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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070473, Profile Updated: 07-29-12
Author has written 12 stories for NCIS, Torchwood, Ironman, True Blood, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, and Inception.

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The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,156 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close Quarters by outtabreath reviews
Written for the Tony/Pepper kinkmeme at LiveJournal. Tony and Pepper get stuck in a supply closet. Funtimes ensue. This is probably a strong-T, but I'm being safe.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/2/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,579 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Exercise in Self Restraint by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
B&B are in an established relationship and Brennan has a naughty proposal for Booth which involves tons of frustration. Like any of my stories, I try to keep BB in character even as they are doing very dirty things together. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,266 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Breaking all the Rules Tonight by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan tells Booth she has a sex date and he doesn't take it very well. He's determined to show her why she should be his. There is a PREQUEL to this story which you might want to read first-So Close I Can Almost Taste You is the prequel. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Self Control by lifeproof reviews
Warning! Smut! Jack and Gwen get stuck in a lift together. While waiting to be found, Gwen challenges Jack when he assures her he has plenty of self control. A battle ensues. Jack/Gwen. High Smut content!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C.
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Identity Crisis reviews
Tessa needs help, but does she receive it from Jem, or Will? Or both? LEMONCART Tessa/Jem/Will Read and Review, Love the Love.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,524 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C.
Secondary Smoke reviews
Arthur needs to learn to smoke convincingly for their next job, and Eames is only too willing to help. So much smut ensues.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Arthur, Eames
The Tree House reviews
Sookie and Eric. Blatant smut. If you don't like it then why are you in the M section of Romance anyway? Reviews are much appreciated.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Electronic Techniques and Chinese Food reviews
FINAL INSTALLMENT, THIS IS THE END OF AN EPIC SAGA. Warning for GREAT amounts of smut in this piece. R&R :D
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
London Calling reviews
Pepper visits Tony in the night...
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/15/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
PII reviews
Tony is working on a new...slightly naughty project and Pepper is eager to know what it is. CONTAINS SMUT SMALL CHILDREN, IF YOU ARE READING THIS...why are you on this website on the first place? Where are your parents?
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
The Game reviews
A pointless ficlet with lots of sexy time. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Forgiven reviews
Almost last chapter, finishing this one off for good. ENJOY MINIONS!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,951 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Past and The Present reviews
Ahh I think, that chapter that I have just done there, for your pleasure naturally, will make that my friedns, installment numero tres number 3 . HOPE YOU LIKE IT!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Dinner reviews
IM SORRY OK MY INTERNET IS DEAD AND IM TAKUING ADVANTAGE OF POSTING ALL UNFINISHED FICS NOW SO REVIEW AND REJOICE FOR YOUR SAVIOUR HAS COME!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
McGee and Abby's First Valentines reviews
Really cute, writing next chapter soon, if reviews are posted because it does contain a cliff hanger so to speak. xoxo Mr Palmer, curtosy of zivaBADWOLFdamonxxx
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Tim M., Abby S.
Abby and McGee's First Valentines reviews
Simply publishing this fic for "MR PALMER" because Mr Palmer's account isn't working. Still, if you have reviews, I can pass them on. Mr Palmer's first fic so please be nice.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Abby S., Tim M.