Hand of Sand
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Joined 09-01-09, id: 2069326, Profile Updated: 09-02-09
Author has written 2 stories for One Piece, Warhammer, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Weeeeelllllll... Not much to say. I had account here years ago, but forgot both name, email & password. So on another not, here are the things I like in order from 1. to whatever:

1. ME!
2. Manga/Anime (List in order of grandness further down)
3. Myself
4. Video Games
5. I
6. Tabletops
I. Dungeons & Dragons
II. Star Wars D20 (Official)
III. Warhammer 40,000
IIII. D20 Modern
IIIII. Exalted (at least when I find SOMEONE in Tasmania who I can play it with)
7. Webcomics
8. 3d Graphics Modelling / Characte Creation (Studying)
9. Books/Reading
10. Porn (What? I'm eight-teen in two months, of course I like porn. Everyone does, even if they don't admit it.)
11. Religious & Philosophical debate (I'm Athiest)
12. Ancient History
13. Modern World History

That went fantastically, wouldn't you say?

Anyway, heres the list of favourite Manga (Anime version below)

IMPORTANT!! THE DIFFERENCE IS INCREDIBLY TINY BETWEEN RANKS, SO ALL OF THEM DESERVE 1ST PLACE! IN FACT...

1. One Piece; The 4Kids was shit, but subbed or Funimation Dub are GOOD DAMMIT! (Crocodile RULES!)
1. 666 Satan / O-Parts Hunter
1. Bleach
1. ID_Entity (Korean)
1. Naruto
1. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
1. Fullmetal Alchemist

Now for Anime:

1: One Piece
2: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
3. Bleach
4. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
5. Naruto
6. Cowboy Bebop
7. Samurai Champloo
8. Zoids
9. NEEDLESS

Okay for time for the list of my favourite webcomics, so be ready for a loooonnnggg list. I love them all so much. It was incredibly hard to choose which I liked the most. Ohhh, you're loving this aren't you? Go ahead and check'm out.

1. Twokinds
2. El Goonish Shive
3. 8-Bit Theater
4. Keychain of Creation
This was the hardest area.
5. Looking For Group
6. Exterminatus Now
7. DMFA (Dan & Mab's Furry Adventures)
8. Order of the Stick
9. Freefall
10. Darken
11. CVRPG (Castlevania RPG)
12. Slightly Damned
13. Oriyan!
14. Darths & Droids
15. The Fancy Adventures of Jack Cannon
16. The DM of the Rings
17. Broken Plot Device
18. The Wotch
19. VG Cats
20. Exiern
21. Brat-Halla
22. New World Comic
23. MSF High
24. Metroid: Third Derivative
25. A Skewed Paradise

There ya go, hope you liked. All are excellent. If only I was able to draw properly, I would make one based on the Fruit of the Devil or some thing like.

NOW FOR VIDEO GAMES!

1... OH GOD I CAN'T DECIDE! Have look at list of all the games I enjoy that I play regularly:

Gears of War 1 & 2
Metroid Prime (All three console)
Neverwinter Nights II + Expansions
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
Call of Duty 4
Counter Strike Source
Unreal Tournament 2004
Medieval Total War + Expansions
Empire Total War
Tribes Vengence
Assasins Creed
Fable 2
Supreme Commander + Expansion
Star Wars Empie At War + Forces of Corruption
Dawn of War (All)
Warhammer Online
Fable Lost Chapters
And so on and so forth

Now for the next list, my favourite Characters for each Anime/Manga I can be bothered to write down:

One Piece: 666 Satan/O-Parts Hunter: Bleach:
1. Crocodile 1. Jio Freed 1. Renji Abarai
2. Zoro 2. Ball 2. Ichigo Kurosuki
3. Luffy 3. Kirin 3. Komamura
4. Usopp (Not sure why) 4. Kaito 4. Zaraki Kenpachi
5. Eustass Kid 5. Shuri 5. Mayuri (Yes, but only he got his Pharaoh makeover)
6. Hachi 6. Cross Bianca 6. Ikkaku Madarame
7. Franky 7. Zero 7. Hitsugaya (NOT 'Hitsu-failure')
8. Pell 8. Mei 8. Shunsui Kyrouka
9. Buggy 9. Ruby Crescent 9. Matsumoto
10. Robin 10. Jack Crescent 10. Karin

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The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 20th Jan 16: Updated.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 230,948 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
When Mountains Crumble by Lady Dusk reviews
Artemis Entreri is gravely ill... but he manages to survive with the help of Jarlaxle and a favor from an old friend of the drow. In repaying the monstrous debt, the assassin finds himself on a longer path than he bargained for...
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Controlled Chaos by Absolutely Unsure reviews
A pretty blond summoner and a fire breathing mage, both with a knack for trouble. Nothing out of the ordinary, right? - Glimpses into the lives of Natsu and Lucy...and whoever else gets caught up in their crazy antics - 100 themes with 10 chap story
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 99,511 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Legal Matter: From Now On by Llybian Minamino reviews
Married life may be full of discord for Xellos and Filia, but even the discord has become strangely... comfortable. But can it go on that way forever? Will changing circumstance pull them apart or bring them together? Sequel to Legal Matter. Xellos/Filia.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Filia Ul Copt, Xelloss M. - Complete
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The God of Death by Tyrant of the East reviews
The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.
Crossover - Warhammer & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 273,118 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010
30 Warm Fuzzies by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Zoro and Chopper being all brotherly and cute is one of my favorite things, so I claimed them for Set 3 of 30 Pieces. The overall rating may change, depending upon content, but I don't expect there will be more than some mild swearing and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,156 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Chopper, Zoro - Complete
The Dead of Winter by ForeverFalling86 reviews
Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,206 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Escaping the Captains' Wrath by Mriya reviews
Isshin comes across every captain of the Gotei 13. Now all he has to do is avoid them. Not going to be easy seeing as every captain is looking for him now! Read and Review Please
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Isshin K.
Baron Rivendare's Horse by child-dragon reviews
The tauren shaman, Warraven, finds a nice new horse to ride. However, she's not quite certain how an undead horse works as opposed to kodos... so a friendly forsaken offers a bit of 'advice'.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Tangled Webs by Warriora reviews
Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Female Half of the Species by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Ulquiorra meets the new member of the Espada and realizes she may not be your ordinary lady. AU story, contains female!Grimmjow and will be Ulquiorra/Grimmjow. Rating finally went up. The conclusion is finally here!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Last Dictator by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Yamamoto is not a man of compromise or mercy, but he would like to think Tousen could be made to understand something of justice so close to the end.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - G.S. Yamamoto, Tousen K. - Complete
Stranded by Marching Madly Onward reviews
When the Kidou Cannon blew a hole in the dimensional wall, Hitsugaya and his merry band found themselves stranded in the mortal realm. This won't end well for Hitsugaya or his sanity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Yumichika A. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Nitojutsu: Story of Two Swords by Flamemajic reviews
Captured and separated from their crews, Zoro and Tashigi must rely on each other to survive and escape. But whether they can survive each other is a whole different problem... ZxT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,097 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Zoro, Tashigi
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
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I, Astartes Deahwatch Edition reviews
A crossover with the I, Robot 2004 movie Doesn't seem to have a catergory. This is what happens when you answer the annoying problem of rebellious robots with a misplaced squad of Deathwatch Astartes. May make other verison with Eldar, Grey Knights, Etc.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009
Devil Fruit: Sand & Diamond reviews
Basically, this is what happens when Devil Fruit turn up in Fullmetal Alchemist. Unexplainable, completely impossible for any from of science to understand, watch my OCs tear apart Amestris with the powers of my favourite Fruit. No One Piece characters.
Crossover - One Piece & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2009