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Name: Alyssa

Favorite stuff to do: I love reading, writing, listening to music, playing video games.

Favorite music: Anything, it doesn't matter to me it's all music

Favorite shows: So You Think You Can Dance, House, Ninja Turtles, Code Lyoko (When it was still on), Spongebob, World's Dumbest...,

Favorite Video Games: All of the God Of Wars, All of the Soul Caliburs, All of the Resident Evils and anything that has explosions in it.

Fav Computer Games:SIMS!!

My stories:

Sierra Miller: Sierra loves two things... dance and her family, but she wants to make room for someone else. Will that happen when Leo comes crashing into her life?

Happy Birthday: For those of you who wanted to know what happened before Raph and Melanie got caught making out in the dojo. One-shot. You have to read Sierra Miller first

Are You My Daddy: Sequel to Sierra Miller. What would you do if you found out you had a teenage son that you never knew about?

TMNT: What if there weren't just four infant turtles in that jar? What if there were six? Four guys two girls, NO PAIRINGS
In Progress!!!

Betrayal: Four thieves are forced to kill the turtles after a heist that went wrong. Will they be able to do what they have to when the time comes? In Progress!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hunter and The Hunted: Unknown humans have been roaming the city searching and capturing mutants. The turtles get involved of course and end up getting captured themselves. Thanks to a mysterious mutant they soon have trouble deciding who's the hunter and who's the hunted In Progress!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Villains: One-shot. Mason discusses the differences in the bad guys that the older turtles have faced. Takes place during the 'Are You My Daddy' story


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or


4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the


6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

An Ode To My Mom whom i am very close too

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If Miley Cyrus died and you would have a party because of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile.

If you are call the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!

90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile.

95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Okay that's kinda true)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (We are awesome)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (Maybe not a "Brotha" but he was most likely dark skinned according to the history channel)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Alright ya got me again)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I probably got more friends then I need from this)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

100 truths about me


1. last beverage = Kool-aid (Wow stereotype... oh well)

2. last phone call =My Brother

3. last text message = Karina

4. last song you listened to = All or Nothing by O-town

5. last time you cried = I don't know


6. dated someone twice =No

7. been cheated on = No

8. kissed someone & regretted it = Yes

9. lost someone special = No

10. been depressed = Of course

11. been drunk and threw up = Nope


12. Sky Blue

13. Sea Green

14. Red


15. Made a new friend =Yup

16. Fallen out of love = No

17. Laughed until you cried =Absolutely

18. Met someone who changed you = YES!!!

19. Found out who your true friends were = Yep

20. Found out someone was talking about you =Well yeah, but it was good things. I haven't heard any bad things... yet

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list =Yes


22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Most of them

24. Do you have any pets =My dog and the fish in the pond in my backyard and the turtle that hides in the pond

25. Do you want to change your name =Nah

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Big Pool Party with friends and family... and a DJ

27. What time did you wake up today =11:00am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = On fanfiction.net

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for =Summer!!!!

30. Last time you saw your Mother =like 2 seconds ago literally

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life =Lots of things

32. What are you listening to right now = Do You by Ne-Yo

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?= No

34. What's getting on your nerves right now =My little brother

37. Nickname = Boo-Boo

38. Relationship Status =Single

39. Zodiac sign =Cancer

40. He or She = I'm a she

41. Elementary School :GM I know what it means, but you don't

42. Middle School =BSMS still not saying

43. College = FSC

44. Hair color = Dark brown and gets lighter in the summer

45. Long or short = Happy medium :)

46. Height =5'5"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? =Um... no not now

48. What do you like about yourself? =My eyes :)

49. Piercings = Ears

50. Tattoos = No, but I want one

51. Righty or lefty= Righty


52. First surgery= Like 8 years ago

53. First piercing = I was like 4 or 5

54. First best friend =Casey

55. First sport you joined = Softball

56. First vacation = Disney in Florida :)

58. First pair of trainers = idk


59. Eating = Nothing

60. Drinking = Nothing

61. I'm about to = Go on facebook

62. Listening to =Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars... I love him

63. Waiting for = My brother to finsh dinner. Breakfast for dinner and he makes the best fried eggs eva


64. Want kids? = 2 at least

65. Get Married? =I would like to

66. Career? =I don't yet


67. Lips or eyes = eyes

68. Hugs or kisses= Hugs

69. Shorter or taller = taller

70. Older or Younger =Older

71. Romantic or spontaneous =Both

72. Nice stomach or nice arms =Both... again

73. Sensitive or loud =LOUD LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant =Depends ;)


76. Kissed a stranger =Ha Ha no

77. Drank hard liquor =Nope

78. Lost glasses/contacts = No, I don't where those

79. sex on first date = No, but it almost happened and we weren't even on a date

80. Broke someone's heart = IDK... maybe

81. Had your own heart broken? =No

82. Been arrested? Nope

83. Turned someone down = yes

84. Cried when someone died =No cause no1 really close to me died

85. Fallen for a friend = Oh yeah big time


86. Yourself =Eh

87. Miracles = Sure why not

88. Love at first sight =No

89. Heaven = yea

90. Santa Claus = YES!!!!

91. Kiss on the first date =nah

92. Angels = Yeah

93. Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God= absolutely

94. Horoscopes=Depends on my mood

95. Wishing on stars= No, that song Jepetto sang in Pinocchio was a lie :(


96. Your family = Yeah

97. Your pet= yes

98. God= I don't have a choice... ha ha jk of course I do

99. Your Enemies=Hell no

100. Your BF or GF=Sure if that person existsed in my life

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa


FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail at 2 A.M

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say ,"IM HOME what we having for diner?"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: ask you why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: would say "He wasn't good for you"

BEST FRIENDS: would walk up to the person who broke your heart and yell at the top of there lungs "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ITSN'T IT!!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste”

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

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If you could read that put it in your profile

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.


You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)

2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. Don't lie and pretend you're cool.4. Don't be a mod-hugging n00b and report this.

Save Room- John Legend

When You're Mad- Ne-Yo

Hot In Here- Nelly

Mambo #5- Lou Bega

Shoulda Let You Go- Keyshia Cole

I'll Be Right Here Waiting For You- Monica

Push It- Pretty Ricky

Teach Me How To Dougie- Cali Swag District

9) WHAT IS 2 2?
That's When I'll Stop Loving You- N'Sync

All My Life- K-ci & Jojo

Move If You Wanna- Mims (No, I don't want them to)

Get Like Me- David Banner

Coffee Shop- Young Joc

Boyfriend #2- Pleasure P

Caught Up- Usher

Fabolous- Jaheim (Cause I am :P)

Better Than Me- Hinder

Imma Star- Jeremih (Oh yeah XD)

They Don't Really Care About Us- Michael Jackson (Not True... they care)

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams- Green Day

Hip Hip Chin Chin- Club Des Belugas

My Curse- Killswitch Engage

Buttons- Pussycat Dolls

We Belong Together- Mariah Carey

I Know You want Me- Pitbull

Freak On A Leash- KoRn

Super Cali- Orlando Brown

Girlfight- Brooke Valentine

Nothing For Me Here- Dope

If I Hit- 112

(o) Music is Life _

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'

'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'

'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

I am the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.

A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking"Do you think the hole is deep enough?"

No matter what life hands us, just remember...Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass - it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

What goes around comes around and when it comes around, I hope it knocks u down, runs u over, backs up and runs u over again!!

I am strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because I'm a fighter. I am wise because

I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

a friend will calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will skip beside u with a baseball bat singing "someones gonna get it"

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly.

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

Every person in your life will serve a different purpose at a different time. Some entertain you, some enlighten you, and some piss you off daily.

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.

I have life moments where I want to pause and yell "SERIOUSLY?!"

is it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know?

The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day.

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!

The people that make the difference are those that do things differently - Be one of them!

Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.

I think some people should come with warning labels.

A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh

I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Weird but True quotes:

I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Friends and Best Friends:

Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will help me kidnap the band.

Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Best Friend:Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

Friend: Ask me for my number.
Best Friend: Ask me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

Growing old is Mandatory
Growing up is Optional

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe this

Actual things on products. LOL too funny

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Sierra Miller

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Sierra’s place: http://mediamemo.allthingsd.com/files/2009/07/googleplex-brooklyn-exterior.png

Melanie Wood: http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/original/lizgorman.jpg

Vanessa Hartwell: http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/M/MU/MUS/MUSICGIRL4/1250315650_6648_full.jpeg

Paige Turner: http://www.style-hair-magazine.com/images/new-red-hair-need-a-new-red-style-to-21316615.jpg

Dimitri Miles: http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollections/mens-short-hair-cut.jpg (he has platinum blonde hair)

Alex Angst: http://blog.crystalclearphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/p2/biopic1_1234018814.jpg

Aunt Raven: http://www.onetalentsource.com/58EA4E6E-E14B-EE86-F00B8410E92E694F/Model/5635/209_0972_edited.JPG

Ricardo Ramirez: http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/C/B/bl-gottiboys1.jpg

Trevor Miller: http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/200303623-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=BEE8F6E6581A11064140F2023FEC51901F6F6178A68B340C

Leo’s Necklace: http://www.whatsabouttown.com/womens-1/jewellery-33/necklaces-7/w-a-t-long-3470-3163_zoom.jpg

Sierra’s Necklace: http://www.emeraldbirthstonerings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/puff-heart-necklace.jpg

Hunter: http://remarkabledogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/siberian-husky-300x300.jpg

Bonnie: http://www.catpicturescatpictures.net/cat-picture-white-green-eyes-renedepaula-cat.jpg

Lance Finley: http://s1.hubimg.com/u/331348_f496.jpg

Jessica Hartwell (5): http://images2.fanpop.com/images/answers/31000/31207_1248402770976_408_350.jpg

Are You My Daddy???

Jacklyn and Michael Evans: http://www.phovoir-images.com/watermark.php?i=91695

Amber Evans: http://thirstyroots.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2l.jpg

Sierra’s single katana: http://www.swordsofmight.com/ProductImages/samuraiswords/decorative/Reverse_Blade_Katana_Blue.jpg

Paige’s butterfly swords: http://superiormartialarts.com/images21/BLACK%20BADES.jpg

Vanessa’s tessen: http://media.photobucket.com/image/tessen-%20ninja/EmoNekoMina963/Fan_Purple_FlowerD2.gif (She has two of them)

Melanie’s kunai: http://media.photobucket.com/image/red%20kunai/phyreblade_blog/True%2520Swords/RedKunai.jpg

Dimitri’s naginata: http://media.photobucket.com/image/naginata/bajoguy7371/Naginata.jpg

Alex’s kusarigama: http://www.kusarigamashop.com/image-product/tmb3.jpg

Rico’s pudao: http://www.oriental-weaponry.co.uk/acatalog/HW2072-pudao.jpg

Jessica Hartwell (16): http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/photoeyes/photoeyes0606/photoeyes060600032/434369.jpg

Anthony (Tony) Costa: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/Sj0hp1N70GI/AAAAAAAARtM/5qgYiuvS8eo/s400/LongDarkStraight.jpg

Melanie club dress:http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/1DCBD8D1.jpg

Shoes: http://s9.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/D98D09AF.jpg

Paige club dress: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ZBEo8S-2L.AA500.cocktail-evening-sleeveless-hot-fash.jpg


Vanessa club dress: http://www.styleceo.com/images/stores/899/p/purple-band-strap-evening-club-party-prom-sexy-dress-8759030

Shoes: http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/343759842/New-womens-purple-dress-party-Rhinestone-satin-high-silver-heels-sandals.jpg

Sierra club dress: http://www.discount-karenmillen.com/images/l/201105/13058114600.jpg

Shoes: http://shoeswiki.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/73.jpg

Trevor Miller (20): http://your-hairstyles.com/img/arts/2010/Aug/03/293/teen_boy_hair_style.jpg

May-Lee Jones:http://deinofeatdarkspell.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/molly_reduced.jpg

Kylie’s new hairstyle:http://www.short-hair-style.com/image-files/braids_for_kids_1.jpg


Maxine: http://aktoreczki.blox.pl/resource/Malin_Akerman_1.jpg

Maxine’s Kama: http://www.asymonte.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kama.jpg

Jaime and Serena: http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/X/XX/XXG/XXGOTHICBARBIEXX/1221294184_3963_full.jpeg

Jamie’s hairstyle: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SnCDDjehcnI/AAAAAAAAUDU/oV1VAsSk7Y8/s400/bob-tips.jpg

Jaime’s double dragon daggers: http://www.wle.com/media/FM-417_big.jpg

Serena’s hanbo: http://bukeyashikidojo.com/images/hanbo.jpg

Valerie: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_30PRmkOl4ro/SfGZG53oqmI/AAAAAAAAOeE/jH5mUl6Sk7k/s400/curly.jpg

Valerie’s tonfa: http://www.tbotech.com/images/tonfas.jpg

Savannah: http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/PrisonBreakEvilWoman.jpg

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The Talk by Winnychan reviews
The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the 2007 CGI movie, but elements of the 2K3 and Mirage comics have been thrown in for funsies. Rated M for mature due to the adult content including sex, drugs, and too-realistic descriptions of a ninja turtle's naughty bits. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,374 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Cause and Effect: Finding Balance by Faylinn Night reviews
Turtle Luck sets off a domino effect stemmed from Mikey's one act of kindness. It leads brothers on a harrowing journey to face a dark imbalance in their hearts while solving the mystery around their new acquaintance. Tension runs deep, alliances are form, enemies are met, and relationships are tested. Will they find balance? Or will chaos consume them before they save anyone? #01
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 141,915 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Raphael, OC] Michelangelo - Complete
The Missing Piece by imthegreenfairy88 reviews
Broken up by one bad night with the Purple Dragons she was taken from him. She was the first one to see him for who he was. Now she's back and their lives are tangled together once more. Romance, angst, adventure and revenge never taste so good.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 136,141 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Raphael
The Oracle of Green by New.York.Celt reviews
Kate was normal for the most part. Meeting the guys and fighting all sorts of villains will change you. Joining the turtles in their andventures, she soon has to choose which life to live. With humanity, or with the Turtles. Turtles/oc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 165,694 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Daddy's little ninja girl by Demon is dead reviews
My name is Jenna and I don't know my past. I have four older brothers seem normal right? Minus the past part. Well My brothers are turtles I'm about to found out along with my family that I'm not normal like them. My life just got more drama!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Splinter
Hi, I'm Mikey! by The Creepy-Psycho-Loner reviews
[COMPLETE!] Mikey and everyone else is human. Except Mikey is a girl! How will she survive with three over protective brothers?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,110 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Those Who Tell Lies by Scribblebun reviews
Summary: AU. Four brothers are starting a new year at school, but their run-in with a local gang, The Purple Dragons, uncovers dark secrets of their past. A missing brother and a tragic secret, this year is anything but ordinary.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Splinter
Silent Torment by Omobolasire1 reviews
After a tragic loss Donatello finds himself transported into the world of Silent Hill where he must face his own personal demons in a hellish world and try to find his way back to his family.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,691 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Donatello
If You Could Change a Night by tmnt15girl reviews
Dan Pennington's sister is being tracked by terrorists and her house becomes the sight of a drive by. The turtles may be the only one who can keep her safe but will she grow too attached? Rated M for sexual content, language, and violence
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo
Chosen by Blood, Family by Choice by MissWriteOn reviews
Kidnaping, Experiments, Death, Murder, Blood…Family, Love, Children, Fatherhood, Brothers, Sisters, and Heritage. These words pretty much sum up what this story is about. Takes place when the Turtles are 28 and their beloved father has passed. Add 4 problematic kids that end up in Bishops hands and what do you got? An AWESOME fanfic. Rated T (may change if necessary). R&R please
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2014
Hidden Betrayals by Puldoh reviews
The Turtles are betrayed by a Family Friend while the youngest turtle tries to overcome what has happened to him, and to allow his family and friends to help him.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 138,464 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Michelangelo
Burn by WallyIsAwsome26 reviews
Fiurri was traded as a slave to the Triceratons by her own brother for his own proffit. She meet the turtles and work together to escape.Betrayed and filled with anger,will a new life on earth be what she really needs to finaly let old wounds heal?Raph/OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,374 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Raphael, Leonardo
Seven Days to Live! by Mozart's Fantasy reviews
While protecting Leo, Mikey ends up in a desperate fight for survival. Taken by the enemy, the three remaining brothers arrive just in time to witness him being injected with a deadly poison. Once home, the brothers begin the long process of finding the antidote while caring for an ailing Mikey. But will his older bros be able to save him when he only has seven days to live!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,029 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Michelangelo - Complete
Who Are You? Wait, Who Am I? by Jaddis reviews
Michelangelo gets amnesia after Raphael loses his temper. Even though he gets most of his memories back, Mikey doesn't remember who Raph is. How do you get someone to remember you when all they can recall are the bad memories?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo
For the Love of a Ninja by XxBlackDawnxX reviews
The turtles are now in their 20s, and life's the same as always. But after foiling a dangerous Purple Dragon plot, the guys meet Adriane, one tough, hot, and smart chick. Guess who falls for her!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo
Willful Love by FairDrea reviews
She was a nobody looking for a way out. She did not want to be saved. Michelangelo wanted to save her though. He wanted to love her, even if her hardened heart wouldn't let him. But can Michelangelo settled for a one-sided love? Michelangelo x OC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,974 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Book One, The Light in the Dark by morning sun reviews
What do you do when everything is falling apart? How do you even begin to pick up the pieces of what used to be your life? How do you trust someone new, someone who will need your help more than anyone you've ever met. Can you save her? Can you love her?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,064 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Raphael - Complete
When Donny Met Anya by DeTragedy reviews
Description: Carl Jung said it best: The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Don/OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,251 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Donatello
The New Girls in Town by emeraldstone29 reviews
Four creatures from another planet were accidentally transported to Earth, not knowing how they got there in the first place. The guys try to help them out, but it's kind of hard since their visitors are beautiful girl turtles with powers! please R&R
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012
Dark Angel by LilNinjaWolf reviews
There's a bounty on his head. They've threatened his family. There's been three attempts on his life. Will he find this killer? Or will he meet his death and cause the death of his family also? Sequel to The Classic Deception.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,028 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Leonardo
Caught by Reigningspirit reviews
Someone was caught in the kitchen
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Who cares what you are? by kisa sohma cookie reviews
4 friends, 4 opposites are gifted with awsome animal morphing powers the moment they turn 15, but with those powers comes a new enemy, and the guys have to help them before its to late!LeoxOc DonxOc MikexOc RaphxOc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,664 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Lila by Kifu reviews
A mysterious cat-person from an unknown land comes to visit New York, only to find herself chased by the Foot Ninja. The turtles save her from their grasp, but after that they need to learn about her and why the Foot would want her in their custody.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011
The Four Allies by Domitian reviews
Two rogue ninjas from the Foot clan have been fighting against the Foot with the turtles for three years. Now that they have finally met, what will happen? Will romance blossom? How can the new ninja's be trusted? What is their secret?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,805 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by Luvin' the Muffin reviews
Klunk wishes he could communicate with his family on a better level. Being a cat makes that a bit difficult though, ugh if only he could mutate like them! Unfortunately sometimes we get what we wish for. And sometimes it isn't in a good way.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Agent Bishop
TRAITOR by Necro13 reviews
After your brother betrays you do you love him or hate him? Forgive him or leave him to rott? Or do you meet the choices half way and do a mix of both?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Complete
The last argument by Just Black Sugar reviews
My first story! Please go soft on me. Mikey knew that take Raph's bike without permission was a terrible idea...but the night, the speed, everything was just too wonderful.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Human Paraphernalia by Minyadagniriel reviews
The guys find themselves returning to the future to stop Bishop from creating his ultimate army. The turtles are captured and used to develop new species of mutants. Women are slaves and used as reproductive vessels. Extreme adult content.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Of Brothers and Bronchitis by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU Human turtles. Leo seems to have caught Mikey's cold, but never fear! Donnie, Raph, and Mikey are here to help their sick brother, though he might be better off on his own... Humorous antics, odd situations, and fluff abound!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Recovery by Drunken Boxer reviews
AU Humanized Turtles. A freshman in high school isn't too old to have his brothers take care of him when he's sick, as an ill Michelangelo discovers and comes to enjoy. Family fluff abounds.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
End of The World Kinda by RaphaelRules reviews
We've all been asked that question, "If the world were to end, and you and one other person were left, who would you repopulate it with?" It has been decided by various alien counsels that Earth's violence and general greed is no longer acceptable. What is the end of the world without survivors?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo
Because of You by Puldoh reviews
Mikey remembers when Raph was a hero, and saved his life with the power of a doll, and vows to do something for Raph to make him smile.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Of Flowers and Things by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of short drabbles, as in exactly 100 words for each part, involving the turtles. Drabble 200 - In which it ends.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Who Was He Today? by Puldoh reviews
Mikey is put through Hell at the hands of Shredder! After forgetting who he was, his brothers and family struggle to bring back their Mikey. COMPLETED! Oct 24
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,478 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Sometimes its to late to say I'm Sorry by Amonraphoenix reviews
Raph makes a big mistake that hurts Mikey badly. Will Raph be in time to save his brother and will he be able to say "I'm sorry".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,621 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Life On My World by Mikey'schick reviews
Mikey gets transported to another planet where his troubles on earth could be a thing of the past. What's going to happen to him? Will his brothers try to find him? Can he get home? Will he want to go home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Love of the Four by Minyadagniriel reviews
Four stories of love, one for each brother. Extended one shots, heavy adult material.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,150 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Paint it Orange by ms. tomato reviews
One Halloween night,the turtle found out that someone was actually aware of his existence.Friendship was there,but love was least expected.Little did Mikey know that a single painting of him was going to make his life a hell lot brighter. MikeyOC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Michelangelo
How Do You Want To Play? by ChiakiAngel reviews
Michelangelo and Donatello are captured by Stockman and buried. They must solve riddles to keep the other alive. How long can they last before they break? Will their brothers be able to save them in time?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Promises and Secrets by MidnightMoonWarrior reviews
When you make a promise, you intend to keep it. What if instead it turned into a secret that you kept hidden? Jasmine has a secret, one that she has kept for five years. Will the guys find out or will she lock it away forever? Sequel to Bonds DISCONTINUED
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 167,293 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael
One Last Stand by hhhmmm reviews
Xana has won, Jeremy is dead and Yumi and Ulrich are trapped in the digital void. 5 years later the country is a living hell and it's up to Aelita and Odd to stop XANA from achieving total world domination. I'm done...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Odd D., Aelita S. - Complete
Favourite Disease by devirnis reviews
One of the guys is running out of time, thanks to a burned mobster and a sinister poison. But before Mikey can go after the antidote, he has to save his brothers, each in a life-threatening situation of their own. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Freedom Games by ewebster123 reviews
Have you ever wanted freedom? How much would you do to get it? Would you kill for it? Would you betray for it? In here, you don't have a choice. Welcome to the Freedom Games, where you fight to win your freedom and if you don't win… death. Discontinued? Maybe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,740 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael
Beneath a Hard Shell by RaphaelRules reviews
It's four years after the 2007 TMNT movie and Raph is the only one with no girlfriend, until he rides again as the Nightwatcher and meets Naomi, who is bound and determined to see behind the mask.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Raphael
Lycanthropy by RenaRoo reviews
The murders are rampant. The city is hysterical. And the killer is concerned with impressing only four entities: the green protectors of the city.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,078 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Leonardo, Radical
Experiment by ChiakiAngel reviews
Mikey is captured and it's up to his brothers to save him. But can they do it before it's too late?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Michelangelo
More Than One Thousand by ToRuin reviews
"You know what Don? Someday I really am going to be too old to need you or Raph or Leo to help me fall asleep and then I bet you'll really miss me." Don learns that a picture can be worth much more than just words. Rated for language!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Fractured by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
Mikey and Raph are injured during a fight. There's something wrong. Why is everyone acting so weird now?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Looking For Angels by Simone Robinson reviews
"If yer gonna shoot me." I lean forward, eyes narrowed, voice low and husky, "Then do it." I growl, "Now." A last run as the Nightwatcher has devastating consequences. Isolated by a snow storm, will the two brothers make it? And will their bond survive?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,156 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
60 Minutes by LilNinjaWolf reviews
Time is running short and with being buried alive, there's no guarantee he'll be found before he runs out of air.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
With Death We Met by DarkUnderworld reviews
Raphael fights and falls, but he didn't fall alone. Who is she and why does Hell want her dead? The Apocalypse is coming, but more importantly who does she love? Raph,Leo,Don,Mikey? OC with all the boys. Rated M for lang&violence&adult themes. final ch up
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,956 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Silence by ThePhantomsChristineDaae reviews
A young homeless girl is rescued from a vicious assault. The turtles take her in, much to one of their number's dismay... And her own. She doesn't talk. Is she hiding something?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,256 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael
Enigma by Pandiichan reviews
Done! Her uncle is missing, his facility was raided. That traitor used her as a DNA dump! She wasn't sure who she was anymore. Human? Experiment? 001 on her arm must've meant she was the first of her kind, but if that was true then how could they be real?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Another TMNT story by SyroTheNinja reviews
4 orphan girls, 4 mutant turtles, both groups hate The Shredder for thier own reasons. The turtles decide to help the girls but what would happen if they became more then just friends? LAST CHAPTER IS POSTED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
How To Be Yourself When You're Not Yourself by Plus2-Minus1-Brilliance reviews
Donnie creates an anti-mutagen that ends up accidentally turning them human, and Splinter into a regular rat. Things get even more complicated when they get picked up by Child Services...Can they survive being humans? Will they ever get Splinter back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,804 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Donatello, Raphael
MY Brother by Moonsetta reviews
"Thanks big brother" Leo said smiling as he walked out of the dojo. The yellow masked turtle turned and jumped as the door slammed closed. He whipped around, envious red masked eyes stared back "Stay away from MY brother" Raph said with a growl and glare.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,063 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
10 to the 10,000 Power AKA Impossible by RubyDracoGirl reviews
One news report changes everything for five mutants living in the underground of NYC. Rated for violence, language and adult situations. Leo/Oc, Raph/Oc, Mikey/Oc, Don/Oc and Leatherhead/Oc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,551 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Roomates by randomchick1995 reviews
Four girls in need of a home take refuge in the sewers... only to find them already inhabited. TONS OF PAIRINGS FOR EVERYBODY! Rewritten as Teenage Mutant Ninja Problems
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Damarikomu by Skandron reviews
ON HIATUS - Raphael has been missing for two years & life has been hard. When he suddenly reappears the brothers must face their sense of betrayal and rediscover their family to face an old enemy. In Progress.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,267 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Raphael
Assassin by icec00l reviews
What happens when Sophia is hired to kill the turtles. read to find out. ok i am not the best at summaries.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Raphael
Let the Walls Come Down by GirlyGeek reviews
The turtles are adults of 34, Splinter is dead, and mutants are now legal citizens of American society. But with mutants being hunted down by Humanists, can the four brothers truly find peace and happiness? Rated 'M' for graphic content. AU, Turtles x OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 302,098 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Hunters and the Hunted by Tattle-tail-Secret09 reviews
Four girls, trained as ninjas have been hunted by their parent's killers since birth for who they are. They have learned to trust nobody! But can four mysterious turtles change the way they all think? Or will they cause more danger than good for them?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Run that by Me Again by Shke Behet reviews
Michelangelo runs into two girls while escaping Bishop, and ends up taking them to New York. Two of his brothers begin to develop feelings for them, but with Bishop and Hun on the loose, will it last? Raph/OC, Leo/OC. COMPLETED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Emily's Story by TMNTwriter3195 reviews
What would happen if the guys had a younger human sister. I suck at summaries story much better than it sounds. Read and Review. Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Rated M for language and future chapters
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Raphael, Splinter
Broken souls by Optumus-prime-gf reviews
Four girls dragged through hell and back, four turtles will save them, but will four turtles give them the love they need and deserve?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
TMNT Core of Legacy: The Final Destiny by Fallen Wing reviews
4 teenage girls and their guardian gain the power of elements. Grow up becoming a great ninja and also element benders. For a certain bad past, how they will found their love. LeoxOc, RaphxOc, DonxOc, MikeyxOc, SplinterxOc.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
The Mermaid and the Angel by RubyDracoGirl reviews
Mermaid… an abused mutant female turtle… finds her Guardian Angel…and he's more then she's ever dreamed of… Rated M for a reason! Brutal violence, language and rape. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Not the Same III: Final Years by Scribe of Turesa reviews
#3Sequel Knowing the Future isn't always easy but neither is wondering how things work out. how do you tell your children about what you were? How do you protect them when they don't want to be protected?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,632 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Bonds by MidnightMoonWarrior reviews
Injured, Leo meets someone he never knew could exist. Bonds are formed with the new figure, although they have no idea of her dark past... Leo/OC Rated M for Romance and Language
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 43,189 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Leonardo - Complete
Leonardo's Angel by Mikell reviews
#4-SEQUEL Leonardo's always been the protector, the defender, the Leader. When Raph is injured, why does the woman helping his brother have such a strange effect on him? Can he learn to forgive himself, embrace hope, and believe in love?Leo/Sierra OC COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,734 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Not the Same II: Next Generation by Scribe of Turesa reviews
SEQUEL-The brothers have found love and are working their ways toward the future that they experienced with Cody Jones, but are they ready for what he DIDN'T tell them?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009
No more chances by Simone Robinson reviews
"-I felt a stabbing sort of pain in my neck. I don't remember doing anything. What did I do?-" A battle with the foot leaves Michelangelo sick and dying. His brothers must push past their guilt and find a cure before it's too late.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
You Will Never Walk Alone by Ana the Romantic reviews
Six years later and the girls now have careers. More ooze is found and the guys aren't the only mutants anymore. And scientists are now on their tails. Sequel to All I Ever Wanted, Ever Needed. Epilogue now uploaded!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,342 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
Donatello Lost by Mikell reviews
#3-SEQUEL Don sets off alone from the farmhouse. He didn't count on running into trouble.When Beverly finds him in her brother's barn he's too injured and weak to escape on his e's afraid of her brother but there's something about his eyes. Don/Bev OC COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,690 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Not The Same by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Leo goes missing for a week, during the rescue the guys are darted and after a few days of fever...they find things aren't the same...Leo/OC, Raph/OC, Don/OC, Mikey/OC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,302 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
Raph & Ann by Mikell reviews
#2-SEQUEL: Raph helps a blind woman and makes an unlikely friend. Why are the local punks stealing dogs? What sinister secrets does Anitech Labs hide? How will they afford the meds Don needs? Will a love born in darkness survive the light?COMPLETE Raph/OC
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,644 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Raphael - Complete
Sacrifice by DuckiePray reviews
Seven weeks after "Bonds", a series of traumatic events test the strength of Donatello & Jenna's relationship, and question the real meaning of love and sacrifice. PS. You don't know what you're in for.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,203 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Donatello - Complete
Of Hope & New Faces by DuckiePray reviews
Who will the turtles turn to when Donatello becomes critically ill? What does Mike know that he hasn't been saying? How will new friends change the entire family?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,595 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Mikey In Love by Mikell reviews
#1- 20year old Michelangelo has found his soul mate in Austin. Convinced she's "the one", Mikey buys a ring, but she refuses to meet his family. What dark secret is she hiding? Will Mike's true love be the one to destroy the Hamato clan? Mike/OC COMPLETE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,853 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Life Changes: The Continuing Story by GirlyGeek reviews
It's been seven years since the turtles married their girls, and they could not be happier in their lives. Everything is perfect...but will it remain so, or is it the quiet before the storm? Rated 'M' for language, sexual content and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,193 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
Broken by DuckiePray reviews
Two years after "Of Hope & New Faces", a rainy night, an uninvited guest, and old wounds collide. A look at how far the constant pressures in the turtles' lives push them to take out frustration with regretable consequences.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Hero by Simone Robinson reviews
-The moment our backs are turned, I hear it. -" A fight with the purple dragons goes horribly wrong. Left alone with a injured brother, Raphael must deal with this alone. Michelangelo and Raphael centric.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Life Changes by GirlyGeek reviews
When April O'Neil assumes guardianship of her niece, Tara, things for the turtles are never the same again. Donnie x OC, Raph x OC, Mikey x OC, Leo x OC. Based on the movies. Rated 'M' for strong language, graphic violence and sexual content.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 188,176 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
TMNT by xo-shauna-xo reviews
Ava was homeless, unloved and an unknown danger was coming her way. from the help of a certain turtle will she find protection, famiy....love ?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 40,627 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
Fall Down Real Far by Sewer Slider reviews
TMNT Final Destination Crossover. You can't cheat death, but with friends and enemies alike in danger, the turtles have no choice but to find a way. Challenge fic. COMPLETE!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Michelangelo
Heart of the Ninja's by HellionKyou reviews
Four Russian girls are out to kill the turtles, but instead they fall in love, and the man who sent them to kill the turtles show up and reveals their darkest secret. Bad with summaries, but RnR
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Wounds Run Deep by moogsthewriter reviews
One brother laments another's death... WARNING: Death fic. ONESHOT. Rated for safety...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Alone by Sewer Slider reviews
His family and friends are gone and now he's alone. One shot. WARNING: Character death. Winner of Best Oneshot in the 2005 fanfic awards!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
The Rose by Dragonfly-Moonlight reviews
Time heals all wounds and tends to all things. I do not own either Inuyasha or Ninja Turtles. The story was written for fun.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Inuyasha - Complete
Return to You by AJsHellCat reviews
what happens when Michelangelo's best friend returns to New York after 6 years?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,930 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
All I Ever Wanted, Ever Needed by Ana the Romantic reviews
Being a daughter of a dectective is hard enough, but after your parents are killed and being forced to run for your life is worse. That is until you meet some turtles of the ninja, mutant variety. TMNTOCs NOW FINISHED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,338 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Heavenly Prophecy by FairDrea reviews
Complete! The rise of a forgotten Empire, the arrival of a powerful Prophecy, the sting of betrayl and the burn of desire. Through such turmoil can one still find a love worth living for?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,873 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 45 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Complete
The Hardest Goodbye by FairDrea reviews
*Complete* A young woman finds a place in the Turtles hearts but when it's time to say goodbye, love makes it a little more difficult for one of our heros
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Complete
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Owner reviews
We all know what happened to the turtles. But what happened to the boy that dropped that glass jar and lost the baby turtles?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Michelangelo, Leonardo, OC
TMNT reviews
What if there weren't just four infant turtles in that jar? What if there were six? Four guys two girls, NO PAIRINGS Rated K ... maybe T later. (ON HIATUS)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,640 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011
The Hunter and The Hunted reviews
Unknown humans have been roaming the city searching and capturing mutants. The turtles get involved of course and end up getting captured themselves. Thanks to a mysterious mutant they soon have trouble deciding who's the hunter and who's the hunted. (ON HIATUS)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Leonardo
Betrayal reviews
Four thieves are forced to kill the turtles after they tried to steal artifacts from a museum. Will they be able to do what they have to when the time comes? And what do these artifacts do exactly? (ON HIATUS)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,180 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael
Villains reviews
Mason discusses some of the bad guys that the older turtles have faced. Takes place during the 'Are You My Daddy' story. I was so bored.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Are You My Daddy? reviews
Sequel to Sierra Miller. What would you do if you found out you had a teenage son that you never knew about? Rated for mostly violence, language... really bad language at times, and blood. Rating has been changed from M to T
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 55,723 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
Sierra Miller reviews
Sierra loves two things... dance and her family, but she wants to make room for someone else. Will that happen when Leo comes crashing into her life? Rated M for language, violence and gore. All TurtlesxOC. Sequel is up and running
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 76,266 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
For those of you who wanted to know what happened before Raph and Melanie got caught making out in the dojo. One-shot May be confusing if you haven't read Sierra Miller yet
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Raphael - Complete