Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, and Push.
Hey! I’m Sara! I hav 2 accounts on here! Ok so about me…
I HAVE BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES, IM INSANELY PALE, A VEGETARIAN, DONT REALLY LIKE ANYTHING GIRLY, LOVE 2 CURSE!!, AND HATE PINK!! AND THE JONAS BROTHERS (SORRY PUFF!!)!!
I'm obsessed with Twilight and reading.
My favorite books are:
Where The Red Fern Grows
Anything about vampires, witches, or werewolves
I have lots of fairly good story ideas, but I don't always know how to take the ideas in my head and put them into words.
I am odd and at times I can be random. I try not to make things random when I'm writing, but it's hard.
I curse like a fuckin sailor which my rents hate! I’m Jewish… But noT inanely religious!
I LOVE GETTING HIGH OFF CHOCOLATE, LIFE, COFFE (ESPECIALLY), AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER SUGARY SUBSTANCES!!
I HAVE LIKE 6 OR 7 DIFFERENT DISORDORS THAT HAVEN’T BEEN DIAGNOSED! THEY R:
DEPRESSION (NOT SEVERE)
I HATE PINK!! IT SUX!! (SORRY IF U LIKE IT!)
I DESPISE THE JONAS BROTHERS! (WAT SERRENA!!)
I AM A SINGER/DANCER(EVEN THO I HAV NO BALANCE/I WRITE MY OWN MUSIC/READER/WRITER/AWESOME!!
I AM OFTEN VERY PISSED OFF AT SOCIETY!! IT IS A FUCKING CURSE!! NOT REALLY CAUSE ITS SOOOO MUCH FUN!!
HEY!! SO MY BFFL SERRENA HAS JOINED FANFICTION!! AFTER MUCH PERSUASION FROM ME!! SHE HASNT WRITTEN ANYTHING YET, BUT IS GOING 2 SOON HOPEFULLY!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
SO HERES SOME RANDOM STUFF THAT HAPPENS AT RANDOM PLACES!!
IN LANGUAGE ARTS WATCHING A MOVIE BOUT WWII:
JIMMY: I WAS ONCE IN A SKIT AND I HAD TO BE A NAZI BUT I COULDNT STOP SMILING!! I WAS THE HAPPY NAZI!!
MRS WHITE:WOW JIMMY... TALK ABOUT RESRAUNT NAMES GONE WRONG! COME ON OVER TO HAPPY NAZI! THE BEST GERMAN FOOD THIS SIDE OF THE HAMISPHERE!!
STILL IN LA:
MRS WHITE LOOKING AT SCREEN WHERE HITLERS MAKING A SPEECH: WOW... WHO WAS THE EDIOT THAT DECIDED YA! WERE GONNA FOLLOW HIM!?
ME: ITS THE HAIR! TOTALLY THE HAIR!
MR. SEPPALA: NOW DO ALL THE GIRLS IN THIS CLASS ROOM GET THIS?
MR. SEPPALA: GOOD NOW- AUSTIN RAISES HAND
AUSTIN: MR. SEPPALA? WHAT ABOUT THE BOYS?
MR. SEPPALA: WELL THE WAY I FIGURE IT, THE ONLY INTELIGENT HUMAN BEINGS IN THIS ROOM ARE THE FEMALES AND MYSELF! SO WHY BOTHER ASKING YOU DUMB ASSES? (YES HE REALLY DID CURSE, MR. SEPPALA ROCKS...)
IN MATH (CROFT'S HOLDING THE SILVER DUCTAPE STUFF):
MR. CROFT: NOW, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WRAPPED THIS AROUND KYLE'S HEAD? LET'S FIND OUT SHALL WE? WRAPS AROUND KYLE'S HEAD THREE TIMES)
KYLE: WHAT THE HELL! PULLS OFF TAPE OW, OW, OW!
MR. CROFT: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE TAPE AUSTIN TO A DESK...
IN SOCIAL STUDIES:
MRS. LECHUGA: IF YOU DAMN CALL ME MRS. LETTUCE AGAIN I'LL KILL YOU STEPHEN!
STEPHEN: BUT, MRS. LETTUCE THAT'S WHAT LECHUGA MEANS IN SPANISH!
JAKE: MR. SEPPALA! THEY'RE TAPING KYLE TO THE DOOR IN DRAG FOR THE SPIRITDOOR CONTEST! CAN WE GO WATCH?!
MR. SEPPALA: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN?
This is so me:
IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the EmpireStateBuilding, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField,1pepsi1obsessed, The BestDamnThing96
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down.
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I feel afraid or scared
I promise to obey all laws
For Charlie's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires
You say you're creepy,
I say I know! :)
When life gives you lemons, throw them
back and yell, I WANT EDWARD CULLEN!!
-hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
-Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
-in the arithmatic of love one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing
-in a perfect world a broken heart is fixed
-act now before its too late
-sweet is revenge...especially to women (so so so so so so so true)
-lifes not trying to pass me by its trying to run me down
-people hold ont memories because no matter what happens you will always have them
- a wise man once said "ask a girl"
- Forgivenessn is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.
In memory of Daddy's Little Cannibal (September 11, 1990 - May 8, 2009):
You were a fantastic writer, and didn't deserve to die, especialy by a drunk driver. You will be remembered!
Now for sad stuff
My name is Sarah
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
She grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom sudddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you
I went to a party, Mom,
I cry for those who lost their lives
I cry for those who lost all hope
I cry for those who don’t believe
I cry for those who cannot cope
I cry for those who lost true love
I cry for those who lost their family
I cry for those who still remember
And I cry for those who cry with me.
And now to this day, we will remember forever.
We are America: And we cry together
a boy and a girl(whom are dating) were in a car the girls very quiet so the boy asks
boy: what's wrong
girl: can you pull over first
the boy pulls over and asks the girl what is wrong again
girl:i really like you but i think we should see other people
the boy looks very sad and about to cry he turns around and hands her a piece of paper before she can read it a drunk driver looses control and smashes right into them the girl has barely a scrath but the boy didn't make it she opens the note and it says
without your love i die
K i don t want to depress anyone any more so some funnyish stuff
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
Girl:Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose-me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
girls, dont you wish that you had a guy like that? only, i think that it would have been smarter to just keep going until the gas ran out...
What would you do for someone you love?
FREAKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN RIGHT HERE
SING TO THE TUNE OF ITSY BITSY SPIDER
The itsy pixie vampire went to the shopping mall.
She wouldn't care if there was no sale at all,
but out came the sun and made her spark-kly,
so the itsy pixie vampire quit her shopping spree.
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
╔══╗╔══╦╗Put this on your
Ways to annoy others on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.
tHE PROOF HUMANITY'S STUPIDITY AND GOING DOWN THE FUCKIN TUBES!!:
-On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
If you hate racism re-post this
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, 1pepsi1obsessed, THEBESTDAMNTHING96
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Now it's time for a random inside joke that no one but me will get:
You can't touch the smartboard, that's Croft and April's teritory!! ooohhhhhhhhh
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. And then give up. No use being a damn fool about it.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
You can't spell crap without rap.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.
Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire.
Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister.
Crazy is running through Sears, screaming that the evil vampires are out to get you, then fall down and pretend to be attacked and when they're escorting you out you turn to the security guard and say "They're coming for you next." Then laugh maniacally...
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)
Welcome to the Dark Side; are you surprised the cookie thing was a lie?
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and laugh you ass off at all the people who waste their time trying to figure out what you did.
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, Before the Sun Sets, BroadwayMasquerade(too many times to count!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, (Sad we know) IPreferVerticallyChallenged(When I fell up the stairs, I slid all the way down and got bruises on my side.), THEBESTDAMNTHING96 (WOW. ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY HOW MANY TIMES I DO THIOS!!)
The sea monkey's got my money.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. LORD commodore Norry (Give me a break! My hand freakin' slipped!), Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess (Too many times to count..it's a CURSE, I tell you!),XxSupernatural.lovexX (Do you think I'll loose brain cells?) IPreferVerticallyChallenged (What's worse is when you slap yourself in the forehead and it leaves a big red mark), THEBESTDAMNTHING96
10 Commandments of a Teenager
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Nitwit, oddment, blubber, tweak.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Why does nothing rhyme with orange and purple?
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like liposuction, eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, C&P this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.(Off. Half of the time I spell 'of' instead. And sometimes I spell 'of' as 'ove' thank goodness for spell check.)
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.
There are three types of people, those who can count, and those who can't.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Family is like fudge; mostly sweet with a few nuts mixed in.
Time for a question. How come whenever a nerd gets mad enough to cuss, everyone laughs?
Left foot right foot, feet, feet, feet. How many many feet you meet.
A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be in the next cell over shouting, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..."
A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"
A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
Stupid Shiny Volvo owner
"It's not pollution thats causing the U.S's problems, it's the garbage in our waters and smog in our air that's doing it!"
Did anyone actually get all the way to the bottom? I have a short attention span. I doubt I could do it.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf in The Coffee Maker for 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don’t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
HEY YALL!! SOOOOOO... U GOT 2 THE BOTTOM HUH?? DUMB ASS.