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Joined 09-01-09, id: 2070034, Profile Updated: 05-29-11
Author has written 8 stories for iCarly, Witch & Wizard, and Maximum Ride.

Well hello there (insert name here) Sup!

I love a good story with mystery, drama, twists and always some angst in it, I love intense stories that are all unpredictable and leaves you wondering what would happen next (that's why I write a lot of suspence :D)

I dislike stories that are cheesy, happy clichè endings, some that involve the main character singing in a karaoke or something (unless it's a good song or very well descripted, I tolerate them sometimes), dark and shallow stories that don't actually have reasons to be so, (Twilight xD) , and I guess anything that is too rushed. Stories need time to develop.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down? En ese momento, nos inclinabamos el uno hacia el otro so- (Twilight in Spanish xD)

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? My iTunes has nothing right now and my iPod is uncharged so... "la la la la la la la"

Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: I do not know...

What is the weather? Kind of cold-ish...but not that much.

Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? Look it's Chuck Norris! *Runs away* O_o

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Buy everything I can in 30 seconds at Hot Topic and The Apple store :

Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Meat (:

Dog or cat person? Both

Daughter of: my father.

Favorite PJO character: The hells a PJO...?

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A Chance For Romance by xxiCarlyFanxx reviews
Carly wrote a play for English class. Her teacher loved it, and the school drama group will do it, but everyone has to audition for the roles. Who will play the main characters? And will this play change their lives forever? SEDDIE :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,150 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iWish I had known by Werewolff reviews
Sam wishes Freddie was dead after a minor accident in the studio. Mitch grants it, but shows Sam the aftermath; will she change the future?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,863 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iAm Not Afraid by Ultimatereader14 reviews
Sam and Freddie gets caved in in an underground maze of tunnels that is unknown and uncharted. Now they have to put their differences aside and work together to survive. Will they make it out alive?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,675 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Random Emailing by SeddieLUV reviews
Oh, Freddork. In this Seddie relationship, you are SO the girl. :D I'd call you...but I can't stand your face. So we'll email. Deal with it. Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,439 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Big Time Truth Or Dare by Lucy Ann Brooks reviews
The title says it all. . .Just Review to give them a dare or ask them a question.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,194 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010
iTurn Back in Time by moonyandpadfoot07 reviews
You gotta tell her that you love her. You gotta show that you care for her. Don't wait for another chance, say it now, before time runs out.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,102 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHandcuffs by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
Fed up with Sam and Freddie's constant arguing, Carly handcuffs them together for 1 month. Can they survive? This month will be one hell of a month. Seddie. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Big Secret by BigMouth96 reviews
Big secrets, lies, drama, secret romances, an episode of iCarly or two, and even...the duel mocking forces of Sam and House? You know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - J. Wilson, Mrs. Benson
Sing Out Loud by nick-crazed reviews
When Sam is convinced to join choir she meets Alex, she falls hard for him but there's a catch. She asks the one person she never thought she would for help, Freddie. What she doesn't know, is that Freddie has different intentions. Sam/Freddie POV
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,172 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iShakespeare by KWilson reviews
What happens when Sam is threatened with expulsion and Freddie makes a promise that he really doesn't want to keep? Will Shakespeare play matchmaker 400 years after his death? SEDDIE! Shakespeare translations included
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 79 - Words: 196,626 - Reviews: 3077 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Life's Complicated by epicdisney reviews
Freddie's mother is murdered Freddie's father comes and abducts Freddie he takes Freddie away for 2 years. When Freddie moves back to Seattle he seemslike a different person. Everyone wants to know what happened during those two years that changed Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,318 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iPsycho by SeddiexTwilight reviews
"She'll be the first one whose world will break down in less than an hour. It'll be fun to see tears on her perfect cheeks and emptiness in her beautiful eyes. When? Soon." And Carly's not the last one he'll break. R&R!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Real by May Lily reviews
She's never been so terrified of him in her entire life. Sam/Freddie; Seddie; Oneshot; iOMG take.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iKnew it! by Mari13ssa reviews
Freddie get's an unexpected surprise, how will Sam react? SEDDIE ALL THE WAY Sam get's a surprise out of Freddie's surprise also xD
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Moustache by jellyontoast reviews
A bet between Sam and Freddie leads to facial hair...sounds weird but I assure you it's not that weird. Seddie. Hope you like it! : p
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iKeep You Breathing by gigglebug321 reviews
When Sam gets in a tragic car accident, will Freddie be able to keep her alive? Will they realize that each other is actually what keeps them sane? Seddie story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iNeed You Now More Than Ever by arreyellewebb reviews
Sam has a problem. You can't tell from the way she eats, but she's slowly getting smaller and smaller. When Freddie finds out her secret,she needs him more than ever. But the question is, Will she let him in?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,737 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Big Time Done by iLolz aL0T XP reviews
Eigh years later, they are all 24. What happens to Big Time Rush after eight years? Where are they now? Rated T for bad language and death of people!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,990 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
iHunt the Beavecoon by coffee-stained lips reviews
Spencer takes the kids out to hunt the beavecoon. Sam and Freddie get closer than they'd like, while Carly finds herself in the middle of an awkward and different love triangle.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Monster by OMWG reviews
It had been a tiring day, and all the guys wanted to do was go to Five Guys and have the best burgers in the world. James getting kidnapped was not on their plans for the night. Rated M for violence and language. NO slash!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,854 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - James - Complete
Not the Emotional Type by flYegurl reviews
Fang was never the emotional type. Because boys were supposed to be masculine. And boys were supposed to be strong. And boys were NOT supposed to like other boys. And that was why Iggy was dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
iTeach Sex ed by HeyBulldogProductions reviews
When Carly, Sam and Freddie's health teacher gets fired who will step in? Possibly a 28 year old 180 pound spazzy artist?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Spencer S.
iAwkward Position by SeddieAnonymous reviews
It's just a normal teenage party, involving Sam and Freddie in one horrible awkward position. " But it sounded like you two..." ONE SHOT
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Ari's Corner by Claire Ride reviews
I feel bad for Ari. The poor guy was ignored, neglected, turn into a man eating wolf, sent to kill his "love", killed by said "love", brought back to life by his horrible father, finally found happiness, then he died…again. Will contain Flock, FUNNY Stuff
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Ari B., Max
Through the Looking Glass by albert efron reviews
Carlos falls through a mirror and everything is exactly how it SHOULDN'T be.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Carlos, Logan
Truth or Dare by haleyelizabeth reviews
When Gustavo gives them time off, the boys decide to have a co-ed sleepover. This can only lead to one thing: The game of truth or dare. And who, you ask, do they invite? YOU. Just put your name in the blanks! Ha. Things are about to get raunchy, folks...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,890 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
The Beginning of a Problem by Starbucks3894 reviews
Sequel to the one-shot The Beginning of Forever. Logan and Camille were supposed to be together for as long as they both had a breath left in them. They never dreamed that a problem in the form of a familiar face could ever tear them apart.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Logan, Camille - Complete
Daddy's Girl by JunoLuv reviews
Sam's dad is back after ten years, but he only complicates things more for his daughter. WARNING: This story contains some graphic chizz. Why do you think it's rated M?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 109,284 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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Regular Flight reviews
It's anything but xD Lol nothing to do with it. This is just some majorly random fic I wrote cuz I was bored. May be OCC at moments. Total insanity for the heck of it xD Contains language and randomness. Just read it and review if you'd like.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
Silence is Death reviews
As I keep all these secrets inside my mind that are killing me inside, he's working on killing me on the outside. R&R
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iAsk the Cast reviews
Hey everyone if you wanna ask the people from iCarly something here's your chance just send in some questions or dares and they'll answere them in iAsk the Cast
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010
You Bring The Thunder I'll Bring The Lightning reviews
Two-Shot. This was getting stupid, he needed to stand uo for himself, and that's Exactly what he did, he fought back.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Hold On reviews
One-Shot. In this dark, shallow place, he feels he should be dead already, but...why is he still alive? I suck at summaries, but read if you like Wyron. Set After The Gift. R&R
Witch & Wizard - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Byron S. - Complete
Those Words reviews
It was just a mindless thought that crossed her mouth without putting too much thought to it. All out of anger. She never thought it would go this far. One-Shot. One-Shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Gotta Love That Southern Charm reviews
This is a random Song Fic I just made up! NOT Creddie. More of an Anti-Creddie It's really good, please R&R!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Freddie B., Carly S. - Complete
iMake a Decision reviews
What at LEAST should had happened in iStart a Fanwar. Seddie?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Freddie B. - Complete