ABANDONED - Rewrite is posted on my profile; new version on AO3 under the same name and author username.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

When the spell hiding Sunnydale breaks, it's not just the outside world that is surprised. Xander's roadtrip is certainly going to be quite different now that he's discovered he lives in a world filled with more than just gods and demons, it also has... superheroes!

Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.

Lilly Potter was an amazing witch and tricked her goblin account manager into a clause requiring them to protect Harry Potter from all curses, compulsions, charms and legal constraints until his legal majority. When Goblin Griphook finds baby Harry a living breathing breach of contract, something must be done!

Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

Is this the reverse of an SI? Instead of using the author as the main character of a Jumpchain or CYOA I am inserting an actual character from a TV show. Xander Harris finds himself heavily in debt to a multiuniversal company, but the laundry list of powers and harem should make it all worth while.

If someone offers you a contract that grants you everything you've ever wanted... read the fine print before signing. Self Induldgent story aka SI.

Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.

After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Not all wars are black and white, as Harry learns when the second war with Voldemort seems to be painted in nothing but shades of grey. In which Harry is confused, Tonks is overwhelmed, Barty is a genius, Snape hates everyone, Dumbledore is trying his best, and Voldemort is having the time of her life. fem!Voldemort

Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.

Sacrificing yourself for others is always a noble act and such an act deserves a reward... but all that glitters is not gold. However, if you're clever enough you may still find some value in it. Xander takes his 'reward' and turns the universe on its head once more thanks to an old Indian parable.

Harry won the war. It's months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago. Where the Potter family's still fighting a war against a Dark Lord that's ruling the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.

Sunnydale is a magical place and has been so since long before Buffy was born. Willow's attempts to encourage Xander and Jesse to read when they are ten leads to worlds of adventure.

Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.

AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Catching Fire: Pregnant Katniss Everdeen. New CF Arena. Slow Burn. Romance. "Do you miss it?" I ask. I thought of the lingering touches, the meaningless kisses, the arena. Part of me is consumed with guilt and another, much smaller part, is reminiscent. "I cannot say I miss the lies," Peeta whispers. He does not miss the fighting, the death, or my kisses.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it. The opening 42 chapters have been revised and updated as of March 2023.

Kazuto was always exceptionally talented, but limited by his own idea of kindness. Having been corrected at an early age, he excels through life without much of a purpose. Now trapped in a rather gruesome death game of his own choice, he will attempt to break though it as Kirito, the famed Prince of Swords. Kirito/Multi

Sakura takes a nap and when she awakens...things are not quite as she left them. SakuIta, SakuKaka

By night, she dreamed of killing him, of playing her hand all at once and going out in a blaze of glory. By day, she kowtowed with just enough stiffness to show him her fantasies. In return, he forced her moves like she was just a piece on his shogi board - and she was. Kakasaku, Spoilers up to Manga 452

Kicked out of his home universe and then booted from Marvel, Xander better hope DC has a more lenient immigration policy. A possible future for: Walking on Sunshine.

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123

Sakura's taken to be the Imperial Great Son of China, Li Xiao Lang's concubine. Can she survive the intrigue, jealousy and dangers of life in the Forbidden City as she tries to please the prince while falling for another, all with an impending war? SxS

Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

Because of the Fourth Great Ninja War, of the deity named Kaguya, the world almost came to an end. However, something odd happened; the past came right before their eyes, and they were living in it. Kurama did what he felt he had to do, but the real question is… who was the one that time-travelled? [Ongoing; Team 7-centric; Time travel; Eventual Romance; Multiple Pairings]

Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.

Part 4 of the Herido Addams story. There is a mad man on the loose at Hogwarts, but never mind that. What's all this about Sirius Black?

YAHF: Forever banished from his home universe when Xander's choice of Halloween costume leaves him a gift of great knowledge, he's forced to make a home for himself in this new world where superheros and villains are commonplace. This world of Gods and Monsters wont know what hit it. Xander!Harem, language, lemons, and adult content.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

By the time they wake up from the dreams induced by the Infinite Tsukuyomi, it's all over. The world is saved, or so they'd like to say. In the wake of the war, every day is as uncertain as the night before the confrontation. Some wake, while the civilians dream on, leaving the ninja to fend for themselves without their support network. Every day is still a fight. Co-author LolaLot

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.

It's nearing the end of the Fourth Hidden Shinobi World War. Konohagakure is gone, almost everyone is dead. Naruto and Sakura aided by Itachi and abetted by Kurama, use a forbidden Time/Space ninjustsu/fuuinjutsu combination to reverse time. Aiming to change the future for the better, they embark on a journey that will change Konoha and the Elemental Nations forever.

Kakashi always thought that Sakura -the weakest member of Team 7- was someone to be protected, but being her personal Anbu guard after she got named as the next Hokage wasn't quite what he had in mind... Discontinued for the time being, read at your own risk!

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Something has been prowling Ouran Academy's hallways, and it has set its sights on the club princess. Now, it's a race to protect Haruhi at all costs, but will such a practical woman even let them? Host Club antics plus supernatural drama equals a typical day in the Host Club. Primarily HaruhixMori, but also HaruhixHost Club. COMPLETE

It seemed odd that a simple quest for quiet would result in an 8 million yen debt. But what if it hadn't? This is the tale of Fujioka Haruhi and Morinozuka Takashi, the Third Music Room, a well-climbed tree, and an unbroken vase.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Hatake Kakashi was given the task to be happy or face an untimely, early demise. So, of course, he picked the more appealing option. Pursuing happiness sounded easy enough.. A/U. Kakasaku. Rated M for a good, very fun reason.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

Load Game Avatar - Xander Harris... Begin story in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Story starts.

In a technologically advanced city, Sakura has found herself on the other side. Working against those she once called friends, and alongside those she once called enemies, she searches for the truth behind her mentor's death & a friend's disappearance. Canon divergence; AU - future; Rated M for language, violence, sex, and other adult situations. ItaxSaku

Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Anything. He'd do anything. Replay his summer with the Dursleys. Do detention with Snape for a year. Heck, even be kidnapped by Voldemort. Anything not to be stuck in September 1942 with Tom Riddle.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Subtle James Potter wasn't, so when Severus Snape saw Timothy Jacobsen trip on his shoelaces, falling on his face and embarrassing himself in front of pretty, popular, and (nearly) perfect Lily Evans, at first he merely thought he'd had some good luck for once. But what if Potter had done something? It couldn't be that he and Sev were working toward the same goal... could it?

KakaSaku. OOC. Modern Day AU two-shot. NSFW. Kakashi's sent on a business trip to the same town where his old college best friend's little sister lives. The last time they saw each other, she confessed her feelings for him–one's he did not return. They haven't seen each other since, but Kakashi decides to get in touch.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

When Uchiha Sasuke asked Haruno Sakura to be his wife, she thought she couldn't be happier. That was, until she realized that there was someone else, someone she'd never dreamed about being with in a million years, someone who could truly make her happy.

Sakura and Kakashi find themselves falling for each other, but everything changes when Sasuke confesses his love for Sakura. After giving in to her childhood dream and finding it to be not at all what she expected, Kakashi must help her salvage her heart and follow a new path.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

A passing mage, friend of the Rosenberg clan, stops by to check in on Willow as she graduates Junior High. Horrified, he attempts to leave her a protector by buffing up her best friend.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

He would learn, painfully that she was thoroughly claimed. Epilogue to Primal. (Rated M for lemon)

Rather than a castle floating in the sky, Kayaba Akihiko has created a world where the dead refuse to stay put in their graves. Players fight to reclaim Aincrad, a massive city spanning 100 districts, from the grasp of the undead. But when they find themselves trapped in this nightmarish world, zombie-hunting ceases to be all fun and games. Welcome to SLD. Follows Kirito and Sinon.

Some nights, the demons get the best of Kakashi, and he is best left alone. This night, Sakura interrupts, finding a man she does not know, yet offers him solace in the most unexpected of ways. Lemon. Smut. It's dirty, y'all. Oneshot, with potential for future oneshots continuing the story. KakaSaku. If you don't like, don't read.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Misaki Ayuzawa finds herself going from tiny actress to national movie star. Thrown head first into a world of glamour, Misaki with publicist Satsuki and manager Honoka is making her way through one screaming crowd at the time. With sexy costar Takumi Usui in the biggest production of the decade, Misaki has a full plate with paparazzi, drama, and pressure. Lights! Camera! Action!

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

With no ninjas wanting to settle down and have a family no special power ninjas are being born. The leaf village decides to take action, pairing up ninja to create the next generation. But when Sakura and Kakashi learn who their partners will be things couldn't go more wrong. Tempers flair and sometimes it's just better to stay out of the way.

Misaki and Takumi are finally married and Misaki finds herself learning her new role as "Mrs. Walker." Living in the big city, she's friends with the wife of the famous band vocalist, Sakura and the wife of the CEO of Igarashi Corps, Ruri. The girls band together and form their own little "Housewife Club" where they discover the good and bad sides of fame and fortune.

Xander is chosen... To babysit Dawn while Joyce joins Giles searching for Buffy in LA following the Alcatha incident. Unfortunately for Xander, Dawn has a plan, The Mayor has a spell, and TV has its first live broadcast Reality Show!

He was the only person she ever loved, really. She would give up everything for him - all she had and more. Though it was never enough, Sakura knew, not for him. But maybe she was moving on. Maybe she was letting go. Maybe it was her time now. Hers and Itachi's. ItaSaku. One-sided SasuSaku.

Misaki is training at the world's most elite academy. Rich snobby boarding school to the outside world but legendary spy academy to the undercover world. The girls there are drilled not to trust men. They must rely on their own skills and training. Of course, after Misaki graduates she's paired up with Usui to form the ultimate tag team. The hardest lesson of all: spies don't love

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Countess Ayuzawa has been widowed and now the family land is at stake. In order to provide for the good of the people, she sends her oldest daughter, Lady Misaki to wed the powerful Duke, Usui Takumi. Misaki had always dreamed of marrying her childhood friend Lord Hinata but is shocked when her mother announces an arranged marriage. How could she wed and love a complete stranger?

You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!

Teacher and student. Comrades. Teammates. Friends? Lovers? There comes a time when people and their relationships evolve beyond titles. Will it hold true for Sakura and Kakashi? Currently rated for mild violence, images, themes, and language usage. Rating may change later.

[AU] A month into the death game, the SAO Case Victims Rescue Force recruits an unwilling member with a personal stake in the game to help unravel the life-or-death mysteries of the technology behind Sword Art Online. But when a daring rescue plan goes horribly wrong, time is running out—for her, and for every one of the players at Kayaba's mercy.

What happens when Sakura forgets...certain things. Her boys are there to witness

Usui has been banished from his family and is reunited with Misaki. They decide to run away together and pursue a fresh start in Japan. They are throwing away everything to be together. To start with nothing but love is the ultimate chance...or test?

Kakasaku. Two words. That was all it took to shatter her entire being. Because they were words that she thought never hear again. He's back.

Kakashi hates hospitals, and Sakura knows that. Usually she handles her boyfriend's checkups, but when he finds out that he made her an appointment to see Ino he decides to punish her.

When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

"I can help you get ready for ANBU, but only if you're willing to help me test out this new doujutsu I've been working on." The sexual tension comes to a boil. —KakaSaku

It's hard to say when it all began. KakaSaku. Now a two-shot!

A collection of humorous drabbles and oneshots featuring our favorite ninja and his pinkhaired medic. [rating varies from K to M.]

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

A persistent friend. A crowded club. Hot bodies. It was shaping up to be an evening that Kakashi could've lived without. Little did he know that he'd run into a certain pinkette and that it would be just what he needed - a change of pace. Rated Mature for a reason. One-Shot.

When life shatters around us, there are only two options: we either shatter along with it or we scrape up the pieces and start again. Sometimes though, it's necessary to piece together others before we can fix ourselves.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.

Konoha's scientists are conducting a research study on dreams that is open to the public. When Sakura volunteers herself, she finds she's in for a lot more than she bargained for, and that the experiment requires a partner. KakaSaku

Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku

No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi

Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.

At the end of today, Kakashi will wish that he had just stayed home after all. Kakasaku Big Bang Contest Entry. Lime.

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

Peace is restored but it comes at a great price. Rather than move on, Sakura flounders in self pity. But what happens when her teammates find out? What will they do and how will she feel about it?

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

RESORTING The Sorting Hat is tampered with. Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ron are sorted into the wrong houses. The weirdness follows them through their years at Hogwarts with strange machines being discovered, conspiracies being investigated, Dark Wizards poised to overthrow the world, and Hogwarts moving to new places. This band of misfits has to band together to save the world.

When the unthinkable happens to Sakura, she struggles to fill the gap in her memory from a mission with Kakashi 3 months prior. She stumbles on something tremondous, and finds herself facing a choice that could change the fate of Konoha forever. Kaka/Saku

Katniss alone wins the 74th Hunger Games to return to her family and home in District Twelve. But the admiration of a dangerous suitor changes her life and plans forever. Banner by Ro Nordmann: h t t p :/tinyurl . com /6p9jjln delete spaces

Sakura just knew that stupid mission would go bad. Now stuck in the past, she must get home and soon. A stolen sword, Whirlpool politics, and teenage Kakashi are the least of her problems because... the Kyuubi is coming and she cannot interfere. Right?

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

A drabble written for an LJ meme. This is a PWP of Kakashi and Sakura's explorations of S&M. It contains EXTREME sexual content so I don't want to her any complains. You have been warned.

Sakura's too young, Kakashi's too...different, and neither knows what to do with a real, live friend. They both want one, though.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

In the past, Itachi Uchiha had never been turned down by any woman, but he was about to be put in his place by a certain pinkette...or was he? AU Non-Massacre

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

"I want a child." Haruhi wasn't sure if she had meant it as a joke when she first said it, but it came out sounding serious just the same.

James comes up with a nickname.

Willow gets Xander an RPG game for his birthday, but nothing is ever normal when the Hellmouth is involved.

AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

Sakura is in her third year of medical school and is struggling to pay the bills. When an opportunity comes to pose as a nude model for a men's magizine, she reluctantly takes it, but she didn't expect the magnetic pull toward her photographer. Kaka/Saku

Some things are easy to forget. Some things are hard to forget. Sakura would never forget that mission that she went on with Kakashi-because some things were made to be remembered. For the LJ Blindfolded Contest.-Sensei Series*

"Of course. All day long. You'd better be full of energy. It's gonna be really…dirty." The question is: is Sakura ready? KakaSaku

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Trapped in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission's disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabotage, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

Of all the ridiculous missions Tsunade has assigned Sakura in the past, this one takes the cake.

Sakura steals her boyfriend's uniform. Kakashi approves of the outfit, and shows her his appreciation. KakaSaku, lemon, oneshot PWP

Sakura leads a charmed life; The prestigious student the Fourth, esteemed shinobi colleagues as far as the eye can see.. Yes She is a fine shinobi, but what about what she wants the most keeps slipping away.

Sakura moves into a new apartment in desperate need of cleaning, but when both her friends bail on her to help, she gets some unexpected help from her saucy new landlord. KakaSaku oneshot

Kakashi loses his Sharingan in the fight against Pain. What will this mean for the famed Copy ninja, and what effect will it have on an emerging power struggle in Konoha? KakaSaku. Manga spoilers. Hiatus, see profile.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.

Dedicated to TheRoseandtheDagger. Sometimes, it only takes a hair cut to bring people together… even former lovers. Rated M for a reason. AU. Non-massacre.

As the New Year is around the corner, our favorite kunoichi wonders what to do with a suddenly elusive lover of hers. And, of course, she has all the answers she needs ... in some well known books. KakaSaku, of course!

Sometimes, Santa's helper needs a little loving. Dedicated to the Kakashi x Sakura Fan Club on Naruto Forums

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

sakura wakes up in bed hung over and next to kiba. what will her fiance think? a bite mark binds them together. can playboy kiba & engaged sakura figure a way out, but in the end will they really want to? kibaxsakura, choujixhinata, shinoxino, nejixnaruto

Sequel to The Temptation. Naruto and Sakura had a bet going on. But how did Kakashi end up being dragged into it? Kaka/Saku. 50-shinobi Theme No 3: Tossing a Coin.

In which someone feels the need to “playing hooky from the ninjin game and getting down and jiggy wid it.” Of course, that would be fun for all parties involved. KakaSaku shameless smut.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

When Tsunade bullies Kakashi into substituting for Iruka at the Academy for a week, Kakashi is bombarded with a truckload of work. Will a surprise visit from a certain pink-haired kunoichi cheer him up or be a distraction? KakashixSakura one-shot. Lemo

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....

His publicized life as a model/actor forgot to account for one thing: the identity of the girl he used to love. Now that fate struck in this whirlwind of emotions, are second chances still possible even in a world full of secrets, lies and deceits? SxS.

The day was finally over and all Sakura wanted to do was relax, but an encounter with a beautiful stranger has her spending the remainder of her evening in a very unexpected way. As they say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the hot spring! KakaSaku

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.

Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.

She was something precious... and he didn't trust himself not to break her. KakaSaku. Warning for lemon. One-shot. Complete.

It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura

This was not how he saw his twenty-seven days of enforced celibacy ending. KakaSaku. One shot. MATURE CONTENT

It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku

She was just your average high school innocent, and it was only a matter of time before he began to fall for her... .:A darker look at Kakasaku. AU. Lemon:.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Sakura fixes up Neji and Ino. Neji has to show Ino who's really in charge. NejixIno KibaxSakura. Rated M.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

kibas been gone eight months. sakura's been a little naughty. he's going to punish her. m rated for a reason.

Sometimes just watching the person you want more than anything can cause a pain all its own. And waiting can make it even worse. Kakashi/OlderSakura, Lemon.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

He had never been so hungry, so thirsty, so deliriously human. KakaSaku LEMON ONESHOT

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.

Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.

Haruhi stays late one night at Ouran to finish a project, and one of the Hosts has stayed late as well. Will anything come from some private interactions between Haruhi and Mori?

As previously stated, Hatake Kakashi was one extremely laidback guy. Except when it came to Haruno Sakura and people invading her personal space."

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku

The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Kakashi is now the Hokege, but running a village isn't all it's cracked up to be with endless paperwork and being stuck behind a desk all day. When Sakura walks in while still in her disguise from an undercover mission, things are bound to get interesting

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku

When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku

Now that he's turned four, Kakashi can do a lot of things. After managing to convince his father that he's no longer a child, Sakumo assigns him a very important task while he's gone. Kakashi finds it to be a little more difficult than he thought.

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

[Oneshot] Haruhi needs a break from hideandseek, and she finds it in an unlikely place. MoriHaru.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP

Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...

COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.