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Joined 08-31-09, id: 2068074, Profile Updated: 12-16-09
Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Books.

Hey! I'm Wise Wun (pronounced wise-one)!

You MUST read the 'LISTEN UP!!' story before reading ANYTHING else! ... for your sake...

You can talk to me on the site that's mentioned below, I RP Mythwing!

http:///index.cgi

Come and join ... Surviving Clans ... A role playing site for Warrior Cats!
Yes, we may be lacking members, but this is to your advantage!

We still have spaces for:

Leaders: the Rogue group

Deputies: EchoClan, WillowClan, FlameClan and EmeraldClan.

Medicine cats:
SkyClan, EchoClan, WillowClan, FlameClan and EmeraldClan.

Medicine Cat apprentices: SkyClan, EchoClan, WillowClan, FlameClan and EmeraldClan.

And, of course, we have spaces for Kits, Apprentices, Warriors and Elders! If you do not want to be a cat beloning to a Clan, you can apply to become a Loner, Rouge, or a Kittypet!! You can compete in contests, adopt or have kits of your own, or just chat to your friends and the lively, active staff!

For lots of Warrior cat fun, come and join Surviving Clans!!

http:///index.cgi

My REAL name: What-ever-my-real-name-actually-is!
SUCK! You can't stalk me, stalkers!

Gender: Female!!

Age: 194.36 milliseconds old! Not really, I'm ... as old as I am at the moment. HA!

Breed... that's if you wanna know.. python X pool table X labrador X gouldian finch X siamese X paella X piranah X hair tie ... nah, not really... I think...

I luv writing, art, reading - warrior cat books, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness . . . etc . . ., swimming, tree-climbing, horse-riding, quad-bike-riding, woodwork, mythical creatures (like BFs), and every type of animal!

LOL


Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. Oh, the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

If you can raed taht pelase put it in yuor porilfe


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, and when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. You have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


This is soooo sweet!
Uh, who-ever created this ... poem-thingy ... WOW ... you are ... uh ... a good poem-thingy writer!!

Wise Wun

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
Most boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree. . .

Why We Love Children

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move."

2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later..
"Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:
"Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!"
Five minutes later..
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"

3. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."

4. One day, the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, "...And so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'''

5. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't. They're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

6. Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give my seat up to a woman.
Mother: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mum, I was sitting on Daddy's lap.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

Found this on someone's profile and thought it looked cool.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ


Thnx for reading my nonsense!

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The randomest story EVER! reviews
. . . the title's self-explanitory . . . if you wanna good laugh, then this is the story for you!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
Eerie reviews
A nightmare that I had when I was just 5 years old.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete