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Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books.
Hey! I'm Wise Wun (pronounced wise-one)!
You MUST read the 'LISTEN UP!!' story before reading ANYTHING else! ... for your sake...
You can talk to me on the site that's mentioned below, I RP Mythwing!
Come and join ... Surviving Clans ... A role playing site for Warrior Cats!
We still have spaces for:
Leaders: the Rogue group
Deputies: EchoClan, WillowClan, FlameClan and EmeraldClan.
Medicine Cat apprentices: SkyClan, EchoClan, WillowClan, FlameClan and EmeraldClan.
And, of course, we have spaces for Kits, Apprentices, Warriors and Elders! If you do not want to be a cat beloning to a Clan, you can apply to become a Loner, Rouge, or a Kittypet!! You can compete in contests, adopt or have kits of your own, or just chat to your friends and the lively, active staff!
For lots of Warrior cat fun, come and join Surviving Clans!!
My REAL name: What-ever-my-real-name-actually-is!
Age: 194.36 milliseconds old! Not really, I'm ... as old as I am at the moment. HA!
Breed... that's if you wanna know.. python X pool table X labrador X gouldian finch X siamese X paella X piranah X hair tie ... nah, not really... I think...
I luv writing, art, reading - warrior cat books, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness . . . etc . . ., swimming, tree-climbing, horse-riding, quad-bike-riding, woodwork, mythical creatures (like BFs), and every type of animal!
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. Oh, the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
If you can raed taht pelase put it in yuor porilfe
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. You have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
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This is Bunny.
This is soooo sweet!
Why We Love Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later..
3. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
4. One day, the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
5. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
6. Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give my seat up to a woman.
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD
Found this on someone's profile and thought it looked cool.
Thnx for reading my nonsense!