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The Man in the Long Black Coat by CrackedFic reviews
"Why'd you have to kill him?" she screamed. "What did he ever do to you?" The man scooped her into his arms and headed for the door. "I killed him," he said, "because I was hungry." AU/Vampward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,631 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12845 - Favs: 5,979 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 6,105 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Searching For the Right wards by NKubie reviews
What "ward" will make Bella say "Yes?" Inspired by the "Say I Do" contest. A collection of short chapters with a central theme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Love Boat by twilly reviews
Love, exciting and new. Come Aboard. We're expecting you. Love, life's sweetest reward. Let it flow, it floats back to you. Best friends, a childhood crush, a free cruise, and a ship full of swingers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,158 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Edward, Bella
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving! *First Place and Funniest Popular Vote in the Twilight of Craigslist Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,788 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 4,336 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
The Missing Ingredient by Edward's Eternal reviews
Chef Edward is used to people fawning over his cuisine. Enter Bella. She would far rather grab a cheeseburger at her favorite place- McDonald's. What is Chefward to do but try and show her the errors of her ways? But can she teach him anything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,391 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl by kitkat681 reviews
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Slapshot by prettykittyartist reviews
He comes in for the stale coffee and the girl behind the counter. She lives for the moments he walks though her doors. Can she snag herself a star? Can he handle being caught? HOCKEYWARD EXB Fictionista workshop witfits April 2013...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,582 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Bella, Edward
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie reviews
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 51,836 - Reviews: 5074 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous reviews
Bella can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything? My entry to LOL Text Message Contest. Won: Public Vote, Best Edward, Hottest Text Fail, Host's Choice- CaliGirlMon, Judges' Pick- SDFanFicChic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,023 - Reviews: 4013 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Day by RueforRegret reviews
Over a quarter of a century separates single-mother Bella Swan from her hormone-riddled adolescence. Watching her teenaged daughter navigate her way through various rites of passage, Bella can't help falling prey to nostalgia. "One Day" brims with steamy reminiscences of first love and traces one woman's mid-life attempt to reclaim it. ExB, AH, mild angst, M-Rated 18 & over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,899 - Reviews: 2481 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Drives Her by Virginia May reviews
Edward leaves Forks & Bella behind after the incident with Tyler's van. Five years later, he finally returns to his family and the Pacific Northwest.While picking up his latest Swedish automobile,he is confronted by a very familiar scent. AU-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 255,569 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Boys Will Be by Postapocalypticdepository reviews
Bella and Edward are college roommates who have known each other forever. They are more like brother and sister rather than friends and lovers. Edward has some bad habits, but Bella is a good cook. Will temptation change their ways allowing them to embrace what's been between them all along? Romance with lot of laughs getting there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,430 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
Ordinary Girl by sparklymeg reviews
Comfortable. Safe. Protected. Ordinary. This way no one can break her again. He's a beautiful stranger in a bar who is determined to be let in. Drabble-ish, short chapters, All human, rated M. WORK IN PROGRESS drabble fic which turned into more - longer chapters further into the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 63,734 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Home Run by staceleo reviews
They met in Curve Ball. They caused trouble in Grand Slam. They are up to more mischief in Home Run. Why a trilogy? Insomnia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,385 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tip of the Spear by Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy reviews
The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 238,971 - Reviews: 7079 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5021 - Favs: 4,996 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5183 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,535 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward is a geeky shy guy living in his loud brother, Emmett's shadow. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 94,585 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 2,346 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Magic by GeekChic12 reviews
After four long years, Bella finally gets what she's been missing, but it's not enough. She needs more. Will she find it in the most unlikely of places? They say when you're not looking, that's when love finds you. AH, Rated M for l & l. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,160 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superhero In The Stacks by lellabeth reviews
'He's beautiful, but he doesn't notice me. Nobody does.' Bella's insecurities have forced her to hide away from the world, but her Library Boy changes everything..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,091 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7561 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skyping With Strangers by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
What happens when Bella accidentally starts up a Skype session with a complete stranger? Hilarity and silliness, of course. Oh...and maybe love? Lemons. Laughs. Continuation of the one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,516 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
At the End of the Day by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's been a bad day for Bella. Drunk and confused, the last thing she needs is for her key not to work. When she finds out why, will her day get better?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6241 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10667 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 6,501 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yosemite Decimal by MagTwi78 reviews
Bella has nailed her dream job as Seattle Times' newest Outdoors writer. She's found new friends and is settling into life in her new city. Things are coming together for her, but an arrogant stranger sends her reeling at every turn. Will her new life be as comfortable as she'd hoped, or is she set for a rocky ride? AH B&E M COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,515 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Felt by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Former lovers lay it all out on the table. Taking shots never hurt this good. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Getting Fluffed by ChocolateSparrow reviews
Like every professional, Edward Cullen needs the right tools for the job. But what happens when they just don't work anymore? Cue Bella Swan, an expert at being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The adventures of Bunny and Fluff. Short funny chapters rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 68,100 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 2,957 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Edward, Bella
Hairbrained by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella is new in town and meets an odd hairdresser that everyone avoids. She considers the bad-haired townsfolk pathetic, until she finds out what's really going on. One shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holds Barred by jayhawkbb reviews
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,603 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Three Babies, Two Weddings & A Couple by Fiyaaa reviews
I always thought informing my husband of my pregnancy would be a private affair. I wanted it to be funny or sweet. Maybe I'd give him a bun and tell him 'There's another one in my oven' or a bib saying 'I Love My Daddy'. I never thought I'd announce it in front of a packed congregation with the priest in tow. 3rd place in the Public Vote for The Fruit's on the Vine TwiFic Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
God's Gift by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. INCOMPLETE, please see AN in latest chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Grand Slam by staceleo reviews
Bella and Edward are starting freshman year in college. What hijinks could they possibly get into when dealing with sororities, fraternities, amorous professors and a parrot named Annie Oakley? A Curve Ball sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,445 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20111 - Favs: 12,959 - Follows: 5,410 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Crash Zone by JiffyKate reviews
The Crash Zone is a buffer zone outside the perimeter of the track. It's purpose is to insure the safety of the fans from skaters falling out of bounds. Is it enough to keep hearts from being broken?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,527 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Attraction Equation by staceleo reviews
What do you get when a free spirited artist meets a persnickety CPA? A series of misadventures to find love surrounded by numbers crunching and body painting. Short chapters of silly written for Nicole Marie Masen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,396 - Reviews: 2215 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481 reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Winner of Host's and Judge's Choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 207 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Periodic Table by Livie79 reviews
Forced to seek the help of a tutor, Bella wastes no time setting her sights on the hot bronze haired boy. After all, shouldn't learning be fun? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 165 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blurred Lines by SparklyLadies reviews
Our entry for the 2013 Dirty Talkin Edward Twific Contest. Top 5 in the Public Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward
Penalty Shot by Edward's Eternal reviews
Recently divorced, Bella struggles to find a new life for her and her son Jake. Enter Edward and his son, Emmett. Used to being alone, finding Bella is an unexpected surprise for Edward. Blending their lives together sometimes requires an extra shot on goal to even things up. A simple, heartwarming story of two single parents finding love again, healing and building a new family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,019 - Reviews: 8610 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headbands and Hero-Worship by GeekChic12 reviews
Two rivals. One election. Who will come out on top? A mini-fic written for Dreamweaver94's birthday. AH, High School, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,805 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Lost My Bed, Can I Borrow Yours? by Fiyaaa reviews
"He's hot, spicy Indian take-out, and I'm a bowl of oatmeal. Without any sugar or honey to get rid of that cardboard taste." - 34 year old Bella thinks she's met her very own Jordan Catalano, but will she be able to deal with the age gap, his cheesy pick-up lines and the Monster-In-Law? Somehow managed 3rd Place in the Public Vote for the Make Me Laugh Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
29 Dimensions by Catastrophia reviews
Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,295 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You and Me by thimbles reviews
"For twelve years we've shared clothes and everything else that matters. But now—today—I hate you. So much. I hate you every bit as much as I once loved you." Bella can no longer trust her best friend, but perhaps she's just stumbled across someone she will be able to count on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,711 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 6854 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through Her Window by GeekChic12 reviews
She's there again, taunting him. He wants her. He's always wanted her. Will watching her be enough? A mini-fic for Twilly's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4102 - Favs: 2,482 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conventioneers by Catastrophia reviews
Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it? Rated M for lang and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,507 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hooked Up and Locked Down by LayAtHomeMom reviews
All he wants is a distraction. And a distraction is what he gets when a night out with friends leads to a steamy hook-up. Of course, sometimes things look different in the morning... but that's the trouble with one-night stands in locked down Boston.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,207 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Should Go by nikkipattinson reviews
I was happy. I thought that she was too. I guess that's why the cheating completely blindsided me. I would never have done it and I had just assumed that she felt the same. I thought that she loved me as much as I loved her. I was wrong. This is an E/B fic. Be patient!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,617 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Terroir by thimbles reviews
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 4,336 - Follows: 4,075 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3521 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Found in Nature by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan is surprised by a graphic picture on her phone from a stranger. Now that she's seen his hose, will she let him water her garden? Winner of the Judge's Award, Judge Clancy Jane's pick, tied for Hottest Text Fail and place second in Public Vote in the Twi-Fic Text Message LOL Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5275 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chips and Dip by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
A night of mixed up texts, midnight rendezvous and steaming lemons will leave you laughing wriggling as you enjoy a night with all of your favorite couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice - Complete
Glamour Shots by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Bella is a shy, lonely Kindergarten teacher who is dreaming of Mr. Right. Edward is a quirky photographer, not exactly a ladies' man. What will happen when Bella is talked into an internet dating site? Awkward meets Disaster, need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shrines by ordinary vamp reviews
The story of his Cinnamon Girl and her prettyboy Drummer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curtain by DTCPS reviews
Not so old, nor so jaded. Carlisle and Esme find first impressions quickly dispelled ... and maybe they find something a little more. Behind the curtain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Shot In The Dark by MissWinkles reviews
Love isn't blind - it has something in its eye. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest. Second place Judge's Vote. Best HEA. Best Couple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Found in Nature by Twific-textmessagelolcontest reviews
Bella Swan is surprised by a graphic picture on her phone from a stranger. Now that she's seen his hose, will she let him water her garden?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My One and Only by thimbles reviews
When you meet that guy—the only one you'll ever want—at age ten, no one expects it to last. We proved them all wrong. My entry for the TwiHEA contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked Indelibly by dreaminginnorweigen reviews
For 4 years they've been "the tattoo guy" and "the florist" to one another. When their paths finally converge can he help her heal from a painful past? Can she him? Em/R surrounded by a mixed cast of characters. Edward on call for comic relief. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,528 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Other Side of the Fence by Edward's Eternal reviews
He hides to protect those he loves, she hides because that is all she knows. Isolation is a way of life for both of them. Two neighbours. All that separates them is a fence. Who knows what waits on the other side? Can they be strong enough to find out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,116 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,997 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4220 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ones Who Got Away by bornonhalloween reviews
Can a nurturing writing coach help a disheartened doctor win over the girl of his dreams? Sometimes, life gives you a rewrite. A birthday tribute for chayasara. E/B, Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 9,208 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Then and Now by DTCPS reviews
A lot has changed, but a lot hasn't. Once upon a time Jasper fell in love with a girl. Sort of. M for slash. Advisory - Contains a transgender main character.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Quickie Mart Cupid by prettykittyartist reviews
Quickie Marts, flat tires, expensive suits, gangster rap, g-strings and velvet roses. Valentines' Day wasn't going as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,847 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
His Apartment by DayDreamingFairy reviews
After years spent living abroad, Edward comes back to the apartment he's subletting to his sister Alice, thinking he'll have to share it with her for at least a few weeks. But is she really the one living there? AH. E/B. M for lots of lemons! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,718 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8503 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Culture Shock by kitkat681 reviews
The search for my mother took me to the darkest part of the Venezuelan jungle. Up the Orinoco River, I found the woman who left when I was only a child...and discover more than I ever thought possible. Daily Updates. Edward/Bella. Based on true events.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Spaces Between Notes by LyricalKris reviews
She was over twenty years his junior and had him pegged before she ever knew him. He definitely wasn't the sex-crazed rocker her father warned her about. Music speaks to many, but really knowing a person is listening to the space between notes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,066 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Unbridled by bornonhalloween reviews
When a big city girl shows up to clean the stables, she unearths more than manure in the straw. Can the horse-whispering cowboy give over the reins to his crusty heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Maintenance by daisyandphoebe reviews
As a young father who's not sure where he belongs, Edward's just trying to get through each day. His daughter is his life and all he thinks he needs. When the girl with the broken oven and busted fire alarm flips his world around, will he invite her into his life? Will she choose to enter? First Place Judges' Choice, First Place Public Vote in the Ho Hey Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 296 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Orange Kisses and Peppermint Hearts by SparrowNotes24 reviews
He is gone, leaving her with the bitter sense of absence and the sweet taste of his name on her tongue. Then, a mysterious letter arrives, bursting with the flavors of a love story. Will the words that grace the page change the course of her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,303 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 164 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2473 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12544 - Favs: 6,123 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Five Minutes by thimbles reviews
Five minutes. One day a year. Snapshots of a decade. Sometimes we find our sweetest joys in the greyest places. First Place Public Vote in the Smells Like Metallic Roses 90s TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hunted In Seattle by Elise de Sallier reviews
Edward wasn't the only vampire to find Bella's scent mouthwatering. A delay in her journey meant she never made it to Forks, but she did become a vampire…in the worst possible way. What sort of a newborn will she make without the Cullens to guide her, and what will she think of Edward when they meet? No rape or graphic violence . Edward & Bella HEA...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,317 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adopted Hearts by JA Mash reviews
Edward's life is pretty sweet. He has a successful career, an awesome apartment, great friends and his choice of bed partners. He's got life all planned out. But what happens when he finds out he has a five-year-old daughter and meets her adoptive mother? Sometimes life can be unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 24,624 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Bella, Edward
Autographs & Apple Tarts by TKegl reviews
Edward Cullen is one of Hollywood's hottest young stars. Bella is his biggest fan, and…not so young. Between the paparazzi, the crazy fans, and the fact that she's old enough to be his – older sister – their romance faces some challenges. Fortunately, Edward's a patient guy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Safe in Harbor by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle is struggling, two years after losing the love of his life. His best friend sends him on a tropical vacation with strict instructions to cut loose, but Carlisle can't seem to let himself relax. Enter Edward, a fun-loving college student who has an appreciation for sexy older men...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Watch by amandac3 reviews
"I can't believe I just watched that. I wonder if I should tell them?" Jasper is watching something he shouldn't be, but he won't stop, he can't stop. Things aren't always as they seem. Everyone has secrets. One-shot entry for Beyond the Pale 2 contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Peppermint Mocha by TallulahBelle reviews
Working retail during the Holidays leaves Bella Swan with an addiction for a hot cup of Peppermint Mocha. When the maker of the perfect mocha becomes ill, who will fill her steaming cup?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by Edward's Eternal reviews
Dr. Edward Cullen loves his job, but lives for his daughter. When her little world explodes he will do anything to piece it back together. But could the solution also bring him the happiness he didn't realize he was missing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,133 - Reviews: 8969 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Your Type by MissWinkles reviews
What on earth could a grumpy, hipster hating Edward have in common with an ink-covered, sarcastic Bella? A late-Christmas present one shot turned ficlette. Short chapters. Fluffy. Silly. Really, what else would you expect?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4408 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Inappropriate by bornonhalloween reviews
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 5448 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete
Here We Are, As In Olden Days by rinabina reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends forever but ruth be told, it's always been a little more than that. A holiday collection of the history of Bella and Edward - Past, present and future. E/B AU AH Mostly fluff
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life Aquatic by coldplaywhore reviews
Life happens when you least expect it, and puts you on a course that you never planned, into a future you never even imagined that you wanted. This is the story of girl meets boy, meets boy... aka, his son. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 62,984 - Reviews: 4716 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Carols, Cocktails, and Confessions by MrsK81 reviews
For as long as she can remember, Bella has been hopelessly entangled with the one man who she could never call her own. After a night of cocktails & confessions in a bar, can she finally learn what she needs to do to get the man of her dreams?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 238 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 1,868 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bun In The Oven by MissWinkles reviews
When a one-night stand that should have stayed that way has unexpected consequences, Edward and Bella have to find a way to make it work, for better or worse. AH/OCC. Rated M for so many reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Larger Than Life by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
AH. Bella does not have deep-seated issues or a glandular condition. She's just a naturally larger girl who likes food. To her roommate, Edward, she's the most perfect girl on the planet and he's madly in love with her. It's just unfortunate that she's dating someone else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harvard Can Wait by Tongue-Twied reviews
Growing up, Bella and Edward learn that being able to be yourself is 50% about where you are and 50% about who you are with. Short, One-shot length. E/B/the Handsome Man *Nominated for Fic of the Week at The Lemonade Stand 3 times*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,378 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coffeehouse Slut by Mrs.TheKing reviews
One Shot from the Twifan G compilation. I miss you, Mad4Hugh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by badjujube reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Better Than Pie by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella decides marriage will solve her financial problems and auctions herself off as a wife, only to be bought for an unsuspecting Edward by his meddling but well-meaning Down Syndrome brother, Emmett. Hysterically all-human. Banner done by Kyndall Viscia
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,496 - Reviews: 6501 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8907 - Favs: 4,552 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Taste of Isabella - One Shot by Discordia81 reviews
Eighteen-year-old Edward Cullen moves to London to attend culinary school, and get a taste of his long-time crush. The mouth-watering, much older BBC star chef, Isabella Swan, is known for her string of romantic entanglements with younger men. Can Edward convince her to stop sampling and sink her teeth into him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mars and Venus by xxJust Robinxx reviews
Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 16,593 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Object of My Obsession by cosmogirl7481 reviews
What happens when you're not the only one watching? A cute and slightly creepy love story with a twist. Not twisted. For my friend Laura1025's birthday because I creepy-love her so much.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 472 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate What You Do To Me by Catastrophia reviews
Unemployed Bella Swan takes on a temp position. Little does she know it is as assistant to Edward Cullen, a man she despises! Chaos ensues, papers fly, and Cullen Enterprises is turned upside down. AH, slightly OOC. Rate M for Lemons and Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost in Translation by moirae reviews
Riley and Maggie are from opposite ends of the earth but find themselves traveling together through beautiful Prague for a single week. Will the draw of temptation overcome the obstacles of distance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Maggie, Riley - Complete
Antiques Roadshow by aerobee82 reviews
I took an antique in for appraisal, only to find a much rarer treasure. I met Bella Swan on Antiques Roadshow, and PBS would never want for funds again. Canon couples, Vamps/Humans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,260 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,249 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can't Hide Forever by MrsK81 reviews
Bella has been running for six years, always hiding away not really living, but when she meets Edward Cullen that isn't an option anymore. Does she risk everything for him or can she walk away? AH with a bit of everything romance, humor, angst & suspense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 232,942 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Blood, my Conscience and your Soul by DayDreamingFairy reviews
Twenty-four year old Bella is forced into Edward's life for a mysterious reason. Will she still fall for him when she finds out he is a vampire who drinks human blood? Rated M for dark themes & lemons to follow. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,485 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nightfall by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twilight AU where Bella never existed. On September 13th, 1987, Renée gave birth to William Matthew Swan. Seventeen years later, he moves to Forks. Edward/original character, Slash, Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,669 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Lips Like Sugar by DTCPS reviews
It's Bella's birthday and she's determined to have a good time at a seedy little joint among strangers. She's in for a surprise she never would have imagined when the lead singer of the band proves to be more interesting than the bartender's tattoo. A collaborative O/S written for Ireen H on her birthday. by: BelieveItOrNot, Dragonfly336, dreaminginnorweigen, moirae, thimbles
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB S University 2012 by moirae reviews
My collection of homework assignments for S-University, hosted by Project Team Beta. These are exercises intended to help me improve as a writer, and most will be written in a short time and un-beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down on the Bayou by kitkat681 reviews
Her hair is blonde, but it shouldn't be. The beard on my face is all wrong. She's used to the best of the best, not living in a shack on the Bayou. They have us hidden away for our safety. They didn't care about our sanity. Drabble-ish. Bella/Edward pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving You, Saving Me by OzellaMarie reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But, what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor, and a couple of kids? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! AH-Rated 'M'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,763 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Edward, Bella
Move Like You Want by thimbles reviews
Every single gig has been hours and hours of torturous foreplay, played out on a stage for everyone around us to see. I watch you. I want you. And tonight, if you're willing, I'm going to have you. M for musicians, some swearing and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15302 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is working on the biggest deal of his life when a strange manila envelope shows up containing something designed to take his mind off work. Will he give in to the distraction? Will he find the mystery mailer before it's too late? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 304 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sabbatical by cosmogirl7481 reviews
There are worse things than being angry, right? A boy meets girl story with an open mind, a quiet heart and lots of flexibility. Or none of that at all. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her more than Rob. Rated M because...well, you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 472 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB SUniversity 2012 by twilly reviews
I always though "Matriculation" sounded like a dirty word. But PTB S University took me anyway, go I guess that makes me an undergrad. "Grad" is code for Edward, right? Okay, I'll stop now. Here's where I keep my dirty little o/s and mini-takes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Self Storage by kitkat681 reviews
Edward hates his job. Bella hates her life. What the hell is going on in that storage unit? B/E pairing...angst...romance...Rated M for eventual sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 8,444 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
By the Numbers by Cars1 reviews
Five people take a trip to Alaska. One hike to a hot spring and everything changes. Two people find something they never expected. Sometimes spontaneous is a good thing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,256 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11451 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 3,704 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shelter by moirae reviews
Bella never made it to Forks, never met Edward, never fell in love. As a student at Emerson College, she is passionate, smart, and desperately lonely. Until someone catches the scent of his singer on the air . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,351 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How a Theory Becomes a Law by BellaFlan reviews
Winner in FicthisGif contest for best humor and judge's choice. Vampires don't eat pizza. They don't like garlic or sunlight either. Bella has a science project to complete, and his name is Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without Reserve by DH78 reviews
Bella sees him all the time as he mans the reserves desk at the campus library. She thinks she's got him pegged. What she doesn't know might surprise her. WINNING ENTRY FOR THE FIC THIS GIF ANON CONTEST: "HIGHEST SWOON FACTOR"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 385 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 10,115 - Follows: 5,722 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Place Like Home by tellingmelies reviews
Edward is forced to leave his playboy life behind in Chicago and come home to Washington, but will he change his ways or risk losing everything? All human, cannon couples, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 255,403 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 4,937 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10574 - Favs: 11,644 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merch Girl by walkingwithgiants reviews
Bits and pieces of The Golden Giants Tour's Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Edward
Homecoming by dontrun reviews
Bella's childhood spent with her mother has left her shy, socially isolated and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother that she never knew she had. Can she overcome her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 175,920 - Reviews: 3434 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 2,126 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shelter Outtakes by moirae reviews
A snippet or two that doesn't quite fit into the main story. Important: read the latest chapter of Shelter first.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Angela
Isabella of Lore by maniacalmuse reviews
RememberWhenThisWasFun Contest Entry, Prompt 13: "In my three hundred years, I've never seen a vampire with her powers." Edward & Bella cute, silly fluff. Rated M for dirty thoughts, bad language and extreme geekiness. AU/AH/OOC. *WINNER of BEST OVERALL!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Getty Romance by rinabina reviews
It would be impossible for Bella to love anything more than her job at the J Paul Getty museum. That is, until a handsome, bronze-haired, fine suit-ed young man breezes through her gallery. A love story within the walls of a museum. E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sinking into a Dream by ordinary vamp reviews
It's the type of falling in love that only takes a few moments, but lasts in a slow kind of forever. *2nd Place Judges' Choice and 2nd Place in the Public Vote in the Pop the Question contest.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The House That Love Built by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
When they were children, he tried to build her a house. Through the years, they found a home in each other. *First Place Public Vote and Third Place Judges' Choice in the Pop the Question Contest*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Glimmer in the Vein by TalesFromTheVoidContest reviews
: In the future, Captain Swan lives by the rules of her job. In a far off place, on a mission to cultivate water, a glitch activates a computer program like no other and shows her a side of herself that she thought was gone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 3,171 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Room With a View by SHL23 reviews
Endless scripts to read, a tyrant boss to tolerate, and a rather lackluster personal life. It was a good thing Bella Swan's office provided the perfect view of the building's hotshot lawyer. Now if only they'd share more than a glance each day. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bass Ink by thimbles reviews
A one-shot for the Etched In Ink Fest. He sees her across the floor of a smoky jazz club. Sometimes attraction runs ink deep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Freaks and The Greeks by ThroughDeepBlueVelvetSkies reviews
Volatile Bella Swan is thrown straight into a high school warzone; with vicious ice queens, strangely philosophical stoners, backstabbing giants and a hyperactive emotional neighbour - not to mention the stunning brother who seems to really hate her. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,300 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daybreak by TalesFromTheVoidContest reviews
I still call this moment dawn, even though it's not the sun that rises.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take What You Want by purelyamuse reviews
Based on January 2012 witfit prompts. Though Bella's known Edward for years, they've just started hanging out. His crass, smelly boy self is not appealing, but his looks and charm are. How will she deal with her feelings for the gross, flirty boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,629 - Reviews: 2283 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hearts of Grass by beegurl13 reviews
She was older, his sister's best friend. He'd loved her as long as he could remember. What happens one lonely Valentine's Day when there's nothing to stop them & his secret crush is revealed? My entry for Countdown to Valentine's Day 2012. E&B/AH/Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12851 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 6,161 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cuffs and Kilts by Hibbleton78 reviews
When a reluctant Bella heads out of town for a conference for work she returns to find her hotel overrun by cops. A gorgeous man is hard to resist. A gorgeous man in a kilt? Impossible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 987 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Where We Begin by forthelongestday reviews
Edward spends his summers home learning what it means to grow up, and how effortless falling in love can be. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,662 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
A Certain Point of View by LyricalKris reviews
A wise man once said, "Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." A love story as seen through the eyes of friends and passersby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,650 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 2,274 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Five Mistakes I Made That Led Me to You by Catastrophia reviews
At 30, Edward realizes that he made five monumental mistakes in his life, but what he didn't realize was that those mistakes would be profoundly life altering; leading him to her. A romantic drabble in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 5,571 - Follows: 2,999 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Messages Intercepted by Hibbleton78 reviews
They meet, they date, they fall in love. Let their own words tell you how it happened. A story told in instant messages, voicemails, and texts. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5242 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pilus Abrumpo by belladonnacullen reviews
You know you have too much free time on your hands when you write something like this. Vampires, plus sex, plus a little wine and some facebook friends equals this silliness. Enjoy. Oh, ExB, Isle Esme, canon-kinda', o/s, rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,935 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
La Vie De Bella by coldplaywhore reviews
Stranded before Thanksgiving with no where to go. She throws caution to the wind and finds what she never knew she was looking for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid by Missus T reviews
How long can you lust after your best friend's brother before you give up hope? How do you reconcile an attraction for someone you've thought of as a little sister? How long can two people dance around their feelings before they dance together? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,675 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 706 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PrinceHotGinge's Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever by halojones reviews
Prince Hot Ginge & The Most Shocking Rose Ceremony Ever summary: Edward's forced to single handedly rehabilitate his family's tarnished brand name by becoming the next "Bachelor." Bella's an out-of-work nanny looking for free room and board.Lols ensue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,112 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,671 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,391 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bed and Breakfast by kitkat681 reviews
The house called to him. He had to have it. But what exactly happened in this house? Do you believe in ghosts? AH - E/B pairing. Drabble. HEA guaranteed. Daily posting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Walk the Line by stella luna sky reviews
Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empires of the Mind by Hibbleton78 reviews
When Bella learns her "ability" is more than a quirk, she must work with new friends to thwart the corrupt organization looking to exploit their powers for personal gain. All human. Complete at 17 chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,161 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 585 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8122 - Favs: 8,157 - Follows: 8,391 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4722 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lithotripsy & Ballcocks:How Jasper Won the Lottery by ICMezzo reviews
Jasper calls on Dr. Edward Cullen, Drain Surgeon, to help him with his leaking hose. Will Edward also fix his broken toilet? An entry for the Slash/Backslash 3.0 contest. Jasper/Edward. Rated M. AH. Comedy/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Experimental Gaming by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward and Jasper are gaming buddies. And then they do other stuff. Geekslash written for AG because she's awesome.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
An Edward a Day by ICMezzo reviews
A compilation of flash fics featuring a series of different Edwards, different genres, and different pairings. Posted daily ish . Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 171 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Beautiful Really Means by coldplaywhore reviews
I don't know if you even know what beautiful really means so I'll tell you. Second Place in Public Voting for the Missed Connections Contest. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4286 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 4,517 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens In Zurich by sadtomato reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F threesome! Collab with SingleStrand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rubbish by belladonnacullen reviews
Trash. Dirty. Filthy. Late nights. Early mornings. Finally open your eyes to see Edward staring back. It's hard to remember to take out the trash when you're a high-class hooker. Do you need help cleaning house? Let the garbage collector do it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3178 - Favs: 2,945 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Point of Authority by ordinary vamp reviews
"She. It's a chick linesman. Er, person. Linesperson." Edward gets into an argument with the linesperson at his game. And it leads to more. A lot more. Entry for "Let the Games Begin 2011" one-shot contest. AH, BxE, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10168 - Favs: 6,120 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8795 - Favs: 5,498 - Follows: 3,830 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chasing Cars by GeeGee21 reviews
Bella, a self confessed cat lady, and the beautiful Daddy E. Two strangers, one night, a whole lot of drink, a bag of marshmallows, a fluffy rug and used condoms, or lack of, leaves B and E with more than just hangovers. AH AU OOC Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 254,569 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Songs in E Minor by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 1st Place, O/s Fic A Pic Contest. He's a musician without a song. He spends his nights alone, staring down at the city below. An unexpected guest arrives. She's new, unpredictable, and brash. In other words, she's exactly what he needs. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 2,699 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Said and done by ICMezzo reviews
Graduate students Edward and Jasper feel the connection, but is it enough to overcome their differences? EdwardxJasper slash, human/vampire love. RATED M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,077 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9361 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sway by Hibbleton78 reviews
Single mom Bella finally has life under control again when a new PD starts working at the same radio station and teaches her that she doesn't have to be alone to take care of her responsibilities.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 199,675 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Only Exception by coldplaywhore reviews
Lonely and divorced, Bella escapes to Aspen for the holidays and comes across something she never expected to find - love with a much younger man. FGB short story for acinad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,354 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6752 - Favs: 9,594 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Winter Birds by stella luna sky reviews
How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Vow by windchymes reviews
In a make-shift chapel, in a city registry office, Bella Swan is about to make a promise. Or is she?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 2950 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark alleys and other love stories by Incognito Burrito reviews
Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,787 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3246 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9328 - Favs: 6,344 - Follows: 3,670 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My F'ing Boyfriend by theladyingrey42 reviews
A secret. A song. A dance. Will Bella ever look at Edward the same way again? Rated M for weird lemons and drag queens. AU/AH, ExB and waaaay OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Intentions by coldplaywhore reviews
He's a writer moonlighting as a maintenance man. She struck out on her own and trouble finds her needing his help more than he would like. Toss in a 10year age difference, some serious UST and the best intentions can't keep them apart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Halfway Home by stella luna sky reviews
Bella must decide between the comfortable small town life she's always known, or the man who rode away with her heart two years ago. Written for Fandom Gives Back, antiaol & ciaobella27. Rated M. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6368 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4151 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Waiting for Love at Terminal Five by alchemilla mollis reviews
Bella and Edward share the frustration of Heathrow's Terminal Five while awaiting their errant significant others. He is committed and so is she. She is a copywriter and he a lawyer. Are they lying to each other ...or to themselves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 307 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4870 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6183 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 245 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Strings by stella luna sky reviews
Bella Swan goes to a local bar to watch a band for her media class. She doesn't expect to be moved by the voice - much less the man behind the voice. She only has two weeks with him, and choosing wisely has never been her forte. M for... you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 199 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Dark Games & Twisted Minds by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 2010 Indie Award Winner. A decades-long feud between two powerful vampires. A contest. A deadly game of cat and mouse. A woman's fate rests in his hands... but he can save her only if he manages not to kill her himself first. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,650 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unraveled Knot by twistedcoincidence reviews
A round peg in a square hole. It's not always the easiest fit that works the best. Maybe if it's not hard it's just not worth it. AU/AH E/B Collab with astilbe13 *DISCLAIMER* We do not own these characters, rather we borrow them for our use
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 169,074 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chunky Monkey by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 236 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 8,760 - Follows: 5,212 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11274 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Boycotting Valentine's Day by jennlynnfs reviews
Valentine's Day approaches, but Bella chooses to hang out with her best friend Alice. They decide to boycott Valentine's Day. Non-Valentine's Day activites are planned, including no boys. But, Alice's brothers, Edward and Emmett, don't count, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snowed In by eclipsedawn reviews
Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,314 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5598 - Favs: 8,112 - Follows: 2,947 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8669 - Favs: 14,025 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 566 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
A Brief History of Tofu by by the factory wall reviews
A lifelong vegan, Edward Cullen finds himself trying to explain his lifestyle to a very interesting girl at his new college. 3-shot. All human, mostly fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Tube by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,580 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete