Author has written 20 stories for D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Transformers/Beast Wars, Naruto, Hakuōki/薄桜鬼, Hellsing, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, RWBY, Magi/マギ, and Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice.
Melissiaew and I are continuing our work on the Survivor and Seeker series (see her account for a prequel , Golden Love, which focuses on a different character and my account for an AU, Suave or Not, with the same characters) and Unwilling Sword (see her account for a story set in the same universe, Gaara's Morning Glory). Out of Darkness and Beyond the Veil hold the same status as grey-area, update-when-can fics. As for Whisps of Smoke...I'm very sorry. I've lost my muse completely. Hopefully, it will return sometime soon. In the meantime, I hope you'll find enjoyment in my other works!
Hey! Thanks for coming to my page!
I'm just your not-so-average college student geek. I love to travel internationally. Seville, Spain, is one of my favorite places in the world. I enjoy reading fantasy, science fiction, and historical fiction. I spend most of my free time writing (which long plane rides provide a lot of a chance for). I like to laugh, am part of many fandoms, and enjoy movie-watching.
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Melissiaew: Survivor and Seeker, Suave or Not, Survivor and Seeker: Omake, Unwilling Sword
Melissiaew: Golden Love, Gaara's Morning Glory
Constructive criticism breeds success, rudeness breeds nothing. Do not flame me. Likewise, I will not flame anyone, no matter how poor I think the writing may be. Should I attempt to give you constructive criticism, I ask that you not attempt to bite my head off in response, I am just attempting to help you better yourself as a writer.
Allow me to provide an example of a flame that I received on a newer fic: "F--, I had hoped you were dead but sadly you're still alive and still writing s-- fics!"
While this may have been sarcasm in response to my comment "flames are frowned upon in this establishment" at the end of the chapter, it was still uncalled for. If it was a joke, it shows a lack of decency on the writer's part. Suicide and death jokes are never okay. If it wasn't a joke, a person who has nothing better to do than insult others needs to find a way to be a productive member of society. I thought that perhaps that needed addressed. Think about what you say or write before you do so. Many of us have little patience for foolishness, this isn't Youtube.
WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!
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THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Itachi and Shisui Uchiha. Just. Yes. Nmph.
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
Minato/Kushina. But my OTP (one true pairing) is Obito/Rin
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
No, I always feel scarred if I stumble acoss yaoi or hentai of any kind...
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
Working on a Mito (Uzumaki) Senju cosplay
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.
Posters and manga. And a pair of hand-painted Itachi and Shisui shoes.
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Shisui freaking Uchiha
7) NaruHina or KibaHina?
Well, NaruHina's canon, but, I gotta say, I ship KibaHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
Neither, I can't see Sasuke being paired with anyone due to his one track personality. And it didn't really work out too well with his canon pairing either, for that very reason.
9) Which team is your favorite?
Itachi and Kisame
10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
SPOILERS* Tobi is indeed Obito. I called that waaay early on.
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Well...it is canon...
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Itachi. Because Itachi.
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Mehhhh...ehhhh...ummmm...I'm on the verge of being a Sasuke fan but I'm having difficulty with the whole "I'm so emo I can't handle myself" thing...
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Anime takes too long. I'll watch my fav battles because the anime battles are better than the manga battles, but I usually just stick with the manga
15) Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yup. And Boruto. Whoot, me.
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Didn't you know? People with ADD can sense others with ADD. We have this sixth sense-
Kidding. But, seriously, though, how can that kid not have ADD?
17) Sub or dub?
I can do either
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Sakura's pretty cool, so I guess pro
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
Annoying to Deidara, funny to me
20) Do you even know who Tobi is?
He's that little lollipop-mask guy who ends up being Obito Uchiha, the student of Madara Uchiha, who was out to take over the world because his true love was killed. But then he turned good and dies in the end...it was actually really anticlimactic.
21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Gai and sexy do NOT belong in the same sentence...
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
I just really want to see Shisui and Itachi on a mission where Shisui is having way too much fun disguising himself as a woman
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
Just a little of both
24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?
Gaara being hyperactive
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?
...Does Cookie monster like cookies?
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
points down at fic list*
27) Do you like lemons?
Depends. I'll read anything from fluffy implied stuff to pwp if it's well written.
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My entire family is binge watching Naruto and went to a con, as a family, cosplaying Naruto characters. My parents know a scary amount about Naruto characters.
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
Which one? My fav's the one featuring Gaara of the Funk, but TeamNinjaStar's Shippuden Abridged is hilarious too.
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
First my brother and then the rest of my family.
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Yes. I drew Sasori during study hall my junior year in high school and someone started doing weird puppetry hand motions at me. At first I was just like '...what the heck are they doing?' then, they did the 'we-have-something-in-common-whether-you-like-it-or-not-smile' and I was like '...oh'.
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Nah, brah, I'm not into porn books.
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
No. Pein is the akatsuki leader...or is it Obito...or Madara ...@.@ so confused...wait, why the heck would Minato be the Akatsuki leader?
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
Sure...if you like purplish grey skin, fangs, demon eyes, claws, and freaky hand wings...which I can't say I do...
What is sexy is when Itachi almost wipes the floor with him while he's in the second stage of the curse seal, because the elder Uchiha is a sexy, sexy man
40) Do you have a Naruto OC?
A few. My favorites are Suitopi Hokkaido (who is actually Melissiaew's) and Hinagiku Suishoku from Unwilling Sword.
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
No way. I just happen to be a super-geek
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?
I think I look like Temari, don't know what other people think
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not go to class sky clad
31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous
43) I will not lick Trevor
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
51) A Time Turner is in no way related to the TARDIS
Good and Best Friends will...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. A Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A good Friend: Will help me learn to drive. A Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away. A Best Friend: Won't let me go away.
A good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down. A Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.
A good Friend: Will bail me out of jail. A Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up".
A good Friend: Will go to a concert with me. A Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.
A good Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad."
A good Friend: Asks me for my number. A Best friend: Asks me for her number.
A good Friend: Hides me from the cops. A Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
LIST YOUR TOP TEN DGM CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME: (not in any particular order)
1 Kanda Yuu
3 Allen Walker
5 Komui Lee
6 David (or Debitto)
7 Cyril Camelot
8 Tyki Mikk
9 Bak Chan
10 Marian Cross
1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? "...Whatever happened, it was not my fault, it was probably Lavi," I'm assuming he's here to kill me.
2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Probably turn bright red and run out, apologizing. I would be bright red too and frantically clutching a towel to myself.
3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? "Lavi, that joke isn't funny. Don't torment Bak just because he has a crush on Lenalee."
4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? "…What is it? Did you poison it?"
5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Heheheh, revenge for whatever prank he and his brother undoubtedly pulled on me.
6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? NOOOOO! It isn't true! Please no! Tyki! Help me! PLEEEEEEEAAAASE!
7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? Wow, that was unexpected...I'll bet Kanda put him there
8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? Please, this is coming from the guy who takes stalker pictures of a girl more than ten years younger than him?
9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? That's fine, I probably ignore him too
10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? He wouldn't care. I'd go to Allen instead!
11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? Probably laughs. This is Jasdero we're talking about.
12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A cookbook. He has food on the brain all the time.
13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Save me
14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Probably tell me to wait until he can find a camera.
15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? I went to him and asked him to kill Cross. He said no...so I threatened to tell everyone that he's gay for Lavi. Then he agreed to help me!
16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? I don't wanna know. I don't even want to imagine it.
17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Cheers me on
18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Stares in annoyance...or maybe he's actually staring at my boobs...
19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Have you seen the man? I mean...ever?
20. Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Oh my gosh, you're kidding right? I have no idea what to say to that. "Um...that's...nice..."
21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? Oh, that's so sweet! I'm assuming that he's taking me to Mana's grave, which really means a lot.
22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? "Lavi we already told you that joke isn't funny."
26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? No...that's so wrong...
27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Oh my gosh, that's funny! I laugh hysterically right alongside Jasdero!
28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Oh, no...HE'S GONNA TRY TO EITHER ADOPT OR RAPE ME!!!
29. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? “I'll be your girlfriend!” *smiles cutely*
30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? "...The heck is this...I think this was meant for Lenalee..."
31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? "...So, Allen, how drunk do you think Cross is...and how painful do you think Kanda will make his death?"
32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? "Come on guys, we've got a mission and you're sleeping in!"
33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? No...just...no
34. Would 2 trust 5? Not if the world was ending
35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Cross gets annoyed and Lavi runs like the devil himself is after him (which he is)
36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Kanda: he wouldn't care. He'd just zone out during whatever class he had. Komui: Theatre and science
37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make Dango most likely...and things that shall not be named...
38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? I don't ask, and I try not to imagine
39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? I don't know about okay, but it's funny!
40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Probably goth, black hair, piercings all over, heavy makeup...I have a feeling he would.
41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Most likely boobs. Either that or they're both just drunk.
42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? That was totally on purpose
43. 2 sent a message to her Bf but 9 got it what would happen? Bak would freak out. A message from Jasdero...
44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? I ran in the opposite direction so fast I was a blur.
45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? He would show up and threaten to shoot me, bringing his creepy brother along.
46. 7 won the lottery? You don't want to know.
47. 8 had quite a big secret? If I found out Tyki had a big secret, I would pay Jasdevi and Road off to find out what it is.
48. 9 became a singer? Oh dear...this could be very bad
49. 10 got a daughter? You mean he doesn't already have a bunch of illegitimate children?
50. What would 1 think of 2? He'd think he's a freak and probably want to cut him up.
51. How would 3 greet 4? "Hi, Lavi, how are you?"
52. What would 4 envy about 5? The status to escape Bookman's wrath.
56. What dream would 5 have about 6? Something scary...
57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? Black hair, Noah, creepy, obsessive over family, violent, etc.
58. What would make 7 angry at 8? Tyki didn't come to visit him. Let's just say, it was bad.
59. Where would 8 meet 9? Probably while leading an attack on the Asian Branch. It's not like Bak gets out much.
60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Who would tell Cross anything?
61. What would make 10 scared of 1? I can think of a number of things, one being, well...Kanda is Kanda.
62. Is 3 Gay? No, at least, I very much doubt it. I mean, this is Allen we're talking about.
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