Lady Honor
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Hi my name is- do you really think I am that stupid? THIS IS THE INTERNET PEOPLE!!

Age- see above.

Hometown- again, see above.

Lady Honor is having extreme technical difficulties involving a stupid computer and a lack of computer knowledge or money. Lady Honor is using a friend's computer to add this message. She will try to use her friend's computer to update soon. Thank you for your understanding!

Ok, note on The Forest of Teeth and Claws. I was bitten by the Evil Plot Bunny. I had to write so...yah this is what I came up with. BTW, I hate you Plot Bunny. :p

On Rose- I have 2 accouts, one that my mom knows about and one that my dad knows about. I put that story on the other account, so she is not plagerizing.

Tears

Sometimes you have to smile and walk away

Hold your tears in, and pretend you are okay

You can’t let them see what they do to you

It will make you stronger to see it through

I know it’s hard to hide the pain

But look at their souls, see the stain

They say they are beautiful, smart, loving and strong.

But when they look inside, they see they’re wrong.

You can’t stop the damage they do,

But you can stop it from hurting you

We all know that sticks and stones

Bruise the body, break the bones

But only a few the truth can boast

Harsh words spoken hurt the most

So save the tears for a private place

And know you can win the race

Sometimes you smile and walk away,

And bide your time ‘til another day.

By: Lady Honor

I have been a victim of bullying and this was something i wrote when i was in 4th grade. If you want you can put it in your profile, but this is copywrited and if you do not put my name, i will sue you for copywrite infringment. I am serious, I have gotten a poem and one other work of mine published. I intend on sending this to my publisher. He thinks it is good.:p

I love Twilight, Harry Potter, Jodi Picoult, Paris, London, Frankfort, Germany, and airplanes.

I LOVELOVELOVE: Tamora Pierce and all her books- check them out they are awesome!!

FREAKY THOUGHTS OF LADY HONOR

The number 1.618, also known as PHI is a freaky number. Count the # of leaves on one side of a plant, and then divide it by the # on the other side.(Biggest # by smallest). 1.618!! Divide the length of the crown of your head to the floor by the length of your Belly-butten to the floor. 1.618!! Now divide the full length of your arm by elbow to hand. 1.618!! Perimeter of a spiral on a shell by the next spiral. 1.618!! THERE IS EVIDENCE EVERYWHERE! YOUR BODY, NATURE, WORKS OF ART!!

Have you ever heard of Countess Elizabeth (sometimes Elspeth) Bathory of Hungary? She was super scary. She killed over 650 girls. Some she used for their blood, which she bathed in to keep herself looking young. Others she just torured. Read The Blood Countess for more information. She was one freaky, insane, and twisted lady!!!!

Sarcasm

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never see you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (ask MangoTango450 if you want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'


'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have kids!

If you do not like what you just read, find a ditch, cry a river, build a bridge, AND GET OVER IT!!

Love, Lady Honor

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Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,825 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 394,869 - Reviews: 3981 - Favs: 5,256 - Follows: 5,659 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
H J Potter by S.M wane reviews
Who would expect that sharing a simple kiss with his best friend was all it needed to begin a journey far beyond his greatest imagination? Soul-bond fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 563,028 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 11,435 - Follows: 12,174 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4363 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4270 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Harry Met Hermione by chem prof reviews
What if Harry met Hermione first, and became friends with her, before he met Ron? This story relates Harry's first meeting with Hermione, and continues with the times they meet each other at the beginning of every year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5643 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 282 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Not Going by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After beating Harry badly the Dursleys leave him at a Children's Home. When he attends school, he meets Hermione and they become friends. The Grangers adopt Harry and he lives with them. Aged 11 Harry finds he is a wizard, but is Hermione magical? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,789 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15691 - Favs: 6,772 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 4,846 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A place called home by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
All anyone ever wants out of life is love, a family and home. Sometimes these are right under your nose. Harry/Hermione romance fic. Rated T. Non canon compliant with HBP or DH... probably not OOTP either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,509 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Fantical Lunacy by Xelan reviews
Sequel to Delusions of Granger. Takes place where Delusions left off. Ron has his sights set on Luna and Neville will have to intervene. Mild to moderate Ron Bashing ahead. Inspired by the wonderful folks at Seel'vor's Fanfiction group. H/Hr and LL/NL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Luna L., Neville L.
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 4 by Moonchild707 reviews
Now a senior in high school, Bella is trying to live a normal life with her vampire family. But what happens when Edward's newfound affection, Victoria's return and the struggles of being a teenager provide her with more problems than she anticipated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,392 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perspective by ekimmuh reviews
Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,790 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4076 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 5,775 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a six year old little girl living with her abusive father. When the new student teacher, Miss Hale arrives, how will Bella's life change? Rated M for child abuse, dark. Part 1 of a series. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,901 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Shared Destinies by amightypenguin reviews
Marriage Law fic. Not HBP/DH compliant. Forced together because of a law Voldemort has put into effect, Hermione and Remus try to hold onto their friendship while faced with Dark Lords, jealous friends, and more werewolves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,844 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 3 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella is back in Forks with her adoptive family, and is now a junior in high school. What happens when her world is turned upside down and life as she knows it takes a turn for the worst? How does Bella cope when someone she loves leaves her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,534 - Reviews: 1713 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Warrior's Path by librarywitch reviews
This is a what if story. Canon will be followed when it fits my story. Harry is powerful but not a superhero, Harry and Hermione the main pairing, rating may change down the road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 203,787 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Midnight's Pixie by arwens-light reviews
Twilight from Alice's POV - chapter 20: Prom de la Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,760 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Phoenix Intuition by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Ring of Reduction. A man who lost family to Voldemort blames many; he seeks to punish Harry and his friends as well as cause chaos in both the wizarding and Muggle worlds, threatening exposure of the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 236,786 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ring of Reduction by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery. Feeling a great sense of responsibility for those who die helping him, Harry tries to master his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' as he heads for a final showdown with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 473,064 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fixing Dusk by SurrepTRIXus reviews
The author of this fanfiction was disappointed with the final book of the Twilight Saga and decided to write her own version. Will contain some adult, though not vulgar, themes including sex and violence, but not at the expense of the plot. Daily updates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 8,974 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery by semprini reviews
Post-OotP Reluctantly taking a leadership role in the fight against Voldemort, urging others to 'say the name', Harry tries to learn how he can use his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' to fulfill the prophecy as he becomes his enemy's biggest target.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 401,266 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Diamond in the Rough Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella, living in Alaska, is now 11 years old and a happy, normal kid. When her family decides to enrol her in mainstream school, how will she deal with the horrors of the sixth grade classroom, and three nasty classmates?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Color of Your Eyes by DivineInspiration reviews
AU. Isabella Swan is a vampire with golden eyes thinking she is alone in a world where her kind all have red eyes. When she meets Carlisle Cullen everything changes and soon they are on a path towards what they thought they would never have; a family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,538 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Happily Ever After by igobumpinthedark reviews
Marriage laws are now in effect. You have 30 days to comply into wedded bliss. And you damn well better be blissfull. The Ministry IS watching, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
No One Saw the Pain by magan bagan reviews
When Bella is seventeen she is kidnapped and brutally attacked for weeks. She escapes and is saved by Edward Cullen. Six years later adjusting to normal life is a challenge. Edward enters her life again, shaking things up. All Human. Rated for brutality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Little Man by My-Bella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3719 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Order of the Phoenix by mathiasgranger reviews
Sequel to Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire. Harry Potter and his friend's adventures continue as Voldemort has finally returned. New enemies will make this year worse than the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,886 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Good and Broken by Veggiesaresilly reviews
Leading a double life is starting to wear her down. Fresh off her third world tour, Hermione heads home where she must deal with fun Charms projects, a money grubbing girlfriend, a smooth talking new flame and a dark secret that just might tear her apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,685 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just One of the Guys by remuslives reviews
Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,111 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by My-Bella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6602 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by l'heure bleue reviews
—”My Miracle, My Angel” Sequel!— As Edward readies his baseball bat and Bella prepares ”the talk”, Arianna braves her first year of high school. Life isn't easy as a half-vampire teenager, though ... especially when you're in love with a Vampire Hunter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 3584 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,683 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,405 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 290 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Disharmony in the Dungeons by Ms-Figg reviews
WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 110,728 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Higher Law by Nynaeve80 reviews
New laws are in effect that will change the course of two people's lives forever. HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,240 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,596 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is tired of running blindly into life and death situations. This series is about Harry thinking before he leaps. It starts off at the summer following the events that transpired in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,306 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Travelers by shlamboozle reviews
Starting minutes after HBP ended, follow along as Harry begins his journey to collect the Horcruxes and fulfull his destiny... HHR...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 206,278 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4548 - Favs: 5,684 - Follows: 1,730 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
With Malice Aforethought by SPSmith reviews
In the five years of his life amongst wizards, Harry had seen malice first hand. The desire to cause another harm, without excuse or justification. Voldemort exemplified malice, his followers practiced it religiously. Now in his sixteenth year, Harry Pott
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,500 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Revolution by KissThis reviews
Hermione's ritual magick brought back four people from the past to fulfil a prophecy, but they aren't exactly the four she planned on. Are the trio a prehistoric triumverate of power? Will Voldemort be defeated? Love for the Marauders? SBHGRL FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,956 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Letters and Lunches by old-crow reviews
Hermione and others help Harry work through the loss at the Department of Mysteries. Features the Grangers, Amelia Bones and a competent Dumbledore. Revised 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Can See You reviews
Edward and Bella Cullen are happily married with a three year old daughter, Renesmee. Their whole lives are shattered when Edward gets a call from someone from his past. Bella and Nessie go into hiding, while Edward tracks the mysterious caller. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,525 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete