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Joined 09-01-09, id: 2069831, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 3 stories for Legend of Zelda, Leverage, and Legend of the Seeker.

Hi, my name is Zeta (yes it's my real name... or is it?).

I like to write... well, if you call what I do "writing". Some characters I write are not necessarily mine (for which I will disclaim) while others are. However the ideas and the story lines are nearly completely of my own mind (that is a dangerous thing) and if they are not of my mind then I shall (again) disclaim.

I am friends with ChaosMaiden, she's awesome, and I'm not just saying that because she's my best friend, but because she really really is awesome (wink wink... no seriously she rocks... sorta, but I'm being truthfully honest, maybe).

I have found a new kitty. His name is Dodger B. Rocket. He's ultra crazy.

I go to a school and I have a family with people in it. I live in a house and I eat food (for anyone who was wondering).

My goal is to one day rule the world... no universe! Bow to me or face eternal torment, and the wrath of the wonderful minions, who shall stay nameless until I permit them to come up from the depths of their rooms on Cosakljtaklerjlkatrmmm... wait, I can't tell you where they live... I shouldn't even be telling you this... I command you, as the future ruler of the universe to forget the previous statements about me and my minions ruling the world... ... yes.

... and I do have a bellybutton ...

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We don't know what to call it reviews
This is a really short scene we added to Desecrated. We were bored.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
Sheik's Book 1 reviews
Announcing: A riveting new play filled with drama, adventure, love, betrayal and DOUGHNUTS... well maybe not doughnuts. Farore tries her hand at directing. The cast: well, just be glad it's not you.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Farore, Sheik
Tinsel Time reviews
If you are searching for a serious story that will make you laugh, cry and think... this is NOT the one for you. Enter if you dare. This has no story line, it has no plot, and it has NO common sense. Read at your own risk and review because it's polite.
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete