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Joined 08-31-09, id: 2068175, Profile Updated: 04-05-10

Heys.

I'm aoife as you can tell.
18 years, thats how long i've been aoife.

Think my name is weird? yeah well its irish
Yes, i am a leprechaun, living at the end of the rainbow with my pot of gold. Guinness all round.

My 4 top visited sites would be, in no order;

Google
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Youtube
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Yes i'm that type of person. quite sarcastic and stuff. like to sware alot.

P.s I Like Lemon ;)

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Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15028 - Favs: 8,626 - Follows: 9,053 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9254 - Favs: 7,509 - Follows: 7,677 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
What the Disguise Won't Hide by CarribbeanLady reviews
A/H. Private Eye Edward Masen has always played the womanizer when going undercover but now he has decided to go a different route. Introducing Ted Cullen, extreme computer nerd and Edward in disguise. Let's hope his newest assignment isn't hot for geeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,765 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10888 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 5,825 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6899 - Favs: 6,547 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4460 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22902 - Favs: 14,154 - Follows: 10,630 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inevitable by lemonschlemon reviews
Bella and Edward live in the same apartment building. Every night, they meet in the elevator. The short and sporadic 30 second journeys to their floors have them falling for each other. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,538 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Train by cass189 reviews
A midnight train. A one night stand. A series of events pulling them together. EXB AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,744 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6542 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
War of the Roses by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 164,927 - Reviews: 12344 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 6,898 - Follows: 3,355 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
To Be Loved by xNimCee reviews
She wanted to be loved. He never wanted to love again. She found it in all the wrong places, and he had to bring her back. A story about an American hopeless romantic and an English bad boy trying to move on from his dark past. AH, very OOC, High School
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 432,364 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hide and Seek by kelly.ftw reviews
The unexpected happens and Bella does what she feels is best for Edward. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 2,996 - Follows: 3,463 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3040 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Healing the Divide by secamimom reviews
Can Bella and Edward heal their relationship once tragedy strikes? All-Human, Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Press by HappyWanderer reviews
With the heirs to his hotel completely out of control, Carlisle hires PR pro Bella Swan to do damage control. Will she be able to tame the infamous playboy Edward Cullen? AH, OOC ExB. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Sandy Sessions by Jane.Doe013 reviews
16 year old Bella Swan is suddenly moved from rainy Forks to Phoenix with her mum to follow her steps dads minor league baseball career. What happens when she takes up a job at Sandy's the local music store and meets Edward, her handsome co-worker?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twilight Twenty Five Round 2 by cass189 reviews
Twenty-five prompted one-shots or drabbles written over the course of three months for The Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
White Houses by Crittab reviews
When Bella and Edward meet at university they can both feel the attraction. What's keeping Bella from letting Edward in? Can he help her overcome her past and find happiness? Rated M for eventual lemons. AU, AH. E/B R/Em, J/A.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,471 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 6,578 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,785 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward