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Author has written 4 stories for Inglourious Basterds, Harry Potter, Django Unchained, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

One time when I was driving with my dad I couldn't think of the word Farmlands, so I described the area as "Agricultural Grounds" He thought it was hilarious, and made fun of me for the way I described it for a month.

The other day when I was driving at night a possum ran out in front of me and I slammed on my brakes. Instead of shouting "F-ing Possum" I shouted "F-ing Marsupials!"

I feel like those two instances accurately describe how my brain works. It's not uncommon for me to use the scientific word for things, though I generally avoid to do so in my stories.

I'm a huge fan of Law and Order SVU and I Love John Munch.

I'm a very liberal person, and my stories are very heavy in liberal topics. It's the truth, I'm not going to deny it. I'm also not going to change it.

My stories also feature a lot of pop culture references, unless they don't take place in our times.

Then it's pop culture of the respective time.

I love getting reviews, I'm very open to creative criticism, so long as it truly is creative criticism, and not just "OI U SUK SUK A DIK AND DYE" I mean, come on. Let's try to use our big homosapien words.

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The Slow Burn by lovethebroken reviews
After hiding herself away for five years, SHIELD has finally found her. Now she's finally found a use for this gift that she calls a curse. Although a few things she hadn't counted expert marksman and a super soldier. Clint/OC & Steve/OC Spoilers-PART ONE AND PART TWO inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,366 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC, Falcon/ Sam W.
Recruited by LittleApril reviews
Anna Wellington is Stark Industries' top Systems and Technical Analyst, second only to Stark himself. And then SHIELD intervened. Steve/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,994 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC]
Legerdemain by Syrasha reviews
ON HIATUS. "Just because you're also Captain America doesn't mean that you stopped being human, you know, and it doesn't mean that you aren't allowed to ask for help when you need it." Steve RogersXOC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,832 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Them or us? by Cowoline reviews
It has been four years since Hellboy, Liz and Abraham left the B.P.R.D. The Angel of death warned Liz that Red was destined to bring around the destruction of the world and now that time is getting closer, but how it will unfold is uncertian. They are asked to protect a young woman, Louise Moran, who is hunted by a relentless cult. This does not get easier when Abe falls for her.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,393 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Abe S., Hellboy - Complete
Embraceable You by TheAngryTori reviews
Elwood Blues gets a chance meeting with a girl who could be his somebody. After thinking he's lost her forever, she is thrown back into his life. But can he keep her in it, while still fulfilling his mission from God?
Blues Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Dreams of Sugar Plums Dancing in her Head by Mademoiselle Anime Amour reviews
*Nutcracker Story*. Clara Sherman is a bored teenage girl who is disappointed by not going to see The Nutcracker near Christmas. But, a gift from her favorite uncle mixes things up a bit, adding a bit of excitement to her dull life. Set in modern day.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Memories of May by Nytd reviews
Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,784 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
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Lookin' For Freedom reviews
Dr. King Schultz, and Django Freeman aren't that different, both is haunted by his past, both are trying to get revenge for someone they loved, and both are two men lookin' for freedom. Accompanied by Dr. Schultz's wife the three of them embark on a journey of adventure, bounty hunting, revenge, and freedom. M For Mature content, and Language.
Django Unchained - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,932 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz
A Touch of Destiny reviews
Calypso had grown tired of struggling against her human bonds, so she sent out her ward, a young woman by the name of Eudora Hester to set events into motion. Eudora expected trouble, chaos, and pirates, but what she did not expect was the tenaciousness of James Norrington; nor how she felt every time she looked into the young Commodore's eyes. CotBP-AWE James Norrington/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - James N., Tia D.
I've Been Chewed Out Before reviews
Aldo Raine telling his story to a young girl more then willing to listen as he talks about their time in Nazi occupied France. Aldo/OC, OC/OC
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 41,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Aldo R.
Two of Us reviews
Emmanuelle Volkov comes from a very old and prestigious wizarding family, she's finally in her last year, she's the Head Girl, but this year everything seems to be going wrong, starting with who she finds herself confiding in and trusting. SS/OC OOTP-DH ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Severus S., OC