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Lalalalalalalalala! Haha, yeah, sing a song for no reason... IN THE RAIN! Duhh. (: Okay, time to stop talking about nothing and talk about something at least semi-important... BUT WAIT, we were talking about SOMETHING not nothing! Because everything is something even it has nooo meaning! (: Don't you love my retarded ways of looking at things? I doooo (: Haha I have smiley disease... Why do you guys care? Haha time to shut up and talk about Twlight and... crapperdoodle crap like that.

Mmmkay... Ooh, it's not bold anymore. Haha I'm gonna keep it like this. I'm just that cool. ANYWAY, I love to write but personally think I suck. I write because it's entertaining to see what you can come up with, and also it's helpful sometimes. I write stories for Twilight. That's it. (: Sorryyy. But yes, only Twilight. I've read other series, duh, but I just don't feel the need to write about them. Yep.

Ooh, it's bold again (: Okay. I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE Edward, Bella, and their evil little mutan child. Haha, I'm so kind ;) So, when I do include any of them in my stories, their personalities will be COMPLETELY different than in the books. Bella's too clingy. Edward's too overprotective. WHY IN THE WORLD YOU WANT BOTH OF THEM MORPHED INTO ONE! That's the mutan child, by the way. My favortite characters are Rosalie and Emmett. I also like Alice and Jasper, but my main focus is on Emmett and Rosalie. I can tolerate Jacob, but nooooo, I do not like him. Now, now, now, Taylor Laughtner... That's a completely different story.

~Thinks back to when I saw New Moon~ Taylor Laughtner... In the rain... Shirtless... Enough said.

Back to bold!! I was texting my friend Renee, who has a fanfiction and her account name is BrokenFirePen and you guys NEED to check out her stuff too!! Like, now! Kayy? Kay good. (((: Back to what I was saying. I was texting her almost all of the movie... Then her phone died... Anyway. So I was. And I f.l.i.p.p.e.d. out when Taylor was there in the rain... ~sighs contentedly~ So. Hot. (:

I'm sure you'd looooove to hear about what I did in New Moon because for all you Edward hater's out there, it's a good idea. I sat there. Biting my middle finger every time he came on the screen. Why? Because I had to stop myself from flipping Rob Pattz the finger! I came out of the theater with a swollen and blood-red middle finger. (: But it was worth it because my friend Lauren was just like: 'Let it out, Carolyn' So I ended up flicking him off multiple times in the movie. Good times... Good times. OH YEAH when Edward took off his shirt in the Italy scene, I gagged. No joke. I had to put my hand over my mouth and I couldn't stop laughing. But at the same time it was disgusting... He was all hairy... and... Not Taylor Laughtner-ish. (: And when Edward left Bella, I laughed so hard I cried. Yeah, as you can tell, I hate these characters. Like... A lot. BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT when Kellan Lutz was onscreen... ~laughs stupidly~ My friend's MOM even thinks he's hot!! That says something guys!

'I vote HELL YEAH!' Haha, the best line ever... Even though it was directed to one of the shittiest actresses EVERRRRR! Anyway. (:

One more thing I need to say... For all you Justin Bieber hater's out there... Keep hating ((:

Didn't you love how I rotated between Bold and Not Bold the whole time?? Haha, sorry. Oh no! I said one more thing! That was two!! Ahhhh! Spider man... Okay. Byye guys ((:


p.s. ... wait... I had something to say... well... i forgot... oooops

p.p.s. AHH!! I REMEMBERED !! ... like. two weeks later... but whatever ! I have a scar on my finger from biting it now !! (: I'm special (:

p.p.p.s. Oh, yes, don't you love how I'm gonna keep adding lots of PS's until I finally get out everything I want to say? (: Anyway. For anyone who likes to read Emmett and Rosalie stories, Look at His Angle by LoriVampp ORRRRR It's all for you by Ms.Hale (: They're both amazing and I help edit It's all for you (: Nowwww! I'm done and shall go! haha saying 'shall' makes me feel all smartical. (: Oh my GOODNESS!!

Take 3 minutes and try will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite

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Vanity and Patience: A Rosalie Hale Story by Achelle Candy reviews
How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,433 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Mirror Life by blaise1993 reviews
What if Rosalie was the human instead of Bella? Even if Rose's blood didn't call to Emmett like Bella's did to Edward, would he be able to resist stunning Rosalie Hale who always seems to suprise him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,592 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Her Secret Smile by abcdElla reviews
Emmett has just moved from California to Forks. He receives the usual stares from the students but is curious when he notices Rosalie Hale acting differently to other girls her age. Will Rosalie tell him why? Better summary inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Forever and Always by Nervous.Laugh reviews
And I realise that the pain in my chest is actually my heart, and that I am not dying, I am just incurable. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Way Back in to Love by jol27 reviews
Rosalie is a story telling teacher, her own "prince Charming" left her broken and beaten she no longer believes in Happy Ever After. Emmett believeing a lie is left feeling love is cruel and for fools. E/B, E/R, A/J There will be lemons. Try it out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,682 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
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Taking The Pain reviews
Rosalie Hale works at a local hospital and she meets Emmett McCarty, an injured quarterback, who has a certain spark to him that she can't pinpoint. What will happen at that? Better summary inside. Read and review plz! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
A Boy In The Woods reviews
Rosalie Hale is a lonely vampire who just wants her true love, but cant seem to find him. One day while hunting in the woods she finds a mysterious boy being mauled by a bear. Better Summary inside, please give it a chance :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett