Meg Thornton
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Joined 04-30-02, id: 206908
Author has written 17 stories for Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Fanfiction Poetry, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Hokay, keeping it short:

I'm female, born in 1971, 5'2" tall, and a keen fan of many authors, including Terry Pratchett and JRR Tolkien.

If you're after good Tolkien Fanfiction, have a look at the Henneth Annûn Story Archive: http://www.henneth-annun.net

If you want to read my original stuff, have a look at:

http://www.fictionpress.com/profile.php?userid=206908

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The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Undertow by shadow975 reviews
AU: Arwen was in Imladris when Estel was a boy, and loves him only as a brother; and are there truly chosen ones, or is all that matters that someone take the task? This is a dark AU, but not without hope for redemption. WIP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,343 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Aragorn, Boromir
Charcoal, Stone, and Cloud by shadow975 reviews
A slightly rambling interlude between Aragorn and Boromir, written for Meg Thornton's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Aragorn, Boromir
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Sharpe's Soldier by alais reviews
Harry Flashman, lecher, coward and all-round blackguard finds himself out of time, and ... involved ... with the heroic Richard Sharpe
Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2002
Blood And Warm Blankets by Kielle reviews
Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Faramir
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A Maiden From a Distant World by CNell reviews
A modern-day girl is dropped into Middle-earth. How will the Fellowship react? Please R&R.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2002
Diary of a School Trip to Minas Tirith by Eledhwen reviews
It's the Fifth Age, and there's a school trip to Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2002
Of A Hasty Ent by Derwydd reviews
A tale of Quickbeam. Not as I originally intended, but since I had to make deadlines at school for this assignment, I had to bend a few things. I'm improving it soon. Enjoy, I got a good mark.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2002
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Magda's Tale reviews
What does the barmaid at the Prancing Pony do to earn a little extra coin? Read on to find out... (Chapter 4 up now, listed as chapter 3)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 9/4/2002
Meg in Middle Earth reviews
My efforts at a realistic self-insertion into Middle Earth. If you don't like 10th member fics, or Mary Sues, don't read this. You have been warned. - Chapter 5 up now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 12/10/2002
Breetown Yule reviews
Another response to a Henneth-Annun Challenge (blame Anglachelg, honestly) - what does Yuletide involve in Bree and the areas nearby? Oh, and ignore the "published" date - as far as I'm concerned, this was put up on 1 DEC 2002
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2002
Meeting Gandalf reviews
A response to another HASA challenge (do have a look at the site, it's damn good), this is a meeting which was alluded to in "More than Gold".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Gandalf
Fellowship on a Trandem reviews
This one is something which grew up out of an email ramble - Goodies songs filked with LOTR content. It's silly, not sober.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2002
Telling Stories reviews
Frodo is trying to decide what to write for Bilbo, after the end of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Frodo B.
Pelennor Aftermath reviews
The thoughts of one of the women helping clearing up after the battle of the Pelennor Fields. Originally published as a response to a Henneth-Annûn challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/26/2002
Aglarond reviews
Legolas' thoughts as he first enters the caves of Aglarond. Prompted by a challenge on the Henneth Annun Story Archive website.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Legolas
Denethor reviews
A response to the "Denethor Poetry Challenge" on the Henneth Annun list.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/10/2002
Gondor's Depraved reviews
This is a Rugby Song. You Have Been Warned. If you are easily offended by coarse language, look at something else.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2002
Mary Mordor Sue reviews
A girl from Modern Earth travels to Middle Earth and winds up... well, you figure it out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002
Life with my Uncles reviews
In Australia, in an Alternative Universe, a young woman starts boarding with her older relatives....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2002 - Published: 7/22/2002
PPC - Tales from Despatch reviews
Another PPC spinoff, this time in the Department of Transdimensional Snatching...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002
Requiem for Douglas Adams reviews
My expression of grieving for the loss of a damn good writer.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2002
Rosaline reviews
Addressing young Mr Montague's first love, a woman we only hear about in description.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/10/2002
Class Visit. reviews
A quick look through the eyes of a non-superpowered mutant in the X-universe.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2002
More Than Gold reviews
A possible answer to the question 'Where did Aragorn learn healing?' - some violence, no sex.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Aragorn