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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Some basic info about me:

Name: Martyna

Age: 21

Country: Poland (somewhere far away in Europe)

Occupation: college student (Finance & Accounting)

I love: Twilight, Gilmore Girls, Harry Potter, Confessions of a Shopaholic, One Day, Anne of Green Gables series, the O.C., House, Grey's Anatomy

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Assumptions Are Just Pains In The Ass

(I have bolded the ones that apply to me)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and cool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm WHITE so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist,
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Actually, I'd probably like them if I could get my hands on some)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular.
I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music.
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish.
I am in love with someone who doesn't know that, so I must be a fat, ugly, cowardly bitch.

A survey

1. Grab the nearest book and turn to page 81 and find line 4:

”Don’t mention it,” he says. “I’ll leave a shirt for you in the stock car.” – Water For Elephants by Sara Gruen

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?

The coffee table

3. what was the last thing you watched on TV?

2011 World Championships in Athletics

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time:


6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Today, seeing a movie “Midnight in Paris” by Woody Allen in a cinema

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fanfiction “Royal Rebellions” by xNimC

9. What are you wearing?

Dark jeans and a yellow comfy T-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

Today, during “Midnight in Paris”

12. What is on the walls of the room you’re in?

Olive paint, two paintings, a few loudspeakers, a sconce, a cross

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s kinda cool ;)

15. What was the last film you saw?

“Midnight in Paris” by Woody Allen

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night what would you buy?

A driving license (I managed to fail my driving test yet again)

17. Tell me something about yourself I don't know.

I hate dancing! I feel extremely self-conscious and uncomfortable when I am on the dance floor.

18. If you could change one things about the world regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Find home for all animals in shelters.

19. George Bush:

His surname is so funny ;)

20. Imagine your first child is a girl what would you call her?

Karolina or, in English, Caroline

21. Imagine your first child was a boy what would you call him?

Filip or, in English, Philip

22. Would you ever consider living aboard?

Only if I got admitted to Yale University (too much of Gilmore Girls)

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Speak by babylou23 reviews
Bella moves back to folk in hope that her daughter Leah will get better, then Leah makes friends with the boy next door and maybe a father's love is just what the daughter ordered.EXB R&R OCC Copward,daddyward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,067 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Came Too Early by Elliania reviews
Complete. Edward and Bella married too young and for all the wrong reasons, so no one acted surprised when their marriage crumbled down. Two kids and five years later, events force them to live under the same roof for a while. Will they realize what they lost? AH. Older, divorced E/B. Daddyward. Angst. HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,791 - Reviews: 3930 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15132 - Favs: 8,873 - Follows: 9,193 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
We Move Through It: Life by HelliesWorld reviews
Edward and Bella are in their 30s, raising a family and moving through 'life'. Enjoying & hating each bump and turn in the journey. It is about the moments in life that can make or break us. *it will be amazing - trust me*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,071 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Traveler by MidnightLove87 reviews
Airport after airport, you travel around the world, but why? Is there rhyme or reason to it? When Bella's new career has her traveling and bumping into the same fellow over and over will she chalk it up to coincidence or will she want more with him? Englishward/Olderward/Skyward Written for the one and only Midnight Cougar!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 4,735 - Follows: 5,383 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Biggest Mistake, My Greatest Salvation by LyricalKris reviews
Edward has spent all of his thirty-two years trying to be the man his grandfather raised him to be. When he wakes up married to a young, scared, pregnant stranger, this is one mistake he won't leave in Vegas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,338 - Reviews: 6338 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 3,549 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3549 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hole In Her Heart by akaMick reviews
As doctors race to fix the hole in her daughter's heart, can Edward fix the hole in Bella's?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,577 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Artist in the Ambulance by creampuffsteph reviews
While trying to run from his future, Edward gets into a car accident. Bandaged head to toe, his disdain for hospital staff extends even to the woman who saved his life. Without the aid of his good looks, does he stand a chance? AH/EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,393 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009
To Have and To Hold by Shahula reviews
One night of passion leads to big changes for Bella as she faces the consequences. But will she fess up to their actions or keep the forbidden romance going? Is he hers to have and to hold or will he be another's before its all over? Rated M,AH,BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,854 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picture Perfect by lovelovelove22 reviews
Edward and Bella are only together for the sake of their son, but can a family survive through months of seperation?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,326 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Edward, Bella]
Easy by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Everyone thought it was strange, how easy I'd gotten over him. It was all a lie. I held on with the tips of my fingers, burning in pain just to make it look that way. It was hard. The hardest thing I'd ever done. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,475 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by kyla713 reviews
Bella's five year old son makes a Christmas wish she'd never expected, and sets her entire world spinning. Written for the Fandom for Preemies compilation. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,830 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lights of Life by Greye Granger reviews
One night of passion with Edward, and Bella lets herself go comepletely, only to be left with the shock of her life. It doesn't help matters when she realizes she has no idea where Edward is, who he truly was, and if she'll ever see him again...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3274 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unintended by knicnort3 reviews
Edward didn't care about anything or anyone, but a cruel scam on the pastor's daughter sends his world upside down.A meaningless night to him results in a teen pregnancy followed by a marriage that neither of them wants. *AH* EPOV* Sum Inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,786 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Hit By Love reviews
Bella Swan, a famous young tennis player, always had one goal in her life - win US Open. When the title seems within reach, a sudden distraction appears in her life. Bella faces a difficult choice - follow her mind or her heart? Review, please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,910 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unspeakable Affliction reviews
The cruel fate forced them apart. Now, after many years, they get a chance to reunite. However, it might not be that easy. "It seemed as if I was on the edge of a cliff – I knew how amazing the flight would be, but felt too scared to actually jump."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revelation reviews
"Pure fear. Fear that he will never hear her voice again, see her again, touch her again. 'Is she…' he tries, his voice breaking a little. He takes a deep breath and starts again. 'Is she a-alive?" Sometimes only a tragic event can help us realize sth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete