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Joined 08-31-09, id: 2068674, Profile Updated: 08-15-10
Author has written 6 stories for Dungeons and Dragons, Elisabeth, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Corpse Bride.

There are certain things I want out of life. Opportunities to laugh, opportunities to cry, opportunities to think and a chance to see the one that I love. That's all that I want. Beyond that, we are just pawns in a chess game where no-one plays by the official rules and everyone cheats. Who knows where we all are going or how we will get there? Let's just enjoy the ride.

I am a writer and an actress who also has a passion for photography and fashion. A fashionista who can give great advice for dates and formal events, but also likes to get her hands dirty and soiled doing physical labor. I'm both a bitch and a lover, a child and a mother. I can be your Heaven or I can be your Hell. It all depends on how you treat me and how you treat my friends.

I am bisexual and proud of it. But it sucks to be me. It sucks to be me. It sucks to be gay with parents that don't want me to be. It sucks to be me! (I had to, I'm sorry. "It Sucks to Be Me" is from Avenue Q.) And I will also say this: Jesus taught me the way to live and Artemis gives me the strength to live that way.

Favorite Book of All Time: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman.

Favorite Musical(s) of All Time: Phantom of the Opera, Elisabeth.

Favorite Movie(s) of All Time: REPO! The Genetic Opera, Lord of the Rings, The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and Harry Potter.

Quotes:

"The only time a vampire should sparkle is if he is gay and in a nightclub!" - Me

"There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend. And there's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend." -Kate Monster, Avenue Q

"Everybody, everybody, make your genetics your bitch!" -Chorus, REPO! The Genetic Opera

"I can't believe that we are bribing our future queen with designer shoes." -Tina, Undead and Unwed

"It's time Urusla took matters into her own tentacles! Triton's daughter will be mine. Then I'll see him writhe. I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!" -Ursula, The Little Mermaid

"Sane. Gone sane." -Art Blastside, Piratica

"This is true love. You think this happens every day?" -Wesley, The Princess Bride

"Mad mutant genius...I like the sound of that." - James Bastard Hook, Capt. Hook; the Adventures of a Notorious Youth

"Wenn ich tanzen will, dan tanz ich so wie's mir gefllt, ich allein bestimm' die stunde, ich allein whl die musik!" -Elisabeth, Elisabeth

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A Different Kind of Pirate Story by shdw dncr reviews
The narrator, a normal, highschool senior, finds herself in the world of One Piece. She knows all there is to know about this world but there's one problem: She's got amnesia! Follow her as she explores, makes new friends, and has wild adventures.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,801 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sanji, Luffy
The Show Must Go On by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Lucheni finds the lighting in Purgatory very unsatisfactory, and as such, makes a few elementary mistakes when he tells his story. Death is unsympathetic.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Bells by Miko Akako reviews
L closed his eyes and listened to the bells...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/14/2009 - L - Complete
Elisabeth: a Modern Love Story by xoxoMandieRosexoxo reviews
The classic tale of Death falling tragically in love with the beautiful Elisabeth of Bavaria comes to the 21st Century. As a young girl, Sisi comes face to face with the God of Death, resulting in a timeless and tragic love that'll last for all eternity.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Dark Rising by Theilian reviews
Young Rudolf discovers the dubious joys of having power - with a little help from a friend.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight by Theilian reviews
Lonely and unable to sleep, Elisabeth's daughter finds she's not the only one wandering the corridors...
Elisabeth - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Revenge by Perfume reviews
Der Tod is visited by his sister, La Mort. Is this a wise meeting? An ending to the Das Musical, Elisabeth. Der Tod/Elisabeth
Elisabeth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Frailty by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
It occurs to him for the first time how terribly, exquisitely fragile she is… Elisabeth/Death.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2009
Silk by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Elisabeth/Death vignette. "Elisabeth..." His tongue caresses her name as his lips fold possessively around it. She glowers at him, not particularly surprised by his presence. She has long since ceased to be surprised by his presence.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Nightmares by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Bookverse. He thinks that, perhaps, he might dare to call her “Mina” while she sleeps...Van Helsing/Mina, set during the journey towards the final confrontation with Dracula. Slight Dracula/Mina.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008
Unlikely Circumstances by Perfume reviews
Elisabeth craves for attention on the day of her older sister's party. But an unlikely circumstance causes Elisabeth to realize her audience is someone who will be watching... forever.
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Dechire by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
AU, darkfic [First War]. After murdering James and Harry Potter, Voldemort gives Lily to his most loyal servant, Severus Snape. SnapeLily. Rated for language and sexual content. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Ashes, Ashes by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Strange that his last thoughts were of a muggle children's rhyme... MAJOR DH SPOILERS! PG for creepiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Lovely Little Song reviews
Her Father awoke to find her gone, his lovely Emily gone. Now her lovely little song plays, but there is no-one there...
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
The Wunderkind reviews
She is not elf, nor Druid. She is not human nor witch. She is not what you expect...for Wunderkinds are a species all their own. And she is coming back to Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010
An Unbreakable Bond reviews
Two American flowers are bound together, their destinies intertwined. Can they overcome and survive what their first year at Hogwarts will throw at them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Allein reviews
Death understands her emptiness...
Elisabeth - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009
A Dance With The Devil reviews
The glittering ballroom was suddenly dark and full of shadows. Where had everyone gone? There had been so many wedding guests there just a few moments ago...now, no-one. Not even Franz. Then, suddenly, there was someone...coming towards her...
Elisabeth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Destined
They had been cruelly ripped apart, killed and doomed to never see the other again. But then a Goddess of Fate felt pity and secretly sent their spirits back to Aerth. Now they have a second chance; the servant and the pirate. Who will win: love or Chaos?
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Published: 11/1/2009