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Author has written 72 stories for Bleach, Death Note, Darker than BLACK, Vampire Knight, and South Park.
Note= Name changed from Beyond'sWaraNingyo to EasternSunflower.
I'm sorry to say, but all my fics are discontinued as of now. The only things you'll be seeing from me are one-shots, even then, they may be few and far between. Something I do intend on writing are drabbles, angst or otherwise, you can read them on my tumblr account - www . EasternSunflower . tumblr . com
Name= You can call me most anything you like.
Likes= Hetalia, Supernatural, Death Note, Southpark, Books, Reading, Writing, Green, Bass Clarinet, Music.
Dislikes= Loud Places, pink, Children, yellow.
Fears= I'm socially Awkward.. (Does that count?), People (Some people just seem unaproachable...), Tight-knit groups (I have issues with rejection, okay?), Rejection (obviously...)...
Habits= Singing randomly, pointing out mistakes, Forgetting.
Pet Peeves/Annoyances= People who treat me like I'm an idiot (Tell me the same thing over and over again; my father for example).
Favorite Authors (Not on FF)= Kevin Brooks (My life would be really quite sad without him).
Music= Hawthorne Heights, Evanescence, The Medic Droid, Breaking Benjamin, Bright Eyes, Flyleaf, The Birthday Massacre, Owl City, Saosin
Hobbies= Writing, Reading, Cosplaying.
R.I.P. Riley Jay, You Will Never Be Forgetten, And Always Loved. I Wish You The Best Of Luck Wherever You Are, And Hope You Are Enjoying Yourself.
INTP (100% Introversion, 79% Intuition, 57% Thinking, and 43% Judging)
Robot. (You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.)
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being.
Discordian (You scored 17 trippy, 0 brooding, 44 geeky, and 39 in-duh-vidual!)
Your geeky and in-duh-vidual tendencies make you a Discordian! You were a loner at school. You think it's because you were "different", when in truth you were so far removed from reality no one understood what you were talking about. They still don't.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're one of those people that are reading my profile right now and you're not just aimlessly scanning over it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
Favorite Quote(s) From Fics On FanFiction (I hope the authors don't mind, tell me if you do mind)=
"Just when had the blonde gotten back, and why hadn't Matt been woken? The only answer was... Mello was a ninja." - Choices Chapter 2: Words. (Author= ShinigamiMailJeevas)
"Mattmath: Radio Shack= home away from home. Roger knows that. Roger phone Radio Shack tattletales= PWND Matty forced back home." - Against Your Word Chaptere 2: Bad Habit. (Author= baka-neko-fan)
"Through the tinge of my goggles, it appeared to be lighted from within, giving off some unearthly corkboard glow. 'This,' He said, pausing to be dramatic. 'Is The Board.' I gave an appreciative, 'Ooh,' trying to keep my face straight and not start cracking up." - Tinted Gold Chapter 7: 06. (Author= 0-Kelly-0)
"I stretch further to reach for the cigarettes—and fall right off the side of the couch. I can hear Mello howling with laughter in the kitchen. I still can't reach my cigarettes. I think God's punishing me for having erotic gay sex on my couch. Thanks, God." - Tinted Gold Chapter 17: 16. (Author= 0-Kelly-0)
"'Mello--' He stopped at the edge of the kitchen and surveyed the scene in front of him. 'What,' I said in partial disgust, 'never seen a guy eat chocolate in his underpants before?' Geez. " - Stark Smiles Chapter 3: Reminisce. (Author= mattykins)
"'Hey, look at this.' Matt raised his hand in front of Mello's face. There was a small, bullet-sized hole in his palm. 'They got me through the hand, the bastards.' Mello shoved the hand away, disgustedly. 'Don't show me those things, idiot!'" - Beyond Chapter 1: Hot. (Author= Catmoongirl)
"'I suspect it's because he wants to kick Santa's ass for bringing us all that shit for Christmas. But I'm not even sure Santa would show up, Mihael will have eaten all the cookies and drank all the milk before he arrives...' 'The old man's fat enough, he doesn't need cookies.' Mihael stuck his tongue out." - Lithium Chapter 44. (Author= xxbeyondxbirthdayxx)
"'Have you reached a decision?' L was annoyed by Roger's interruption. Moments like this reminded him how much he truly appreciated Watari, a man who knew when to speak and when to hand him a piece of cake, shut the hell up and let him think." - Origins Chapter 4. (Author= chaosattractor)
"I froze, his eyes boring into mine, still bright, still angry, still...hurting? Oooh, angst-y Mello. Why didn't we all just decide to fuck Matt to solve our problems?" - Claim (The Original Gamer)
"Matt tasted just like you'd think he would; energy drinks and freaking sunshine. Whatever that tasted like, it just seemed like a good description for the all too addicting flavor that was Matt. It was up there on chocolate level, I swear. Not that he'd ever get to know that." - Fake. (The Original Gamer)
"'So, you're saying that I'm 50% delicious?' Light asked, feeling completely ridiculous that he had been sucked into such a Misa-like conversation. 'When compared to shortcake...yes,' L replied simply. '...but when compared to a cheesecake, I'm 78% delicious?'" - Broken Colours Chapter 8: Amber. (Author= City Girl Dreamer)
"But you hate strawberry eclairs, Ryuuzaki!" "No, Light-kun! Bad Light-kun! That is my strawberry eclair and I shall do it with it as I please!" "Ryuuzaki, give me the damn eclair!" "Light-kun, no! THAT IS MY ECLAIR!"-moment of silence in which apparently several sounds of struggling were heard-"RYUUZAKI! YOU BIT ME! WHAT THE FUCK!" "It is my eclair, Light-kun." - Matt's Guide To Love, Dating, And MArriage. (Author= Skyskater)
"Animals, I tell you! They're like freaking jellyfish in mating season! And if you have never seen a jellyfish copulate with another jellyfish, then you have not lived, my friend. You have not lived." - Matt's Guide To Love, Dating, and Marriage Chapter 14: Interlude 1. (Author= Skyskater)
"'I don't see your dilemma here, Mello.' 'Of course you don't. All you see is my ass on your puzzle!' 'Not necessarily. I do, indeed, see your backside on my puzzle, but I also see our surroundings and such. Your dilemma here doesn't seem all that great. Yes, Matt has his DS, and I have my puzzles, but they are what keep us entertained. You seem to become entertained by irritating us, no?' 'Who the hell do you think you are?' '..I do believe I am Near.' 'Smart ass.' 'Thank you.'" - Trapped (Author= Ilazy)
"Matt gave a small chuckle and punched Mello's arm. 'Please, give me a little credit Mello. I'm like a cockroach; doesn't matter what you do, you can't get rid of me.' Mello rolled his eyes. 'Matt, you've gone beyond the level of cockroach and reached STD. You're THAT hard to get rid of.'" - Slaves Of Purpose Chapter 1: Fallen Force. (Author= Dukki-chan and Spirochick39 ?)
"'Am I turning you on that much? Mm, I can only imagine how much you've craved this.' He began to stroke the dash board, letting his feet slide across the floorboard. He leaned over, wrapping his lips around the gear shift. He imagined how the car would shudder if it could actually feel the things he was doing with his... tongue. 'Matt, you crazy motherfucker, get out of the damn car.'" Cherry Red (Author= Kazekimizu)
"Matt slowly slid out of the car, shutting the door carefully as his mind frantically searched for some excuse as to why he was giving his car oral. 'So…care to explain what the hell you were doing?' Mello asked, arms crossed in front of his chest, the sunlight gleaming off his leather vest and matching pants. 'Not really,' Matt muttered. 'She uh…she liked it.' 'The car?' Mello smirked. 'The car liked it?' 'Um. Yeah.'"- Cherry Red (Author= KazeKimizu)
"The entire week that they had been here, Beyond Birthday and I haven't exchanged not one word to each other, even though I've caught him twice sleeping in my bath tub. Too bad I don't have the guts to talk to him yet and tell him that I've caught him. Even though I miss sleeping in that tub myself. . ." - Second Generation Chapter 2. (Author= Chocoholic Jeevas)
"The alarm clock next to his bed, rang with a piercing, ' KIRA IS HERE! KIRA IS HERE!' 'Where?' a voice suddenly cried. It was just Mello." - All Zipped Up Chapter 7: Six Days Left. (Author= Mail and Miheal Keehl)
"'Oh how my heart bleeds for you and your suffering.' Matt narrowed his eyes and bit Beyond on the shoulder hanging on for a few minutes. 'Don't me make kill you.' The serial killer said cheerfully. The redhead danced away gracefully from the long hand coming to slap him upside the head." - Disarmed And Denied Chapter 2: Lips are for Biteing Here. (Author= Ruby Red1)
"'I think you've gone soft in the --ow that's my freaking nipple.' Matt muttered. Beyond twisted the bit of flesh between his knuckles tighter. 'When did you get such a mouth on you, huh Matty?' He asked as he let go. 'Always, I like winding you up and we both know it when you explode there's all kinds of slamming me into walls angry sex fun times.'" - Disarmed And Denied. (Author= Ruby Red1)
"Even when he was hurting, even when he was sad, he smiled. When he had been struck for some unknown wrong, he had just smiled, refusing to let them see him cry. When he felt like he couldn't take it anymore, he just remembered the good things and smiled his way through it.In silence he wondered just how long he could keep smiling. Smiling and pushing the pain away. He just had to keep smiling. " - Godless (Author= Lily and Shadow)
"I shove the last of my pancakes into my mouth and curling to eavesdrop -- err… listen to the conversation. 'Hello?' Matt greets in a questioning tone. There's a muttering on the other side, and he frowns. 'Beyond what?' he demands, then cries, 'It's not my birthday! Who is this!'" - Heartburn Chapter 17. (Author= Holli-chan)
"'What kind of lame dare was that?' 'We dared Near to do it first, but he was afraid you'd break his arms,' Light explained with a chuckle. That's because I probably would. Smart child." - Heartburn Chapter 18. (Author= Holli-chan)
"'Ha-ha…' Gevanni laughed half heartedly, shaking his head. 'Okay uhh… that was beyond awkward.' 'What?" Beyond responded automatically, then shut his mouth, looking slightly embarrassed. 'Oh.'" - Heartburn Chapter 18 (Author= Holli-chan)
"And I'm like 'WTF?' because it's not my usual ring tone. AKA it's not Leon's special ring tone, since he's the only one who calls me EVER (minus the gang occasionally, but they have their own ring tones too… XD) and so I was kind of surprised. And I'm like 'defiantly a telemarketer' but Angel's like 'AWNSER IT U FOOL' so I did. " Matt's Blog in Heartburn Chapter 19. (Author= Holli-chan)
"His boxers remained, infuriatingly so, intact, prompting the thirteenth staring contest in the past ten minutes.Mello's eyes began to water, and somewhere at the back of his muddled mind, common sense struggled up from the black depths of alcohol influence and informed him that his boxers were never going to blink." - Peices Chapter 1. (Author= The Musical Muffin)
"Mello wouldn't be pleading with me to eat, wouldn't be grabbing my attention with gentle touches. No…it'd be something more like: 'Dammit Matt, quit being a fucking dumb ass and get over yourself. Eat something or so help me god I won't hesitate to shove food down your throat.'" - Innocence Chapter 1: Matt. (Author= Mraatvtey. Co-authored= The Original Gamer and Ravenfire40)
"'Hey Matt.' He practically jumped. 'Holy shi - oh, it's only you.' 'Only me?' I asked teasingly. 'You scared the fuck out of me.' 'Too bad for your fuck then.'" - Freak Chapter 1: Freak. (Author= westwardcircle)
"I had to say something to cut it off. Anything. 'I'm sorry you hurt your ass once again because of me...' Not that. Fuck. He smirked, and I should have known better. 'Next time I hope it'll be yours, I usually don't take bottom.' Aaaack! I didn't want to know that detail dammit!" - Too Sexy For My Shirt Chapter 8. (Author= xxbeyondxbirthdayxx)
"And when we kidnap the whore (her name is Takada, right?) tomorrow, when we go off to die (because you know as well as I that this is a suicide mission, despite your constant assurances that we'll survive to beat Near and bring Kira to justice) together, I know that you will curse the Lord, demanding to know why He let you die alone. Because I don't count." - Broken Chapter 4: What Doesn't Count (Author= Mrs. L Lawliet 162)
"He looked at me, worry beginning to rise in his eyes, so I just tackled him so we fell on the bed, me on top of him. Wow. I'd never have expected this move to have these consequences. When I thought he looked alive, I hadn't guessed he would be alive and kicking... hmm... alive and licking would be a better statement." - In Silence Chapter 25. (Author= Goggles And Chocolate)
"'I don't want to cry, but that's me... it's who I am. You... are not weak if you cry Matt. What makes crying seem weak is what you're crying for. You're not blubbering over a lost toy or something, you're crying over people you care about. You're not weak Matt. Never let anyone tell you different.'" - Mello in Graffiti Chapter 14: Stripes. (Author= blackdragonflower)
"'Isn't that a bit creepy to be first over him because we died?' 'It can't be creepier than you plugging your laptop on a fucking star! If someone had told me that stars die in the sky because all the geeks present in heaven suck their energy for their stupid devices, I would never have believed it...'" - Feed My Frankenstein Chapter 8: Geeks In Heaven. (Author= xxbeyondxbirthdayxx)
"This Matt discovered at exactly 8:16 AM after the night the proverbial shit hit the metaphorical fan and spattered all over the allegorical wall which was his life." - You Liar Chapter 4: Telephone. (Author= scantilycladreindeer)
"Glancing suspiciously at the blond, he wondered if perhaps that was why Mello needed to touch so much. He was like a cat, rubbing his scent all over people and therefore forcing them to do his will. 'What?' Mello yawned, only adding to the image of a fluffy blond kitty." - Tattered Chapter 31: Kira's Rising. (Author= Shadow Dancer666)
"You love me. I know that, but in an odd way I also know that my life is another card in your hand. So let's play." - The Game (Author= ChocoCoatedLemons)
"When he didn't respond once again I sucked in a breath. You can do this. You can be sensitive and comforting. You are Mello - you blow up buildings, you took over the Mafia, you are a genius, you are - were - an L successor, you are a sex god. You can comfort your own goddamn boyfriend. " - Much Ado About Somethings Chapter 2: Rest In Pixels. (Author= Holli-chan)
"'DAMMIT, MATT!' Mello exploded when the fridge refused to budge any faster. 'HARDER, GOD, THRUST HARDER!' Bad choice of words, there." - Much Ado About Somethings Chapter 22: Wrong Choice Of Words. (Author= Holli-chan)
"He could go out and blow up a Toys-R-Us on Judgment Day and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Actually, more than likely, I would be right beside him, shouting "THREE, TWO, ONE, BOOOOOMMMMM!" right along with him, like a pair of over-exuberant, extremely violent six year olds before some deadly fireworks show. Because every badass has his bitch." - MAAS Chapter 23: Badassness. (Author= Holli-chan)
"He's right up there with Chuck Norris and George Washington on the badass scale (Yes, Washington is badass. He has TWO states named after him, he drove a whole fucking army into Pennsylvania just to put down a tiny little rebellion so he could show off his badassness, so yes, our first president is badass. Take my nerd logic and deal with it.)" -MAAS Chap. 23: Badassness. (Author= Holli-chan)
"What I'm trying to say is this: Mello is badass. And you are not. Go on living your lives knowing that one of the gayest men in the universe can easily pwn you at any given moment without even lifting a finger. Don't doubt it. Just accept it, and move on. Have a nice day. -Matt." - MAAS Chapter 23: Badassness. (Author= Holli-chan)
"Mello giggled. Yes: giggled. Don't you dare comment, or he'll come in his sleep and murder you. Yes, his sleep - you'll be too scared to sleep." - MAAS Chapter 30: Fangirls. (Author= Holli-chan)
"Okay, he could screw with the kids' heads. He could rumble with Light. But when he stole his sweets he was messing with the wrong detective! That was it! He would avenge his double chocolate-chip cookies if it were the last thing he did!" - Laments Of A Lawliet Chapter 5: Seen And Unforseen. (Author= A.D. Williams)
"It was like a twisted form of 'Where's Waldo?' but in this case it was 'Where the Hell was Beyond Birthday Going with This Statement, and Can It Cause My Untimely Demise?'" - Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 8: Faith. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'I asked you to look at the information, NOT the grammar, you English-whore!' '…Whore?' 'Yeah, like GRAMMAR whore, but you're an ENGLISH whore! Or maybe you're BOTH!' '…Well, at least I am not a regular whore?' '…' Mello slapped his forehead with a sigh." Blood Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 9: Droplets. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'…Trying out for Animal House again, Mail?' 'Oh, no, Roger…' '…Then why the roar, dear boy?' The old man questioned testily. 'Uh…one of these days, I'm gonna make hot animal sounds for a passionate lover, and I'm practicing?' '…' The sweat-drop coming from Roger was of epic proportions." - Blood Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 9: Droplets. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'…' My God, I'm in love with an insane, bizarre detective…who despises…green beans?" - Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 12: Thievery. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'Old bastard…' 'OLD?' '…You're sexy for an old man, L.' 'OLD?' '…I love you?' '…' '…What?'' - Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 14: Humanity. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'L…' '…Yes, Beyond?' '…I want to be your…A-Annabel Lee…' '…You want to be a maiden who lives by the sea? Who wears dresses-OW!'" - Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 14: Humanity. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'You drove me? You DRIVE?' '…Well…Not…LEGALLY-' 'BEYOND!' 'WHA? Oh, come ON, I had to do SOMETHING!' 'You kidnapped me while driving ILLEGALLY?' '…I love how my illegal driving bothers you more than the kidnapping itself…'" - Bloody Kisses, Strawberry Smiles Chapter 15: Masquerade. (Author= LightofaThousandSuns)
"'Darn Mello and his sexy swimwear.' 'I agree,' Near grumbled as he shuffled into the house. 'Wow, I didn't just hear that,' the brunette assured himself as he stared at Near's retreating form. 'Yeah, I definitely didn't hear that.'" - The Times And Life of an ExMafia House Wife Chapter 1: ExMafia. (Author= Shadow Dancer666)
"'Fucking bitch, Matt, you bit me.' 'Sorr- ooh! You made muffins!' Yes, Daddy had a one-track mind, and food was usually up at the top of his list." - The Times And Life of an ExMafia Housewife Chapter 3: ExOrphan. (Author= Shadow Dancer666)
"The smaller man looked up and grinned 'I make purchase plane tickets.' 'Who taught you to speak English?' Dean asked. Castiel shot him a look. 'I speak better English than you speak Russian.' 'I don't speak Russian at all,' Dean pointed out helpfully." - Why Do They Call It A Green Card, When It's Really Blue? (Author= Linda Atkinson)
"Dean, still grinning, jumped up, grabbing his present. 'Dad! Look what this, idiot got me!' John came closer and almost dropped his beer when he saw; 'what the Hell?' 'I know!' 'Dean, marry that fool!'" - Not All That Chapter 17: I Remember Your Stupid Coffee Order (Author= totalizzyness)
"'CASSIE. I'M SO PROUD. My little brother! Landed a stripper! This calls for some ice cream.'" - Here To Tease Chapter 2 (Author= angelaofthelord)
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.