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Author has written 7 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Wolverine & the X-Men, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Ultraviolet, 2006.

Something I think you people should know... I'm a... GEMINI!!! and you know what that meeeeaaaannnnns!!! yes i LOVE using big words and i'm quite talkative. Anyway i just want to say that every person who at least glances through my stories y'all are awesome! if you feel like you must leave flames after reading i appreciate your opinion and shall take it as constrctive criticism! Also just to say how greatful i am to see that you care enough to actually read this crappy little paragraph... I wish you all well and if you want to know about my other so called talents. (I'm pretty sure i suck at both writing and art.) here is my Deviantart page:

Thank you for your time! -Kat

Hey! Kat and my 'sister' Veronica here! we LOOOVE this site!

Veronica: Kat's the hyper one and I'm the more relaxed one.

Kat: O_o Relaxed my @$$ your kidding right?

Veronica: Shut up.

Kat: your the Kickass one and i'm just crazy that's all.

Veronica: Yes! you admit it! You are crazy!

Kat: Yeah yeah whatever V.

Veronica: The point is you litterally can't have one without the other!

Kat: That's right! we're two halves of the same girl!

Veronica: Yeah except i control the brain.

Kat: no you don't...

Veronica: so anyway enjoy learning about us if you decide to keep reading!

Kat: Yeah cool stuff comin to our stories too!

Both: Thank You!!!

Our fave stuff is X-men evo, Wolverine and the x-men, and Fruits Basket! i also love Psych, Monk, (WE MISS U MR. MONK!) and Cake Boss.

Check out the awesome music vid we DON'T OWN! (Sick Puppies Rule!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLT5JQxUT88

Favorite quotes are:

"The best wa to hide something or someone is in plain sight." -Judson (The Librarian)

"Superman Never Says FORK!" -scottish falsetto sock puppet theatre. (Youtube)

"Gus Don't be a gooey chocholate chip cookie!"-Shawn Spencer (Psych)

"We're on a bridge Charlie!"- the blue unicorn (Charlie the unicorn)

"Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnaaaaaa!"-Blue unicorn (charlie the unicorn)

"Aww Mr. Happy face didn't blow up!"-Mc. SQuizzy the squirrel (Open Season)

"Hey how you doin?"-Joey Tribbiani (Friends)

"I'm gonna go save the panda!... Panda's dead!"-that gay guy from Balls of Fury (I have nothing against gay people!)

"Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones"-My Friend Bailee (Freshman Spanish 1)


couples we Like and are all for!

CoughKurtXocCough

Kurtty

Romy

Loro

Rovan or Evogue or how ever you say Rogue X Evan they are cute!

Joey & Phoebe

Ross & Rachel

Monica & Chandler

Shawn & Juliet! WHOOOOO THEY FINALLY GOT TOGETHER!!!! haha Lassie was so unsuspecting...

couples i dislike completely!:

Lancitty

Kurmanda

Shawn with any one but Juliet and Juliet with any one but Shawn


Music i like: Paramore, Linkin Park, Evanescence, Seether, The All American Rejects, Nickelback, Lifehouse, Creed, Coldplay, The Fray, Avril Lavigne, Justin Timberlake, Black Eyed Peas, Fergie, Daughtry, David Archuleta, David Cook, Hinder, No Doubt, Guen Stefani, Jason Mraz, Colbie Caillat, John Mayer, Jordin Sparks, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lady GaGa, U2, Journey, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Metro Station, Cobra Starship, Natasha Bedingfield, OneRepublic, P!nk, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Vanessa Carlton, The Ting Tings, Leona Lewis, 3 Doors Down, Carrie Underwood,The Killers, Superchick, Breaking Benjamin, Sick Puppies, Garth Brooks, The Verve, The Eagles, Green Day, and Orianthi.

More Quotes and Jokes:

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

i'd like a coke... is pepsi ok?... Is monopoly money ok?...i'd like a pepsi...is coke ok? Yes reverse psychology worked!

my friend came to school the other day with alittle green house from monopoly...and said it owned my little dog! ... i then pulled out my monopoly red apartment building and said my building owned her car and house!...then one of our friends walked up to us and yelled that his monopoly building (sky scraper) owned all our pieces!

there are 7 days in a week... Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, W.T.F... and everyones favorite SATURDAY!!!!

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. -Mary Schmich

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.-Hunter S. Thompson

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying -Oscar Wilde

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? -Paul Merton

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? -Steven Wright

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. -Ellen DeGeners

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. -Elayne Boosler

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.-unknown

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.-unknown

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.-unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.-unknown

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come! -unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.-unknown

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy evey minute of it.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.

The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

What is this 'kindness'you speach of?

Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper thats the time to do it.

Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.

Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opprintunity.

Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Forgive your enemies,but remember their names.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

Fun flies when your doing time.

My reality check bounced.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percentand

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percentbut

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percentand,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percentand look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you're crazy

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.


How to Get Kicked out of a fast food resturaunt:

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)

2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”

7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.

8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)

9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”

10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.

11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)

12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”

13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)

14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)

15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.

16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.

17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)

18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.

19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”

20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.

21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.

22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.

23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)

24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)

25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"


Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally. (meow mix song possibly)

12) quote fire marshal bill's "Let me show you something" try to do his voice if possible.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear ticking?"


16 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The Bad peoplez are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

16-go to the hose keeping isle and pick up a broom and yell "Up!" at it

How to Get Kicked out of a fast food resturaunt:

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)

2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”

7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.

8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)

9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”

10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.

11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)

12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”

13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)

14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)

15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.

16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.

17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)

18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.

19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”

20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.

21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.

22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.

23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)

24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)

25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms.

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month".

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) I will not sell any of these things i'm not supposed to do to first years retitaling it"Things I'm allowed to do
at hogwarts"

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) i will not tell Dumbledore that his appearance is "feeding stereotypes"

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) i will not sing the "harry potter puppet pals"

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

41) I will not become a rat animagus and re-name myself Yuki.

42)I will not become a cat animagus and re-name myself Kyo.

43)I will not become a dog animagus and re-name myself Shigure.

44)i will not shout the secret about Akito(found in volume 17) in the great hall, hoping to ruin it to those still
reading.

45)I will not say that Peter Pettigrew is Yuki in disguise.

46)i will not ask Professor Mcgonagle "Kyo, why do you look like a woman?"

47)i will not ask sirius how his love novels are going.

48) I will not repetitively ask Snape “Who are you?” while blowing on a bubble pipe.

49) I will not conjure up lemons and say "Life hath given thou LEMONS!!"

50) Using wizard swears inside the walls of hogwarts is also forbidden even if Dumbledore has forgotten he set this rule.

51) Dobby is also not looking for 'his precious'

52) After an argument with Harry I am not allowed to comeback with "Go cry to your Mama"

53) Dressing up as the muggle George Washington and attempting to chop down the Whomping Willow is not advised.

54) Claiming the voices inside my head made me do something is not an adequate excuse for anything.

55) No one is to EVER EVER EVER play music by Justin Bieber, in Hogwarts or anywhere else for that matter.

56) I am not allowed to play the line: "But that was when I ruled the world" from "Viva La Vida" by Cold Play for Voldemort.

57) Spongebob is not a new Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Bean flavor.

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Mystique's Revenge by Serrenedy's OC's reviews
Third in 'Serrenedy' arc. She's sick and tired, She tried to apoligize she did, but some people won't take a hint. Well, Erick owes her a favor and what they don't know CAN'T hurt them, She's getting her kids back...one way or another...Lancitty, Kood, Romy? Tonda, Evetro, OCrelationship
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Mystique/Raven D., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Caged by AnimationMutation reviews
Once wild and free, now held prisoner like an infected animal. NightcrawlerOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Nightcrawler, OC
Feral by Mutinous Pirate reviews
HIATUS.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Logan/Wolverine
Devil by PragmaticHominid reviews
DEVIL explores life in the Brotherhood of Mutants during the first year following the events in Cuba. It deals with Raven's difficulties in adapting to life in the Brotherhood, with a focus on her relationship with Azazel and the eventual birth of Kurt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 146,717 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique - Complete
My Darling Demon by Whispering Maiden reviews
Katie had the perfect life, until she fell in love with a mutant.Now she's alone and pregnant. She never thought she'd see Kurt again,but now it turns out the X-men need her help to save him.Can she put aside all her fears to be with the one she loves?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
The Wedding Night by streakninja reviews
titles pretty self explainatory.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
A Priestess's new love and a new Choice by MoonLight shadows 3434 reviews
its been aproxomently one year since jack and he mother's death can she handle another that hits so very close to home. As Kalona keeps attacking and going after her can she keep her sanity and at the sametime the abillity to love? changed to M for lemon
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Zoey R., Prof. Dragon L. - Complete
Get Rogue by Ashley Renee reviews
An insane mercenary, a revenge seeking assassin, a shape shifting mutant terrorist and a Cajun thief. What could those four possibly want with Mutant Manor's resident Rogue? Find out as the X-Men scramble for answers. Romy
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,856 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Gambit/Remy L.
My Gift, My Curse by MistressTuki reviews
Billy Quinn never asked to be a mutant, she never asked to be different, never asked for powers, but those were the cards fate dealt her. And everything happens for a reason. With nothing to look back to, Billy can only move forward to a new life.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,455 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Quicksilver/Pietro M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Catnip by Iris Musicia reviews
Kitty decides to see how Kurt reacts to catnip, but unfortunately for Kurt, catnip in a bag looks a lot like illegal drugs . . . Kurtty. Total Crack fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Adventures of Life on Radcliffe Way by wolverinacullen reviews
They fell in love and dared to change the order of the world they live in, now follow Clawd and Draculaura through their lives and adventures in forbitten romance. Other pairings/characters included. Continued in SECRETS OF RADCLIFFE WAY
Monster High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 201 - Words: 273,160 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Draculaura, Clawd - Complete
The Demon Lover by YourPersonalBadassXD reviews
Kurt has always been led to believe that the happiness brought on by love would never shine upon a demon such as himself, but when he meets a new strange girl, he falls head over heels into a whole new world of indulgence- will contain "Adult Situations"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Gender Confusion: The New Recruit by Longing for Fictionland reviews
Luna only thought she was normal, now she's a real superhero, complete with superpowers and a love interest! But how can she possibly get the man when she's posing as a boy? And how can she possibly hide the fact she's a girl from her hot, male roommate?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
In The Heart Of Chaos by Difference-Equals-Normal reviews
When a high class mutant is brought onto the X-men team by a whimsical twist of fate, things are bound to happen, both good and bad. This is the story of what happens to my OC and the team of Wolveine and the X-Men.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 178,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
A Demon's Heartache by LambchopMagee reviews
Rory Magee, "demon" extraordinaire. Being thrown about time with her friend Selene really tosses her into the action. But she never expected to lose her heart to someone not so different from herself. Jumps around First Class and the Trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Azazel, Nightcrawler
Demon's Angel by WandereofWorlds reviews
A piece of Kurt's past comes back to him. They called her a demon, while he saw an Angel. OC/Kurt Lemons much later.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,413 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
A Simple Mission by Ziggurat Rolsovitch reviews
No Summary.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Facades by Howlingatmoon reviews
An interesting girl finds out she's a mutant and comes to Xavier's institute. But what if the girl isn't normal, even among mutants? Can she find love? KurtxOC... Hope it's not a Mary Sue. STORY IS NOW ABANDONED, READ A/N IN 3RD CHAPTER.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Shigure's Turn! by his4evergirl reviews
This fic also comes from Life After the Curse. This is Shigure and Nightingale's love story. Please Read and Review? Nothing constructive to say, don't say anthing. I do not own Fruits Basket.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 28,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Shigure S. - Complete
Guardians by Ashlyn-i reviews
My tale of a group of mutants trying to help others through the ongoing war. Dedicated followers of the X-men they believe in what is right. But one has a past; an important past she cannot remember. Unfortunate when the enemy's weakness is buried there
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Outside Looking In by E-finch reviews
Liz is the type of girl you don't notice, but because of a project, she's about to get wrapped up in the world of the X-men. It's like a smack to the face for her. Literally.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,401 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
A heartshaped blade by SvartAngel reviews
Karro Axelsson thinks very low of her self and don't meet a lot of people. But suddenly she discover something about her self and with that she'll be offerd a place a the Xavier's Institute. There our lovely fuzzy guy gets his eye on her. KurtxOC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Love in a Void by lonely-planet-girl reviews
Named after one of my favorite songs. Just a love story about my two favorite Characters: NightCrawler and Storm.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Nightcrawler, Storm - Complete
Phantom and Feline original by Iris Musicia reviews
Kurt goes crazy with grief of his mother's death and Kitty tries to stop him before he does something rash- but it's too late. Kurt is killed, but he's far from gone, still haunting the mansion, and Kitty's heart. Can love bring him back to life? Kurtty.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,768 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
The New Girl by fullmetalhottie reviews
Danielle Bellamy is a French transfer student to Xavier's School. At first she feels like an outsider, but what happens when she meets the handsome, charming, and slightly mysterious Kurt Wagner?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Behind the smoke by lady of the wilds reviews
somethings were never meant to be seen and for Kurt his own personal demons are geting closer. takes place during shadow dance after Kurt's second trip. lots of fluff. rated T just to be safe
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Kurt the Nightcrawler by RiddikulusWaterbender reviews
Kurt has to stop an evil villain's plan before it is too late! Dun dun duuuunnn!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Through the Flames by Lindelas reviews
Kurt and Logan help a family escape from a burning house, but they soon find out that the fire was more than a mere accident. Now they have to discover who is harassing the family and why. Non-slash
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan
Kurt's new friend by MovieGal007 reviews
On a mission to find a new mutant Kurt makes a new friend, and its just what he needs to take his mind of Kitty and Lance...or is it? Warning: This story is unfinished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Trust by NiFio reviews
Kate and Kurt Wagner experience the benefits of trust. Kurtty lemon/smut oneshot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Ultima by Shantel Lukasik reviews
When Ava comes to the Xavier Institute, she begins a new life. But why are very powerful mutants so intent on having her on their side? With the power to use the abilities of mutants she meets, will her life ever be normal? Kurt/NightcrawlerxOC
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,916 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
All out Xmen 1 by WilsonWisdom25 reviews
An new girl joins the team. What's her power? And more importantly, what is her connection to Avalanche? Kurt x OC Rated for language and some adult thoughts and themes.Kurt/OC p.o.v. mostly
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Painful Beauty by Iris Musicia reviews
A memorial poem to Nightcrawler.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Brimstone and Dying Embers: Azazel story by Lucy Ellain reviews
Becca was only worried about her psychology demonstration...what went wrong? rated T for language AzazelXOC well this went from a oneshot to a two shot but enjoy!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Azazel - Complete
Once Upon a Lost Love by Hoprabbit reviews
In which a certain blue hero finds a certain pigtailed heroine has been gone from him far too long for his liking. Kurtty/Shadowcrawler, probably hints at other couples. Takes place in the future about 8 years. T for language and one scene so far written.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Kitty
Solar Eclipse by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Sequal to Tortured Shadows. After everything that happened over the last few months, the X Men thought that things would've died down for a while, too bad they're wrong. Kurtty, Loro Rogue/Surprise No OCs previously titled 'Eclipsed Sunlight'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,362 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Last Kiss GoodBye by deadlykitty reviews
Kish is no longer welcome on his home planet. With his brother hot on the trail, will his and Ichigo's promise stay true or will their next kiss truly be their last kiss goodbye? KishxIchigo, as if that weren't obvious. New summary and new CHAPTER!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Ichigo M., Kish
I'm Back, He's Not by Wisteria Stargazer reviews
It had been so long since she had seen him. But by the time she made it back, he was gone. Set in comicsverse.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Life After the Curse by his4evergirl reviews
This is the sequal to my story, The Heart. It picks up just a few days after the curse is broken. It continues the romance of Kyou and Tohru as well as others. Some fluff. Don't like dont read If you don't have somethin constructive to say dont say a thng
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
Dance with Me by streakninja reviews
Kurt and Kitty decide to go to their graduation dance as 'just friends' but the end of the night holds so much more. Mind rating towards end. Long but descriptive. Lancitty and Kurmanda lovers turn away now.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Operation: Welcome by Alpha female 01 reviews
Chrys meets the rest of the X-men. Chrys still doesn't trust anyone besides Kurt. Can the others get her to socialize before she has to start school? IN TWO DAYS! Only own Chrys :P. Part of my Xmen evo series
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Heart of Barbs by Iris Musicia reviews
AU-ish: Kitty's away at college now, partying every night and meeting hot guys like the new German Kurt Wagner. Initially going by the name "Chessa", Kitty finds romance with Kurt, but they're both keeping secrets. Kurtty.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Dark Secrets by Bamf99 reviews
While playing a game Rogue uncovers someone's dark secret
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
Walk in the Park by Kikino reviews
Oneshot. After losing a bet with Logan, Kurt has been made to walk through town in his normal form for all to see. When disaster strikes in the city Nightcrawler is called to action but what kind of crowd will he attract? And can he handle it alone?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
A Hero's Departure by YaoiSlashLover reviews
Logan reflects on his feelings and emotions during a certain hero's funeral. Implied Logurt.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Mother by WhiteWingedRavyn reviews
This is my first attempt at fanfic. This is just a poem of Rogue's feelings towards Mystique. Hope you like it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
October and April by aralana765 reviews
A fic comparing Nightcrawler and Shadowcat's relationship to the song October and April by the Rasmus.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Kitty - Complete
The XMen answer your questions! by midnighter1313 reviews
You ask, they answer! The crazier the questions the better! They've all been forced to promise to tell the truth
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Is there a God? by Anahbell reviews
A sweet little Kurt/Ororo fic. Kurt's upset about the way he looks and a certain warm hearted woman is there to comfort him. NO LEMONS, just lots of cuteness and hugs. VERY FLUFFY.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Storm/Ororo M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Eyes by A'isha Ishtar reviews
"Most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes." Blind. Her eyes revealed so much to him, yet nothing to her. For once in his life he was not seen for what he was but who he was. Nightcrawler/OC Kurt/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Nightcrawler
Welcome to the First Day of Your Life, Kurt Wagner by The Queen Baby reviews
The story of Kurt Wagner's life, from birth to his new family. He will join the circus, run from mobs, survive Stryker, join the X-Men, fall in love, save the world, and start a family. Filled with romance, humor, and inner turmoil. First story for me.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Nightcrawler, Storm
Mistletoe by Gabby Gatsby reviews
This is a what if story with Kitty and Kurt from the season two episode seven. Christmas special What if Kurt finally caught Kitty when chasing her with the mistletoe? **Oneshot** R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Awakening by Miss-Abigail123 reviews
Kurt is sick and no one knows what is wrong... bad at summeries just read it to find out!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Image by RisiGurlRox reviews
What is an image? How does one perceive their self? One-shot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Of Muffins and Surprises by Blanc Expression reviews
Of Muffins and Surprises – With Kurt, everything is a surprise. But Kitty is about to receive the biggest surprise yet… One-shot, Kurtty all the way. WARNING: ENOUGH FLUFF TO CHOKE AN ELEPHANT. OR SIX.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
God It's Another Logan! by SeraphimDarkholme reviews
A new student arrives at the institute and she is exactly like Logan! Scott prays, Kurt cusses, and Toad has fun!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Logan/Wolverine
My Engel by Megutan reviews
Short story set during Kurt's funeral, has my Oc in it. It is kind of AU-ish, will edit if needed.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Kindergarten for Mutants by Trekkie907 reviews
An influx of infant mutants means Charles Xavier has to hire a new teacher. How will she fit in with the rest of the X team. Lots and lots of fluff and cute Kurt moments.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Nightcrawler
Wolverine the Canadian Mutant by Blanc Expression reviews
Combine a popular Christmas jingle and a crazy X-geek on sugar high...you get one insanely retarded parody that deserves to be burned in the depths of hell. Merry X-mas...? Rated T for suggestive content and violence. Complete and stupid.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
An AU story by KiraSZN reviews
What if mutants were found out before Xavier started his school? What if kurt and kitty were lab ex periments?what if Logan found them and brought them to Xavier, who houses other mutants with angsty pasts? Read 2 find out. Rated T just in case.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
XCalibre by Anonymoose13 reviews
Katara isn't a waterbender, she's a mutant heading to Genosha against her will on the same boat Kurt/ Nightcrawler saves from the pirates. What changes since Katara is now in the picture? will continue until after X-Calibre. I LOVE KURT!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Katara, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Hunted and Hated by Quill N. Inque reviews
Number One in my Historical KURTTY Series. In 16th Century Spain, Kurt Wagner is on the run from the Spanish Inquisition... COMPLETE!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Siblings by Ivy-Marie reviews
Mystique has another daughter who was adoped out as a toddler, what happens when the girl tries to find her real family.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Mutant Romance by TheWriter'sMistress reviews
A mutant woman named Jessica Holmes on her first day she was having a good time but when she had a nightmare about her demonic father coming who will be her knight in shining armor to protect and save her. Rated T for language just not a lot just one.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Nightcrawler, Gambit - Complete
Cell Block Tango X Men Evo Style! by Bella Bordeaux reviews
The girls from X Men: Evolution perform a song from the musical 'Chicago'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
B and B Party by lela12344 reviews
Kurt and Kitty are getting married. But first they have to have their bachelor and bachelorette parties! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Roommates by BamfIsAwesome reviews
Some people build walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. For others, the barriers blind them, and remain oblivious to the truth until they crumble.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Kurt W./Nightcrawler - Complete
Wonderland is real by SakuraStar12 reviews
Kitty falls down the rabbit hole and the x-men have to save her. They go on an adventure w/ our favorite underland characters.Read to see what happens. Alice and the Hatter are married in this.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
So Close and Still So Far by ElvenQueen18 reviews
Kurt and Kitty are continuously reincarnated into various universes. And it's still all the same.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/12/2010 - [Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened by Shadowy Flip Flops of DOOM reviews
Five things that never happened. You got that yet?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
XGirls Night Out by LaurelynFaye reviews
The girls go out for a night and hilarity follows ofcourse! Will the boys be shocked by what they find?
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010
Lilies and Smoke by XxEJMxX reviews
One day, when the world changes, it's pivotal... There's so much she never knew about.. But that all changes when the freak awakens. KurtXOC !Mary-Sue! first story I ever wrote on here, too lazy to re-write it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Strange Tale by Wish-I-Had-A-Tail reviews
Winner of the 2009 Nightscrawlers movie writing challenge! It's what its said to be: A novella that can be made into a movie.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Rogue's Nightmare by Nightcrawler's Shadow reviews
Rogue discovers what her worst fear is, and its not her skin.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Another One Bites the Dust by AnimeVikki32 reviews
Kurt Wagner never asked to die. His last painful, gasping breaths could be heard throughout the Institute. The cause of all of this? How could a mother brutally murder her own son? The others are next....NO YAOI
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
History of The Blue Smartie by Jazzmatazzz reviews
Ever wondered the REAL reason as to why the blue Smartie was banned? My first EVER fanfic, so i'm not expecting it to be brill, but enjoy it anyway.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Stay Together by truest-of-true-loves reviews
Will Tohru be the silver lining that will break through the clouds of grey that hang over the hearts of the cursed Sohma family? Or will she be destroyed from the inside out? Takes place after the Anime.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Tohru H.
Stone Cold by xxWalkingDisasterxx reviews
COMPLETE SEVENTH CHAPTER UP! Takes place after Impact. What if Mystique had survived the fall down the cliff, and hadn't been shattered? Please read and review! Rated for mild violence. My first serious story! Thanks to every1 who reviewed!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Mystique/Raven D. - Complete
Nor Iron Bars a Cage by Jen Rock reviews
Mystique's thoughts on the Brotherhood and her situation, preCauldron
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Complete
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Escape: The evolution of V reviews
It's been two years and V.'s ready for a revolt against a new enemy... the weapon X program. how ever V. may not be who she seems...Based more off of the Ultimate X-men comic T for some language
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ultraviolet, 2006 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Violet
Home Coming reviews
My Version of the first episode. a new mutant is coming to the mansion and to put more pressure on the other students it's his birthday! KURTTY! Kurt/Oc friendship. k cuz Logan has a colorful vocabulary.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
The Beginning of The End R&E reviews
A dark force is closing in on Nightcrawler with enemies both new and old threatining all he cares for. What does the future hold? R&R
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
In Which Twilight Meets Harry Potter reviews
Well pure crack based off of a question my friend posted on facebook: "What would happen if Jacob Black and Edward Cullen were stuck in the same room with Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?" well here's your answer! Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Chihuahua reviews
Kitty comes home after her date with lance and chihuahua fever spreads throughout the mansion! Kurtty!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Wanda is begining to feel Kurt's pain while he is trapped in genosia.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Scarlett Witch/Wanda M., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Girl of Kurt's Past reviews
Kurt is mourning over the death of his only child hood friend. Cerebro picks up on a girl with a familliar discription.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete