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So my name is (insert name of preference), and I have been a Twilight addict for almost a year now.

I wonder if they'll ever make Twililght anonymous meetings, lord knows some of us need it. :) I probably need something more along the lines of an intervention...or maybe even an excorcism, but whatev's, I deal with it as best I can. I've told my friends that if I start missing school so that I can read that they can then hire the help I need.

So anywho long story short I was one of those people who absolutely refused to read the books, (fear of joining the band wagon/evil brainwashing cult, but who are we kidding, we know that's what we are) but as it turns out I am now obssessed. Not so much with the books, but the idea and the characters (please don't kill me I didn't mean it! I actually reread the books every few months) and that is how I came to fall in love with fanfiction. Your stories really bring the characters to life in a way Ms. Meyer didn't (long live the queen!). Lol. I always found it funny how you'd think the characters would change based on the author, but almost everyone who writes canon stories have the same concept of what the characters are like, so that's why I feel that is what these beautiful character's were meant to be.

So, (another "so" I need to find a new transition word) I'm not sure I have what a takes to publish an actual story, although I do have a couple ideas floating up in the old noggin, so for now I'm sticking to reviewing other people's stories. Not in a "this is good" or "this is bad" way, more of: what key points of this story will interest you with out ruining the story. So check it out and see if you like. Stick around and I may even have an actual story posted up!

Enslaved to fanfiction,

AvidAddict (Does my pen name make any sense? I thought it did)

Okay, so I'm bored at the moment, just finished reading a really great story, and seeing if it's too late to start another one...unfortunately it is, but there's always tommorow. :D

I think I'll just write a little about myself:

Favorite Movies: Indiana Jones is the shiz, no matter what people say Harrison Ford + whip= sexy times, either that or George Clooney in a tux.

Die Hard, because they are the only action quadroligy (is that right? Doubtful.) that doesn't suck ass. Oh and cuz some geniuses made a song explalining all the movies so if you wanna check it out it's called: Die Hard by Guyz Nite. Flippin' awesome!

Uh... favorite movie of all time, I would have to say The Parent Trap. And not the original one. Gasps! I could probably renact that whole movie for you with three other people. As well as My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but come on, who can't recite some of Aunt Voula's lines?! Just classic.

And how can I forget the Disney Classics? Although Aladdin is my favorite.

I have many more, but I think it'll be a bit of a long list so I'll stop here. Oh and I love Monty Python and The Holy Grail! Sorry I have no self control.

Moving on... as you can see I'm an elipses whore, but before that I used to be a tv whore. That is until fanfiction took over the proverbial wheel, now I only watch primetime: Lost, Fringe, Bones!, House, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, and the like. I don't have cable so I have to make due with zee network channels.

Umm on music I like a little bit of almost everyhting, but I perfer oldies. Like Bella ( I know, I did not just compare myself to her) besides being clumsy (as in if there is a cup, I will inevitably spill it) I am also an old soul, whether it be '20's, '40's, 0r '70's, I probably would have fit better then.

If I were to compare myself to any of the Twilight character's, I'd probably relate most to Jasper, but take in mind a mix of the story and fanfiction versions. I'm a little rough around the edges, and told difficult to approach, but once you get to know me I loosen up and am just as ridicuous and even more sarcastic than the next person and believe it or not I become very attuned to you and am usually able to help you out. So that's that. I'll probably add more to this, but for now I'm done. PM me if you want to talk about anything...it would make my day. :D

Update! Or not, I found out where the sexy, hot bitch Dr. Carlisle lives! Or at least I think I do. If the authorities ask I don't.

New Moon:

Saw it @ midnight...made my own crown cause I didn't want to pay the 5 at King Burger for the real one, I know, lame, but it was fun. The first time I saw it I was like, I like the first one better. I thought the dream sequence was completely butchered and that all the scenes were incredibly choppy. And you know how a bunch of people complained about Hardwicke's unsteady cam? Well she has nothing on Weitz, that mofo got me so dizzy! Especially when Bella is in the forest? Holy Crap! Not fun. And then there was the whole issue of Alice's wardrobe, but again, a whole seperate issue. Now the second time I saw it it was better, besides everything trying to be squished in there it was pretty acurate and Kris' and Taytay's chemistry was a nice change.Though RPattz still holds my heart, after I saw the trailer for Remember Me I found no excuse for his acting in New Moon. He looked like he was gonna cry like a biznatch every 5 seconds... Anywho, those are my thoughts on new moon. Now the most important thing that came out of all of this though is that when I left that theater I was soooo TEAM CHARLIE!! WHOOOOO!! Am I right or am I right? PM with your thoughts.


Umm... update, for those random readers of My Two Cents, i have deleted it but have no fear,or do, it will be back shortly. It's just i reread it and realized it was crap so I'm rewriting the little reviews I had and coming up with new ones. I thought these wonderful stories deserved more justice. But I must warn that I will be busy for a while, so I'm not sure what shortly exactly means, but for those of you who care just keep me on alert and you shall know when I have reposted. Thanko Muchos!

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The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,070 - Follows: 2,621 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2421 - Favs: 2,916 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Masen and Swan: Good Times in the Big Easy by ebhg reviews
Masen and Swan help the New Orleans PD investigate a series of unusual killings involving voodoo and red-haired men. Things get a little sticky when Masen goes undercover, and it's not because of the humidity. Collaboration by Gleena and ebhg.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5953 - Favs: 10,017 - Follows: 3,310 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 343 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,306 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Masen and Swan: In the Windy City by ebhg reviews
Special Agents Masen and Swan are in Chicago while on leave following the Forks incident. When there's a death at the old Masen Mansion, Swan can't resist the pull of the supernatural and drags a wary Masen along for the ride. Collaboration by Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8993 - Favs: 15,491 - Follows: 3,284 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen and Swan: The FBI's Most Unwanted by ebhg reviews
Special Agent Bella Swan, the FBI's most unwanted, is partnered with the bureau's poster boy, SA Edward Masen. Their chemistry keeps them on their toes as they travel to Forks to investigate a series of mysterious deaths. Epic T Collaboration Gleena/ebhg
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11725 - Favs: 8,714 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by missbluejuju reviews
Clumsy Bella can't seem to stay away from the ER. Could it have anything to do with Forks Hospital's newest doctor? E/B AU/AH One-shot. Pure fluffy goodness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye by A. Murray reviews
The events as recalled by Bella Swan. Complete fluffy humor.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planning Perfection by An End Has A Start reviews
Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5157 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6699 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5803 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
La Tua Cantanta! by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
Twilight version of "Hakuna Matata"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
honeyMOONING by DimentionQueen reviews
For yayme2012s Breaking Dawn Contest Bella and Edward's wedding has finally arrived, and all heck has broken loose. Bella gets drunk, Edward's in a Speedo-induced coma, the caterer insists on cat food, and Jasper bites a national pop icon! CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8425 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
The Death of Isabella Marie Swan by jankmusic reviews
I was sure today was just the beginning of that time of the month, but as my day steadily got worse, along with my symptoms, I became aware of the fact that something was seriously wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Waste a Moment by Countess Jackman reviews
Warm blood seeped from the corners of my mouth as I stared at Edward in horror. “And if we leave it in?” He asked, his voice cracking. Carlisle hung his head, hiding his grim expression. “Either way, she dies.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,563 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete