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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070665, Profile Updated: 12-19-11
Author has written 4 stories for iCarly.

Someday I might get around to editing this.

(Update: 30 September 2011 — Hey, look! I added an avatar now. Go Phillies!)

(Updated again: Stupid Cardinals. But, hey, at least the Union are going to the playoffs!)

(Updated yet again: Stupid Dynamo. Now I'm reduced to waiting for the Flyers to choke again next spring.)

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Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Nothing to Fear by beast916 reviews
Sam and Freddie are driving away from a carnival when their lives change. What will happen when somebody has to face fear she never knew she had? And when some one else is fearless?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Box Kicker by beast916 reviews
After iOMG, we can guess what has been going through Sam's mind. But what has Freddie been thinking up to the point he stepped out to talk to her?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,172 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
60: Of the Flux and Other Forces by cali-chan reviews
"Fine, Benson. It's a date." Wait a second... Did she just say... DATE?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
My Blonde Headed Nightmare by Archilochus reviews
Some people fall in love. Others get dragged in kicking and screaming. Freddie never wanted to fall for Sam, but as the years go by, he doesn't seem to have much of a choice. Someone up there must find this really amusing. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,006 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
58: Your Call by cali-chan reviews
"Honestly, Sam, if you wanted to hear my voice, you could have just CALLED."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by Archilochus reviews
Some days are good, some days are bad. Some days however threaten to plunge your very soul into the abyss! Like in Ch.5, when Freddie breaks down and reveals his true feelings to Sam. But seriously, what's the worst that could happen? One-shot collection.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iWent Through the Glass by Fictions of Legends reviews
Spencer purchases an old-fashioned mirror. What will happen when Sam discovers that the mirror is more than it seems? Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,675 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Wrong Sort of Girl by the archduke reviews
Sam/Freddie Seddie . Mrs. Benson should be worried.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
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iClean Your Pipes reviews
Sam and Freddie's adventures in shower repair. Really. "'Face it, Fredifer,' she grinned wickedly as they continued down the stairs. 'Your butt belongs to Momma, and you know it.'" Set sometime in the show near "iGet Pranky."
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iExpose a Geek reviews
Freddie reveals Sam's darkest, most shocking secret live on iCarly as revenge for her "Gullible Freddie" bit. The story is a one-shot set shortly after iTwins, maybe with vaguely Seddie-ish overtones.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
I've Got a Date with Sam! reviews
What Freddie Benson used to think was the stuff of nightmares is about to come true. He and Sam are going out on their first date together. Chaos, hilarity, and a slog through Seattle's seedy underbelly ensue. Set a few days after iOMG. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
She Gives Blondes a Lousy Name reviews
One-shot, Seddie-ish. Sam steals Freddie's backpack and replaces it with a new one from Glitter Gloss. Freddie goes to Spencer for help in finding a way to get back at her. But instead, Freddie hears a song that bugs him.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete