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Author has written 12 stories for Sherlock, and Hawaii Five-0.

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Steve and the Unicorn by LadyOscar23 reviews
When Steve and Danny learn a crucial fact about a string of murders in Hawaii, they must try to solve the case before there are more victims. At the same time, after having certain secrets revealed to each other, they must confront the consequences to their personal and professional relationship. A world with unicorns can be a complicated place! Slash, and AU.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Steve M., Danny W.]
Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 199 - Words: 50,856 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
In Need by torajune28 reviews
Spencer just suffered a huge loss. What better to do than take your coworker with you on your days off? But of course, a problem arises. Was the loss natural as they were lead to believe, or orchestrated by something bigger than they had thought? DM/SR SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
Red Cell One by Tajjas reviews
Apparently when Cooper had said that he was putting together an experimental team with the blessings of the FBI Director, he'd really meant experimental. Chronicles the start of Cooper's Red Cell team from the perspectives of Mick and Prophet.
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,193 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Mick R., J. Simms/Prophet - Complete
Equilibrium by ongreenergrasses reviews
When you lose what you live through, what is left behind? ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,654 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Problem with Sign Names by rumandmoney reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Live and Die This Way by JustJasper reviews
AU. Derek is a transporter, who moves cargo and asks no questions. It's hard not to have questions, however, when the cargo starts thrashing around in the trunk of your car. Adult concepts and themes, including sexual slavery.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,399 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
A Great and Terrible Beauty by ongreenergrasses reviews
People ask you why. Maybe you were always like this. Or maybe something happened to make you so. Moriarty POV
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - J. Moriarty
A Kind of Poverty by Saucery reviews
Castiel thinks about touch. Specifically, about touching Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Venal by Regret by AnimeSiren reviews
They all have their reasons for being what they are, and for not walking out of the door. But not all of them realize they have a choice. Eames should have been out of here five months ago. Arthur leads the life he thinks he deserves. Prostitution AU.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Still Alive by Lokiev reviews
Superhuman Assassin AU. Warning: PTSD, mentions of sex. At the age of ten, when most boys are simply boys and not yet men or even adolescents, Arthur becomes a man.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Waltz by DaughterOfStarlight reviews
"Whoever taught you to dance so well?" "You did." After an Algerian jewel heist in Paris turns positively dull, Holmes takes it upon himself to teach Watson how to waltz. Inspired by Game of Shadows, some spoilers. Light but deliberate S/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Our Lives in Objects by ongreenergrasses reviews
We are all reflected in our possessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,796 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Gay of Shadows by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
"What the HELL!" John spluttered. "It was an accident," Sherlock said calmly. "WHAT! Holmes, no. You did not just kiss me BY ACCIDENT. Kisses do not happen accidentally!" -slash, don't like, don't read- -SPOILERS-
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
This Is Us Now by ongreenergrasses reviews
Part of the Our Lives in Objects universe. The thoughts of our two boys after Sherlock has cheated on John. *Written in 221B format*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Wrong by ongreenergrasses reviews
That level of genius is wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How Wonderful Life IsNow You're In The World by ongreenergrasses reviews
It's a little bit funny/this feeling inside...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Check Yes, Check No by ongreenergrasses reviews
It's hard to ask someone if they like you. *INSPIRED BY THE PROFILE PICTURE OF xXxAralasxXx*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Art of Wafflemaking by ongreenergrasses reviews
It's not rocket science. At least, it's not supposed to be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Poem by Mariposa en Arrullo reviews
High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Becoming Anthea by gutsandglitter reviews
"Anthea" was just supposed to be a code name, a false persona for work. But Katharine Potts has been living under this assumed identity for so long it's taken over her entire life and existence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Anthea
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
New Message by voila23xx reviews
Texting plays a major role in the developing relationship between the world only consulting detective and his doctor. rating has changed to M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sleeping Patterns by clevermycroft reviews
Watching Lestrade sleep is one of Mycroft's favourite things.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Slight Misunderstanding by Coragyps reviews
In which I, John Watson, manage to accidentally convince my flatmate I'm in love with him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,392 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Rouge Winter reviews
The Homicide department's contribution to the Met's fundraiser fair for the local charity is a kissing booth. Mystrade, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Learning To Bend Under Pressure by Jenn1984 reviews
John changes everything he can to make Sherlock feel safe. That is what friends are for, after all. Warnings: Possible triggers for mentions of emotional abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 181 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Public Flashback by grannysknitting reviews
Donovan touches the Wrong Shoulder and triggers a very unpleasant response. Hurt/Comfort, established relationship, and Anderson has a clue...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He'll Never Notice by LadyOscar23 reviews
Danny borrows Steve's office without permission for a good cause. A challenge response.
Hawaii Five-O - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Things That Burn by Dollymop reviews
Sherlock/John. Sherlock's lust for John comes to a head at the worst possible time: in the middle of a strange and dangerous case. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,975 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Future Sex Love Sounds by Saucery reviews
Steve isn't seducing Danny. Or is he?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Show and Tell by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
"This is Steve" Gracie stated as Steve nervously shifted his weight from one foot to the other. "He's my daddy's new health risk."
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Worth Waiting For by FTB reviews
Lewis/Hathaway. Hathaway has been shot. As he lays there thinking he's dying he says something to Lewis... Some minor swearing.. *Chapters 8 & 9 added*
Lewis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,529 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Harry's Day Out by BrienneofThrace reviews
For the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Harry somehow convinces Perry to bring him to the gay pride parade. Chaos ensues. PHarry pairing.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
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Scritch Scratch, on the Floor reviews
Shelter!AU. Puppy!Steve (a doberman pinscher) befriends with Cat!Danny (a Japanese bobtail). But human!Steve&Danny appear, too. Total fluff. More information/links at the AO3 version of this.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
You Remind Me of a Man reviews
Sherlock is a living human experiment. John, an android medicinal ethics monitor, reviews the place that's been experimenting on Sherlock and is thrown by what he finds. Inspired by but no spoilers for The Hounds of Baskerville.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eighteen Letters to a Name reviews
AU. Sherlock is a racehorse in England, along with his brother and Lestrade. John is a retired police horse from New York City, Mrs. Hudson a surprise and Irene the competition. Molly and Jim are human. Oh, and there are human Morans.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 50,292 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, Molly Hooper - Complete
La pluma que sueña, The Pen That Dreams reviews
This is a sort of fanfiction of fanfiction. It's inspired by and written through the POV of a character in ongreenergrasses' fic, Our Lives In Objects, which should be read before this. It is a short ficlet of the life the pen lives after writing those important words and having its ink so quickly written from it- T because of light suggestive themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Send lawyers, guns & money reviews
Unrequited McDanno, sort of. When one of the partners gets married, he changes the entire dynamic of Five-0.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Will you be my friend in my dream? reviews
It set in quickly and laid waste to everything even faster. Even so, he loves him. Title from Pretty Face by Soley
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Concerto of Disbelief reviews
It isn't always Sherlock who dies, and it isn't always John who mourns.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chips and Charcoal reviews
Unicorn!AU in which John and Sherlock are on an adventure to find the Great Cake. A birthday fic for my dear ongreenergrasses! I apologize in advance for the insane crack and most likely OOC moments- and for the bit of angst that wormed its way in.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Imaginary reviews
Sherlock is sixteen and dying- has been for the entirety of his memory. John's been his friend for eternity. There's a bit of focus on Mr. & Mrs. Holmes, as it gives important background information.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Detectives and Soldiers reviews
Every body has a story to tell, if you're willing to learn it. More understandably: Bereft of his greatest friend, John is mourning Sherlock, even as Sherlock is yearning for him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sunshine reviews
A reversal from my other one chap. Sherlock lives without his heart, surviving on the memory of a promise. Major character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Winter Lullaby reviews
Sherlock's gone, but he didn't leave John with nothing. He left him five things. Implied major character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete