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Author has written 15 stories for One Piece.

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here.'

- Lewis Carroll

99% of what I write is crap. I'm searching for that 1%.

Target: 3/8/2012

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Surprises by Velkyn Karma reviews
The Straw Hat Crew is full of unexpected surprises. Formerly a one-shot, now updating at the speed of inspiration. Third: It's Usopp's turn to learn a thing or two about his crew mate.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Straw Hats P. - Complete
Sticker by Dixxy Mouri reviews
As a child, Nami believed she found the best tasting tangerine in her mother's grove. Years later, she learned she was right. Sanji Nami friendship fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Idiots by Mind of the Childishly Naive reviews
Sanji doesn't know why he does anything nice for them. They'd eat the mast and sail if they had to.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
The dark blue sea by Violetta Jones reviews
Nami wonders about Sanji, and discovers he has been hiding something from their crew. Will she spill the beans, or can they find a better way to deal with that matter? Rated M for adult themes and strong language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
The Cook Files Vol 5: Chibi Sanji by AllBlueChaser reviews
A collection of drabbles on various themes focused on Chibi Sanji. Chapter 17: Sanji goes collecting ingredients for the next lesson in a place he hates,the swamp.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sanji
Ensign Iwata by 0roketto0kaigun0 reviews
While on a mission to rescue Usopp, Zoro makes up an alias that Tashigi can easily identify with. ZoroxTashigi :
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Zoro, Tashigi - Complete
Let's Not Lose Our Heads by Liashi FNA Sora reviews
The Straw Hats get executed, starting with Luffy. Usopp, digging his own grave, haha, narrates the ordeal. Oneshot. This is a comedy. No, really!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Usopp, Luffy - Complete
Bid by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Death is determined to get them this time. Prompt from Penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Robin, Zoro - Complete
Love makes you Stupid! by PRMSA 855 reviews
Love is in the air aboard the Tousand Sunny for our favorite cook and navigator. Their union comes about in an...interesting way. Please R&R. Hope you enjoy it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Trainwreck on Kamabakka by Tyigra reviews
If “Suzy” can make it through the day without giving in, Sanji wins. If Zoro can make Sanji fess up rather then endure further embarrassment, Zoro wins. Or so they thought… ZoroxSanji Pre-Slash. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sanji's Spinner by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
Sanji purchases a spinner and hangs it on the wall in the galley. The results are not quite as he planned... Basically Gen. K plus for a wee bit o' violence.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sanji - Complete
Survivor's Burden by TheNinthMaiden reviews
Nami knows all too well that Sanji would give his life for her, she doesn't need another reminder. Nakamaship fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
An Answer to an Unasked Question by Gravity reviews
To which to ask never seemed like it would earn an answer anyways. Rydia/Edge.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Rydia, Edge - Complete
Spring by Krentenbol reviews
The Straw Hat boys are driving Nami crazy, and she desperately wants to know what on earth is wrong with them. Can be read as SaNa, but it depends on how you interpret it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Nami - Complete
Crew Looks Like A Lady by TheNinthMaiden reviews
The Log Pose needs to be set. It will take a week. But Nami has some bad news about the island they need to sail to...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
An Inheritance of Many Things by justira reviews
Edge thinks Rydia is more than her inheritance. Full Title: An Inheritance of Many Things, Including a Possible Lack of Judgment, But Not of Taste
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edge, Rydia - Complete
Triggering the End by Cheria reviews
AU - Nami was given the job of handling one man by the name of Sanji; and as easy as it was to seduce him, he came to be the cause of a number of turmoils in her mind.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
What Valentines Do by koii reviews
Sanji asks Nami to be his Valentine on the most romantic day of the year...and gets an unexpected answer. Sanji X Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Parodies of the One Piece Kind by thermopylae reviews
I mock them because I love them. Chapter 17 up: Zoro faces his strongest opponent yet, and speaks honestly from the heart.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006
Bar Fight by Lonicera Japonica reviews
A guy hits on Nami in a bar, and the Strawhat boys take action to defend her honor. And to get some peace and quiet so they can finish their drinks. [Merryship]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Complete
Flawless by Kaori-chan2 reviews
Though Nami really respects Sanji for his kishido, she doesn't quite believe he never has the urge to kick a woman. After all, even a kishido must have some flaws. And Nami is eager to find out what exactly they are. [SanjiNami interaction, oneshot]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Jealousy by Everpure reviews
When a woman actually responds to Sanji's flirting, someone isn't very happy about it. SanjixNami drabble
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Misunderstandings by Everpure reviews
After months of going out, Sanji finally wants to propose to Nami. However, a certain swordsman is terrible at keeping secrets. Oh dear. What will all this lead to? [SaNa]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Men Are Stupid by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Nami, who sails the seas with some of the dumbest boys in existence, really needs a fellow female to share her troubles with. But with no other girls on the crew, who can she turn to?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
All My Pirates by madri reviews
Sanji has cancer! Chopper has a problem! Usopp has feelings, too! Zoro's in love... but with whom? And what the heck is up with Nami? All of this and more, in this installment of... All My Pirates! [No longer a oneshot. Meta! Inanity! Etc.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 46,074 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Complete
Yappari As Expected by Namibean reviews
Nami has been extremely bored lately and turns to Sanji. SanjixNami one shot and rated for a reason.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Overboard by madri reviews
Sanji. Nami. Alone on an island. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Project for 30 kisses. [complete]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Bound & Determined by X-parrot reviews
Jim and Blair — er, Starsky and Hutch — er, Zoro and Sanji get stuck in a bad cop-show fanfic cliche.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,719 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's every day schedule.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004
The Going Rate of Pirates by X-parrot reviews
Right after Whiskey Peak, Nami helps Vivi understand the cost of their help.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
What Would We Do Without Sanji? by BluePard reviews
Spamfic. Sanji is sick, and the others are left with the burden. Set around episode 30ish.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Complete
Size Matters by Talya Firedancer reviews
After the events in Little Garden, Sanji and Zoro return to the dispute they began at the beginning of the arc. Nami decides to cut to the heart of the argument, with Vivi's help.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Complete
Green Eggs and Sanji by shiruru reviews
Green Eggs and Ham... OP style
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Complete
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Roommates reviews
Nami moves in with Sanji. AU
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 82,847 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Nami, Sanji
Parenthood reviews
Sanji and Nami take on their next greatest challenge since their journey through the Grand Line.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Nami, Sanji
Disenchanted reviews
A One Piece fairy tale.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,737 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Nami, Sanji, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Therapy reviews
After Fishman Island, Sanji is cured of his nosebleeds, right?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Pervert reviews
Sanji and Nami are working in the galley.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Normalcy reviews
Just another day on the Grand Line.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Nami, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Impromptu reviews
Sanji prepares lunch for his two favorite ladies when there is a change in plans.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Robin, Sanji - Complete
Loveboat reviews
Nami wants to go on a cruise ship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Nami, Straw Hats P.
Edible reviews
Sanji bakes a cake.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Kotogakko reviews
Don't ask. It's one of those high school AU. Read if you dare.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sanji, Nami
Kidnapped reviews
Nami is kidnapped...again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Shopping reviews
Nami takes the crew to a shopping mall.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Clothes reviews
Sanji takes the crew to a clothing store.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sanji - Complete
Intoxicated reviews
Sanji and Brook almost fulfill their dream of meeting mermaids. They hit a small bump.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
Blindfolded reviews
I was inspired after reading the manga chapter 604. Sanji's silly nosebleed problems.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sanji, Nami - Complete