*

About Myself: I'm a 14 year old (almost 15) girl who suffers from a very serious (I'd say CRITICAL) case of OCD!!!! i just LOVE the cullen boys!!!! im very talkative and im sort of the encarnation of Alice Cullen (yeah i wish) no seriously, sometimes im kinda bipolar or smth!!! I LOVE fashion!!!! just LOVE fasion police on E! and fashion dessigners!!!! i just LOVE robert pattinson and he's the perfect EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!

i think the only thing on earth possible of taking my attention of Rob if he were standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!! would be the real edward cullen *sigh* or maybe an exclusive showing of one of robsten /edwardxbella BD sex scenes!! hehe im a perv!!!

im totally crazy (look what twilight did to me!!), i have a BIG stomach (i mean i have like 12 pounds more on weight that i should probably have but its ok) i mean in capacity!! im always thinking of food!! i love fish!! lobstard is my favourite!!! yum!!!

i'm a perv!!!! yeah i know believe me!!!! First of all im NOT a slut!! far from it!!! im 14 talking aloud!!! ok yeah i READ rated M fanfics and write them!! i pretty much read very DIRTY ones but my rule is: it has to be edward bella or robsten strictly!! no threesomes!! no CHEATING!!! i preffer dirty ones setting durig breaking dawn or any of the series!! cant stand them fighting but i do anyway! cant stand them hurting or leaving each other!! i preffer them both being their firsts!! i mean i hate it when in some fanfics they both have already lost their virginities and they like do it anyway!! idk its weird!!

i can stand ANYTHING!! but no jacob bella kisses or anything!! anything of the above NOOO!!! can stand with sex toys, idk chains, idk be creative, dude but NOT cheating!!!!

i know sounds sick coming froma 14/15 year old but i have perfectly clear that its not reallity and i think im quite mature to read them and im responsable for any damage!!

ook u may think reading all this stuff asnd being well a MAJOR perv i'd have lost my v card but, seriously, im 14/15 and i havent even kissed anyone yet so yeah!! its just that i CANT resist rated M fanfics starring edward *sigh* or ROB *thud* but with bella and them being married or BF & GF or that stuff not capades or stranger things!! thats why MOTU (im sure u've heard about it master of the universe) does not suit me!!! though i tried reading it!!! so yeah oh and i CANT talk about sex in spanish!! u know caus eim from Argentina and i speak spanish but mention the word 'sex' in spanish ('sexo' *shudders*) and i'll go away screaming and running!!!! im scared shitless of THE TALK in spanish!! *shudders again*

it would be like the end of the world for my mom to read TWILIGHT!! god or WORST! my father!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

gosh!! i WENT to watch eclipse with my dad the first time and i was like 'omg i cant even scream!' and like 'omg i just cant believe charlie said THAT to bella' or like thinking 'go robsten' in the proposal scene!! of course iw as red hot as a tomatoe!!!

as u might see i AM crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw i knoe i curse a lot!!!! its all THE RUNAWAYS fault!!

Favourite Twilight Characters (in order): FIRST; EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah totally my fave character!! fave cullen and shit!! hes the perfect boyfriend!! hes sweet, kind, cares about u, over protective (but i love that), a gentlemen (more like a prince with the so gentleman he is!), hes MY old fashioned vampire (*my inner twilight fan screaming 'no bitch its bella's old fashioned and prude vampire!! shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself!! bitch! edward x bella forever'*), and he has convinsed me or so i thin (lets see when im 17 how the thing goes) about not having sex with anyone if u dont really love someone! and if i have to wait till marriage so i will (or i hope so)!! hes also so fucnny sometimes!! hes too loving and hes bella's EDDIE!!! yeah i LOVE his HAIR that omg toussled copper sex hair!!!!!! that strong jaw line!! THAT face!! omg *drooling melting* *thud* love his personality!!! love how he treats bella and how much he loves her in spite of everything!! love how big his heart is!! love how he chose to return to carlisle after his rebelious period and i love how he thinks of himself as a monster although he isnt!! that exactly shows how ashamed and how he regrets all that!! his argument about not having a soul and his choice of life!! everything!! it shows how good as a person he really is!!! i love him!!! and i wish someday i could maybe find someone as good or almost as good as this *sobs* fictional *not really believing it not wanting to* character!!!1

SECOND; our little pixie!!!!!!!!!! ALICE CULLEN!!!!!!!!! JUST LOVE HER!! SHES FUNNY LOVES FASHION LOOVE HER BARBIE BELLA STUFF, HER STYLE, HER WAY OF TREATING PPL, WHEN SHES ANOYED, SHES CUTE, ADORABLE ETC!!! SHES THE PERFECT ANNOYING LITTL EPIXIE SISTER!! YAY!!! LOVE HER PORSCHE!!!! YAY!!!! SHES ALWAYS THERE FOR SAVING THE DAY AND FOR TAKING BELLA ON A SHOPPING TRIP TO SEDUCE EDWARD OR WHATEVER!! SHE AWEOSME!! MY FAVOURITE FEMALE CULLEN AND TWILIGHT CHARACTER!!

THIRD, BELLA SWAN (WELL CULLEN). LOVE HER CAUSE I UNDERSTAND HER FEELINGS TOWARDS EDWARD AND LOVE HOW SHE XPRESSES THEM!! I HATE IT WHEN SHE HURTS HIM AND WHEN SHE KISSES JACOB!! BUT THEN SHES THE PERFECT CHARACTER!!! THOUGH NOT VAMP BUT STILL!!

EMMY BEAR!!! JAZZY HALE!!(MY APOLOGIES MAM') *THUD* CHARLIE MOUSTACHE!! (YOURE PREGNANT ARENT U!! LMAO!!) PAPA CULLEN!!! MAMA CULLEN!!! ARO!!!! JANE!!!!(THIS MIGHT HURT JUST A LITTLE) AWESOME!! VICTORIA!!! JAMES!! LAURENT!!! RENESMEE!!! RENEE!! CAUIS CAUSE HE KILLS WEREWOLVES!!! SETH!!!

BTW, love calling the characters by nicknames (eddie, emmy bear, jazzy spazzy, ally, bellsy poo, charlie moustache, papa cullen, etc)

D.I.L.Fs In My Opinion (in order): ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!!!!!!!! *AND THE CROUD GOES WILD!!* IAN SOMEHALDER!!!!! ZAC EFRON!!!!! KELLAN LUTZ!!! (CALVIN KLEIN WOHOOO!!!) CHACE CRAWFORD!!!!!! PAUL WEASLEY!!!! JACKSON RATHBONE!!!! XAVIER SAMUEL!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!! LEO DICAPRIO!!! CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!! BRAD PIT!!!! (BEARDLESS BRAD PLZ) JARED LETO!!!!! BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!!!! ALEXANDER SKASGARD!!!!!!!!!!! PETER FACINELLI!!!!!!!!!! RYAN REYNOLDS!!!!!!! PETER LANZANI!!!!!!!!!!! (AN ARGENTINIAN GUY) TOM STURRIDGE!!!!!! CHRISTIANO RONALDO!!!!!!!!! ETC!!!!!!!

guys as u see im FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!! ok some more things!!! I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR WFE MOVIE!! THE TRAILER WAS FUCKING HOT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sobDFyi0DkA

I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR BEL AMI!! I MEAN I READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT AND ITS H O T!!! I MEAN I HATE THE CHARACTER OF GEORGES AT THE FINAL CAUSE HES ALREADY TREATING THE WOMEN WITHOUT RESPECT AND HE GIVES A FUCK!!! BUT HES HOT!!! OMG I SAW PICS OF ROB AS GEORGES DUROY AND THEY ARE...

http://belamifilm.com/2010/02/11/first-pics-from-bel-ami-set-robert-pattinson-is-georges-duroy/

http://twilightseriestheories.com/2010/03/29/more-bel-ami-set-pics/

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/04/montage-of-new-bel-ami-photos-with.html

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2010/03/loads-of-bel-ami-set-pics-with-robert.html

ONE MORE THING!!! GOSH I LOVED THE PICS OF BD FILMING IN BRAZIL!!! AND ROBSTEN MAKING OUT LIKE WILD AS EDWARD AND BELLA WHILE PLAYING CHESS AT THE BEACH IN ISLE ESME... HOT!!!! NO FUCKING WORDS!!! CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEERhiCCAuU

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If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV even though you know the actors can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever taken nighttime medicine during the day, copy this into your profile.

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your head off

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

31. I need to find Isle Esme.

40 ways to piss off Jacob Black

1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (It’s a werewolf pun XD)
6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it.
11. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and he’s not invited.
18. Tell him he’s not a REAL werewolf, he’s just a shapes shifting loser. (Breaking Dawn reference)
19. Ask him about puberty.
20. Force him to watch Shark boy and Lava girl
21. Ask him if he thinks Taylor Lautner looks hot in a tight leather suit (Shark boy and Lava girl Reference)
22. Tell him he’s Remus Lupin and Sirius Black’s crack child.
23. When he doesn’t believe you, ask him why his last name is BLACK, and he’s a WEREWOLF.
24. Post the reactions online when he puts the pieces together.
25. Every time he does something nice say, 'Good boy!'
26. Show him the honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn.
27. Post his reaction on YouTube.
28. Tell him to sit and wave a dog biscuit in his face.
29. Buy him a dog bed for his birthday
30. Ask him if he’ll be your ‘guard dog’. (Breaking Dawn Reference)
31. Show him Edward/Bella fan art, particularly ‘PG-13 – NC17’ Rated things
32. Start an ‘Edward dazzles me’ fan club and elect him as president.
33. Force him to attend the meetings, every week.
34. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the toilet
35. Refuse to believe him when he says no.
36. Ask him if Edward dazzles him.
37. When he says no, use his (ANNOYING) catch phrase. "Sure, Sure." Just to piss him off.
38. Ask him if he knows the only thing worse than imprinting on a two year old. When he asks, tell him ‘imprinting on a two day old girl, that just so happens to be your arch enemy’s vampire/human child’. (Breaking dawn SPOILER.)
39. While he’s sleeping put ketchup packets all around his bed, making it impossible to get out of bed.
40. Laugh at him when he tries anyway.

HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it.

SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you?

Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point.

Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't follow me... I'm lost too.

Poke me. I dare you. smiles freekishly

Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.

It's all fun and games until someone get hurt... then it's hilarious.

DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, fuck the fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

you have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
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Do you feel sad whenever he is away?"

" Yes"

" When he stares at you what do you see?"

"Adoration."

" Do you always want to be with him."

" Yes"

" Do you feel a part of you is missing when he isnt there?"

" Yes"

" Is he your top priority."

" yes."

" Would you take away your life for him?"

" Yes. I couldnt live without him."

" You love him."

1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls

2. Edward, Emmett, Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends

3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.

4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now everytime I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.

5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)

6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.

7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!

8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Fastest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Smartest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. ;)

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you start out painting your bedroom with your best friend and end up COVERD in pink paint and a ruined bedroom door, rolling on the floor laughing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT

AND NEITHER DO YOU!

(HAHA suck it!!! lmao)

. ██▓▒░ ░▒▓████▓▒░ ░▒▓█████▓▒ _ _EDWARD _ _CULLEN _ ██▓▒░ ░▒▓████▓▒░ ░▒▓█████▓▒

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Lyrics to my favourite song on Earth: Decode by Paramore ( i just think it tells just perfectly well the TWILIGHT story!!)

How can I decide what’s right

when you’re clouding up my mind

I can’t win your losing fight all the time

How can I ever own what’s mine

when you’re always taking sides

But you won’t take away my pride,

no not this time Not this time…

How did we get here

When I used to know you so well

But how did we get here I think I know

The truth is hiding in your eyes

and its hanging on your tongue

Just boiling in my blood but you think that I cant see

What kind of man that you are,

if you’re a man at all

Well I will figure this one out on my own

I’m screaming I love you so

My thoughts you can’t decode

How did we get here

when I used to know you so well

But how did we get here

I think I know

Do you see what we’ve done

We’re gonna make such fools of ourselves

Do you see what we’ve done

We’re gonna make such fools of ourselves

How did we get here

when I used to know you so well

But how did we get here

I think I know

There is something I see in you

It might kill me I want it to be true

R-O-B-E-R-T- -- Put
O--O -- This
B--B -- On
E--E-- Your
R--R -- Page
T--T -- If
R--R --You
O-- O-- LOVE
B --B --Robert
E-- -- E -- Pattinson!

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E - Elegant
D - Dazzling
W - Well Behaved (most of the time)
A - Angel
R - Reads Minds
D - Desirable

C - Crooked Smile
U - Ultra Cute
L - Loves Bella More Than Anything
L - Lives For Bella
E - Extremely Beautiful
N - Never Backs Down

Robert Pattinson
R-Really Cute
O-Obviously Real
B-Better Than Taylor Laurent
E-Extremely Great Actor
R-Romantic
T-Totally Great

P-Perfect
A-A Gentlemen
T-Twilight
T-True Lover
I-In Love With Him
N-Never Forgotten
S-So Fucking Sexy
O-Outgoing
N-No One Like Him

ROBERT PATTINSON IS HOT

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W Love
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Edward Cullen Quotes (all to Bella unless noted)

Twilight

You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human?

Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?

It's too easy to be myself with you.

Never forget I am more dangerous to you than I am to anyone else.

You are the most important thing to me now.The most important thing to me ever.

But you see,just because we've been . . .dealt a certain hand. . .it doesn't mean that we can't choose to rise above-to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.

Twilight,again . . . Another ending.No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

New Moon

I've never had much patience with Romeo. . . Mistake after mistake.Could he have destroyed his own happieness any more thoroughly?

You're impossible.How can I put this so that you'll believe me?You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you.I have always loved you, and I will always love you.I was thinkingof you, seeing you're face in my mind,every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you,it was the blackest kind of blasphemy.

Before you,Bella,my life was like a moonless night.Very dark,but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meator.Suddenly everything was on fire;there was brilliancy,there was beauty.

Eclipse

I'm discovering that I can sympathize with Heathcliff in ways I dsidn't think possible before.

You.That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll be just a bit more durable.

I lived through an entire twenty-four hours thinking that you were dead,Bella.That changed the way I look at a lot of things.

(To Jacob,not Bella)You know,Jacob,if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the the reason for my existence,I might actually like you.

I just beheaded and dismembered a setient creature not twenty yards from you.That doesn't bother you?

Breaking Dawn

I suppose you don't realize how utterly,heartbreakingly beautiful you are tonight.

(To Jacob,not Bella)Even you,Jacob Black,cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.

(This one,too)You know her,Jacob. You connect to her on a level that I don't even understandstand. You are a part of her, and she is part of you.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella,
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward,
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws,
For Charlie's case of course
And I promise to remember Jacob,
When my heart is filled with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle,
When ever I'm in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett,
Each time I hear a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie,
When ever I see something with pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice,
When I go to the mall and a cute outfit finds me
I promise to remember Renesmee,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme,
When someone says they care
I promise to remember Jasper,
When my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi,
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Where ever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because that's what Twilighters know

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Twilight Jokes

- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them

- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...

- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.

-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

50 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN ACCORDING TO EMMY AND JAZZY, CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING MORE SEXIER THAN ANGRYWARD ;)

1.Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
2.Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
3.Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
4.Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD
5.Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
6.Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
7.Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
8.Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!
And repeat. Over and over and over. ( Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygkvjUw5ZEk)
9.Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.
10.Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.
11.Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.
12.For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.
13.Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.
14.Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
15.Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
16.Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse. (D: THE HORROR, Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygkvjUw5ZEk) Make sure he can’t turn it off or get it replaced.
17. Replace his ringtone with ‘Outta my head’ by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it.
18.Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.
19.Refuse to replace them.
20.Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
21.Get offended when he refuses.
22.Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
23.Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (HP REFERENCE)
24.Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).
25.Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
26.Key his car. ‘Jacob and Edward = LURVE’
27.Get him on that show ‘intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.
28.Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.
29.Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
30.Call him a liar when he says no.
31.Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
32.Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
33.Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
34.Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
35.Make him watch the twilight movie.
36.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
37.Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
38.Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it.
39.Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.
40.Ask him if he’s a virgin.
41.When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.
42.Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.
43.When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.
44.Tape porn to his walls.
45.Make sure Bella sees it.
46.Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.
47.Refuse to take them down.
48.Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.
49.Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god.
50.Start singing ‘Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.

100 WAYS TO ANNOY JACOB BLACK, CAUSE WE ALL HATE THE MUTT

1.throw a stick and yell to him too fetch it.
2.when he dousnt get it say "what kind of a dog are you ?"
3. buy him a kitten for his birthday and name it edward.
4. tell him that he needs a haircut then take him to the pet groomers
5.buy him a "bite me" tee-shirt
6.buy him a shock coller and press the button evry time he swears . . .
7.give him a muzzle.
8.go cliff diving without im.
9 wait for him too come save you when you start too drown.
10. when he askes why you didnt just save yourself , say you didnt know how too do the doggie paddle and ask if he can teach you.
11.when you get out of the lake insist that you need cpr.
12.when he leans down too give you cpr hold your nose and make a crack about him smelling like a wet dog.
13.kiss him.
14. then push him off.
15.then ask if your safe and he dousnt have any rabies that you need too worry about.
16.follow him around singing "who let the dogs out who whowhowho"
17.buy him dog treats and a chew toy for his birthday.
18. when he gets mad befin too cry and say that edward would have been more gratefull.
19.ak him why he dousnt glitter in the sun.
20. then wait for him too go too bed and dump glitter glue all over him.
21.when he wakes up the next morning open the window shade to let the sunlight in and clapp your hands saying he sparkles too!
22. ask him if he has fleas.
23.tell him that you know the *real* reason the la push guys are so close.
24. wink when you do number 23.
25.tell him too go fetch a space heater.
26. ask him too get you a coke from the fridge and if he dose pat his head and say " good boy"
27. if he dousnt hit him on the nose witha rolled up newspaper.
28. whenever he tries to speak howla t the top of your lungs.
29.walk behind him for a really long time constantly touching his butt.
30.when he asks what your doing tell him your looking for his tail.
31. compare the number of edward fans too jacob fans.
32. make insinications about the pack having hot homo doggie fun.
33. go into his bathroom and replace his shampoo with flea shampoo.
34.whenever he sais where wolf scream shapeshifer in his ear at the top of your lungs.
35.tellhim that hes the love child of remus lupin and sirious black because hes a were wolf and his last name is black.
36.when you cant find him sing" oh were oh were has my little dog gone"
37.dress up like a vampire for halloween and go trick or treating in la push.
38.tell him that real men sparkle in the sun.
39. bring him over to your house for dinner and serve him purina dog food.
40. serve that dog food in a plastic dog dish.
41.when he gets mad at you make a sad face by pushing out your lower lip and bulging your lip.
42.when he askes what your doing tell him your trying to do the puppy eyes.
43. ask him too kiss you.
44. then push him off and punch him in the face.
45. then scream and yell about breaking your hand.
46. put up missing dog posters with his name on them.
47. paint his motorcycle hot pink.
48.sneeze and tell him thast you must be allergic too dogs.
49. sing" i kissed a girl " but change the words too i kissed a wolf.
50.tell him that edward bitt edward and now shes a hungry new born thirsing for his blood.
51.after telling him that lock him and edward up in a room together.
52. video the results of 51.
53.post that video on you tube.
54. askif edward dazzles him.
55. when he comes over too your house close your toilet seats saying that you need too be carfull so that he dousnt drink from it.
56.when walking down the street with him be sure to avoid fire htdrens.
57.whenever he looks at you begin too sing mr. bright side.
58.lick your fingers and touch his chest making a sizzling sound.
59.ask him about air bud hiss bff.
60. go into his garage and steal all of his tools.
61.brush his hair and then complain about his horrible sheding.
62.every time he sais something reply with " sure, sure"
63. buy him a team edward shirt.
64.force him too were it.
65.when he weres it go up to him screaming like a fan girl "ome! me too!" while pointing at his shirt.
66.take breaking adaawn and force him to read edward and bellas honymoon scene.
67.when he gets all mad lean into his ear and whisper " we could do that "
68. then pull away and say "oh, i forgott your with seth right"
69.ask him if he knows the really cute puppy off of the charmin comercials.
70. tap him on the sholder constantly with out stoping.
71. when he turns around say " edward won!"
72.when he gets all depressed ask him whats the matter a thousand times.
73. then say " thats right you just * keep keep bleeding in love*"
74. when he phases steal his pants.
75. tell him that his half-naked bothers you.
76. tell him that you would rather see edward hald naked.
77. tell him that your a virgo and proud of it.
78. touch his fore head and freak out about how hot he is.
79. tell him that he should go see a doctor for that fever.
80. them take him to see dr. caralisle cullen.
81. then the entire time keep leaning over and whispering "isnt he hot?"
82. wait until he gose to sleep and losd his doorway with cement.
83. ask if hes going to bella and edwards wedding.
84.when he says no ask " why dont you have anything nice to were?"
85. when he glares at you pull out a sparkly pink collar and say" because i thought you would need something nice too were."
86.when he has too go too the bathroom bring him outside and point to the ground.
87. when he asks too go back inside shake your head and say " no one likes a doggie who isnt house trained."
88. ask him to do kareoke and hren sing the bella cullen projects " sexy vampire"
89. stop singing the moment you here edwards name and start talking about how amazing edward is.
90. call him your widdle jacky poo.
91.count the number of things you can do before he wrips you too shreds.
92. if he threatens you tell him that bella dousnt like it when he gets violent.
93. when he glares at you smile and say "niether would your lover seth"
94. when he growls say we dont want another sam-and-emily incodent do we?
95. when e begins too shake scream " omg! hes having a ciesure!"
96. when he growls again tell him that his growl really isnt that scary.
97. when he phases find a teniss ball and throw it yelling at him too fetch.
98.when he tries to kill you run over the boundry line and lauph at him.
99. reed #100.
*drumroll*
100. ask him what its like too date the loch ness monster.

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Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
fifty shades of Cluster-FK by Evynraeward reviews
Grey has two interviews. One for the PSU paper, and the other for his new submissive. Simple. Only it's not. Andrea goes home with the flu (it's going around) and Olivia makes the appointments and well...the title says it all./ Due to overwhelmingly amazing, unbelievably awesome feedback this is now a full length story, wth a special appearance by a character from FSOT-moon.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 294,359 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Christmas Surprise by Twilightlovergirl reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Forks and Renee decides to surprise Bella. What happens when she see Renesmee? Will Edward and Bella have to tell Renee and Charlie about you know what! THIS IS THE ORIGINAL! Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,155 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Shades: Slow and Steady by Mrs. Fraser reviews
For once in his life Christian Grey is willing to take his time on an acquisition, one Anastasia Steele. Instead of bull dozing her and manipulating her he does his best to resist her, knowing she's too good for him. Neither of them can stay away from the other though, forcing him to choose to change or to never even get the chance to be with her. (No cheating!) COMPLETE
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 882,698 - Reviews: 7667 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 2,164 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Management of Christian Grey by Missreadingfool reviews
The story how a new office manager and PA turns the life of CEO Christian Grey upside down and makes his life most bearable. She is everything he ever wanted in a sub, but this woman is no SUB! Can Christian win her heart while fighting his demons? Will he break his own rules of dating his employees? Rated: Mature for mature audiences.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,637 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Breaking Dawn Edward's POV by Lyllyanna reviews
What Edward is thinking, ALL, throughout Breaking Dawn. WARNING:SOME CHAPTERS ARE RATED MA!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,972 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Wild Ones by JustSunny reviews
After 6 months in Europe Anastasia Steele returns back to her hometown Bellevue. Knowing Christian Grey all her life but thinking he is gay, she has given up hope that he will ever be more than a friend and her secret crush. But what happens when she finds out he is not gay, but is keeping a secret she never expected to uncover. AU/OOC/HEA/NO CHEATING
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 147,591 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Anastasia S., Christian G., Elliot G., Mia G. - Complete
Fifty Shades What If by Naiadverso reviews
What if Kate conducted the interview, and Ana and Christian didn't meet until later? A lonely Ana Steele makes a new friend in Mia Grey while Kate is in Barbados. Mia decides that it's time for her friend to meet her family, and romance ensues when Christian and Ana fall head-over-heels for one another. This is a reworking of the story, a "what-if" re-write of their love.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,640 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Mia G., Kate K.
Steele & Grey: A Different Way by Grey girl 1989 reviews
What happens when Anastasia Steele comes into Christian Greys life as his new assistant? Can he keep it professional? Or will the overwhelming urge to make her his and his alone become too much? No Cheating. Happy Ever After. Multi POV
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,058 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Complete
All Boys Camp by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward's life gets crazy, when he goes to an all boys' music camp. He was sure he was straight, until he met Richard Swan. The odd little boy brings out a protective streak in him and something else. Re-written with no EDEN or Vampires. NOT SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up All Night by BonitaChic reviews
In canon exploration of the nights between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn as Edward & Bella push the boundaries of their physical relationship. How did Edward end up shirtless in bed in the beginning of Breaking Dawn? Did they reach a compromise along the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,236 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,839 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Lights, Camera, Ana by candiefloss reviews
When Hollywood 'it' girl Anastasia Steele starts filming in Seattle the whole city takes notice.Will Seattle's billionaire bachelor? Will sparks fly or tempers flare? How will Christian cope with more paparazzi than he's ever seen and love scenes on big screens. Will it be too much for the notoriously private billionaire, or will Seattle be the home of Americas newest power couple.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 206,522 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Ticklish by JanetL reviews
Bella discovers something new and fun about Edward. Rated M for lemons. BH, EV. Set after their honeymoon-Nessie free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21691 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 5,815 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Miracles by BeautyandtheBeast101575 reviews
Bella and Edward drop their boundaries.Bella gets pregnant, but not only with one baby...but four.What twists and turns do the Cullens and the parents-to-be have to go through before their little miracles are born.Vampires and Canon pairings.OOC Bella,OCs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Choices by twilover76 reviews
Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 186,553 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Best Part Of Me Was You by justagirl1238 reviews
Childhood friends...Teenage Lovers...One huge mistake. Can these soul mates find their way back to each other or will they need to accept that some betrayals cannot be overcome?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,897 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,527 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6112 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 5,797 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Harvest Moon by content1 reviews
What happens to the Cullen family after the Volturi left. Edward and Bella begin life together and face heartbreak and joy after their lives are irrevocably changed by both joy and loss. 2010 Summer Shimmer Awards - Pawn Award Winner. Twilight OC winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 353,248 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Birthmark by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
Before Twilight. Bella has been raped, and left pregnant. When the baby is about to be born, the handsome doctor Edward Cullen delivers her baby. The pregnancy was what she had expected but what she didn't expect was for her doctor to end up turning her. Will Bella be able to raise her child, while living a vampire life? Will she fall in love with Edward? How would things be diff?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Ice Cream Fantasy by LouLouCullen reviews
**Warning** Extremely descriptive and tangy lemony goodness, coupled with a sweet fantasy, topped off with a very sticky situation. I suggest that if you do not like your Fan Fictions; tangy, sweet, sticky ...to turn back now! Very OOC One Shot. Rated M for sexually explicit content and language. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Rendezvous: LAMTAF Smuttakes by DreamQuill reviews
Smutty outtakes from my original story, "Like a Moth to a Flame." All chapters are pure smut and fluff. These are things that B&E do that I can't fit into the main chapters. There are also AU Babydoll & Donward o/s. Enjoy! Rated NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,639 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4532 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 4,737 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12261 - Favs: 7,551 - Follows: 6,184 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mile In My Shoes by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what if one night Edward and Bella had got into a fight over Edward making love to her, and suddenly they find themselves in the others body. Edward in Bella and Bella in Edward. will they find a way back to normal or have to stay like this forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bella, Edward
Myself, Edward and Volterra by AlexandriaRomani reviews
Bella is a performer when she meets the Cullens. Years later the Cullens pay a visit to bella's home, truth's are discovred. Who is bella really? What had she kept hidden from them before. A force draws ExB together but will it keep them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,474 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'd Snow You Anywhere by Artemis Leaena reviews
O/S - FAGE 5 gift for Shahula: For four years, Edward has watched and fallen in love from afar with the beautiful brunette that shares his flights home, but he's never had the courage to approach her. When Destiny steps in and offers him a helping hand, will he take it? Will he know what to do? AH, OOC, M for language. **Will be expanded under new title...eventually**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alternative Eclipse by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
A/U, OCs, OOC at times. Rated "M" for language, adult-like themes , cases of near rape and some minor character deaths. Full Summary is in Chapter One. Mix of Eclipse and BD...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 256,310 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella
Entwined by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Edward left 6 months ago, trying to escape the the brown-eyed girl with tantalizing blood. What he doesn't know is that the Fates have another plan for him and the one whose life is twisted with his. AU Vamp, Rated M. Set 6 mo. after E&B's first meeting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,035 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
My Best Friend Became A Hot Mess by BellaLuna2369 reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends.Edwards the nerd and Bella is the popular girl.They both have feelings for each other but won't say anything,to afraid of the outcome of it.Edward disappears without a good-bye.When he comes back they're both different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,178 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable Truce by Chase Corin reviews
COME ON READ IT I'LL HOOK YOU! Bella and Edward are engaged at the end of Eclipse, this is my version of what could have happened. Re-write of Breaking Dawn, more action, more suspense and compleetly different story. Who are the good guys who are the bad?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 245 - Words: 338,476 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,130 - Reviews: 6504 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drumsticks and Penalty Kicks by les16 reviews
He still watches her. She still plays the drums. They just do it together. Drummer Girl and Creeper learn to love, trust, and grow together. Sequel/Continuation to "Watching Her". AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,861 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tongue Tied by Ellen92 reviews
Don't let anyone in. Be invisible. Avoid everyone. That's my motto and I've been able to live by that, until now, until she came along. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 78,319 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undisclosed Desires by Ennasus96 reviews
ROBSTEN. The love story about Robsten. PDF link on my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4742 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slow Torture for Edward by BrittanyChayanne reviews
Edward goes on a 3 day hunting trip with the guys, and so to pass the time, Bella decides to plot a bunch of things that will torture him. My first FanFic, be nice. Review to say if i should keep writing it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11890 - Favs: 5,976 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Changed by IceAllyn reviews
This is a role reversal. Bella is now the vampire and Edward the human. The start is pretty much the same as the start of Twilight with a few changes. But the rest of it is different. I suck at summaries. Read to find out more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,332 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
It Started With a Hot Day in Jacksonville Twilight by Danielle Wright reviews
Edward: do you really want to do this? Bella: yes, I'm hot and i need you... surprise!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
An Unexpected Interuption by poisonouspoisson reviews
Christian and Ana spend some "quality time" in their bedroom, but soon are unexpectedly interrupted. Lemon.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Watching Her by les16 reviews
She's his Drummer Girl. She plays. She dances. She's got secrets. He watches her. If he comes out of the woods will she let him in or close the doors forever? Daily Updates. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,595 - Reviews: 4594 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beside You by satelliteheart16 reviews
This is my take on Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship, starting at the Twilight auditions. I will make it as real as possible, using actual events and things from their life that they have let people know about. RPOV and KPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,432 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011
Poor Charlie by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
One night Bella is bored so Edward, and Bella play a game of truth or dare. but poor charlie is trying to sleep, but Bella just won't let him. Way better then it sounds, promise. EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8312 - Favs: 5,686 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mi Amigo by Cosmic Monster reviews
When Your best friend finally comes home after four long years, you kinda expect their undivided attention. So what can you possibly do when he introduces his blonde, busty, bitchy, girlfriend from hell? You terminate her.*Lemons,alcohol and rock n' roll*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,148 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
Embracing Day by ilnd1anime4luvr reviews
Takes place after Breaking Dawn.Bella is pregnant again...surprise! Renesmee is older and more aware of her relationship with Jacob. Story tells about the Cullen's life after the fourth book. Please Review! Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's All On You by BellaClary reviews
Tyler is still damaged from his brothers death & can't get through the darkness he's consumed by. Aiden invites prostitutes over in an attempt to make him feel better. Tyler is instantly intrigued with Mallory. Rated M for a reason. NoTylerMalloryDeath
Crossover - Remember Me & Welcome to the Rileys - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,355 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Complete
Charlie's Daughter by penmom reviews
Carlisle turns Charlie. Bella moves into the Cullen house. Mostly cannon characterization. Bella/Edward; Charlie/Tanya.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,774 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vegas Baby! by jslack reviews
Bella travels to Vegas with her two best friends to try to forget her past relationship. Lives will forever be changed after the girls meet Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. How will they deal when they discover one pair got married and despise one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,385 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twist In The Tail by zoe12986 reviews
This story is just like Twilight. But with a twist - Bella turns into a mermaid whenever she touches water. And she has magical powers.What happens when a Mermaid and a Vampire fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens and Jacob Go Back to School by KookieDough100 reviews
The Cullen vampires and Jacob go back to school... But this school will be the hardest to handle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
No More Boundaries by saphira341 reviews
Edward decides he can't resist Bella anymore, so he throws out all of his boundaries. Please Read and Review. It's my first story, but it will get better I promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 65,565 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Inevitable Love by RobPattinsonLover13 reviews
Bella moves to L.A California, having to leave all of her friens and cheerleading team in Phoenix, She expects to just get through her 1 1/2 years left of high school, but life is unexpected. AH, OOC, Cannon Couples, M raiting for Lime and future Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,813 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,527 - Follows: 5,195 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dartmouth by chattgirl4 reviews
Starts on pg 101 of BD - but Bella doesn't get pregnant on Isle Esme. Yes, it's been done a lot, but this isn't like the others. This is an insert between the honeymoon and Bella getting pregnant. And with none of that 'fade to back' stuff! no offense SM!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
Merry Christmas! by twilight37 reviews
Have a very merry Christmas with Bella, as well as the Cullens, as they have fun in the snow, go caroling, and many more crazy adventures!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkIt reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,581 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Renensensensne by Giant V-China reviews
Renensensensne get FREAKKKI with her sexxxi boyfriend while getting naked on the tub
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Citrus Dreams by ashgolden reviews
Bella has a fun time reading while waiting on Edward to come back from his hunt. Started out as a one-shot, now expanded. LEMONY. Vamps. OOC. All canon. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Baby Steps by Lipsmacked reviews
Edward takes some advice from Emmett with sexy results. Between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn **Chapter 9 Added 01/25**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,984 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Redefined by joyousnerd reviews
Best friends, a freak snowstorm, and a blackout. Throw in some board games and nice sheets, and who knows what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,367 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3437 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eclipse EPOV Edward's Eclipse by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
Eclipse EPOV. Twilight Saga Eclipse from Edward's Point of View. Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,579 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Good, The Beard and The Stubborn by rinabina reviews
A mini-take for Foul Territory. Edward comes home from a road trip with a new "development." Bella reacts, lines are drawn, sides taken and the bet is on. Who will break first? Will be complete by the end of the week. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Skyping With Strangers OS by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness of course. Oh and duh...there'll be sex. Drunken fun. Lemons. The ONE-SHOT version. Now a full length story...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by topazshine
Human and vampire. Boy and girl. Lovers. We loved and would do for the rest of eternity. Bella says yes in the medow at the end of eclipse. M for lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Motorcycle Hunting by Erica.K.Bailey reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. Bella starts second semester at Dartmouth a short time after the Volturi confrontation. Edward worries he is no longer irrestible. In an effort to regain their connection, they go motorcycle hunting. EPOV, Canon, tasteful lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
DULCE ET DECORUM EST by Minisinoo reviews
Sequel to FINDING HIMSELF. In a time of war, how does a crippled man feel when he's the one left behind? There are battles fought with fire and magic, and battles fought in the hearts of men. Cedric!Lives AU, C/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,527 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Library Noises by QuantumFizzx reviews
Cedric goes camping with Hermione. Tiny tent. Cold night. This MIGHT be why Hermione just happened to have the Forest of Dean pop into her head in DH. Stand alone o/s - Rated M Book of Misremembrances outtake-but NOT necessary to read to understand
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Book of Misremembrances by QuantumFizzx reviews
A painful present leads Hermione to seek refuge as a Hogwarts professor...only to learn the past is more uncertain than her future. Cedric/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,748 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by pastelroses reviews
after NM, Edward won't be intimate with Bella and Bella is not pleased. So in order to make Edward jealous so he will become closer with Bella, Alice creates a plan that involves Jacob, Mike and lingerie. Will this plan work? All vamps. Lots of Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,340 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sounds Right to Me by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Set during New Moon. Alternate version of the Volterra scene. Bella is racing to save Edward. Will she make it in time? EXB One-Shot Cute Fluff Lemon No Volturi No Jacob R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarred for the rest of eternity by sacha-lee reviews
Funny little one-shot, between Charlie and Edward as they stumble upon each other one night between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
We'll get there in the end by sacha-lee reviews
When Edward and his family move to Forks, he takes a particular intrest in a certain girl, but does it make a difference that Bellas a single parent at the age of 17? What happens when he finds out hes been lied to by his parents? ExB canon pairings AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,885 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elope with me by sacha-lee reviews
What if I told you to take me to Vegas now? Would I be a vampire in three days?" What if Bella HAD said yes? What if they'd eloped to Vegas without anyone knowing... ExB CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
To be human, like you by sacha-lee reviews
I'd do anything to be human again." What if Edward somehow managed to turn human again? What if he and Bella could lead a normal human life? Join Edward as he takes the road to humanity, experiencing everything he couldnt do before. ExB POST NEW MOON.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,295 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
That's what you get for waking up in vegas by sacha-lee reviews
Edward Masen & Bella Swan both famous actors wake up in vegas, married after what was meant to be a relaxing break. What will happen when the magazines get hold of the news? What happens when things start to go wrong for Bella and Edward? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,049 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Thirsty? by bevcannon672 reviews
Short little one shot. What might have happened when Bella hurt her hand in the woods with Edward during Eclipse if the books were a little more adult oriented. Rated T, only slightly lemony.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Fling by misticbutterfly reviews
Who knew two weeks in paradise could change their lives. See how Bella and Edward live out their summer fling. AU, ALL HUMAN, OOC And some Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,932 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
That Teenage Feeling by cakefaced reviews
Set one year after Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella set out to make an old fantasy come true. Language & lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fate Comes Early by Stelbeltm13 reviews
Bella never stops Edward in the meadow at the end of eclipse ,they have sex and...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,332 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Bella Said Yes by x-Amz-x reviews
What if Bella had said yes to Edward's proposal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Morning by Carson Dyle reviews
What might life be like for the Cullens after the events of Breaking Dawn? So many possibilities. This is one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 255,745 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Obsessed by Applefromatree reviews
When Reneé sent Bella to live with her dad in Twilight, it wasn't because she had remarried. It was because she couldn't handle her teenage daughter's obsession with becoming pregnant anymore. How will this obsession influence E and B's relationship?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
chicago 2008 by edwardsgirl1998 reviews
Bella and charlie go to chicago. Meeting Edwards parents. That are suppose to be dead. And what happenes when Edward comes to visit, Bella? Over 2,000 hits! and now completed. sequel will be up by friday. Orignal pairings!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Edward
High School Never Ends, A Remake by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Remake of Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for suggestive themes, language and 1 dark character. All AH, OOC; added in are some OCs of my own. Don't like, don't have to read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,902 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Solitary Intentions by Shaps reviews
What's a girl to do when three beautiful men happen to break into your house, intent on robbing you blind? Beg for mercy... run for it... try to fight... seduce them...? AH, AU. Rotating POV's - very well written.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011
Feathers by SydneyAlice reviews
She is covered in them. They cling to the curves of her body and settle in the sweetest of places.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Hoping by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What if Bella had a sister named Hope when she first went to Forks High School? Would this story change, and for the better? EXB SXH RXE AXJ rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Baby Bella by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What will happen when Edward finds a little baby that has some how survived a accident. What does this little baby have in store for the Cullens. Later on EXB. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 54,329 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The power of one kiss by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
what if in twilight when that van crashed Edward couldn't help it, and got trapped in a passionate kiss with Bella, and ended up accidentally losing some control and biting her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8386 - Favs: 6,701 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time: Of Diaries and Destiny by TKegl reviews
An alternate ending to Beyond Time, written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Dirty by love of escapism reviews
My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,135 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Change by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
Edward wishes he could be human for Bella, so he wouldn't have to risk hurting her anymore. He wishes he could be human so he could live a long and happy life with her. But what happens when that wish comes true? Rated T for occasional limes. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,812 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
You're The Reason I Come Home by Scarlet Izabella reviews
This story contains mature themes and is not for minors, and takes place after Eclipse in place of Breaking Dawn. Leading up to their wedding see how Edward & Bella's bodies merge as their souls already have, see how their love blossoms and blooms.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 131,041 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality of Our Lives by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 2 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. The HSNE gang are back, and they're facing the real world as adults. Rated "M" for language and suggestive - NOT graphic - adult themes. Status: COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,614 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Someone Like You! by IHATEtHEWolFs reviews
Bella moves to Forks to live with charlie . . . My version of Edward and Bella in high school. all human. a/h bad at summaries. e&b, a&j, e&r
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,629 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Bella, Edward
Jessica's sleepover by Cosmic Monster reviews
Bella gets invited to Jessicas sleepover along with Alice,Rosalie and other friends. What will happen when a new kid likes Bella? Lauren trys to steal Edward? and the boys try to invade the party? My first fanfic! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella - Complete
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
An Empty House by x-x Lapsus-Calami x-x reviews
My first fanfic. Edward has the Cullen house all to himself, and invites Bella to a very special 'sleepover'... Please review, any feedback is appreciated! xoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waking Up by RiaMaria reviews
Set in the summer after Twilight, 2 weeks before the beginning of senior year, Bella wakes up one Saturday morning to find a sleeping, HUMAN Edward beside her. BxE AU. Romance/Humour/Drama - ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,954 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12349 - Favs: 9,281 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10173 - Favs: 6,163 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Month Later by bevcannon672 reviews
One month after Bella's change. Lemony goodness! Bella has an epiphany concerning her newborn strength in regard to her sex life. What would you do if you were strong enough to make Edward do whatever you wanted? OOC A/U After Eclipse No Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Falling in Love for the Last Time outtake by LucyCullenBB reviews
Lo extrañaba demasiado,queria sentir su aroma mezclandose con el mio,no podia lidiar con la soledad entre mis sabanas¡diablos!estaba adoptando unos habitos muy dependientes...pero nada importaba ya...- Robsten en Montreal,Argentina y NOLA - Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,834 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Ivy League Romance Part III by ReddTwilight reviews
Edward grabbed my hand and led me outside to the backyard. We stopped under the weeping willow, his hand now on my cheek as he stared into my eyes. "I need to ask you an important question, Isabella."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,243 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward hot an heavy by JessAndo reviews
This is a story of Bella and Edward first exploring their sexuality. I tried to keep it cute and romantic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What Happens In Jacksonville by Andi 31 reviews
Edward and Bella are in Florida to see Bella's mother. she is not home. Edward is a vampire and can not be in the sun . Bella and Edward have to share a room with each other all alone. What will they do. Characters are OOC . Contains sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life as a Cullen by IHATEtHEWolFs reviews
Edward and Bella are married and have two little boys, Zack and Carson. How will life turn out as Edward is in medical school, how will Bella deal with the pressure they are under from both Family's wanting them to move to Fork's. All human/ah.Bad Summary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dealing With Life by Lil'MissKeyz reviews
Sequel to Just Friends! Three years after they got married Bella and Edward are happy. Life still comes with challenges though but can they get through them? Contains strong language and Lemons! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 102,540 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Homonas by Sayuri Taisho reviews
Un ataque de hormonas y un Jasper muy cooperativo. Un momento hot entre Edward y Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Feliz cumpleaños mi amor Robsten Moments by Lullaby Wayllen reviews
Robert Pattinson pasa momentos muy especiales junto al amor de su vida, partiendo desde una tarde muy caliente en medio de las filmaciones de Eclipse... Especial para el Team ROBSTEN!
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Edward, Bella
With just one kiss by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What if after Jacob's kiss in Eclispe made Bella decide she didn't even want to be Jacob's friend anymore, but she also decided on more things. Boundaries are all broken now!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hero by AnnaJayBelle reviews
Renesmee asks if Edward wanted to kill her when Bella was pregnant. How does Edward respond?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Anniversary Getaway by luverofthings reviews
VampEdward and VampBella go to Island Esme for their anniversary. Post Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
charlie spies by edwardsgirl1998 reviews
so lets just say that charlie decided to spy on 'alices sleepover' but to find edward there, and what happens when edward sees him there?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Momma and Daddy Are What? by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Maybe OOC, and A/U. Takes place after Breaking Dawn. A mixed rating between "K " and "T". Canon pairings. Full Summary is in the beginning of the story. STATUS: Now on HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010
Feverish Night by 24vampiregirl reviews
Occurs sometime soon after Eclipse. Bella heads to the Cullen house one hot night. Includes Bella and Carlisle bonding, as well as Edward pushing some of his boundaries, and of course, Edward and Bella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invitations by PunkiiRose reviews
When Angela asks Bella to address her Graduation Announcements, what do you get when you mix an irritable Bella with a bored Edward? Hot, sweaty lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Can't Sleep by EllisBell725 reviews
WINNER-Judge's Choice-Killing Me Softly With His Song Contest. Insomniac Bella is having trouble sleeping. At his wits end, Edward tries singing different lullabies to help her sleep. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ironic Nature of Kissing by Infinitypoet reviews
First Place winner in the 2010 Scene Stealer Contest! Charlie's indifference, Bella's quickly retreating temper and Edward's lack of fury when Jacob forcibly kissed Bella were unacceptable. Journey with me as I attempt to correct this faux pas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/17/2010
Summer Lovin' by nathaliee reviews
Cute One Shot of when Bella and Edward return to Forks for their first summer together .Summary Sucks Read Inside for more .Reviews Pleaaseee ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Funny Little Feeling by youngandobsessed reviews
Newlywed Bella gets a 'funny little feeling' and wants to try something new with her vampire husband...possibly the worst summary ever. First fanfic so please be kind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pregnant? Really? by Emmett-u-fool reviews
What if Bella and Edward had sex at the end of Eclipse? What if she got pregnant then? Previously owned by SCullen13, go check her out shes the best :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Halloween 2010 Robsten Style by garnetcitrine reviews
Title is pretty self-explanatory. Kristen and Rob enjoy Halloween together. Too bad Kellan just won't let some things go... R/K. Funny Kellan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
I hate Edward Cullen by NecroTwilight reviews
Ok, denuncienme si se atreven, FIC Robsten! Rob Pattz nos cuenta en su diario como fue la grabación en la habitación de Edward! One-shoot... por ahora.
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Even though I try by missteona reviews
Alternative Twilight. Edward rescues Bella. Being pulled to her like a magnet, he visits her at night while she's asleep. He doesn't avoid Bella and wants to be with her, but what will come out of it? M rated for sexual scenes in the future chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,938 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella gets adopted by Reg's pen reviews
Bella at the age of 3 gets in a car accident and searches for help. She knocks on the door of the only house she can find. Edward is the one to answer to the door. The Cullen's end up adopting Bella. This is the story of Bella growing up. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
vampire stories by Totalklutz reviews
Have you ever imgined what it would be like if Charlie was ever told about vampires? This is my first story so be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Charlie S.
A Naughty Game by AForeverLove reviews
Set after eclipse.Bella stays at the cullens house while charlie thinks shes at maths camp,but little does he know she will be coming back home with more knowledge than how to plus 1 and 2...Includes Truth or Dare Rated M for sexual content and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,234 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
In The Heat Of The Night by evieeden reviews
Bella and Edward encounter a problem when visting Renee in Florida.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Detention : Alternate Ending by maclaineee reviews
This is a re-do of 'Detention Isn't Always Bad'. I have decided to do this because i personally thought it was rubbish. Bella hates Edward. It's a shame she is also in love with him. What happens when they both end up in detention? AH, E/B R&R, M for lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking a new Dawn by vbfb1 reviews
This has been pulled to be reworked will re-post sometime on 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Waking Up In Vegas by cherieblossum reviews
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...married! Well, Bella Swan, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas! AU/AH. O/S Contest entry for: A Wedding To Remember
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
You have to be joking by Crepuscule Angel reviews
Bella is tempting Edward and hes being the gentleman he is , even for a vampire , decide they should play a game to stop them from doing something he doesn't want to regret so they play the joke game who can say the best jokes only bella gets sexual.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Place of Importance by The Irish Cullen reviews
After The Volturi left at the end of Breaking Dawn; Bella, Edward and Renesmee were free to be a normal family. This is my account of the day Bella and Edward bring their daughter to the place it all began. The Meadow. Written in 3rd person. please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gifts Of Surprises by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella Pregnant and it's Edward's birthday, they both are keeping something from each other...Bella nervous as Edward has something up his sleeve,A sweet fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good And More Good by rinabina reviews
Bella and Edward enjoy their nights while visiting Renee in Jacksonville, FL in Eclipse. Talk of marriage, mako sharks, and "more" ensues. A few missing moments from the book. Enjoy! Please r/r!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Not too cold by Dooba reviews
Edward and Bella come home from their meadow, soaked by rain. They are home alone. Post Eclipse, pre-BD. For those who agree with me that it was one big leap from just kissing to full wedding night ; Purple prose, soft fuzzy lemons. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,209 - Follows: 8,265 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yogurt, water bed and porn essay by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Winner of the Geeky Edward Contest 2010. Edward manages the spill yogurt on her, they end up paired to write an essay about reproduction and have some fun on her water bed. Bella comes to realize that nerd people are fun. BxE Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blueberries, Pineapples, Strawberries Oh My! by laughingTwiGirl reviews
A day of shopping at the Farmers Market for fresh fruit can only lead to one thing...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teasing by everlastingdaydreams reviews
Bella uses her ability to stretch her shield to tease Edward during a wedding. A touch of lemony tange. Years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Could I Resist? by bevcannon672 reviews
What if Bella hadn't told Edward "No" in the meadow toward the end of Eclipse? Rated M for lemony yumminess!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Those Blood Red Eyes by EmmyRose92 reviews
Post Eclipse. Edward finaly agrees to change Bella, and life is wedded bliss. However, waiting in the wings is someone who wishes to rip them apart for good. Will he succeed, and what will it cost them? Lemons and Language, ExB, COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All in a day by Cit-Cat Mccoy reviews
Bella goes to school as a vampire for the first time. With Excellerated Kindergarten, Jealous Girls, and tons of Emmett be prepared for the time of your life!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
If We Ever Meet Again by ChatdeChance reviews
The day that Edward left Bella in the forest, she knew she had changed. What she was not prepared for was how this fateful day would affect her life forever. As she goes through a tranformation, she battles between her humanity and the supernatural.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving In by FormallyKnownAsTeamBellaCullen reviews
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Edward agreed to Bella's negotiation in Eclipse? This is my version of that scene in the Eclipse movie. Written in Bella's POV and uses the dialogue from the movie. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game On Baby by Drizl reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
adventurous by stickystrawberrymochi reviews
Edward and Bella get busy with their... adventurous babymaking. Hardcore smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Going to Jacksonville by JanetL reviews
This is a continuation of a series of stories I wrote on Bella and Edward's AU year at Dartmouth. On the precipice of joining the vampire world, Bella and Edward take a road trip to see her mom a final time, stopping along the way. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amazing Kiss by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Takes place in Eclipse after Jacob kisses Bella against her will. This is how I think the scene with Edward, Bella, and Jacob should have played out! Bella shows Jacob who she belongs to and loves! EXB Fluff! one-shot! A steamy kiss between E&B! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Meadow Eclipse no BD by NJJS reviews
I thought I should let Edward and Bella have some fun in the meadow, During Eclipse when Edward say they don't have to marry and he'll gives in to her "demand" what if Bella hadn't resisted. Lemon. Mature!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Practice Makes Perfect by Rhian0000 reviews
Bella longs to be loved by Edward in every way before she is changed. Edward has agreed to try. On the verge of marriage and forever together, Bella wants to explore their physical love – will he let her? Set at the Beginning of Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,492 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasure in a Jar by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Bella Swan has two loves in her life, Edward Cullen, and Nutella. Armed with Bella's favorite snack, and his six-pack abs, Edward Cullen is about to do the impossible… he is about to get Bella Swan to share her Nutella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How To Find Out If A Guy Is Stalking You In 7 Days by AForeverLove reviews
You may think I'm being dramatic,psychopathic,Overreacting something along those lines but someone is stalking me"Bella conducts a test to see if someone is stalking her meanwhile new kid Edward Cullen and her are at each others throats,will things change
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
What Happens In Vegas by shasta53 reviews
When Alice and Jasper choose to have their bachelor and bachlorette parties on the same weekend in Las Vegas, chaos ensues and the crew finds out that What Happens In Vegas does not stay in Vegas. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 245,815 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Measure of Normal by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A drabble on the measure of time between Twilight and New Moon where Edward and Bella try to date like a 'normal' couple and engage in 'normal' teen behavior. Happy Reading!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Importance of Father Son Bonding by The Irish Cullen reviews
Did you find it odd that Charlie and Edward never had a good decent talk before Charlie gave Bella away at the wedding in Breaking Dawn, any Dad I know would've wanted to know more than just the guys name. Here's my take on that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Bella's Shower by cullen96 reviews
One day bella is in the shower while edward is out hunting. He comes home from hunting earlier than expected. What dose edward want? my first story please check it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
15 Step by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
"Maybe he should come with a warning sign: May cause spontaneous combustion when smiling. Yeah, I'd have to look into that." When Bella Swan moves to Forks, she finds everything she didn't realize she was looking for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,479 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and Bella Get Kicked Out of WalMart by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Emmett and Bella go to Wal-Mart and cause trouble. They get caught and Edward has to come home from a hunting trip to pick them up. See what happens when you take Emmett into Wal-Mart and he causes trouble! Hilarious! R&R! Em&B bonding time! Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Fantasy Chronicles: Eclipse by freevents reviews
A series of AU Two Shots of Edward and Bella's fantasies.Suggestions taken. SM owns all. First up, FemDom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Invisible by labellaleigh reviews
Former childhood friends, Bella and Edward are now lab partners after being separated for 7 years. Will they find their way back to the way it use to be or will the past hurt too much? BXE Rated M for language and possible lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,064 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love, Family,Colege and LEMMONS by TheOldies reviews
There is an accident in the family, Esme offers and Bella to move in with them before she goes to Dartmoth with Edward. What will happen in the life of Love Family college and Lemmonds ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Watching Our Life by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
A/U, OOC and Now Extended! The adventures of Bella and the rest of the gang going to see the Twilight movies. Chapters follow the sequence of the movies. Rating it "T" for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Biology Class to Remember by That Crazy Author Chick reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella watch a video in Biology together? Things get interesting when the lights are turned off and no one is watching. Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T for later content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Bun in the Oven by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Edward and Bella are trying to get pregnant. How do they keep it interesting? Simple…a little fun with food.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,408 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dream To Reality by PreciousAngel204 reviews
All Human. Edward turns sixteen and Emmett forces him to go to a strip club for his birthday. Bella is dared to be a stripper for the night…the same night as Edward's birthday. What will happen when the two meet? Rated M for language, content and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,742 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Benefits Of Being Friends by cass189 reviews
Things take a different course than that expected after Bella makes one late night booty call. EXB, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Glimpse of Edward Compromising by DreamingLillies reviews
All I had to do was nod my head, and I could have more pleasure than I could ever imagine, and I could have it all tonight…I let out of a uneven breath. 'Compromise' in Eclipse in EPOV. part of 'A Glimpse of Edward' series.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
A glimps of Edward by DreamingLillies reviews
A scene from Eclipse that I really wanted to write in Edwards POV. A special kiss in a glimps of Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meeting Mom by LauraHannah90 reviews
Charlie is out of town, so he calls in Renee to stop any 'funny business' between Bella and Edward. But Bella falls sick and Edward helps care for her. Renee analyses his love for her daughter, curious about their intense relationship. Will Renee approve?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,802 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Renée - Complete
Cambio de converse by Sally CH reviews
AU. Edward se va, Bella reacciona de una manera muy diferente.Sin Jacob para salvarla. ¿Que pasará cuando Edward regrese?¿Podrá salvarla esta vez, aunque sea de ella? -No soy la misma estúpida que besaba el piso por el que caminabas- dije. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,555 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
private rehearsal by UrStewyBomb reviews
kristen and robert get a lil carried away in the back of their limo and end up in rob's hotel room. WARNING coarse language and sex scenes :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Alternate Scene: Blood Typing with Edward by xEdwardAnthonyMasenx reviews
What if Edward and Bella's love was declared before the meadow scene? What if Bella had let it slip that she was falling for Edward before she even found out he was a vampire? Here's a fun little alternate scene. Bella's POV. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teen pregnancy twilight style by Sally CH reviews
Edward and Bella have sex, now Bella is pregnant, vampire or not, teen parents are always teen parents. Normal pregnancy, canon paring, AU. Eclipse rewrite. ON HIATUS, I'M SORRY I'LL CONTINUE IN DECEMBER : !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Real Someday by fantheflames reviews
During one very important day on set, Rob finds himself a little overwhelmed by what he finds inside Kristen's dressing room. ROBSTEN Lemon. Fluff/Romance. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/20/2010
Blood and Love by TWBB reviews
Bella tracks Edward into the woods for some fun time. The only thing is, he doesn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Neighbourly love by Tinkerbella.co reviews
Bella reveals how over the years her and her neighbours have become close. And how her life changed the senior yeasr of high school. All because of a bronze haired boy, who she just so happened to be able to see through her bedroom window. Xlove&lemonsX
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,945 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
the secrete meadow by angelic-freak reviews
a adventure comedy with acction devistation romance and a real bad boy edward and bad girl bella a story that will leave yo dreaming READ READ READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
High Noon by RiaMaria reviews
Set 5 Years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens leave Forks to start a new life. However one of them lapses, and puts the entire family at risk. NOT a Jake & Nessie story. All canon. This story gets quite dark in places, and is rated T for a reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,026 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by BAFan reviews
Bella & Edward leave for their honeymoon. This continues where my reworked chapter "Gesture" left off, and is split into two parts. There is less original text now, and more of my own writing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,048 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TwiBlood by jjSpence reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Gesture by BAFan reviews
Another tweaking, this time of Jacob's appearance at Bella & Edward's wedding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Never Ends, The Original Version by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 1 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. Rated "M" for language, and one lemon in the story. A story filled with Romance, Comedy and Drama. STATUS: Complete. EXTRA: Sequel is up, and Remake is up as well.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,307 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Needs by BAFan reviews
Maybe Bella wasn't entirely inconsolable after saying goodbye to Jacob? A reworking of another Eclipse chapter, but this one has significant changes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deal by january giselle reviews
Juggling the happiness of her best friends, an evil older sister, and the after-effects of a very revealing incident involving her mega-crush and neighbor Edward Cullen, how will Bella Swan deal? AU, AH with the usuals, BxE, AxJ, EmxR. But mostly Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forgotten Love by GabzR reviews
Before Bella moved to forks she travels back to 1917 and meets a human Edward. They get engaged and married and Bella ends up pregnant while 2 months pregnant Edward gets sick and dies and Bella returns to the year 2005. Edward does not remember her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,334 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Compromises by BAFan reviews
Ever wonder what might have happened if things had gone a little differently in Edward's bedroom during "Compromise"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella visit Florida by 24vampiregirl reviews
Renee's PoV of 'Edward and Bella's trip to Jackcsonville, Florida'. Takes place in Eclipse when Edward and Bella visit Jacksonville.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Renée, Bella
Bella Gets Her Truck Fixed by JanetL reviews
This is a continuation of "Bella and Edward make a Lemon Meringue Pie". We all know that Edward broke Bella's truck. This story is how she tries to get it fixed without him finding out. Rated M for it's lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Car Is Built For Shenanigans and Conversation by Blindsirens reviews
Post Eclipse AU. Newlyweds, a car, sex, Discworld references and Schrödinger's cat. Pure fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Sunrise by Edwardis2bella reviews
Bella has a surprise for Edward! Post Breaking Dawn. Rated M for lemons and suggestive themes. Pure fluff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twisted Bottle by SavageWoman reviews
Take two-years of unrequited love, a frat party with lots of alcohol, one new drinking game, and a dash of UST and shake it all up. A collaboration between SavageWoman and Belli486 for the "Fun With Your Clothes On" Contest. AH Rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Joining The Mile High Club by randommama reviews
Edward's wife, Bella, is afraid to fly. In an effort to ease her distress, he seduces her into having sex with him on the plane, making them the newest members of the infamous Mile High Club. Was O/S entry for the Public Lovin' contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
What happens on the way to Vegas, stays in Vegas by nattycullen reviews
During Eclipse, Bella agrees to a quick wedding in Vegas, Jacob follows them once they leave and Edward and Bella are forced to go on a road trip with Jacob who just happens to be doing anything in his will to change Bella's mind...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella - Complete
Threadbare Tee Shirts and Sex Hair by Besks reviews
After hearing a crazy sex story from Jessica Stanley Bella decides to try getting to second base with Edward and ends up getting a home run. E/B Post New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play Fair by ZephyerSky reviews
Remember the last summer vacation? It was hot, sticky, and your last chance to go to the fair with your friends. Then there was your boyfriend, the lights, the rides and games, and the pink hippos. Oh, and the orgasms. CONTEST ENTRY FOR PUBLIC LOVIN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waking up by iknowyougetme reviews
One-shot of what happens before Bella takes the walk down the beach with Renee on the beach. During Eclipse. Edward & Bella get caught in a steamy makeout session.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Family Holiday by evry bf should sparkle reviews
The Cullens go on holiday - see what happens. Pls read and Review. Some chapters are short. Sorry bout that. M for insinuation and fun
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
Lustful Temptations by smmiskimen reviews
E&B,Canon,LUST FILLED. Night before the wedding and Jasper takes it upon himself to tempt Bella and Edward with a healthy dose of lust. Lots of fun ensues. Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One-Shot Contest. Hope you enjoy. M for situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
A Funny moment with Bella by mrs.samantha marie cullen reviews
This is a series of funny moments with Bella. You know Emmett has to cause some of these, much to Edward's dislike.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edward & Bella: love, vampires and pregnant? by LoveIsEdwardBella reviews
Edward & Bella New Moon. Over summer they finally make love. Bella then has her birthday party at the Cullens, where Edward can't stop Jasper from biting Bella. What will happen to Bella and what will be the impact of her and Edwards night of passion?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,997 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Handcuffs and Heartstrings by Britpacksuccubus reviews
Kids and work have a way of pulling a couple apart. Can Bella and Edward find a way to reconnect and keep the love alive? Entry into Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. AH/OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Mood by mpg reviews
Sometimes date night doesn't go as planned. Contest entry for Public Lovin. Rated for language\lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wish upon a star by Henrietta.S reviews
Bella and Edward watch a meteor shower together. What will happen when Bella makes a wish that could potentially even the playing field between herself and Edward? Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Slightly AU DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught by randommama reviews
Edward planned the perfect bday for Bella,& she had never felt more loved nor seduced.When romance gets them into big trouble,they are faced with having a talk with Bella's dad that they really didn't want to have. Was O/S Entry for the Awkward Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidental Threesome by punkfarie reviews
Sex is just...awkward. One Shot written for the AwkWard Contest.**Third Place Peoples' Choice Winner**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deeper and Deeper by BellaWriter7 reviews
One-shot on Bella and Edward's first night together on Isle Esme. It never seemed fair that Stephenie Meyer built the sexual tension to a crescendo and then faded to black. So I'm filling in the blanks. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Devil Wears Armani by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella becomes Edward's personal assistant. He is the chief-editor of EMC, the best fashion magazine, run by a man. And what secret does Edward have? Will Bella's past come to bite her? The movie, The Devil Wears Prada inspired this one. AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,624 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Edwards Boundaries by neverendingXdreams reviews
The title kinda sums it up, we know how Bella is always trying to convince Edward that they should go further. well this is my take on things.will Edward finally let Bella get what she wants? slightly after new moon.kinda ignores other books.please read
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Practice Makes Perfect by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Twi-Fans For Haiti compilation. An outtake from the honeymoon in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dealing With Tanya by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
A oneshot when Tanya comes to visit, Bella shows her who Edward belongs to. Short and cute story. Bella's a little out of character, but stands up for her man. Fluff! Please review! I love reviews! I'll give you a cookie! :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
What a Tease! by Izzy-Rose reviews
Edward is scared for Bella's life after what he did to her on the first night of their honeymoon. But Bella is determined to try again. What will Edward do to try and stop her? And will it work? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Waking Up by amberdharvey reviews
The summer after Edward and Bella meet after Twilight, before New Moon , they are enjoying being together for the summer but when something unexpected happens, what will Edward and Bella do? Give it a chance, first fanfic... T now but may be M later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Isle Esme II by Bells4Eddy reviews
What will happen when the Cullens revisit Isle Esme?, Watch this space!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip II: Back to the Woods by LeesaM reviews
After the first disastrous camping trip Bella and the Cullens are ready to put it behind them and move toward the upcoming wedding, until Charlie's 'thank you' present sends the household back into a panic - and back to the woods. Uh oh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise! by vampiregurl97 reviews
This is in Twilight wherre the Cullens, not even Alice, knew Edward was with Bella Already kissing ehr and her official boyfriend so what happens when they see him and Bella by the lockers? One shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awakening Crimson by LoveIsEdwardBella reviews
Boundaries are tested and limits are pushed & ultimately broken. How will Edward & Bella endure their journey of sexual awakening under the burden of desire, guilt and ultimately love. Will their love prevail? Rated M for Graphic Sexual Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,941 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella
What a way to go by LemonPrincess reviews
Bella and Edward have sex... hot sex.... loads of sex... and get caught Lemon//Sex//Lemony
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4745 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halloween After Hours by vampgirl18 reviews
My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Renesmee's pregnant and she has to break the news to Edward & Bella. OneShot between Edward and Renesmee. Sweet & there's daddy/daughter time between Edward & Renesmee & some romance between Renesmee & Jacob & Bella & Edward! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
After The Happily Ever After by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella and Edward are married with a child. Bella has all she ever wanted, but sometimes life gets in the way of our fairy tale.Can Bella and Edward survive the hardships that lay ahead? AH/cannon pairings. S. Meyer owns all things Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens and Bella in Phoenix by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward decides to take Bella to Phoenix to visit her freinds with the rest of his siblings but what happens when they have to face Jocks, poppulars, and gossip. This is between Newmoon and Eclips so they are not engaged! It's funny and T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kiss or the Cake by alycaly reviews
After losing a bet to Emmett, Edward has to pay up by enlisting Bella's help in answering a question for Emmett. Is kissing Edward still Bella's favorite? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First touch by Mo-Jansen reviews
Sequal to Love uncovered. It's almost ten years after B and E's wedding and Emma is in her sophomore year of high school. This year will bring her drama, but will it bring happiness as well? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,851 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009
Catch Up, Cullen! by DivineInspiration reviews
Sex. It’s all anybody ever talks about – except when they’re busy having it. Edward hides his inexperience and ends up accepting a little well-meaning help from Alice and Rosalie. Enter Bella. AU/AH. Won Best Canon in the Devirginizing Edward O/S Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Contest by JanetL reviews
Edward and Bella had a small argument that leads to a contest. Edward always wins but this time Bella wants to teach him a lesson. Who will become the victor? Nessie free. BVxEV Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Interlude by JanaFae reviews
This is the middle of the night after Bella and Edward spent a rainy night in the meadow. Edward's thoughts, and further naughty temptation
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Meadow Series 2 by JanaFae reviews
The night after Bella and Edward make love for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow Series 1 by JanaFae reviews
Thies series is set after Eclipse and Before Breaking Dawn. In the first of the series, Bella has a particularly naughty dream while Edward is laying next to her. Can Edward resist her any longer?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Game Ever by Twi-High Anonymous Challenge reviews
Who didn’t love slumber parties and Truth or Dare in high school? A little girl talk, some playful deception, and a few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game go?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Too Soon by blobby01 reviews
Edward and Bella are finally married, and so begins married life. But what happens when Edwards self control slips, and Bella is changed when shes not ready for it. **contains sexual content**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,542 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shiver by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
During the Cullens traditional New Years masquerade party, Edward and Bella play a game that leads to a much more enjoyable way to welcome the new year. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's thoughts on Edward, Bella and Renesmee by 24vampiregirl reviews
Through Charlie's PoV. Set just after Breaking Dawn. Charlie visits the Cullen's one evening and has some thoughts of Edward's and Bella's reletionship with each other and their daughter. Cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Charlie S., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Just my luck by Alyce-Cullen reviews
Charlie finds out that Edward comes over every night when he is asleep to be with Bella. He gets really mad- to say the least.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Charlie S.
Overprotective Charlie by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bella is sleeping at the Cullens house when Charlie pays a visit the next day to make sure Bella is sleeping with Alice and not her boyfriend. How will the Cullens trying to act human go? Funny one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward Make Lemon Meringue Pie by JanetL reviews
The title of this little one shot says it all. I doubt highly if I need to tell you why I picked this particular pie. AU Bella is still human and did not get pregnant, soon to head off to Dartmouth with Edward. Sorry Nessie lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting to know by MiCullen reviews
This is my first one shot. After Eclipse Bella and Edward and getting to know each other a little more closely... Tell me what you think!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Control by DazzledBoops reviews
Watch as the cocky player Edward Cullen swoons over the shy nerd Bella Swan. Edward is a bit possessive of our sweet Bella until the tables turn on him and his shy nerd crush turns into a saucy sex kitten on her own. OOC/AH/Cannon Couples. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now it's official by Sugargirl5 reviews
Set in Eclipse, chapter 27 Needs. What if Bella and Edward did have sex that day in the meadow? Lemons! Later chapters: Tanya pays a visit, Emmett teasing, Las Vegas, possessive Edward...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,160 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Unnatural Urges by The Black Doll reviews
Bella is feeling frustrated because Edward doesn't want to get more . . . physical, so she decides to take steps. Rated hard M & takes the piss out of Twilight, so be warned. For the brave, there's a sequel: 'Bella la Belle'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dinner & A Movie by Beth Is Here reviews
Bella and Edward have a date. SHORT STORY TO MAKE YOU LAUGH! All Human, Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie's Visit by CCUYankeesFan reviews
Charlie visit's the Cullens, and he discovers the truth, what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009
Solar Flare by Ana Fluttersby reviews
ON HIATUS. Brief, sweet and lemony, version of Breaking Dawn, goes from Edward s and Bella s POV. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Hannukah Challenge by lexiecullen17 reviews
The Cullen Family is gearing up for another holiday season. Emmett has a special challenge for the boys. Who will be brave enough to accept the terms? Post-BD. Written for the Eight Days of Cullen. Rated M for language and an absolutely hilarious lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shotgun Charlie by jstarrh reviews
When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,640 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
The School of Hot Addiction by sambeam reviews
Edward's the teacher, Bella's the student... smut in every chapter? Well yes! It's very prudent! AH/ OOC. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,663 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
back seat of his volvo by lovepainme reviews
edward and bella finaly get together for the first time befor there married and jacob is not happy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Living Our Happily Ever After by alphadork reviews
Edward and Bella are married and starting out their careers. Pure fluffy, lemony goodness. AU-Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Emmett's Home Video's! by MangoTango450 reviews
Emmett, being Emmett, decided that he was bored one evening, so he got video cameras and started filming, but nothing awesome was going on, so he took things into his own hands and started pranking people! R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Emmett
Zombies at Twilight by jenny84 reviews
There's a new family in town. Past tragedy may bring them together. All human. ExB. Rated M for mild lemons, and violent scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Halfbreed by Demure Lunatic reviews
What if Bella was half vampire and half human, like Renesmee? How would that affect Edward's and Bella's relationship, if they had one at all? Bella is slightly OOC and no Quileutes. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Linger by Skanky Frankie reviews
PWP. Bella and Edward, gettin it on... Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,987 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella and Edward, what SM left out of BD by Elizabeth Yre reviews
THis is the my idea of what happened after Edward and Bella were in the water and before Bella woke up with feathers all over her. I hope you like it. Feedback is greatly appreciated,m whether positive or negative, it's all GOOD. :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twentyfive Reasons Not to Sleep: The Twilight 25 by nosleep3 reviews
Tales of love, angst, awkwardness, romance, family, lust, and blood. Submissions for The Twilight Twenty-five; drabbles and one-shots. Note: only final 2 chapters are rated M. All others K-T.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
New Start, Old Habits by Nadey reviews
AH/AU Bella and Edward meet at College, but Bella is keeping a secret from him already. Will Edward work out her secret before she does something stupid? Does Bella even want him to work it out? * Lemons *
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,809 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward's Massage by KC101 reviews
Edward and Bella are on Isle Esme for their honeymoon. Bella gives Edward a massage! Edward starts purring! Lots of romance and fluff! This is NOT a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Triwizard and Vampire Tournament by lovemeEmmett reviews
the cullens all go to Hogwarts fro the Triwizar tornerment, Edward and Harry figt to win and get out of the tournament with their lives, while Bella and Ginny find away to keep them alive in between rounds. will the boys live to see another day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/27/2009
All I Want by PsychSugar reviews
When Edward goes over to Bella's house after Charlie goes to work,Edward and Bella get 'busy' but neither of them are expected to what happens after Charlie get's home early and get caught!It's like in twilight Bella is human and the Cullen's are vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Very Buttery Thanksgiving by myeyesnow reviews
Edward is ready to take Bella. But being perfect means being large! Can a little butter help the situation? HAPPY THANKSGIVING! A quick little buttery lemon for your delight! If I get enough reviews to continue, I'll add a Christmas chapter!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Fire Burning! by nezie0416 reviews
Edward, Bella, and the others are out clubbing. Bella has a bit to drink and things heat up! All vampiers! WARNING: Smut, dominant Edward, dirty talk and naughtyness! Do not read if you are under 17!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CRUSH by Ealasaid77 reviews
Bella leaves for college and meets some new friends. She really wants to lose her virginity though and decides Edward should be the one to do it, since he knows his way around the ladies. Unfortunately, he might know his way around too many ladies. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 168,429 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Happens OffScreen by alice.will.eet.joo.all reviews
What happens off-screen stays off-screen. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson romance. Robsten with sex. Old story that I plan to continue writing.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2009
Awkward Moments by The Cullenisers reviews
what would happen if bella and edward had an awkward moment in high school ? what would be the consequence ? Rating M for sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Love's Haze by mabarberella reviews
Edward tries to expand his strict boundaries concerning physical contact with Bella and is surprised to learn that there is a way to do so without giving completely into his animalistic desire for her. Mature scenes & language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,103 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected by Anon1967 reviews
Right after Eclipse. What if Edward and Bella had not waited, and Bella became pregnant right after graduation? What if it was a normal pregnancy, how would Bella and Edward handle it? Fanfic of them starting a family, Breaking Dawn never happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Prenuptual Posturing by jmolly reviews
3 days before the wedding. The Cullens have interfering human and vampire house guests, making life difficult for E&B. UE Series #4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,043 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Weightless by PinkFlowerss reviews
OOC, AH. After Breaking Dawn, Edward and Bella are married. No vampires here. Rated M for mature content. Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Natural's Not In by scarletoctopus reviews
Party at Dartmouth. Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. Deal with it. Inspired by The Rules of Attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Hours by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews
Edward is a janitor at an accounting firm, where Ms. Swan is head accountant. This is one night of Karma Sutra goodness. *********Mature Content******** Lemony sweet. OOC/AH/AU ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bath by shasta53 reviews
Short one-shot written for Ninapolitan's Birthday. Edward brings Bella in after playing the snow and suggests that she take a bath to warm up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fixing Dusk by SurrepTRIXus reviews
The author of this fanfiction was disappointed with the final book of the Twilight Saga and decided to write her own version. Will contain some adult, though not vulgar, themes including sex and violence, but not at the expense of the plot. Daily updates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kaure's Tribe Guardians of Humanity by Moosical reviews
Edward, Bella, Renesmee and Jacob go to Isle Esme. The Volturi are fast approaching keen to acquire some new members and with their families so far away can Kaure and her tribe protect them. It seems everyone has secrets, some bigger than others.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spic N SpanEntry for NaughtyHeels OS Contest by 3kdz4me reviews
Bella picks up a temporary summer job to help a friend out and gets more than she bargained for. Humor, lemons, all the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by tinkermegan68 reviews
Bella is put into a position that she didn't expect to be in for years to come. How will the two men she loves the most handle the news?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Headboards by xVibrating Spazoid reviews
Edward finally has Bella we he wants her, naked beneath him, and hot and willing Smutt! Rated M find out what really happened to the headboards.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Family by kikikinz reviews
Will hilarity and hijinks break out when The Cullen Family host a Halloween party to get to know their new neighbors? Entry for the Things that go bump in the night contest A collab with nicnicd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cocktail by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
A gift to my wonderful reviewers. He walks into a dimly lit lounge to find the most magnificent creature he's ever seen sitting alone at the bar. An Edward/Bella One-shot, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Halloween by Sare Liz reviews
An AU outtake of DESS whereupon we see Bella & Edward's Halloween Costumes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Storm by CullenFest reviews
Set during Eclipse, this is the tent scene during the storm, told from Edward's POV. It's a 2-parter. Rated M for a reason
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Dreams by K.S.T.2012 reviews
Series of One-Shot Lemons I've written. Some may be dreams others are AH some Vamp etc Slightly OOC E/B Rated M for launguage and sex. Got any steamy ideas? Let me know!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dammit Emmett! When will you learn! by XxLoverSarahxX reviews
Oh jeez! Emmett is at it again. Doing stuff to Bella. Involving Jasper in on it when Edward is away. When will they learn to stop leaving him with her? FUNNY. T for Lanuage. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,101 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bring Me Life by changedbyEdward reviews
After an argument, Edward decides to change Bella in the heat of the moment while making love to her in the meadow. Rated M for lemony goodness. Canon. B/E one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Until Forever by sarahdessenfan1509 reviews
Edward I love you Kiss me now and I promise to marry you." Bella and Edward plan to get married but how will parents and friends react. How will it end when Jacob gets involved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Indecent Affairs by birobird93 reviews
Bella Swan is a new student at Forks High. She absolutely loathes school already. That is, until she has English class with a certain teacher...? What will become of her forbidden attraction? Will he reciprocate? JUICY! Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,352 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 1st annual Cullen Olympic Games by evry bf should sparkle reviews
The Cullens decide to hold their own Olympics, Wo wins and Who Scores ;- lol. Lemons and Mature themes from the beginning. No under 18s should read. Please read and PLS PLS PLS Review. Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Cullen Aim! by vEgEtArIaNvAmPiRe98 reviews
Wacky and Fun stuff! please read! First fanfic! Normal parings, after BD Bella is vampire and Nessie is there
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009
Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bunk Bed Diaries by AnaG reviews
Bella needs a roommate to share a pair of bunk beds with; Edward needs a place to stay. Will they turn into something more than caring voices in the dark? AU AH, a fluffy two-part one shot dedicated to Pipappear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tras la puerta by Lagrima1604 reviews
Alice y Charlie escuchan una extraña conversación entre Bella y Edward en la habitación de este ultimo... ¿será lo que parece? "¿QUÉ? ¿A qué más estaba accediendo mi hijita? ¿A QUÉ? ¡¿A QUÉ! NOOOOO..."
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Complete
Edward and Bella movie date by vampiregurl97 reviews
Edward and Bella go to the movies and run into some freinds: Mike, Jessica, etc. This is before New Moon but after bella gets her cast of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Keep Moving by Damon4eva reviews
Spark Sequel! Edward and Bella are caught kissing in a classroom and have been on the run since. Will the police catch them or eventually give up? And will they realise Bella's real 'special ability' before it gets them into trouble?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hot Diggity Damn! by Girlwitharedsweater reviews
What happens when Jacob and Renesmee go out on a hunting trip? very, very dodgy stuff that's what! Read and find out! Co written with a friend ONE-SHOT Breaking dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Queen Katie reviews
Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes! Gasp! Just who are these bad people who pass notes during their classes? Bella, Edward, Alice, and Nessie. In other words, me and my friends. A better description is inside. Rated for...you'll see........
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,441 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Lesson by SweetDulcinea reviews
Before the honeymoon, there's a little something Bella needs to know about Edward. Cue the ever helpful Alice! Parka's aren't just for winter, Bella. Love, understanding, and limes ensue. BD missing moments...sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,839 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Birthday Treat for Edward by evry bf should sparkle
Bella arranges a surprise for Edwards birthday. What will it be and how will it turn out. All vampire and very hot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
His Day Just Got Cullenized by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
Alice sees Charlie coming over early for a visit...and her and Emmett get an idea. They give Charlie a walk-through of daily life in the Cullen house-hold! Includes waking up Edward and Bella, Emmett's innuendos, and more! Post BD, very funny. Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009
Lock The Doors by PurpleCrayons reviews
Edward and Bella just had the best sex ever. But before they could clean up, Charlie walks in. What happens next? INCLUDES LEMONS. Now Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Leashing the Victorian by jmolly reviews
Edward's having trouble controlling his urges so the vamps decide to chaperone E&B. Could duct tape be a human girl's best friend? 8 days before the wedding. UE Series #3.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,389 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ivy League Romance Part II by ReddTwilight reviews
Close your eyes and hold out your hand." AU-All human. Sequel to "Ivy League Romance Part I" This is sophomore year. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Phonics by PermanentlyDazzled reviews
Bella is your average popular high school girl. Parties, guys, and drinks. Edward is your average high school geek glasses and all. When Edward is forced to tutor Bella, will he finally capture her heart? Some OOC, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,868 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Snack by abovethebannerofheaven reviews
What happens when Edward catches Bella changing into her pajamas? Vampire Edward, Human Bella. Rated M, lemon. Please Reviw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minibusted by jmolly reviews
After Alice puts a risque engagement photo of Edward and Bella in the paper, they attempt to lie low from the gossips by taking a trip to Niagara. Little do they expect a busload of human friends to join them. UE Series #2.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unforeseen Events by jmolly reviews
Getting carried away results in a huge amount of embarrassment when E/B are interrupted by Charlie. Watch out for Dads with guns,and vampires with cameras. They'll be the death of you. UE Series #1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mike is a Pig by You Love Gossip Girl XOXO reviews
Bella is annoyed that mike keeps asking her out so the cullens help her involves talk about sex m because I'm paranoid it is kinda funny NO SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Mike, Edward - Complete
Prelude by belladonnacullen reviews
Much more happens than Bella realizes in those four weeks between Eclipse and BD. Edward figures out how to make Bella's honeymoon wish come true. Emmett, Jasper & Rose secretly travel abroad to save Bella's life. B/E/Emm/POV. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,522 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Time by JanetL reviews
This is my version of Bella's and Edward's first night on Isle Esme. I doubt you need told it's lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lazing on a sunny afternoon by twice the rogue reviews
one-shot Bella and the Cullens spend a sunny day lazing around the pool. Sexual tension between her and Edward builds but will she feel confident enough to act on it .Rated for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Life of Nessie and Jacob by Jacob's.Home.Gurrl reviews
Edward and Bella give Nessie the sex talk, only to find out that Jacob had already gone farther than that. Rated M. Some Lemons, after the 2nd chapter. First Chapter: Sex Talk from Bella and Edward. The rest about the Sex life of Nessie and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Busted by Dauntless-Princess3392 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in Biology. How will they get the note back ... note this story is adopted from spoiledgirl 881 so for the first couple chapters the credit goes to her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take That by Fear-The-Spork reviews
Another All Human High School Fic. Lots of Lemons coming soon. Unsaid feelings and frustrated friends. Told from all POV's, including my OC character. She's funny so try it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bio Fun by The Bedroom Writer reviews
Bella has some fun with Edward in Bio.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movie Fun by wuthinglove reviews
Edward gets distracted by Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Shower by 2old 2care reviews
This takes place during the brief time between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. After a game of Vampire baseball, Edward has to clean up at Bella's and her curiosity gets the better of her Rated M as a precaution
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rock your world by AlexieLouie0707 reviews
It was only suppose to last one night. Now Bella is pregnant and has to figure out how to tell Charlie and ... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Telling Edward by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is how Jacob told Edward that he imprinted on Renesmee. An open heart story! Read how Jacob and Edward have a father-in-law/son-in-law moment. Sweet and funny! Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Tempting and Teasing by DreamingLillies reviews
Sequel to Love Notes. “Haven’t you ever been tempted before? Been teased until you feel like your going to explode? Because you once said you’d be the slave to my fantasies, and Edward, I’m ready for you.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Naughty Idea by marjojo02 reviews
Bella: "It occurred to me that there was another way for you to taste my blood, without dying, and without needles. And I think I might like it too..." Rated M, adult readers only. Period stuff ends after chapter 4 and it gets even better!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Camping Trip by LeesaM reviews
Charlie insists Bella go camping with the Cullens in order to acclimate herself with the great outdoors. After all, the Cullens are practically revered in town for their family camping trips, so they must know what they're doing, right? *Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,754 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What If? by snickers3275 reviews
Carlisle finds his romantic evening keeps getting interrupted. Charlie finds out the truth the hard way about the Cullen’s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009
Relaxation by eclipsedawn reviews
This was my one-shot for Ninapolitan's Friday Free For All. Years after Breaking Dawn ends, the Cullens are going back to school. Edward is stressing out, and Bella finds a way to make him relax.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missing Parts by Pirae reviews
This story fills in some of the missing details of the honeymoon Breaking Dawn . It is meant to be inserted between the beach and the feathers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Story by InkXSucker reviews
This continues off where Edward and Bella go off to tell Charlie and Renee. But as their wedding soon approaches their sexual relationship soon builds up. Will Edwards promise be broken? Sexual references,romance and humor. Rated M for future chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,257 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008
Truth Or Dare by angelapaw reviews
Another truth or dare story. My first twilight story, be nice people. Im changing the settings a bit. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
A blissful day by Sugargirl5 reviews
It’s set after Eclipse but before Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella enjoy a day together in the meadow and Edward starts reviving old memories. Edward and Bella fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grinding by Crittab reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. Plenty of lemony goodness inside. E/B, Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn. Rated 'M' for a reason. Complete. Enjoy :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
House Party by NotWhoYouThinkThisIs reviews
AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare Dirty Stlye RATED M by TheOldies reviews
Alice invited Bella over for one heck of a party including *BOOSE*KARAOKE* AND ONE HELL OR A TRUTH OR DARE GAME*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Silly Emmett Presents: A Series of One Shots by andiewuzherre reviews
A series of one shots, probably mostly collaborations with adidasgrl328. Just the Cullens in funny situations :-D Rated M for innuendo and some language :-0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mujeres solas ¡peligro! by Lagrima1604 reviews
Cuando el gato no está en casa los ratones se alborotan... y cuando no hay hombres a la vista las mujeres se destapan hablando, ¿cual será el tema en esta ocasión? ONESHOT. Todos vampiros.
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice - Complete
Sweet Slice of Married Life by lavender.ferryboats reviews
Edward and Bella are married and living together. A peak at their every day life. AU/AH, slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adventures In Love by Edward'sLoverGirl1901 reviews
Bella and Edward share their first intimate experience, but are caught be Charlie the next morning. What are the consequences? Series of lemons, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Are you comfortable? by IamnotstalkinEdward reviews
Emmett asks Bella a question. How will Bella react? Extremely random. R&R. Now rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Edward in Love by Pandoras5thBox reviews
AH. Fluffy one-shot. Edward tends to a pregnant Bella and quotes Shakespeare. A lot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Edward by Rolled-Over-Beethoven reviews
Edward was a bullied geek at the bottom of the school food chain...then along came Bella... Lemons, language, and laughs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 64,135 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A dirty game of truth or dare by mysteriouswrittermegan reviews
Edward gets tired of forks high and decides to take bella home for some quality time. When alice see whats happening and decides the family will play truth or dare. what have the cullens gotten into? Will Esme throw a fit or join the game read to find out
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Not Worth It by Forevertwilight05 reviews
This is a rewrite of the scene in Eclipse when Bella tries to get Edward to make love to her for the first time. Bella takes a different approach to the rejection.Still In Character. Slight Angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The MESS Plan by Marauder Shagger reviews
Edward and Bella are recently engaged - happily too. There's just one problem. Edward wants to wait for the wedding, with no substitutes for sex in the meantime. So what does Bella do? Forms the MESS Plan, of course! Step 1: Move in together. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shaking the Shack by MurderedLove reviews
What should have happened at the MTV movie awards during that kiss/diss scene with our characters of Edward and Bella instead of Rob and Kristen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Week by Jen2112 reviews
Edward and Bella are alone for one week. Edward wants to push the physical boundaries, can he do it without losing control and killing her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,300 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Games with the Cullens by Irunwiththevamps reviews
Charlie is gone for seventen days, and Bella is going to be staying at the Cullen's house. Alice decides to play a series of games and dares. Lemons, canon pairings, a little OOC,All human. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Rocky's Temptation by AllisonTeamWolf reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a private trip, to the rocky mountains, for a weekend. Edward decides to experiment with their love life. First FanFiction! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Story Of EdwardAnd Bella by Dr.Shelly reviews
edward and bellas graphical moments..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cullens Get Caught by EvannaCullen reviews
The Cullens Get Caught Doing Naughty Things. Rated M : First Chapter: Edward and Bella .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009
The Desire Within us by Wolfshadow31 reviews
When Bella forgets a change of clothes for after her shower, Edward saves the day. But when he picks out a sexy bra and matching panty set for her to wear, how will Bella react? Rated M for future Lemons. Edward & Bella. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Peace by Tawney54 reviews
My version of twilight. Bella came to Forks 6 months before Edward. She becomes suspicious of him and they fall in love. Cannon Couples. Strong language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dreams by Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall reviews
Renee comes for a surprise visit and she gets an insight into Bella's realtionship with Edward. Cute Edward and Bella and some funny stuff from Renee. First fic - tell me what you think? T cos don't understand rating system. DISCLAIMER ... I own nothing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Renée, Bella - Complete
Twilight, Edward Style by Edwardsrighthandman reviews
What would Twilight be like if Edward was the human, and Bella the vampire living with the Cullens? What things from the original Twilight story would remain the same? What things would be changed completely? AU. M for a few choice words. Nothing explicit
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,896 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Cullens Exposed: Twilight Style by smileyfriees reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went to see Twilight the movie and were recongnized? This is our take on that. All Cullens Jake Post Breaking Dawn R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Raspberries by sketchinglife reviews
Alice persuades Bella to wear a bikini to the beach. After a little clothing malfunction and a lot of embarrassment, how does Edward cheer Bella up? One-shot, ExB. All cannon. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hybrid by xtender reviews
The extended story after Breaking Dawn. ReneesmexJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
One sultry night by queeqgqueg reviews
Set between the books Eclipse and Breaking Dawn, Bella recognises Edward's silhouette in her bedroom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ivy League Romance Part I by ReddTwilight reviews
By God's Grace, or so it would seem, I got into an Ivy League college. At first it felt like didn't belong here. But now there's someone making it all worthwhile. His name: Edward. AU- All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,394 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Towels are Kinda Scratchy! by NPeaches reviews
Edward and Bella decide to go on a little adventure...Cute little one-shot...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Scenes by Orioncat reviews
You there!I know you are looking for some love scences with EdwardxBella. Don't deny it! Its okay, I won't judge. Some fluffy fun time with the happy couple. After Eclipse,will be writing into Breaking Dawn. Ideas welcomed! In character & in line w/books
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,137 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Moonlit Nights by Blooddrunk reviews
One night at the Compton residence... Pure Bill/Sookie love and hotness. One shot. Complete
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bill C., Sookie S. - Complete
Rules by Callia Lycoris reviews
A missing scene set during the summer after Twilight. The reason behind the "rules" Edward has made by New Moon. After a day of errands and an afternoon with Edward Bella finds Edward's cold skin is the only relief on a hot summer night. B/E UST. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wedding Bliss by klarnie reviews
Just missing parts in the wedding during Breaking Dawn. It is NOT a lemony one-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invasive Thoughts by Viridis73 reviews
Just a one shot bit of fluff. Bella & Edward in class. Bella's bored. M rating is for safety only. More for the direction of Bella's thoughts than anything else. Set after Italy, before graduation. Viridis73 does not own Twilight. SM does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mornings are Special by sapphire0427 reviews
Renee has a conversation with Edward. Eclipse missing moment. One-shot. Edward/Bella. Renee POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Renée, Edward - Complete
Ring Ring! by TwilightVamp21 reviews
Just some funny phone calls between the Twilight characters. please dont ahte me but I kind of stole this idea from another user but I'm not copying ANYTHING I swear!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the filming of twilight by miizslalababy reviews
the random accounts of this funny shooting
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009
A Trip in December Cullen Style! by InkXSucker reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella and Edward decide to celebrate Christmas together, relaxing right? Not exactly. Add in the Cullens, Charlie, Renee and Phil and you'll get a recipe disaster of fun! EXB Slightly lemon :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twenty Questions I Wish To Ask Stephanie Meyer by EdwardsTrueLove1901 reviews
Just some random questions I came up with my friends that I wish could be explained by Stephanie Meyer, the amazing author of Twilight. They are random but make you think. Some are pretty funny. Much better than it sounds when I explain it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Complete
The Trouble With MindReading Parents by Sparkly Daleks reviews
Renesmee Cullen finds that having a dad who can read your mind is cute when you're a baby, but totally awkward when you're a teenager. Ness/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
INSINCERE WAKE UP CALLS OF THE GIRLFRIEND NATURE by sylv-vies reviews
Bella drags Edward out of bed monday morning. “Baby, seriously, we’ve got assholes to tolerate for six hours today. Get up or we’ll be late for the douche bag congregation where everyone brags about what European private beach they rented.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Janked Up Twilight Story by dreambutterfly reviews
My two friends and I were bored in class, so we decided to write this. There will be more but right now it's Spring Break. Basically, just a weird version of Twilight. We made alot of grammer errors and such but it's funny to us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
Shower, Esme Island by serioustwilightfan reviews
Bella and Edward take a shower befor sleeping together, the day Edward recognises it can be safe reviews appriciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Closet Case by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella winds up Edward at school. He drags her to the janitors closet. there are no cameras...so why the hell has Carlisle been called in?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble With Carlisle and Esme by ChelseaLove reviews
Esme and Carlisle are in Paris for the weekend. The Cullen kids have some fun while there gone pulling pranks and playing games. Carlisle and Esme come home to a trashed house. The Cullen kids punishment is getting jobs. Oh no, the cullens dont DO jobs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Interrupted! by browneyedgirl893 reviews
Bella is worried that Edward might not be attracted to her after she changes. Edward is determined to prove her wrong until someone walks in on them and finds them in a compromising position...awkward! Jacob lovers beware. Oneshot. First Fanfic: Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Protective by byteme5118 reviews
It is time to swim during gym, will mike learn that Bella is Edward's? EPOV NOW HAS A SEQUEL: JEALOUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stone and Satin by Feed the Disease reviews
COMPLETE. post Eclipse. pre Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella's compromising has crumbled. Edward takes Bella away for a night of *firsts*. BXE. some fluff, lemon. IC. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer storm by kaylakarma reviews
Edward catches Bella playing in the rain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Night in the Cottage Edward & Bella BD by writeit reviews
The DETAILED account of the first night Edward & Bella spend together in their cottage in the woods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Explorations by Summer Leah reviews
Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Boundaries by AlternativeBaby reviews
Edward and Bella relax the boundaries of their relationship. Pure fluffy lemons, and my very first fiction so feedback is much appreciated! Disclaimer - I don't own Edward and Bella, I'm just borrowing them!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Weaknesses by chasingpavements09 reviews
Bella and Edward's weaknesses. Set somewhere towards the end of Eclipse / before Breaking Dawn. I suppose it's weirdly timed. Dumb summary, sorry . Warning for up front lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
That's What Girls Do by Keira Sawyer reviews
One shot. Food fight. Evil minds. hard ons. Naughty moments. AH. Canon couples. Deliciously hot. Lemon. according to my reviewers: funny.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella On Valentines Day x by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
My first Edward and Bella story! : please review! x Edward&Bella on Valentines Day x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sneaking Around by BellaCullen04 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught in a precarious position by Charlie. How will the couple handle it when they are forbidden to see each other? Rated M for future chapters and many future lemons. NEW CHAPTERS ARE UP! PLEASE REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,400 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Most Embarrassing Moments by lionlambandsheepdog4 reviews
Random collection of embarrassing moments for Bella. Sorry we suck at summaries, read it it will be funny! PLEASE REVIEW FLAMES ACCEPTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella
One of the Guys by celtic mommy reviews
AH; OOC; Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett- best friends since college, living together and finding hijinx. Edward is in love with Bella, but she's oblivious. What happens after a crazy drunken night? Will their friendship survive? Canon pairings - HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,839 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008
Epilogue New Hampshire by rgchik reviews
The Breaking Dawn Epilogue. Bella and Edward discuss possible future plans. College?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Lune by Modate reviews
This story begins after the conclusion of Eclipse. Newly engaged, Bella and Edward explore the physical and romantic boundaries of their relationship. Rating for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Yes! by byteme5118 reviews
My way Bella accepts Edward's proposal
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Bella's Ipod by Ms.Naruto-Fan reviews
Edward sneaks into Bella's room while she's taking a shower and listens to her ipod. Little does he know the horror that lies behind the "Not Around Edward" playlist. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Father like Daughter by RozaBelikovXDimkaBelikov reviews
Nessie has grown and has her new boyfriend Jake. Although things get a little awkward when someone who also was crushing on Bella pays a visit. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Sex Drive by rnrfan01 reviews
Rob and Kristen. Robsten. On the set of the movie, they find out how to relieve their attraction to each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Bella by BellaLover101 reviews
The Cullen Family is back to school. Can Edward control his anger when All the thoughts turn to Bella? Or will bellas passion and Love keep him Calm? READ TO FIND OUT ALL VAMPIRES MORE TO COME!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Good & Plenty by goldenmeadow reviews
Like Cake but better because it's wetter! Hijinks at the rec pool; the Quileutes v. the Cullens in a game of water volley while E & B get wet. Post Eclipse, ExB, slightly OOC in an mmm mmm good kind of way! For ninapolitan's I'm a Cock/Twat Tease contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
An entry for *A Twilight Teasing Story Contest* Bella comes into her room, fresh from the shower, wrapped in only a towel, to find Edward lounging on her bed instead of out hunting like he's supposed to be. Slightly OOC Edward, but not too much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Room by zekatamri reviews
Edward/Bella. One Shot. What happened if the kiss had continued from the scene in Bella's bedroom in Twilight, the movie. Rated M for adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
College Fun by wolfrose89 reviews
Just a fun little one-shot of what would happen if Bella and Edward went to college. Post-Breaking Dawn, contains spoilers. Disclaimer: Twilight belongs completely to Stephenie Meyer
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Proposal by Jan08 reviews
The Perfect Wedding Proposal- Cullen style. One shot, please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Fighting A Cold by casey.rant reviews
Edward helps Bella from getting sick. In the shower. First post, be gentle! Feels good to say it's rated M. Yes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Get Mad if I'm Laughing by amorphousclouds reviews
Bella and Edward spend a day and night together: kissing, swimming, and camping oh my! Sometime after New Moon Eclipse-ish. BPOV EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2009
Silly Vampires by xcaitlinnnnn reviews
Bella and Edward watch a movie. Pure fluff. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Fair Play by denmother reviews
A silly one shot in which Bella tries to loosen Edward's physical boundaries. Post Eclipse, Pre Breaking Dawn and slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scandal by WestCoastIsHome reviews
This is the continuation of Double I 4 My Guyz's story. Bella and Edward are caught at night. Charlie jumps to conclusions. The police are involved. The vampires must get sneaky. And . . . that thing is not supposed to sing, but it is. Canon pairings. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Meadow by greenpeach20 reviews
This is Edward and Bella's first Valentine's Day. I hope you like it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Isle Esme for Grownups by Annieone reviews
Edward and Bella consummate their marriage. For reals. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Speeches Are Better Left Unwritten by Panda513 reviews
Rob and Kristen, eight years later. Inspired by Kate Winslet & Leo Dicaprio at the Golden Globes. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Candy Hearts by jstarrh reviews
A one shot that explores Edward and Bella's tradition of using candy hearts on Valentine's Day. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
bella getting hot in the lunch room by parting is such sweet sorrow reviews
hi. second story for me. bella and edward in cafiteria. no lemon. but intense. set kind of during eclipse as they are engaged but emmet and rose are still at forks high. please read and review. edwrds POV now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hot n Bothered by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Bella seeks out the help of the Cullen family in an effort to get Edward to sleep with her. Sexy lemons. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geometry Class by In Love With A Dead Warrior reviews
Rated T for using the word Ass and implied....stuff, Bella and Edward in Math class, pretty funny, this happened in my class, not what Bella does but what the teacher does. this is a B/E pairing obviously read and review okay? helpful critcism helps!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Belong Together by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
He told me once that I was his drug, his heroin, and I thought it was funny how he had become mine. THE missing scene from Breaking Dawn. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Joys Of Eighth Period by Viola Darcy Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward have been secretly lusting after eachother. what happens when their cat and mouse game comes to and end? a delicious lemon pie! READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
The Sex Talk by RedPrince-Chan reviews
Its about time when Renesmee and Jacob start dating. But before they can even hold hands Edward and Bella give them 'the talk'. I think its funnier then it sounds lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Emmet,Shut Up by XOXOSABRINAA reviews
The Cullen's, Hale's, and Swan's have a huge sleepover. Emmet announces they are playing truth or dare. Unexpected twists and turns happen. Very limey, but no lemons. All Human. BxE EMxR JASxA. Takes place in Oahu. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Oh What a Night by mirannon reviews
WELL! Bella has a steamy dream about Edward... How will he react? Can you smell lemons? And what if Charlie interrupts? Please R/R, First Fan Fict!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Bath by MissJessx3 reviews
explorations have never been this fun. Bella sets up an amazing bath for Edward after he gets home from a hunting trip. No lemons, but rated mature for a reason. takes place after eclipse before breaking dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bubbles! by Edward's Necrophiliac reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Is That A New Position? by Foxy1245 reviews
What happens when Charlie and Renee catch Bella and Edward in a *comprimising* position. Guareented to make you laugh :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Diamonds are Forever a Girl's Best Friend by Emma Hardy reviews
Starts at the end of Eclipse and moves forward from there. Edward follows through on his promises to Bella, and in turn their promise to the Volturi, that she would be changed. So what more could the Volturi want from them? E/B...M for lemon later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,692 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
FINDING HIMSELF by Minisinoo reviews
The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 350,952 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Hey Edward, Let's get nakey together by Twilighter-Emma reviews
Edward is listening to Bella sleep talking and is a bit shocked at what she's saying about him, and his pants.I was just really bored then this idea popped into my head.One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008
Biology Notes by SUPER AMAZING reviews
After several decades of Biology class Edward is glad he now has Bella to "entertain" in class by passing notes. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Banner? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
When Bella and Edward have Biology, Edward hears Mr. Banner's thoughts and isn't happy... then in comes Mike... and Edward meets his nose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Viva Las Vegas by jstarrh reviews
Instead of a big wedding Edward and Bella head to Las Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Joker by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tutor Me by Obsess3d-mUch reviews
Bella is failing Biology, she devises a plan to pass her final exam, with the help of Edward's vampire knowledge and unique tutoring skills that leave Bella wanting more! ExB ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008
Note Passing With the Cullens and One Swan by RavenclawBeauty14 reviews
Note passing. Yeah, I know they're everywhere... Don't judge me! Edward is PMSing? Has Bella lost it? Jesus is a vampire? Tom Cruise? Halloween Horror Nights? Rated T for slight swearing in song lyrics; Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Midnight Kiss by PENNYxLANExCULLEN reviews
A night alone with Edward in the empty Cullen house!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Popsicle by Emma Hardy reviews
Takes place at the end of "New Moon," with the ending being much different, supposedly deeming the sexual tension "Eclipse" and most of "Breaking Dawn" unnecessary. Edward and Bella's first time, after finally reuniting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
OPPOSITE DAY MADNESS! by vampirelurver979 reviews
You've all played opposite day, right? Yeah, well this is what happens when Emmett decides to play it. All Cullens, minus the parents, are completely opposite. Quite funny, if I do say so myself. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
It's so Long! by ThunderSpeak reviews
Jasper and Alice eavesdrop on an interesting situation occuring in Edwards bedroom. Bella/Edward laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tears Of Love by musicismyedward reviews
Bella ran off to Jacobs, and came back crying, Edward, thinking Jacob said something bad to her gets mad until her finds out the real problem. can Edward convince Bella what he says is true? Lemon.EPOV. first chap up for now
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Getting Edward Wasted by ginnyinvisible reviews
Post New Moon; does not recognize Eclipse or Breaking Dawn. However, Bella already tried to get Edward to sleep with her, and this occurs right afterwards; Bella moves to a new plan of attack. Can a vampire get drunk?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tutor Me, Tempt Me by Ssenillek Reh reviews
One-shot for Jay's Sexy Edward Contest. Bella needs help in math, and Edward offers to tutor her... but things don't go exactly as planned. "I much prefer anatomy anyway."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Missunderstood by To Do List- EDWARD CULLEN reviews
The townspeople of Forks walk in on Edward and Bella doing... stuff. M for innuendos, and possible lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2008
Be Safe by BonitaChic reviews
As Nessie gets older, Edward just wants Jacob to be safe with her. The inevitable sex talk. A humorous one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Together by musicalwithfangs reviews
Bella and Edward's first time. Takes place after Eclipse, but before Breaking Dawn. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Swim by sirius31 reviews
Bella decides it's time to get back at Edward for all his teasing. Story also includes Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie. Rated M just in case. Please review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Jenna Nevermore reviews
When Bella has a naughty dream, her sleep talking lets Edward know exactly what it was about... Lemons! I wrote this one shot as a remedy to my writer's block. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Human Minute by SweetSerenity01 reviews
What if Edward didn't stay put during Bella's human minute?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Viva la Vida by alexandru reviews
A slightly AU post-Eclipse fanfic. It's rated M just because I know there will be atleast a few lemons. :D So sue me. We all know Bella wants in Edward's pants. My language may get a little inappropriate as well. Just a warning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
The Cullen's start school by Mara Hale reviews
The Cullen's start school. It's Bella first time starting school vampire. Renesme, Jacob, Edward & the rest of the Cullens start school. A Vampire who has a power to torture finds the Cullens very interesting. Jacob is left in a confusing decision with Ne
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Felix, Renesmee C./Nessie
Lust and Blood the morning after by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Sequel to Lust & Blood. Lemon/s to come, still in progress. What happens the morning after Bella and Edward cross their boundaries? Rated M. Hope you enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Canceled Fishing Trip by Jamillia reviews
Charlie's trip got canceled and Bella is going to need a cold shower because of it. Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex dreams by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is babysat by emmett and jasper and she starts talking in her sleep........ funny little thing I felt like writing. hope you enjoy:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Dirty Talking Edward by ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is bored and tries to talk Edward into dirty talking with her through notes in Biology----This Does! first FanFic please don't clober me. Lemons, be warned!one-shot....maybe, not sure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Isle Esme by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.1 - The First Untold Moment in Breaking Dawn - Edward and Bella on Their Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Menthe de Romp by le jen reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bathe Me In Your Love by whoajessica reviews
Would you like a bath?" Edward asked from the bed as I examined myself in the full-length mirror. Set in Breaking Dawn. One-shot. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Theatre by Jamillia reviews
Bella and Edward are back in 11th grade and biology is boring as ever. A little note-passing leads to other things. Suggestive themes, slightly OOC, but REALLY GOOD! especially for any one who loves Bella and Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunkissed by maseykeredith reviews
Bella returns from the beach with a horrible sunburn. What will Edward do to help soothe it? Pure fluff, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow by orsinoslady reviews
What if Edward and Bella had consumated their relationship that fateful day in the meadow? My take on how it could have been.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Us Plus Two by Elly Feather reviews
Lets say Edward and Bella really go to Vegas to get married. What happens when Edward fulfills his promise? And is it possible for Edward to be a dad? And is it possible for Jake to imprint on a vampire? Lemony goodness!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 251 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Experiments by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella experiments with a Fudge Pop. Better than it sounds. warning: Very kinky and lemony. bxE ONESHOT. warnig: not for the weak hearted if you cant stomach the idea of edward and bella having wild torrid and very kinky sex then dont read this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
I'm Shakin' by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Songfic to I’m Shakin’ by Rooney: Edward is challenged by Alice to stay with Bella throughout the worst four days of the month: her period. Can he withstand the darker side of Bella, or will the hormones crack that impossible composure? Contains HP 5 spoi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Series of OneShots by xxRosesxx reviews
Just some fun oneshots of life as a Cullen or living with Cullens in Bella's case. Up now: Silly String attack
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008
Rock Candy by bitten-sln reviews
Post Eclipse. Edward is done controling his lust,and Bella is having trouble waiting until the wedding. disclaimer on profile
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Why Am I Covered in Feathers? by sharpie x3 reviews
Oneshot. Edward's having a bachelor party, but when Alice sees a stripper in a vision, she decides to put it in Bella's hands.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella - Complete
Armoire by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
He needs to stop thinking that the way she says 'armoire' is sexy." Charlie and Bella talk about French dressers in a way that makes Edward...uncomfortable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by just-your-average-kid reviews
A fluffy little one-shot that I came up with while trying to fall asleep one night, thought you might enjoy it. Edward discovers how much he like Hot Chocolate, especially when Bella's his Hot Chocolate...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Nesrine reviews
Edward decides to take Bella on a ride she'll never forget. M/F, Edward/Bella, LEMONTASTIC!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
You got BURNED by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella gets sunburned, and guess who helps? Thats right, our Edward. But what happens when he gets to see more than he has? Will he show how much he likes it? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Lust and Blood by fifi-fictionalize reviews
Edward and Bella explore their boundaries with unexpected - but good - results. A bit smutty/dirty, but sweet. *Warning - some people will not like the ending! big, giant lemon, OOC-ish
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
New Shampoo Bad Idea by HopelessJuliet reviews
What happens when Bella gets some new shampoo after the meadow? What will Edward do? Read to find out! Rated M for maybe future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
The War of the Pranks by Nikkitaa reviews
Emmett and the others have decided to have some fun with Bella now that she isn't so easily broken. It's a prank war between the genders. Funny and some fluff, haven't ruled out lemons either ; . Summary sucks but the story is better
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
Tease by Nikkitaa reviews
Just a fluffy little bit of passion between Bella and Edward. Not overly lemony, just fluffy goodness. I was having writers block with my other stories and took a break to write this. Hope you like
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Bath by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella and Edward exploring some boundaries. Just some fluff, Dedicated to those who wanted Bella to drop the towel. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,518 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Call of Blood by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
SEQUEL TO A NEW LOVE IN A NEW LIGHT! Edward and BElla are finally married, but will the Volturri get in the way? What will happen to Charlie and Renee? Character Death and Lemons in this story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Sat what? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward and Bella talk about something they've never really talked about. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
After the Eclipse by kodakuramac reviews
This is set after Eclipse ends. Eclipse spoilers! Bella and Edward get ready for the upcoming wedding and fulfillment of other promises. First Fanfic! I'm writing this for my Edward/Bella fix until the release of Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,363 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Temptation by Yuki-and-Annabelle reviews
Takes place sometime during/after Eclipse: Edward is looking for Bella, finds her in her bathroom. Bella decides to tease Edward, etc. NO LEMONS. Bella doesn’t drop the towel. Nothing X-rated, nothing even R-rated. That’s why it’s rated T! Fluffy one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Babysitting bella by Maya Swan reviews
Bella is forced to babysit because Charlie caught Bella doing some not so great things with Edward. How will they deal with the new kid? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008
Green Eyes by ashlice reviews
We all know that Edward's human eye color was green. What happens when they turn green and irreversible things are reversed? Completely Edward/Bella. Rated T because of mild adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Road Trip Full of Dares by JaceDamian23 reviews
The Cullens and Bella play Truth or Dare on the road. Read to see all the crazey dares that they must fullfill. It'll be Edward/Bella. Don't Flame me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Thank God for Alice by Sandra Evans reviews
Alice drags Bella shopping to get a very special "present" for Edward. Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Vampire Needs by DreamingLillies reviews
This is the sequel to "Bases." Now that Bella is a vampire, will Edward be able to resist? Who will win in the end? Edwards POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,848 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Playing Footsie by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella wonders why Edward never removes his shoes at night with her. Set during 'the happiest summer' after Twilight. E/B, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sunkissed by Angel Ren reviews
Twilight: Bella goes with Mike to a sunny beach party on the rare cloudless day in Forks. She comes back as red as a strawberry. Edward deals with the mortal predicament in a very... fluffy manner. OneShot! Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot Water by psymom reviews
AU/Human. Edward and Bella in the Shower on Edward's Birthday. An outtake from Stranger than Fiction from www dot twilighted dot net, adapted from R/K to Human E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Ask the Cullens by bemystar reviews
Cullen fanmail. Fun, fun.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Bella's Summer by LaurenSimone reviews
Takes place during the summer before wedding. Bella wants to make her last human months last, and with Edward caving, things could get hot! Rated M for very suggestive themes and lots of steam. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Closer by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Isabella's Chat by AngelSixSixSix reviews
Bella is on her period, Edward does what he can to make her happy. But what will Charlie think about what is going on behind the closed door? This story is kinda like Rosalie's Chat. Bella's a human still. Funny, please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks and Temptation by LoveIsAzureBlue reviews
With two weeks until the wedding, Alice throws Bella a shower. Will Angela's gift to Bella prove too tempting for Edward? Rated M for safety. Written before B.D. so slightly A/U. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the world, I'm just playing with it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by fukyuu77 reviews
Edward helps Bella relieve some...stress. Dirty, naughty, pent-up stress. Oneshot. Takes place after Eclipse so beware of possible spoilers .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Fantasy by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Working out by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The gym doesn't always have to be a place of serious work. Edward just can't control himself around a hot, sweaty Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Volvo by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While riding home, Edward is overcome by an urge of the most ungentalmanly manner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Breaking Dawn by WenchofRavenclaw reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn. Edward has finally granted Bella's wishes, but can she take the guilt for what she's done to Jacob? EXB. Sexual References. Left off from the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Emmett: The April Fool by NoFangYou reviews
Emmett plays a practical joke on Edward that has Bella infuriated and drooling at the same time! Oneshot with canon pairings. Cute and funny
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Oopsie by DreamingLillies reviews
That damn blue, it gets Edward into a bit of a situation. This is meant to be completely out of character, it is meant to be sexy and for a good laugh. Edwards POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bases by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward POV, what will happen when Bella thinks that they should go to second base? Third base? And do i daresay a home run? i only deleted the author note, it is still finished. Sequel is up...for those of you who didn't know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's All Fun and Games at the Cullen House by Emmettlover27 reviews
LEMON!EdxBe FLUFF! I suck at summarys, you've been warnded. Bella is playing games with Edward and the whole familys in on it. Read to find out more!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
Delicious Dessert by InkXSucker reviews
In this one-shot, Bella and Edward are passed all their boundaries. Its a hot day in Forks and Bella gets a surprise from Edward, that is as sweet task to her liking. What will this sweet surprise lead her? ExB Fluff rated M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Promises by vjd reviews
Fluff and lots of it! Edward and Bella find themselves alone in Florida while visiting Renee during Eclipse. One shot just for fun! Enjoy! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
The day Bella got her period by nobodytolose reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened to Bella when she had her period?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Bedroom Talk by Sincerely Alex reviews
Edward and Bella have temptations before the wedding when a heatwave comes busting through. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/10/2008
Hitched in No Time by Planxty Lewis reviews
Song Parody of Hitchin a Ride by Green Day. Charlie's POV. It's about his feelings on how 'close' Bella and Edward are getting. It's a good one! Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Love Life by twihard reviews
Bella is finally prepared to tell Charlie about her marriage with Edward. After an intense thought, Charlie decides to have Bella live with Edward before the actual wedding. How will the two live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Wants by onesonglory33 reviews
Rewrite of Ch 27: Needs in Eclipse from Edwards POV. Bella doesn't stop him this time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Easily Seduced by Ray. 420 reviews
Bella is sick of not having a physical relationship with Edward. When the beast inside of her gets unleashed, things get HOT! lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Will we ever get caught? by The Super Hyper Sisters reviews
Bella and Edward are enjoying a night in love and almost get caught by Charlie. How will they narrowly escape this one? COMPLETE Sequal in progress.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
The Bikini by Incantare reviews
How would Edward and Bella spend a sunny day at the beach? A fluffy one-shot in Bella's point of view, taking place in the summer after Twilight. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Compromise, not so much by KremusBella reviews
This story takes place in the Chapter 20: Compromise of Eclipse but instead of Edward resisting, he gives in to Bella’s wishes - but things go wrong! Humor is involved hahah. REVIEW, please! I am going to be making more stories when I'm finished this one
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
An Announcement by beggingtobebitten reviews
Edward leads Bella home to tell Charlie the news. But what charlie discovers isn't something he wanted to know!How does he react?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Eclipse Made Sexier by xNataliexMariex reviews
Was anyone besides me dissapointed about how some of the hottest scenes in Eclipse got cut short? Well, for all of you, i re-wrote one of the famous bedroom scenes where Edward and Bella cross the lines...completely. EXB All the way! Read & Review please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Distract Me by Javidan reviews
Summary: Bella and Edward have started college but are finding it's hard to concentrate on their schoolwork….
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day by bite-me62 reviews
What exactly will the Cullen's do on a lazy day? How does Bella get involved with a fight for her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by senpaicutie64 reviews
Alice and Edward decide that Bella needs a nice long vacation and who better to spend it with than Edward? Takes place after Eclipse, EdwardBella, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007
Trust and a Compromise by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella truly can’t take it anymore. She just might spontaneously combust and it really was all Edward’s fault. EdwardBella. Rating for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Changes by moonlight09 reviews
Bella agrees to marry Edward... but what does she find out before she gets changed? Edward wants to become human? hmmm.....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007
Charlie's Police Cruiser by twilightlullaby reviews
It's been five years since Bella was changed into a vampire & she & Edward are visiting Charlie for the winter holidays. Boy, do they both have sexual frustrations. [RATED M FOR: cussing & lemon.][[ONE SHOT]]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
Does Charlie Know? by twilight0909 reviews
A small humourous play off of the novel Twilight, by Stephanie Meyer. Charlie over hears a conversation between Bella and Edward. What has he heard? And why does Edward find it so entertaining?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Oops by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONE SHOT! Edward and Bella go swimming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Babysitting Adventures by Scarlett Redd reviews
Bella brings Edward along to babysit.Some fluff. Changed title.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2007
Bella's heat by Maydrei reviews
When the hottest night of the summer strikes, will Edward be able to keep his cool as Bella begs him to hold her close?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
The Muffin Story by mjj5678 reviews
What happens when Charlie catches Edward & Bella making muffins? Rated M for sexual context.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/13/2007
Busted by Chickens go Moo reviews
Edward and Bella are caught by Charlie doing some things. THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON BELIEVE ME by my friend erin
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Tempting body, Tempting blood by Stickchick reviews
Edward is in more control of his need for blood than he ever immagined. This is good news for him and Bella! Chapter 4 is up! you won't beleive the surprise!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
April Fool's Day by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Asleep by kapers in pink reviews
Cedric watched her small form as she lay asleep on his bed.CedricHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 143 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Bring Me To Life by xHarlequin Girlx reviews
WARNING: NEW MOON SPOILERS. Speculatory fiction of 'what if Bella agreed to actually going to Las Vegas'. Bella and Edward elope slightly and plan her death before she turns into a full member of the Cullen family. What problems will arise now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006
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The Consecuences Of Passing Notes In Class reviews
Bella and Edward are recently engaged and have already passed their relationship to the next level. After Emmett makes them a joke, they try to get back at him. What will happen when they're in class passing notes and they get caught? B/E a bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn reviews
This is settled in the chapter of Eclipse 'Compromise'. What would have happened if Edward and Bella had sex in that moment? It's my version of Breaking Dawn not so different from the original one Enjoy it!:
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hurting Jacob reviews
Hey! this is a set of stories for all the ones that hate Jacob Black and want him to suffer! Only for Team Edward or Anti-Jacob fans! Enjoy! and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Real Truth reviews
Sets after Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward go to visit Charlie and Renee and suddenly they found themselves telling them the real truth...How will they react? How will the Cullens react?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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