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Joined 08-31-09, id: 2068442, Profile Updated: 09-13-10
Author has written 5 stories for Grey's Anatomy, and Twilight.

Hello my name is Sanchez and i have OFFD = Obsessive Fan Fiction Disorder.

I'm am obsessed with three things.

1) Twilight

2) Grey's Anatomy

3) Charmed

If anybody has any great stories about anyone of these subjects then please by all means send me a link.

My name is * but you can call me Sanchez. The stories that i write or will write will most likely be ONE SHOTS only because i really don't have to skills or patiences to write a long story. The ONE SHOTS i write will be steamy and I'm not a pervert well no more than anyone else here. I'm just a guy who enjoys the love Edward and Bella have and the steamy sex they make. :)

My favorite poem is

Fire & Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
By Robert Frost

Edward and Bella are always to be together in the stories i read. I despise Jacob in every way. I love the stories where he's the bad guy or the gay friend because he doesn't belong with Bella no matter what people think. Like a lot of people on this site Twilight is number 1 for the stories i read. There are so many talented writers on here that it is one of the sites i go on daily.

Music

The Spill Canvas, The Calling, Howie Day, SafetySuit, Owl City, James Blunt, Kings Of Leon, Katy Perry, Eminem, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, 30 Seconds to Mars, Thriving Ivory, Shinedown, Snow Patrol, RED, Sia, Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Rock music, The Highway Beautiful, Ryan Star, Trapt, Incubus, James Morrison, Silverchair, Skillet, State of Shock, Creed, Iron & Wine, John Mayer, Staind, Sister Hazel, Our Lady Peace, Coldplay, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Tpain, Lady Gaga, B.o.B., Lil Wayne, Trading Yesterday

Books

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Nicholas Sparks books, Bones books, Harry Potter Series.

My favorite Twilight Saga Books in order are

Twilight (Because it's about just them and their love.)

Eclipse (Because Bella finally relizes that Edward is the one and only one for her, and she finally tells Jacov to Fuck Off. Well in my head she did.)

Breaking Dawn (Because their together threw the whole thing.)

New Moon ( Because there is way to much Jacob.)

Name: Sanchez

Gender: Male

Hair color: Dark brown

Eye color: Brown on the outside and green on the in

Birthday: June

Interests: T.v, Reading, Writing (kinda) Day dreaming is the biggest

What was the last book you read? Water for Elephants

What's on your T.V right now? Grey's Anatomy

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom "It's Hot"

Where are you? My room

What was the last thing you ate? Hot dogs and tator tots

What's your personality like? i kinda have two. One when i'm with people and one in my head.

Who do you have a crush on? Kristen Stewart, She is a hot badass

What was the last thing you thought? I have too many thoughts running through my head all the time.

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? He fucked up

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I have a list

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? The mouse or the remote

What are you eating/drinking right now? Dr. Pepper

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? The answer to the world

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "Despite this, I remain doubled over and heaving until I wonder if it's possible to turn inside out."

What's it like being you? Okay i guess

How tall are you?

What book are you currently reading? 5'10

What music are you listening to? Grey's Anatomy

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Youtube and Twitter

What was the last thing you cooked? Hot dogs and tattor tots

What color are the walls of the room you are in? Light blue (I don't like it)

Do you know who the governor of your state is? Haha No

Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 3

Have you ever been water-skiing? No

What is the weather like? Hot like a mother fucker

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? No

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Don't have one.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? "Green"

3. What can you hear right now? The T.v

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. Hu, hello computer how are you? Don't snob me you jackass!

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? I already have it on.

6. Type your name with your elbow. How the hell do i do that.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? Not much i fell down.

If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile (Bold-ones you are)

Im SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic
Im EMO so I MUST cut myself
Im Black so I MUST carry a gun
Im BLONDE so I MUST be stupid
Im JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
Im HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat
Im ASIAN so I MUST be a genius
Im JEWISH so I MUST be greedy
Im GAY so I MUST have AIDS
Im a LESBIAN so I MUST be butch
Im ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch
Im CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell
Im a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to Hell
Im ATHIEST so i MUST hate the world
I HAVE NO RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals
Im a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants
Im IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I wear SKIRTS alot so I MUST be a slut
Im RICH so I MUST be conceited
Im NOT a VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
Im a TEENAGE MOTHER so I MUST be irresponsible
I HAVE/HAD GOOD GRADES so I MUST have no social life
Im into MUSICALS so I MUST be homosexual
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be sleeping with them all
Im a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
Im GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAY people so I MUST be gay too
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im a girl who ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH so I MUST be fat
Im SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
Im BISEXUAL so I MUST think everyone i see is hot
Im INTELLIGENT so I MUST be a loser
Im a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and hate all men
Im ENGLISH so I MUST either be posh or cockney, love tea and cricket and have bad teeth (my teeth are very clean thank you)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a hippy
I like READING so I MUST be a loner
I CRY EASILY so I MUST be a wimp
I don't like talking about my PERSONAL life so I MUST be having problems
Im a GOOD LIAR so I MUST be a good actor/actress
Im a MUSICIAN so I MUST be doing nothing with my life

If you ever just felt like running somewhere, copy this to your profile

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If your obessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

10 Reasons Why I hate Jacob Black This is Hilarious.

1. He walks around with no shirt on. No, Jacob, you AREN’T too sexy for your shirt. You burn my eyes. Put some clothes on. Geez.

2. He pretends to kill himself just to get kissed. How sick is that? It’s just like telling a girl you have cancer to get her in bed.

3. He falls in love with a girl, like, 5 minutes after she’s born. Pedophile, much?

4. He was, at first, in love with that girl’s mom, who will one day be his mother-in-law, who he has kissed… ew. That’s just screwed up.

5. He is mean to kids. Do you see how he treats Seth? And what about Renesmee before she was born! It was just cruel!

6. He isn't as caring as Edward is. When Bella trips or falls, Edward catches her. Jacob laughs.

7. He can't keep a secret. He told the biggest one the first time he met a girl, and just because she was flirting! That’s just pathetic.

8. He's too warm. He didn't cause global warming. He IS global warming.

9. He has an over-inflated ego. He just ASSUMES Bella wants him to kiss her. God. He just assumes way too much.

10. He's not Edward. ‘Nuff said.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you find this incredibly sweet or touching, copy this into your profile:

Love Means To Do Something For Another Regardless Of Yourself

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's 2 scary!

Guy : Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babe, more than anything

Girl: I love you too, please just slow
down now! Please!

Guy: I can't, I'm sorry

(In the news the next day):

A motorcycle had crashed into a
building because of a brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only 1
had survived .

The truth was that halfway down the
road, the guy realized that his brakes
broke, but he didn't want her to panic. Instead, he had her tell him that she loves him and needed to feel her embrace one last time. Then he had her wear his helmet, so that she would make it even though it meant that he wouldn't.

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Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
When No One Else Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen is heartless, but no one cares to find out why. When Isabella comes into his life, she changes him, teachs him, loves him when no one else did. Better than it sounds, PLEASE give it a chance! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Sequel to 'When No One Else Cared' Edward and Bella have come so far. She taught him to love as he did the same for her. Now they have to face a more difficult challenge. Three to be exact. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by twilly reviews
When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. Zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6759 - Favs: 9,636 - Follows: 2,976 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 231 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow by EternallyCullen reviews
Post Twilight/Pre New Moon. Bella & Edward enjoy a hike to their meadow - until they're caught in the rain. Gift-fic for Evieeden. AU Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mooning Over My Hammy by shalu reviews
For the Love of OJward entry. Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2898 - Favs: 4,140 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nectarous Rapture by One Brave Lamb reviews
A One-Shot for the Lovin' In The Oven contest. A sweet exploration of a husband's memories. "Cooking is like love, it should be entered into with abandon or not at all." -Harriet Van Horne
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Discovery Channel by Mariamaral reviews
One shot collaboration with StAngelS for The Summer Lovin'contest. Edward and Bella are college classmates. For two years she's been dreaming about him. Today they are leaving for a camping trip for their Zoology class project.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strip Search by bellabee66 reviews
AH Officer Masen is the newest addition to the Forks Police Dept. He's been warned about the Chief's daughter. He finds himself pulling her over for speeding. Just how far will Bella go to get out of a ticket? Yummy goodness with twist of LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 205 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Home by xBringMeSunshine reviews
I haven't seen my wife in ten days. Ten days! Without her touch, her caress, her loving embrace. Needless to say, I'm looking foward to coming home to her. B/E, AH, oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nothing Else Matters by 22blue reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On O/S Contest. "She warned me if things didn't change she'd leave. Things didn't change. She's leaving... today." AH Rated M Edward/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Don't Believe You by confettirainfall reviews
Disillusioned with his nagging wife. Fed up with her forgetful husband. Their fights are frequent, their only saving grace the passion they share in the bedroom. Can this marriage be saved? AH, Entry for Black Balloon Contest, collab w/TwilightMomOfTwo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6001 - Favs: 8,785 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
East End Vinyl by MyEdiction reviews
Every Saturday Bella had gone to EEV, hoping to just get a peek of him. Every Saturday Edward avoided EEV because of the mysterious brunette who was driving him crazy, until she got a job there. Written for Twifans4Haiti, by mskathy. OOC, Lemons imminent
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Better Than Life by Vican reviews
Being cruelly dumped is never fun, and Bella needs a fresh start. She moves to Forks, determined to keep the boys at arm's length. But Edward can be stubborn... AU/AH, some OOC, rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 212,220 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Eclipse AU. Bella and Edward in the tent, before Jacob joins them. EPoV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 315 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Party Miracle by JackBadJuJu reviews
Edward has known Bella for 6mths now & is completely in love with her, but she doesn't seem to feel the same. Will a Christmas party they both don't want to be at push them into admitting their love? EdwardPOV. One-shot. Lemon. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An End to Resistance by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Bella is waiting for Edward when he comes back from hunting. Edward stops resisting. In a good way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5742 - Favs: 9,398 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soaked In Cinnamon by queenxfrostine reviews
An entry for the Indies First Time Writers Challenge. Promiscuous Edward Cullen has a secret longing for unattainable, uninterested Bella Swan. It's the last night of college, and everything will change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,906 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet and Lowdown by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward comes home late one night from work and reminisces about changes in his life as gives his wife some quiet time and puts his six month old son to bed. Written for Ninapolitan’s D.I.L.F Contest. M for Lemons and Language. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Foreign Exchange Hottie by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Alice takes it upon herself to sign edward up for the foreign exchange programme to help him become more sociable. He ends up with Bella Swan, the foreign exchange hottie. Will he open up to her and enjoy her company? All human, OOC, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,774 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vice Versa by Amber 90210 reviews
Edward and Bella lived next door to each other their entire live's. They fight constantly about anything, untill one faithfull night they somehow swap body's. Now for the first time they have to work together to swap back before time runs out. All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,260 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The joys of mindreading by beckysparkles reviews
Edward' s mind reading is a brilliant talent when he is using it to his advantage, but some times well it can have hillarius consequenses, a short little story which I hope makes you smile x
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How He Felt by LoveTwiGirl reviews
Bella suddenly wonders how Edward felt, when he left her. She wants to know and asks the one person who knows. She finds out something she'd never have expected. What happens when Edward comes back from hunting? ExB married, human Bella. Warning: Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What A Day by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
Edward's out hunting, and Bella is having a terrible day. What will Edward do when he gets back to make things better? Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Night by belladonnacullen reviews
I ran my hand over Bella’s cheek and felt goose bumps tremble to life at my touch. Bella's brown eyes flickered in the dark. “Now would you please take me to bed already?” Outtake from Prelude. How far will these two go before the wedding night?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's and Bella's Honeymoon Breakin Dawn Fill by Loophole09 reviews
Another great lemon for the "missing" scene in Breaking Dawn. Extra long...yeah, crappy joke! Enjoy and please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Obsession by My-BeautifulBell reviews
Fate plays with Edward's self control when his obsession with Bella is put to the test. Can Edward control himself when she is forced to spends the night at his house? *Lemon ONE SHOT* ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shower by 2old 2care reviews
This takes place during the brief time between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. After a game of Vampire baseball, Edward has to clean up at Bella's and her curiosity gets the better of her Rated M as a precaution
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Emotions by My-BeautifulBell reviews
Edward finally losses his vigilant control and lets in to his obsession with her body. Bella seems to enjoy this new Edward a little too much. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piercings by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Payback by pixdog reviews
Edward teases Bella and now it is time for payback. Twoshot Lemon. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo of My Life by dqwhit19 reviews
Edward gets a tattoo that symbolizes his feelings for Bella. How will she respond, after their long history together? AH for the Tattward and Inkella contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anytime by dolcevida7 reviews
Bella and Edward broke up a year ago. A crazy party, a drunken fist fight, and a steamy shower may change that. Oneshot, AU/AH, Bella x Edward, Major Hot and Sweaty Lemons, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hometown Heroes by Keira Sawyer reviews
OOC, AH. Bella Swan is the only girl on the football team. Charlie is a Navy Seal sent off on his duty. Tragic things happens, can the Cullens help Bella cope? Can Bella convince the guys that she can play football? over 30,000 hits! RIDIC :D E/B, edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Desire Within us by Wolfshadow31 reviews
When Bella forgets a change of clothes for after her shower, Edward saves the day. But when he picks out a sexy bra and matching panty set for her to wear, how will Bella react? Rated M for future Lemons. Edward & Bella. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Like It Loud by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
A night out and one song can change everything. ExB All Human. Now a series of random lemons! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,365 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by xXx Amy Scott Luvs DA's xXx reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing To The Heart by sez-princess reviews
Bad Boy Edward is forced to participate in the school play, alongside school nerd Bella. She'll challenge everything he's ever known - but does he care enough to change? Complete with Epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,800 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emergency! by EJ Santry reviews
Bella is a student at the UW whose clumsy tendencies has landed her in an ER more than once. One fateful fall lands her into the eager hands of a hot attending ER doctor. Written for “Forbidden Love Affair” A Contest of Hidden Desires. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Always by Writergirl2011 reviews
Bella starts going to school at Forks and meets Edward. She helps him with Art and he helps her with Gym and Trigonometry. But there is a bet involved that Bella finds out about & might just ruin their relationship. Please read and review! All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Save Kiss by orangekitty160 reviews
Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,705 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Find Me by twilightfan303 reviews
Bella is new to Forks High. When Edward the hottest, most wanted guy in the school starts to follow her around will she accept him, or reject him? Not everything is as it seems. All Human.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Like the Movies by DeltaSwan90 reviews
Edward is a famous actor who isn't satisfied with his life. He and his good friend Alice are off to film the newest superhero flick. After a fight with his boss, he ends up meeting someone who may just change the way he feels about his life. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,299 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mrs to my Mr Cullen by Vallery08 reviews
Edward and Bella are together, forever. A romantic yet steamy story of nothing but Edward and Bella's love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somewhere Other Than The Night by kyla713 reviews
Bella and Edward met after college and have been married for almost two years. Edward works for Carlisle managing hotels, now a bit overwhelmed with work when more duties are handed to him, which leads to a very frustrated Bella. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holiday Spirit by Lemon Muffins reviews
Following a lifetime of extremely disappointing holidays, Bella literally runs into Edward in a coffee shop, and he decides to give her her first enjoyable holiday. How does he do that, you ask? He brings them both some "Holiday Spirit" of course! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A night to remember by Sophia24 reviews
Edward and Bella are forced to go to a club together. Bella gets drunk and reveals how she feels about Edward. What will happen when they spend the night alone together? 'M' for lemon in the third chapter...will be a three-shot! All human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Medicine by CallistoLexx reviews
Edward ends up in the hospital and Bella takes care of him. One-shot written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Need Some Help? by Blue-Winter-Angel reviews
For Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward Contest.' It's Bella's first time at the circus, what happens when she spends the evening with one of the performers? BXE. Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,485 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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It's Getting Hot In Here reviews
Bella has a thing for a certain firefighter. What happens when she sets a little fire to get some attention. Will he teach her not to mess with fire?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Complete
You Are Mine reviews
ONE SHOT - AH- Bella's tired of Edward working so much and forgetting about her. What's Edward going to do when he sees Bella dancing with another man? Dominate Edward and very lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Me Or Her reviews
Christina and Teddy are the two loves of Owens life and they are getting tired of him not making a decision. Who will he pick in the end? Teddy or Christina? 3rd POV R-M for Lemons
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Cristina Y., Owen H. - Complete
Why don't you see me reviews
ONE SHOT - Edward is spending so much time at work and hasn't made love to Bella in too long, Bella is under the impression that he is cheating. What does Bella do to get her husband to notice her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
Can't Anymore reviews
After loosing another clinical patient, the one who couldn't tell his love that he loves him, Meredith sees that it could be her. She has to tell Derrick what she feels.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Derek S., Meredith G. - Complete