Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Avengers, and Artemis Fowl.
Hey guys! I just wanted to say I'm so sorry I haven't been updating for almost a year now. It's not fair to my faithful readers and reviewers, but I can't promise I'm goig to continue any of my stories. I had storylines planned out for each f them and if anyone wants to adopt one it would be appreciated. Life has just gotten crazy lately, and I barely have time between home, school, and working on my own original book for fanfiction anymore. I'm so sorry to anyone waiting for updates, but at this point all I can say is they're going to be few and far in between if at all. I love you all and I'm proud to be a part of such a great community, and once again I apologize.
Name: I'm not allowed to say. The government is very secretive about their experiments.
Age: On Mondays I'm 60, on Tuesdays I'm 35, on Wednesdays I'm 28, on Thursdays I'm 30, on Fridays I'm 14, On Saturdays I'm 18, and on Sundays I'm 20
School Year: So I finally realized its probably rather easy to guess my age from my grade. Yay, genius me.
Height: 5' 11" or something close to it
Hair: Mousy brown, super curly frizzy hair. Turns blond in summer.
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Drawing, Synchronized Swimming
Siblings: 1 22 year old sis, 1 12 year old brother, 1 2 year old sister.
Stuff I Suppose You Should Know:
I believe love has no barriers, and will not tolerate any homophobia. Period.
I do not like book characters. I love them. A LOT.
I love cats. I finally got a second one after the tragic death of my first. Tihs one's name is Wilbur.
I am love Japanese. Its just such a cool culture, and the language itself is fascinating!
I have an irratinal fear of public bathrooms ever since reading HP 2 at the age of 6.
I have a phobia of the dark.
I have 5 OCs that I use more than once:
Dallas: Blue eyes, Pink hair, wears red jacket with the hood up to hide dye job, 6'0, anti social beyond belief, uses twin pistols when fighting
Twix: First to be created, short, sweet tempered, orange hair, green eyes, uses broken piece of pipe to fight (see Russia from Hetalia if you don't get it)
Dorian: Vampire #1, blue eyes turn red when hungry, pale (cuz, y'know, Vampire...), black hair slight narcissist, enjoys clubs, in relationship with Tristen
Tristen: Vamp #2, came about while writing a book about Dorian, sociopath with feelings (but not a highly functioning sociopath, cuz I'm one of those), pale green eyes, silvery blonde hair, obsessive in a relationship with Dorian
Todd: kinda short for a guy, reddish brown hair, grey eyes, pale (he stays inside a lot cause of stuff), is really bad with emotions, likes swords, has hallucination of himself (he's not really a hallucination. Its hard to explain) called the General. Brother: Q, Nemesis: Di, Di and Q are best friends
So, I occasionally use these guys as random side characters or something so be on the look out for them
Spoilers make me mad.
Fairytale endings in action novels. Ex. The Hunger Games. Just, ugh.
Draco M./ Harry P.
LV/HP (I don't care if it's impossible, those two have a connection! Literally!)
Quirrel/ Voldemort (Oh, AVPM)
Alec/ Magnus (One of the only Canon's I support)
MY COMPUTER CRASHED AND I LOST ALL MY STORIES. I AM SORRY IT TAKES ME SO LONG TO UPDATE, BUT I HAD EVERYTHING INCLUDING PLOT ON THERE AND AS MUCH AS I REMEMBER, I NEED TO REDO. SOORRRRYYYYY!!!!!
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IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!).
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
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You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
1. put your ipod on shuffle
2.for each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. put the first song you get down. no matter how silly it sounds
What is your motto?
IDGAF (Haha, too perfect)
what do your friends think of you?
what do you often think about?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
what is 22?
Time Warp (duh)
what do you think of your best friend?
When You're Gone
what do you think about the person you like?
what is your life story?
Love Comes (Upon reevaluation, I'm realising that could be a bad thing)
what do you want to be when you grow up?
What is This Feeling?
What do you think when you see the person you like?
What do your parents think of you?
Snape v. Snape
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Take it Off (...I'm so filming my wedding.)
What will they play at your funeral?
Despartar (Even the name sounds sad! But as I am a self proclaimed immortal this has no relevance!)
What is your hobby/interest?
Your Fault/Last Midnight
What is your biggest secret?
Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire Cusimo & Co. Speedy Mix (...How did it know!?)
What do you think of your friends?
I'm Still Here (That's depressing)
what is the worst thing that could happen?
How will you die?
Agony (Into the Woods) (...Oh, Sh!t)
What is the one thing you will regret?
Akuno Musume (Daughter of Evil)
What makes you laugh?
Everyone's a Little Bit Racist (Haha, that's funny)
What makes you cry?
True Stories (If they're unbearably sad)
Will you ever get married?
Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (I'll take that as a "Yes, to a sexy vampire!" ((But not Edward. EEEWWWW!!!))
What scares you the most?
7 Things (I don't even know why I have this song...also, what are these seven things?)
Does anyone like you?
If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Butterfly 09 (United Forces Airplay Edit)
What hurts right now?
Gryffindor Rally Cry (It's true! I'm the worst Slytherin ever!)
What will you post this as?
Defying Gravity (Wicked)
Butterfly (Vocal DDR Version)
1. Choose a playlist (Preferably one with 20 or more songs)
2. put your ipod on shuffle
3.for each question, press the next button to get your answer
4. put the first song you get down.
Playlist: Follow Me Down
What is your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
What is This Feeling?
Where's your favorite place to travel?
What do you think of your family?
Alice (Exactly! Those evil enigmas!)
What does your family think of you?
Akuno Meshikutai (Servant Of Evil) (Haha, yea that's actually true)
Quick! Whats 15x4?!
How do you feel about the season summer?
Harder Better Faster Stronger (Yep!)
What do your friends think of you?
Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (...My friend called sexy and a vampire last week...)
What do you think about your friends?
S my D (...Stop reading my mind! JK I love them!)
How do you feel about school? (whether your finished or still in it)
If You Were Gay
What will you post this as?
Butterfly (Vocal DDR Version)
Another one ;)
What Do You Do With A BA in English/ It Sucks To Be Me
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:
What song describes me?
How do I see myself?
So Happy (A little TOO happy)
What is it like when you're frustrated?
How Do I Express Myself?
What Are You Waiting For?
What do my friends really think of me?
How is my life going right now?
We Are Young (Oh, gosh now I'm sad. I don't want to grow up!)
What will my life be like?
How can I make myself happy?
My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada (...0.0...)
What should I do with my life?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stonger
What is some good advice for me?
S my D (LOL)
What is my favorite song?
Digital Love (It's cute)
What is it you're thinking right now?
No Good Deed (...maybe... you have no proof!)
What are you doing right now?
Do people secretly lust after me?
For Your Entertainment (haha, I like that)
What type of men/women do I like?
If You Were Gay (That is the Second question that has hinted I am gay)
Will I get married?
This Is Halloween
What would you sing to your significant other right now?
Hello Little Girl (...Three...)
What is my signature dancing song?
Trannylicous (Does that count as four? Damn it!)
What is my current theme song?
How will I die?
Agony (Why do they all say that?!)
How will I be remembered?
What song will play at my funeral?
What song will play at my wedding?
Miracle (Omg, to perfect!)
What song will play at my graduation?
Revolution (Hecks yea! I shall rule the world!)
What kind of friends you have?
What type of family you have?
Aerodynamic (...Hell to the no!)
What is your broken heart song?
What song will play when you falling in love at first sight?
One Step Beyond
What song do you sing at your friend's birtday party?
Your Fault/ Last Midnight (Interesting.)
What song will play when you go into your favorite club?
What will you post this as?
What Do You Do With A BA in English/ It Sucks To Be Me
Whats your favorite color?:
Who Do you like better? Edward or Jacob?:
Do you like Twilight?:
I used to. but then the movies taught me just how bad the books actually were. And that Rob is a horrible actor.
Where do you live?:
In a State In the U.S. In the world In the Universe...
But I wish I was at Pigsfarts...
Where are you? Like right now?:
Do you like mean reviews?:
Not unless they're constuctive
Do you like Jace?:
Yeah he's funny :) but sometimes gets on my nerves, like when I really want to be reading about Magnus and Alec. Because they're just too cute!!!
Do you like Simon?:
Do you like Alec?:
How would you describe yourself?:
Do you prefer men or women?:
Well, seeing as I've never had a relationship with either, how should I know?
What music do you listen to?:
What Music Do You Listen to when you write/type?:
I don't really. It's kind of distracting.
What is your favorite book?:
The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, The Outsiders (My forever love is a book), and I'm sure their are more but I can't remember.
Stony! I salute you Stark Spangled Banner!
MCR and Linkin Park
Red or Pink?:
Socks or no socks?:
No socks :)
Black or Blue?:
Black, cause it goes with everything! Even blood *drool* ...Did I say blood? I meant red!
All American Rejects or Escape the Fate?:
All American Rejects
Flats or sneakers?:
Sneakers are great for quick getaways ;p
Drawing or writing?:
Damn thats a hard one...uh I dont know! I love both :)
Fanfiction or Facebook?:
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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
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(Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD or MOM and Grampa, Gramps.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN" we f up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIEND: Loses your shit and tells you,"My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: While kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "B drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that s!"
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
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If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on:If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: BosBaBe (Alucard ( I think he's soooo hot!), Artemis Fowl (He will always be my most fav character, and he will always have a place in my heart!), Jack Caffery, Luke Papadupolous (my own creation, found in my story Artemis Fowl and the Undercover operative) ) HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is) Anyway, SETH TIS BE MIIIIIIINE!! Actually, I'm sharing him with a friend, BUT I'M NOT SHARING HIM WITH YOU!, AH4EVER (Artemis fowl and Edward Cullen)Holls gaurdian angel: Sakura Haruno from Naruto. Holly Short from Artemis Fowl (Duh), Paranoise, let's see, there was Artemis Fowl, Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle, Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi), Nakago (FY), Tatsuki (Hands Off!), Murtagh, Captain Kirk, Spock, Magnus Bane, Spock, Grell(in a platonic-ish way)
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