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Joined 08-29-09, id: 2066301, Profile Updated: 01-02-11
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, True Blood, Kuroshitsuji, and Inception.

~It's all about me, me me me~ (yes the person in my DP is me in cosplay)

Name: The names Clawz, Gothicsantaclawz (soz I Like to be anonymous)

Age: 16

Height: I dont know I'm kinda short I guess

Weight- pff like I would answer dat

Eyes- blueish green (unless i have contacts in)

Natural Hair Color- Blonde

Current Hair Color- Black

Country- Aussie

State- One of the states in australia (mwhahaha)

Town- If I told you I would have to kill you ;)

School- one that I don't pay attention in (you would be surprised how many fanfics i plan during class, if you knew you would be like WTF how did she even pass! let alone get A's)




crazy (in the insane way)

Sometimes a hyper fan girl (but shhh it's a secret ;))


Random (have I mentioned I like apple sauce? oh apparently not)

L - deathnote

Beyond Birthday - deathnote (LABB MURDERCASES)

Ciel phantomhive- Kuroshitsuji

Sasori the puppet master- Naruto

coming soon

Blood Dupre - Alice in thee land of heart

~Current Fandoms~


True blood


Ouran High School Host Club (I get Haruhi, I look way hotter as a guy than a chick. Pathetic? Definatly;P)

Kuroshitsuji/black butler(ahh Sebastian is SOOO epic i would totally do a grell and have his babies :D)

Soul Eater


Buffy the vampire slayer

Chibi vampire

chrono crusades (that one always makes me cry ,()

there is a lot more but I can't be bothered naming them

~Favourite Parings~

MattxMello (deathnote)

BBxL (deathnote)

EricN.xANYONE(True Blood)

HikaruxKaoru (OHSHC)

Ciel P.x Sebastian (kuroshitsuji)




Stein x OC (any female character)



ArthurxOC (any female character)

~My Awsome Short Poem~

Blood can be red

but sometimes it's blue

I am insane

I hope you are to!!!


~and now the random crap everyone puts on their profiles (I dare you to bother reading ALL this)~


Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

Where are you?
My room puttiing off house work

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
A light and my bb cupboard

What's the last thing you ate?
I'm chewing gum right now

What's your personality like?
RANDOM as in aqua meets Bullet 4 mi vallentine or maryln manson meets barbie

Who do you have a crush on?
No one (poor me, I may know romance but i don't partake in it)

What was the last thing you thought?
Man,i better check my emails *looks at amount of unread emails (469)* *Sigh* maybe later...

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
Buy a better computor,a microwave and a bar fridge then LIVE in my room (except for the few times i had to take a shower)

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
gum...mmm sugar free strawberry flavour

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
mmm...sugar free strawberry flavour

What's it like being you?
If you knew me you wouldn't ask that question! I'm too insane for anyone to ever completley understand me.

What are your thoughts on writing?
It's fun being able to twist words to express how you feel and when you write something full on tragic and the person reading it starts to cry i feel like i could dominate the world (don't worry i wont...yet)

How tall are you?
More like how short am I?VERY but you know what its kool being short all you tall mther fckers will die first if your in a decapitating boobie trap (lol BOOBIE trap)

What book are you currently reading?
I gave up on reading acual books when i got my laptop with wireless internet connection (YAY FANFICTION)

What music are you listening to?
"Miss Bipolar" by Blood on the dance floor

What was the last site you visited? I was reading

What was the last thing you cooked?
a skin free burger for some annoyingly picky customer at work

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
No nor do i care

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?

Have you ever been water-skiing?
No ever since watching the latest friday the 13th i haven't been able to even look at any natural body of water (e.g lake/ ocean)

What is the weather like?
It's hot i miss the cool weather in Tasmainia (Birth state)

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
nope holidays are for people who have money, ahh well im dyeing my hair rainbow for the holidays that counts as something...right?

Anything else?
I can't get over the fact that every time i have my ipod on full blast and start singing to it randoms sales people come up to my door and congradulate me on my good singing voice I DON"T KNOW YOU GO AWAY D:

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

FRENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "FUCK THAT WAS FUN!"

1. Your real name: Not saying

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Ketax

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): katizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Lucy outlook

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): finka

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Sars

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): can't be bothered finding them out

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Midnight or Black Spot (lol like the pirate curse :D)

~ random comments~

wow have you ever realised that random and condom end the same way... i wonder if that means something

OMFG my math teacher actually fcked up and said sex instead of six LOL

Getting onto the subject of LOL if you are full on sick and tired of people getting up you for saying lol change your ways. from now on say LOLGASIM IN A ROFLCOPTER lets see who gets up you then... ;D

don't you hate it when people ask you what your favourite thing is like music or colour i mean WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WANNA KNOW??

have you ever just wanted to put tin foil on your head and dance around in a tutu sing "IM THE TINFOIL HAT PARADE WOOOOYEAH" cause i really wanna do that right now

Is it weird for me to like a song even tho i don't understand the language that the person is singing in?

have you ever found a rude song in another language just so you can sing it at school and no one knows wtf your singing

did you know i helped my dad out at the markets a few weeks ago with pink as the main colour I was wearing. he wouldn't let me take off my sunnies tho cause he thought my white eye contacts would scare off customers. (btw if you answered yes to that your my stalker...congrats...freak...LEAVE ME ALONE...Nahhh im just joking!) no seriously dont stalk me

have you ever randomly gotten up and done the sprinkler dance move on the train... you should try it's fun.

so i hang out with fairly emo peeps at school which is kool cause sometimes im like that, you know whats fun? wearing HOT pink and hanging round them singing barbie girl!

If ever you get bored in class i have a solution. sit with a group of friends and on the end of every sentence you say to each other add 'in bed' or 'in my pants' I garuntee laughs

have you ever listened to one song on your ipod while singing a completely different one out loud?

isn't it great when friends you know start singing the same song you are listening to but another part of it.


have you ever written a gay sex scene given it to your friend to read only to have her try and eat it cause she see's a teacher coming?

have you noticed how much i go on if you let me... by the way i just finished my 2nd carrot

~And now...what i learned from twilight~

Lessons Learned in Twilight(Edited

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. (till you get thirsty :P)
2. The future is not set in stone. (cause stone is to breakable)
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.(so feed them, then they are cuddly)
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.(xcept my mum)
5. True love knows no boundaries.(except the ones you set)
6. Some people are just danger magnets.(so don't wear metal)
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.(then they fight over who gets to keep it)
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!(Don't worry steph myers, i hear sedatives come in vanilla flavour now)
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.(however a good fuck is always just around the corner)
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.(unless your bribing mello, then chocolate is better)
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.(It's never there)
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.(but its also way prettier)
13. Family is about more than just blood.(It's about fighting over the dishes)
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.(just don't bother with anything else)
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.(so if you run out of hairspray get someone to hit you!)
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.(but only one in the dictionary)
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.(and there virginity)
18. There are exceptions to every rule.(so just pretend that rules don't exist nd you will be fine)
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.(or you could just be apethetic, that works)
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.(It just means your ummm...special)
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.(wich is why its a stupid emotion)
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.(warm hands = you know how to operate a heater)
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.(because you can die)
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.(till the lion gets hungry, kills the lamb, then cries nd hurts self over it)
25. Romeo was an idiot.(but he was hot)
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.(unless your a night time person, then its morning)
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.(they should be attempted with an equally idiotic friend)
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.(till you start talking to yourself, then you open up a whole heap of more fun)
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.(and hot, they also hurt you when you kick them)
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.(unless eric northman is around, then it's already paradise)

lol, no offence to twilight lovers. but twilights been made to mainstream, so I'm over it.

~well i leave you now with one last mental image, OMG NAKED DANCING GAARA~

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His Butler, My Master by Sachelarot reviews
Pins... like a butterfly on a corkboard... a soft touch... a redemption... an escape... and a pain that will never fade until I take it from you.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,914 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Rebirth by Asian Tensai Tenshi reviews
Through an odd turn of events, Ciel is reincarnated into a Japanese teenager named Itonomi Sora, but he can still remember his past life. Sebastian finds him and their lives turn upside down. SebastianxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,329 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Grave by BCooper reviews
Because some secrets are better left six feet under . . . . Part 1: Joker Origin; Part 2: Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,633 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Reluctant Concubine by Black Forest Blood Bath reviews
After worming his way into the good graces of the higher ups Eric comes to own a human with rare abilities. What are her powers? Why does Pam think Eric's going soft? Could Eric actually fall in love with a human? Rate M for future chaps Eric N. x OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Eric N.
Bare by Jasmin Rogue reviews
-this story is on hiatus- After trying to stop and witnessing an attack on Fangtasia, Adrianne captures the attention of vampires and humans alike and along the way begins an odd relationship with the bar's owner, Eric Northman.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,529 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Eric N.
Warrior Within by Azumi Gaiden reviews
A Dragon, A Puppy and A Cat. Helena, Ciel and Sebastian desires and objectives collide. She wants to protect her beloved friend, he wants to take the boy's soul for his own fun. A SebastianXOC history on HIATUS because I'm working more on "Black Cat"!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sebastian M.
Wammy Days by L Bloodrose reviews
Will Mello get over his re-occering nightmares? Will Matt admit his deepest, darkest, secret to Mello? Will Rodger ever stop eavesdropping? Rated "T" for blood, courpses, and possible Yaoi, although it will be only fluff, no lemon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Mello, Matt
Difficulty by Syrasha reviews
She was a coward, an immature and scared little girl. And they loved her for it. MattXOCXMello MattOCMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Grasp on to your life by melloxchocolatexluva reviews
Ella's soul still roams and can steal bodies. She stole her own dead body to keep her living. She was brought to an orphanage and met Mello and Matt who are curious about her past. But, what if 1 of them figures out she's a ghost.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Matt, Mello
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Questioning the Dreamer reviews
Why do we dream, surely a simple question can be answered, but some things aren't as simple as they seem... An Arthur/OC pairing fic rated M for content ect.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Arthur
Keep Crying Lover reviews
Eric never talks of his first love. But when she is Reincarnated by whoever is in controll of that stuff he gets a chance to be with her again. sorry i suck at summeries! rated M for some chapeters and probably language as well Eric/Oc.human eric chap 1
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Eric N.
Haloween Party reviews
CielxSebastion Lizzie is coming over for a haloween party and ciel needs a costume. What will happen when Sebastion picks out the costume himself? Sorry i suck at summaries oh yeah and i don't own kuroshitsuji... LEMON
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Strawberry Short Cake reviews
Light is concerned about L getting cavaties, L doesn't think there isn't anything to worry about and Light probably should have told Misa that he was gay. LxLight rated for baby lemon ;
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2009 - L, Light Y.
Revenge reviews
When Near uses Mello in a way to explicit for a summary Matt begiuns his revenge. rated for language and sexual references. Possible lemon if i get enough reviews. Disclaimer: I don't own death note etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Matt, Mello
Midnight Swim reviews
A short oneshot lemon MelloxMatt. At nighttime in a pool ; Rated for well the lemon duh and swearing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete