Mrs. Cedric Cullen
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Joined 09-01-09, id: 2069938, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

I love Glee. It is my fanfiction life, as sad as that sounds. Ships I promote are, in no particular order...

Klaine

Kurtofsky

Finchel

Britanna

Faberry

Pezberry (But it has to be good!)

Is it sad that only one of those is straight?


COPY AND PASTE TIME!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom apartment for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are cursed so that your favorite character in a TV show/movie/book always dies, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play and so many high schools and middle schools who focus more on sports than on the arts. If we didn't have arts, then there would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, dance, band, singing, and the rest of the arts are an important part of our community, too! Support the arts! If you agree that the arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are, add your name to the end of this and post in your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / CosmicalMadison/ Uncharacteristically-Feminine / Mrs. Cedric Cullen

If you want JKR to write a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.

If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

A large percentage of people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile.

If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love it when your favorite character does something awesome beyond belief, copy and paste.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you sometimes do things just to piss people off, copy and paste.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been caught reading a book in class, been told not to, but secretly kept reading copy and paste

If you never get around to writing your fan fiction copy and paste

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (true, but ssh!)
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be violent and on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm and ATHEIST, so I MUST hate Christians and Jews
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm SMART, so I MUST be a school-loving freak.
I'm GERMAN and IRISH,so I MUST be a drunk
I'm CAUCASIAN, so I MUST not have any ethnic family members
I'm in my school's GSA, so I MUST be gay I own SNAKES, so I MUST hate the animals I feed to them
I like THEATRE and want to go to HARVARD, so I MUST have gotten the idea from LEGALLY BLONDE
I like STAR TREK, so i MUST have only seen the new movie
I CURSE ALOT, so i MUST not be Christian
I like THE BEATLES, so i MUST have only started listening to them last month
I like MUSIC, so i MUST be emo
I LOVE Doctor Who so I MUST think Matt Smith will be a shit Doctor

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.


I was bored, this happened. Deal.

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Glee characters:

1. Kurt Hummel

2. Blaine Anderson

3. Rachel Berry

4. Quinn Fabray

5. Sue Sylvester

6) Puck

7) Brittney S. Pierce

8) Santana Lopez

9) Will Schuster

10) Burt Hummel

11) David

12) Wes

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Um, no. Has anyone ever even written one of those?

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
She is quite beautiful, I must admit.

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Holy. Shit. Since when has Santana been sleeping around Dalton?

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Um, there's only a ton of them. But I can't remember any off the top of my head.

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hmmm... Well, they wouldn't suck. It might be interesting to see.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Okay, both are awful, but... Nine, for sure.

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?
Brittney would definitely want in on the dolphin action!

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?
Rachel is writing a book about how essential it is for gay teens to have a supportive parental system at home and interviews Burt for his thoughts on parenting a gay teen.

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Um, it would have to be extremely drunk.

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:
Dumb, But Not That Dumb

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Quinn would help Kurt out with his fear of things of a sexual nature, on a purely friends basis. Um, what the hell.

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I'm sure!

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Uh, yeah.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I write with my friend to make humorous David fics. ;-)

15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hell no.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I honestly don't even want to think about Burt in a moment of great passion at the moment...

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
"Invisibly Shaking" by... That guy that sings that country song...

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
One very hot, very smutty threesome.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
WHY THE HELL IS BURT TRYING TO FLIRT WITH HIS SON'S BOYFRIEND IS WHAT I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Have I ever read a Sue fic?

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?
Tugging on his nipple ring. ;-)

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
They'd have to be pretty drunk...

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Brittney, for sure.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

"Kurt and Will are in a happy relationship until Will suddenly runs off with Quinn. Kurt, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with David and a breif unhappy affair with Wes, then follows the wise advice of Sue and finds true love with Rachel."

Problems with this: Why is Will such a heartbreaker pedo? Why is Kurt sleeping around the Warblers council? Who the hell asks advice from Sue on relationships?! And how heartbroken was Kurt to have to turn straight!!!

25.)How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
EEEP! BRITTANA! CANON! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *pause* Wait, that says if...

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Trials of Love by Stargatefan001 reviews
Ron and Hermione have 2 kids, but Ron does something that pushes Hermione and the kids away, and who is there to comfort them? A certain potions professor steps up to the task. Discontinued on this account, Please see Mirandy93 for any re-write. It's in the works.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,543 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Model Behavior by themuse19 reviews
AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 124 - Words: 533,581 - Reviews: 5632 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Goodnight by Keitorin Asthore reviews
AU. The last thing Burt Hummel wanted was a foster kid, especially one as skittish as Kurt. But when he finds out that Kurt has been viciously abused, it changes the game. Maybe he needs this kid as much as the kid needs him.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,753 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H.
The Pact by that-pretentious-bitch reviews
When Kurt gets pregnant the girls from glee decide they aren't going to let Kurt go though it alone. MPREG and Slash. Main pairing:Puckurt with some Artina, Finchel, Mercedes/Mike, Quinn/Matt, and Brittana, mentions of Wemma and Burt/Carole.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,271 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Easy A by tsay cresant reviews
New English teachers always have weird ideas for school projects. Kurt had hoped he'd get to work with Blaine on this one, but he didn't have a choice in the matter. some Klaine. NO KURTOFSKY.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,057 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Clouds Between Their Knees by TheFirstMrsHummel reviews
Kurt and Dave are left stranded in the woods after a deadly plane crash en route to Nationals. Rated M for language, physical trauma/pain, and eventual Kurtofsky smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,886 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Online Connections by songstobesung reviews
You on Facebook? The Glee Kids are. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010
Accepted by ProudArmySis reviews
Rachel and Noah meet at Julliard unexpectedly. Nevermind on the smut... There's no way I'm gonna attempt it! Sorry, summary sucks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Dreams Come True by ThatBitchIrene reviews
After 5 months together, Blaine surprises Kurt with a trip to Disney World. Lots of fluffy fluffiness ensues! Rating has been changed to M. I apologize if that now leaves some of my readers out of the loop but to be fair, I did warn that it would happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,303 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hairpins, Muffins, and Baby Pigs by songstobesung reviews
Brittany thinks Rachel wants a muffin. Rachel specifically said hairpin. And Santana wanted wine and got a little baby pig, once. Little dialouge fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Rachel B., Brittany P.
Competition by songstobesung reviews
When Puck meets Elena, and these two dominate personalities colide, there is only one way to solve things: A very dirrty competition.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Puck - Complete
Still Hasn't Changed by songstobesung reviews
'They promise to see each other one day...it still hasn't changed'. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
First by CrayolaBox16 reviews
These are the firsts of the Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel relationship. Pink here! Last chappy is up! Read and Review!*Complete*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Photograph by songstobesung reviews
'All captured with one photograph.' A oneshot. Based of the song 'Photograph' by Nickel Back.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Sorry, I Suck at Titles by that-pretentious-bitch reviews
At a sleepover meant to help them bond, everyone finds out plently of suprising things about Kurt which leads to a relatonship between him and Puck. Slightly morbid/disturbing topics like cutting and suicide. All the guys r gay/ bi. Lots of angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Whose Gay Line Is It Anyways? by PurtFiend reviews
Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Love Will Continue by Rosibo reviews
Alternate ending to love never dies. What would have happened if Meg hadn't shot Christine?
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,169 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
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Left to Blame reviews
Emily Hummel was young, beautiful, patient, and the perfect wife and mother. If only things had been different... How I believe Kurt lost his mom when he was young. Warning: non-explict character death. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Unnoticed reviews
Tina was unnoticed. No one was aware of her not eating. Until the end, no one was aware it was getting too late, until it already was. WARNING: Depictions of eating disorder, and suicide. Character death! Don't like, don't read. Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tina C. - Complete
Made a Wrong Turn reviews
Oneshot. Kurt never thought he'd be doing this to himself, yet he also never thought that no one would notice. WARNING: Explicit descriptions of self-harm. Don't like, don't read. Possible triggers. Rating just to be safe. Epilogue added!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
A Bromance Shattered reviews
David and Wes always have little arguments, but when a secret is revealed, it turns into a full-out bromance war. Slightly crackish. Rating for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - David, Wes - Complete
One Song Glory reviews
Oneshot. A songfic based off Rent's "One Song Glory." What if Matt were dying of cancer?
Glee - Rated: T - Spanish - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Matt R.