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Joined 09-01-09, id: 2070344, Profile Updated: 06-23-13
Author has written 25 stories for Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, Shade's Children, Fable, Supernatural, and Girl Genius.

While my stories will remain here, I'm not posting any new ones to this site. Fanfiction.net has been my fandom home since I was in middle school, but usability issues and the ban on explicit material have made me seek out new venues. All my fic is now archived and will continue to be updated at the AO3. My username there is wallmakerrelict. I invite you to look me up.

Thank you for enjoying my stories.

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Wild and White by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
With his brother deathly ill, Dean hunts down the one thing that could cure him - the horn of a unicorn. CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Hundred Days, A Hundred Ways by kygirl101 reviews
100 chapters. 100 drabbles. 100 words each. All things Ouran. Various pairings, various characters. Yaoi/Yuri. Updated semi-daily. Ratings may change. Warnings, titles, pairings etc. inside each chapter.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
A Story of More Woe by Christini reviews
For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo...' Romeo and Juliet five years on. Not quite the greatest love story ever told.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009
Wallmaker by melted-sunshine reviews
Seventeen-year-old Isade is the only child of the Wallmaker, now a near-extinct family. Set over 1,000 years before the Old Kingdom Trilogy starts.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009
Walk Me Through Death by Memories.of.a.Boy reviews
Mareyn was once a Royal Guard but killed by the fierce Necromancer Hedge, now Death is where Mareyn must tread. What awaits her there? Not so good at summarys, hope you like it though.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009
Nothing by Flaignhan reviews
It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Tell Me the One reviews
In End!verse, Inias chooses to fall in order to be with Castiel. Dean gets jealous, but he eventually realizes that Cas needs Inias just as Dean needs Cas. And Dean might just need both of them. Dean/Cas/Inias
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Old Wounds reviews
John left scars on Dean that no one could see. In his own way, Cas began to fix them. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
One More Mistake reviews
When Dean wears Cas's coat, and only the coat, it helps him remember. Which makes it so much worse. Set mid-season 7, spoilers for 7x17. Based on a joke Misha made at JIBCon. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Do What I Must reviews
Even though Dean and Cas are settled down with a kid now, Dean still goes hunting sometimes. Cas waits, and worries, and occasionally cleans up after. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Let Me Pour Some Poison in Your Ear reviews
Castiel escapes from the hospital, but every time he tries to call the Winchesters Lucifer convinces him not to. Castiel's sanity keeps slipping as he begins to doubt that Dean even wants him back. Eventual Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Castiel, Lucifer - Complete
Never Change reviews
As the world fell apart, Castiel watched the same thing happen to his relationship with Dean. A visitor from the past gives him one last chance to get it right. End!verse. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Taking it Slow reviews
Cas has never tried taking his clothes off the old-fashioned way before. Dean shows him how it's done. Dean/Cas fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Plastic Necklaces reviews
The Winchesters and their angel boyfriends celebrate Mardi Gras. Sam/Gabe and Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
You Could Be Paying for this Yourself reviews
Gabriel introduces his boyfriend, Sam, to his ex-boyfriend: Mayhem from the Allstate commercials . Hilarity ensues. Gabe is amused. Sam is not. And Dean might kill this guy if he doesn't get away from Dean's car. Sam/Gabe and Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Not Gonna Write You a Love Song reviews
Gabriel writes dirty limericks on Sam's back. Except that's not really what he's writing. Turns out Gabe is more of a romantic than Sam realized. Sam/Gabe, side Dean/Cas. Title from the lyrics to Love Song by Sara Bareilles.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Silent and Still reviews
Missing scene from 7x17. SPOILERS: Dean says goodbye to Castiel before leaving him at the hospital.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
As Simple as That reviews
While Agatha struggles to choose between her two suitors, Gil and Tarvek rekindle their old friendship behind her back. Violetta and the Castle think there's an easy solution to this love triangle. Agatha/Gil/Tarvek.
Girl Genius - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Agatha H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Castiel drives away Dean's nightmares of Hell. Later, when Cas has fallen and is experiencing his first nightmare, Dean returns the favor.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Salt, Tequila, and Lime reviews
Gabriel survives his encounter with Lucifer. Team Free Love celebrates with body shots. Dean/Castiel. Some Sam/Gabriel. Dean/Sam if you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Sexual Tension Squid reviews
Dean, Sam, and Cas steal a squid from a coven of witches. Turns out it can sense the sexual tension between them all. Bobby, Gabriel, and Balthazar also make appearances. Multiple pairings. CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Prodigious reviews
Four women, and how they made Ash who he is. Warning: child abuse, mentions of suicide, character death
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Ash, Ellen H. - Complete
On the RACK reviews
Dean takes care of Cas after getting carried away with their BDSM play.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Forgive and Forget reviews
Alt-7x17. Dean finds Cas. Cas apologizes with blowjobs. Inspired by fanart by spacefragments on Livejournal.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A State of Constant Repair reviews
Rebuilding the Old Kingdom is going to be more difficult than Sabriel and Touchstone thought. When their troubles begin to seep into their relationship, Sabriel takes a vacation to learn more about the Abhorsens and about herself. Rated for violence.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sabriel, Touchstone - Complete
Make it Easy for Me reviews
Set mid-5.18. Castiel tries to cut the sigil into his chest, but he isn't used to how vivid pain is since he fell. Dean ends up helping, reluctantly. Dean/Castiel, hurt/more-hurt-also-kinda-comfort. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tales from the Roadhouse reviews
Run by Ellen and her young daughter, Jo, the Roadhouse has always been a place for Hunters to get a beer and see old friends. Amongst their own kind, they tell the stories that they can't tell anywhere else. Pre-series, collection of OC one-shots.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Jo H., Ellen H.
More Than They Know reviews
Chronicling Ninde's escape from the Dorms and her eventual acceptance into Ella's team. Warning: violence, swearing, child abuse, character death. On hiatus.
Shade's Children - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Ninde
A Bird of a Different Color reviews
After Lucien’s final defeat, Hammer traveled north to escape her violent past. There, she makes a new friend and reflects on what she left behind. Hammer/Sparrow subtext. Good Sparrow/Female/Needs of the Few. One-shot. Complete.
Fable - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hammer - Complete
The Path reviews
Sabriel's father is a young Abhorsen-in-Waiting. His aunt, the Abhorsen, brings him along on a strange mission. Who is the girl they are protecting? What does this mean for the future of the Kingdom? Terciel/OC. Complete.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Complete
Thanks reviews
Ella isn't sure what to think of Drum when she first meets him, but through trouble and grief they are there for each other. The events that led to their deep understanding and friendship. Complete.
Shade's Children - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ella, Drum - Complete
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