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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070620, Profile Updated: 05-27-10
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach.

heylo =)

I'm Alix (although my pen name is liable to change - I'm an indecisive person :P) from the UK currently breaking my way through A levels! Currently at Geek Factor 100 while studying lots of maths with maths and physics and a bit of further maths thrown in. And some chemistry and geogggggers to liven things up =)

As you can probably tell I'm a bit of a Bleach fan and I really love the crack-fic pairing GrimmHime =) =)

I'm also a huge InuYasha Fan and love the Sess-Kags pairing as well as the other more canon pairings. I've also just started reading Black Bird ... I thoroughly recommend it, and as soon as the fan fiction community picks up on how awesome it is, I'm there!

Eventually, I want to branch out from just my GrimmHime works but I'm rather short for time =( ... I'll probably venture out with Ichi/Nel or Gin/Ran first (those pairings are sooo cute ) before I start with different animes or mangas.

If people wonder why I don't post anything for a good long while, it generally means I'm in the process of writing many chapters to finish a story before I post it ... I'd rather write a whole story and update weekly than write things chapter by chapter and then suffer from writer's block and end up abandoning something.

I don't know what took me so long to discover it but I've fallen for One Piece too. Yup, I'm another one of those fangirls that are hunting for Zoro/Sanji fics constantly. So I've joined the dark side of yaoi ... which also explains my addiction to the Hich/Ichi pairing in Bleach.

All the feedback I've received so far has been very encouraging and helpful!! Thanks so much to everyone who rated / reviewed as well as people who added me to their favourites. =D =D

Anyhoots, I'm sure I've bored you all to death so I'd better resume writing =) x

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Black Magic by GeckoMoriaShadowLord reviews
Yaoi. A collection of all my one-shots and drabbles. Pairings abound, ratings across the spectrum. Chp.16: ZoSan. "Diamonds, Lies, and Cash Money"
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,844 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Blindfolded Foresight by Aozora-Stars reviews
A night of heavy drinking leads to Kotetsu & Barnaby hooking up. Kotetsu wakes up with little recollection of it and, scared and confused, he tries to flee before Barnaby wakes so he can sort out his thoughts. Barnaby catches him leaving and is not happy about it. Kotetsu learns later he has a LOT to fix. Rated M for the first chapter ONLY! The rest is T. Written for the anon meme.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,137 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Confession by Galiko reviews
Vincent makes Gilbert hot and bothered just with words.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Gilbert/Raven, Vincent N. - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Expected by LozieDeanon reviews
A certain "sexy" blue pill restores Kotetsu's NEXT abilities. Barnaby thinks it's hilarious. Kotetsu changes his mind. De-anon from the Tiger and Bunny anon meme. Barnaby/Kotetsu smut.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
Curiosity Killed his Innocence by D Gelyn reviews
In which Erika explains yaoi, places a bet, and gets a nosebleed. Izaya and Shizuo have…fun and are spied upon while doing so. Mikado is thoroughly embarrassed, Masaomi gets ideas, and Walker laughs his ass off.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
When Forgiving and Forgetting Aren't Possible by Nibzo reviews
America is having nightmares of the past. England tries to comfort him, but doesn't quite know how. Though maybe just being there is enough. Rated M for language and lemons. America and England with a seme England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CircusRunaway reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Secrets by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro isn't into one night stands, but he can't resist the blond with the piercing blue eyes. Warnings: boyxboy, language, OOCness, mentions of drug use.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,995 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
In Our Heads by TheMillionthMind reviews
It's all in Ling's head-but if that's the case, why does it feel so real? PWP, Graphic yaoi, Ling/Greed, don't read if you don't like yaoi!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Ling Y., Greed - Complete
Pledge of Allegiance by americalovesthecockpit reviews
USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Catching Sparks by MistressKiko reviews
AU - The reason Shizuo Heiwajima was at a gay club was because of the strange attraction he had toward his male best friend, not because of the ruby-eyed stranger he'd met along the way. Or so he tried to convince himself.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Precious Devotion by MistressKiko reviews
Izaya is upset upon finding out Shizuo thinks he's cheating on him, and in a fit of anger, goes to do just that. Things don't go as planned.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,784 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Leaving It All Behind by tshapo-chi reviews
Witnesses were disappearing from protective custody right and left; no rhyme or reason to the order in which they are taken out. Only one seems able to escape the villan's wrath. What is their connection with the wayward son? YAOI, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,824 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Sharing is Caring by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya wakes up one morning, tied to his bed, with nothing but a bartender's shirt on...Shizuo/Tsugaru/Delic/PsychexIzaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sanji Wears a Dress & Still Manages to Get Laid by shes.incredible.math reviews
Zoro runs into a familiar face on a strange island and relentless mocking ensues. Not like that'll come back to bite him in the ass or anything...
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
One Piece: In Hell by laydee-jiraya reviews
What happens when Luffy becomes the cook, Zoro the navigator, and Nami the swordsman? And who is this Allpunk Interpol guy anyway? Is his devil's fruit power behind this chaos? And will the crew ever get back to normal? Read on to find out!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zoro, Sanji
Salvaging the Enemy by lanita19 reviews
AU. Parody set in World War I, Orihime is abducted to cure an injured Grimmjow only to find herself in a compromising position. Warning: Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Mutual Ownership by PromiseThis reviews
Oz wants Gil to stop angsting and treat him like more of a friend than a master. The best solution is obviously to tie Gil up and prove his point physically. Oz x Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Desire by Mythdefied reviews
“The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man.” - Madame de Stael
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
A Real Distraction by HereIGoAgain reviews
Elliot smirked a little, the wildness in his eyes flickering out for a second. He kissed Reo on the lips briefly, then murmured against his neck: “Lie with me?” Continued from "His fear, his comfort. Elliot/Reo, lemon
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Nostalgia by branewurms reviews
A gulf of time stretches between then and now, yet Gilbert finds himself spluttering just as awkwardly as years ago. Short fic. Gil x Oz, mature content.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V. - Complete
The Dark Knight of GLU by tshapo-chi reviews
When Zoro gets sent back to the States to finish college, a chance encounter with a gorgeous blonde in a dark alley changes his entire life. Either Fate and Karma have decided to have fun at Zoro's expense, or it's just pure bad luck. Yaoi; crack humor
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,886 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Itch by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Exchanging Body Heat by KivaEmber reviews
AU ONESHOT 'And that's how I met the unpredictable Shirosaki Hichigo.' IchiHichi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Of Seminars and Men by tshapo-chi reviews
Two men, each tired of their empty love life. Chance encounters will have them entering a world neither could have ever imagined. AU ZoSan Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,954 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Grab Me by YaoiFanLady 2 reviews
SANJIxZORO Sanji confronts Zoro when the swordsman drinks all of his cooking sherry, but their argument quickly changes to a game of seduction as Zoro makes his desires known. YAOI, LEMON
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
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A Better Sense of Feeling reviews
GrimmHime. After having his way with her, nothing seems to make any sense. Rating will be for second chapter.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Melt reviews
Hichi/Ichi Yaoi PWP Lemon for Ichigo and his hollow. Shirosaki finds ice cream. For the Hichi/Ichi Contest
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Feline Antics reviews
A collection of GrimmHime oneshots.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Seasonal Sensations: Blissful Beginnings reviews
Yet another GrimmHime PWP which I've tried to give a plot to. The 2nd of my Season G/H fics, this one's for Easter surprisingly.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Seasonal Sensations: Made with Love reviews
The first of a series of GrimmHime oneshots for each special day of the year. This one's for Valentine's Day.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Last Favour reviews
He wasn't going to grant her any more favours. Grimmjow X Orihime :D Little OOC of Grimmjow - don't hurt me!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete