Poll: Okay... I got an interesting suggestion from a reviewer so I decided to turn it into a poll to see what the rest of you think. What do you think about a third part to the Sierra Miller series? Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for Ninja Turtles.
Favorite stuff to do: I love reading, writing, listening to music, playing video games.
Favorite music: Anything, it doesn't matter to me it's all music
Favorite shows: So You Think You Can Dance, House, Ninja Turtles, Code Lyoko (When it was still on), Spongebob, World's Dumbest...,
Favorite Video Games: All of the God Of Wars, All of the Soul Caliburs, All of the Resident Evils and anything that has explosions in it.
Fav Computer Games:SIMS!!
Sierra Miller: Sierra loves two things... dance and her family, but she wants to make room for someone else. Will that happen when Leo comes crashing into her life?
Happy Birthday: For those of you who wanted to know what happened before Raph and Melanie got caught making out in the dojo. One-shot. You have to read Sierra Miller first
Are You My Daddy: Sequel to Sierra Miller. What would you do if you found out you had a teenage son that you never knew about?
TMNT: What if there weren't just four infant turtles in that jar? What if there were six? Four guys two girls, NO PAIRINGS
Betrayal: Four thieves are forced to kill the turtles after a heist that went wrong. Will they be able to do what they have to when the time comes? In Progress!!!!!!!!!!!
The Hunter and The Hunted: Unknown humans have been roaming the city searching and capturing mutants. The turtles get involved of course and end up getting captured themselves. Thanks to a mysterious mutant they soon have trouble deciding who's the hunter and who's the hunted In Progress!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Villains: One-shot. Mason discusses the differences in the bad guys that the older turtles have faced. Takes place during the 'Are You My Daddy' story
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
An Ode To My Mom whom i am very close too
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. (My favorite) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If Miley Cyrus died and you would have a party because of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.
If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, AJ92,
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile.
If you are call the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile
If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.
95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!
90 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if the Jones brothers were at the top of the empire state building, ready to jump. If you're the 10 that would be yelling 'jump!' post this on you're profile.
95 of teens would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus was at the top of a building, ready to jump. If youre the 5 that would be yelling 'jump, jump!' Post this on you're profile.
If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.
If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate pink and love black copy this to your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate labels/stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really hate it when you're doing something, and then get so close to finishing, and then fail, copy and paste this into your profile.
90 of teens today would die if MySpace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing
If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.
If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
100 truths about me
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Kool-aid (Wow stereotype... oh well)
2. last phone call =My Brother
3. last text message = Karina
4. last song you listened to = All or Nothing by O-town
5. last time you cried = I don't know
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice =No
7. been cheated on = No
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Yes
9. lost someone special = No
10. been depressed = Of course
11. been drunk and threw up = Nope
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: (In order)
12. Sky Blue
13. Sea Green
LAST YEAR (2010), HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend =Yup
16. Fallen out of love = No
17. Laughed until you cried =Absolutely
18. Met someone who changed you = YES!!!
19. Found out who your true friends were = Yep
20. Found out someone was talking about you =Well yeah, but it was good things. I haven't heard any bad things... yet
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list =Yes
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Most of them
24. Do you have any pets =My dog and the fish in the pond in my backyard and the turtle that hides in the pond
25. Do you want to change your name =Nah
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Big Pool Party with friends and family... and a DJ
27. What time did you wake up today =11:00am
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = On fanfiction.net
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for =Summer!!!!
30. Last time you saw your Mother =like 2 seconds ago literally
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life =Lots of things
32. What are you listening to right now = Do You by Ne-Yo
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?= No
34. What's getting on your nerves right now =My little brother
37. Nickname = Boo-Boo
38. Relationship Status =Single
39. Zodiac sign =Cancer
40. He or She = I'm a she
41. Elementary School :GM I know what it means, but you don't
42. Middle School =BSMS still not saying
43. College = FSC
44. Hair color = Dark brown and gets lighter in the summer
45. Long or short = Happy medium :)
46. Height =5'5"
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =Um... no not now
48. What do you like about yourself? =My eyes :)
49. Piercings = Ears
50. Tattoos = No, but I want one
51. Righty or lefty= Righty
52. First surgery= Like 8 years ago
53. First piercing = I was like 4 or 5
54. First best friend =Casey
55. First sport you joined = Softball
56. First vacation = Disney in Florida :)
58. First pair of trainers = idk
59. Eating = Nothing
60. Drinking = Nothing
61. I'm about to = Go on facebook
62. Listening to =Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars... I love him
63. Waiting for = My brother to finsh dinner. Breakfast for dinner and he makes the best fried eggs eva
64. Want kids? = 2 at least
65. Get Married? =I would like to
66. Career? =I don't yet
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes = eyes
68. Hugs or kisses= Hugs
69. Shorter or taller = taller
70. Older or Younger =Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous =Both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms =Both... again
73. Sensitive or loud =LOUD LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!
74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship
75. Trouble maker or hesitant =Depends ;)
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger =Ha Ha no
77. Drank hard liquor =Nope
78. Lost glasses/contacts = No, I don't where those
79. sex on first date = No, but it almost happened and we weren't even on a date
80. Broke someone's heart = IDK... maybe
81. Had your own heart broken? =No
82. Been arrested? Nope
83. Turned someone down = yes
84. Cried when someone died =No cause no1 really close to me died
85. Fallen for a friend = Oh yeah big time
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself =Eh
87. Miracles = Sure why not
88. Love at first sight =No
89. Heaven = yea
90. Santa Claus = YES!!!!
91. Kiss on the first date =nah
92. Angels = Yeah
93. Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God= absolutely
94. Horoscopes=Depends on my mood
95. Wishing on stars= No, that song Jepetto sang in Pinocchio was a lie :(
WHO DO YOU LOVE?
96. Your family = Yeah
97. Your pet= yes
98. God= I don't have a choice... ha ha jk of course I do
99. Your Enemies=Hell no
100. Your BF or GF=Sure if that person existsed in my life
FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail at 2 A.M
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up!"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad ... Here’s a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say ,"IM HOME what we having for diner?"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: ask you why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: would say "He wasn't good for you"
BEST FRIENDS: would walk up to the person who broke your heart and yell at the top of there lungs "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GAY ITSN'T IT!!"
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste”
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
9) WHAT IS 2 2?
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?
22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS?
(o) Music is Life _
'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'
'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'
'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'
'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'
'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'
'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'
'Damn you; damn the broccoli; DAMN CANADA
'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'
'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'
'There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'
'If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window I will laugh.'
'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'
'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'
'It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!'
'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'
'These sunglasses sure make it hard to see in the dark but I refuse to take them off because I am an American!'
'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'
'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'
'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.
yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?
I am the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking"Do you think the hole is deep enough?"
No matter what life hands us, just remember...Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass - it's about learning how to dance in the rain."
What goes around comes around and when it comes around, I hope it knocks u down, runs u over, backs up and runs u over again!!
I am strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because I'm a fighter. I am wise because
I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.
a friend will calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will skip beside u with a baseball bat singing "someones gonna get it"
Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly.
I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!
Every person in your life will serve a different purpose at a different time. Some entertain you, some enlighten you, and some piss you off daily.
Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.
I have life moments where I want to pause and yell "SERIOUSLY?!"
is it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know?
The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day.
Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!
If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!
The people that make the difference are those that do things differently - Be one of them!
Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.
I think some people should come with warning labels.
A friend would help you up when you trip and fall. A best friend would laugh, trip you again, then laugh some more!(:
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.
Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?
Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh
I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.
I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Weird but True quotes:
I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
The road to success is always under construction
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Friends and Best Friends:
Friend: Will help me when I'm lost.
Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Friend: Call my parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
Friend: Ask me for my number.
Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Friend: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
FRIENDS Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
FRIENDS: Will help you move
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
FRIENDS: Forgive you.
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
FRIENDS: Annoy you.
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Growing old is Mandatory
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you believe this
Actual things on products. LOL too funny
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Sierra Miller:(If it doesn't work then refresh the page)
Dimitri Miles:(he has platinum blonde hair)
Jessica Hartwell (5):
Are You My Daddy???
Jacklyn and Michael Evans:
Sierra’s single katana:
Paige’s butterfly swords:
Vanessa’s tessen:(She has two of them)
Jessica Hartwell (16):
Anthony (Tony) Costa:
Melanie club dress:
Paige club dress:
Vanessa club dress:
Sierra club dress:
Trevor Miller (20):
Kylie’s new hairstyle:
Jaime and Serena:
Jaime’s double dragon daggers:
Unsafe External Link