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My name is Elisabeth. I am not a particuarly interesting person, I guess. If anyone is bothering to read this then here are a few facts about me:
-Red hair dye is my best friend
-I speak french... though not very fluently. I've been trying to learn it for the past three years but my grammar still sucks. i try and read french fanfics for practice and try to review them in french
-My favorite book is either Eragon by Christopher Paolini (I've tried to read fanfiction about it, but I've only actually found a few good stories) or The Warded Man by Peter Brett (which might be made into a movie!)
-I don't like television muh but if I must watch it, I prefer to watch CSI or Primeval
-I am sixteen but most people think I am fifty because of how dull I am
-I hate racism, sexism, homophobia and everything along those lines.
-I usually only like Slash (my favorite pairing being Harry/Draco) , het pairings are typically so shallow but I do really like Katniss/Peeta from the Hunger Games, I find that they just fit so well together it surprises me.
-I love cliches, but I could never write one
-My favorite house for Harry to be in is gryffindor. I don't mind slytherin, it would be my second choice. I'm disapointented when he's put in ravenclaw and no one ever writes about Harry being in Hufflepuff (thanfully).
-I hangout on Live Journal a lot if you ever want to contact me through that
Things you will never find in my writing:
Mpreg- its just kinda gross... it shouldn't work. If you want a guy to be feminine enough to have a kid, then just write het.
Any character being a mixture of a bunch of different species.Its really unrealistic when people have Harry being a elf/vampire/veela.
Thanks to my awesome beta who has greatly improved my story and my writing in a short amount of time: The.Random.Placeholder. She is writing an awesome Harry Potter/Inheritance cycle crossover that I personally loved (and I don’t usually like crossovers). It’s called New world, New hopes. It is really popular and anyone who likes Harry Potter and The Inheritance Cycle need to read it.
Here’s the summary for it: Betrayed by the Wizarding World, Harry is sentenced for execution: Except, the Veil isn't an execution tool. Thrust into Alagaesia, how will Harry cope with new pressures for being a Rider? Post-DH.
I have one story for fanfiction-
Garden of Eden- Summary: !AU HP/TR Slash Vampire!Tom! The wizarding world is at war against vampires and students are vanishing. Harry has a perfect life, except the man who appears in his dreams, claiming Harry as his, and Harry is starting to question whether this man is even human. Harry's life is relatively easy though, the man isn't the person he hates the most, that title belongs to his DADA teacher, Tom Riddle. SLASH, No Boy Who Lived, Violence.
My favorite Harry Potter pairings are:
Harry/Draco/ Snape- Thats my favorite pairing right now but I only know of one author that actually writes stories using it. I'm hoping that it will get popular soon though.
My least Favorite Slash pairings are:
Sirius/Remus- Everyone uses it, it is sterotypical and I don't see any chemistry between them... I don't even know how they can be friends.
Draco/Ron- Theres a reason why no one uses this. It is like trying to make a sandwitch out of chilli powder and banadas.
Dumbledore/anyone- he's eighty for anyone who forgets this. Even if you write about him being Harry's age, everyone will still imagine him as the same white bearded old guy we all know and love/hate.
Draco/Severus- They're both too alike, they only work if Harry is envolved
My favourite quotes are:
my favourite quote at the moment "The sands of time cannot be stopped. Years pass whether we will them or not… but we can remember. What has been lost may yet live on in memories"- Brom (Eragon)
Wind howled through the night, carrying a scent that would change the world.- First sentence of Eragon (best book ever)
“Burn brightly, without burning out.”
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, but to create something that will."-bob marley
“Let others determine your worth and you're already lost, because no one wants people worth more than themselves.” -The Warden Man
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
“Welcome to Perdido beach, where our motto is: Radiation, what radiation?”-Michael Grant-Gone
"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?"-Draco Malfoy
"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days."-Draco Malfoy
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” ―Stephen King
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."
"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours [broom] Malfory. Then it could catch the Snitch for you."
“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together... There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we're apart... I’ll always be with you.” - winnie the pooh
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Harry Potter
"Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragety."- Scott fitzgerald
"I’m never wearing them," Ron was saying stubbornly. "Never." "Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
“Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" —J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"For what is a villain without the hero to oppose him?"- luna lovegood
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"- Harry Potter
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to pick one that fights back." -Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically." — J.K. Rowling(Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)
“To know who you are without any delusions or sympathy is a moment of revelation that no one experiences unscathed.”- Brom (Eragon)
"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers. "I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks." — J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter.'Ghosts are transparent.'"-Severus Snape
“I don't pretend to see the path, but I know it's there all the same. One day, we'll look back and wonder how we ever missed it.” -The Warden Man
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve"- Ginny Weasley
"Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."—J.K. Rowling(Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." – J.K Rowling
“Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love.”
"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."- J.K Rowling
"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." – J.K Rowling
"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Er -- thanks very much, Ernie," said Harry, taken aback. Ernie might be pompous on occasions like these, but Harry was in a mood to deeply appreciate a vote of confidence from somebody who was not wearing radishes in their ears.
“Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.” -Gone by Michael Grant
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."
“I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
"Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."
"Many people have died for their beliefs...The real courage is living and suffering for what you believe."-Brom (Eragon)
"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011
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