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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070691, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
Author has written 10 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, 10 Things I Hate About You, Robin Hood BBC, Inheritance Cycle, and Emmerdale.

You know the thing about Chaos?... it's fair.

Boring things about me: I love rock music, italian food, reading, writing, my friends and films.

I like my sport, if heaven doesnt have gaelic football then im not going. Glory glory Man United and all that jazz.

Tomboy to the bone.

First loves are my rabbit and my dog. My advice: You want love and loyalty, get an animal.

I hate the term "fuck my life". Life is precious, be grateful.

Can be swayed to be non-canon with most couples in my writings except for Aarson. I will go down with that ship.

Steve Irwin, Heath Ledger,Marc Silcock, Matt Cardle,Ryan Peake, Rick Allen, J.K Rowling and Darren Shan. Enough said.

Copy and paste this if you're against stereotyping

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
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I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have a load of girl friends, so I MUST have groupies.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS

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Two Hours by PHYSCHOCHIC3 reviews
Barry and Roddy's first time together, and they really tie the knot so to speak. MalexMale
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Barry R., Roddy G. - Complete
5 Times Watson Hurt Holmes' Feelings by Funvee reviews
5 Times Watson Hurt Holmes' Feelings But made it up to him each time .A collection of 5 short stories. SLASH! Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Walking Back To Happiness by ajfankeith reviews
Aaron falls deeply in love, Jackson gets pins and needles! This is my first fanfic story. I will be pleased to receive feedback.
Emmerdale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
Carry On Jackson by GinnyNoTonic reviews
A bit of an antidote to all the speculation around the Assisted Suicide storyline. Still read Chapter 1 as a complete one shot; Chapter 2, 3 & 4 are just padding. Thanks to everyone who has read & reviewed, much appreciated. G.x
Emmerdale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jackson W., Aaron L.
Of Blood and Love by notwisefox reviews
A collection of short stories revolving around the relationship of Arra and Larten.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Mr. Crepsley, Arra Sails - Complete
A Better Idea by ohiomyown reviews
After the I wish I knew how to quit you argument in 1983, Ennis and Jack finally have A Better Idea.A U
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 228,494 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/27/2006
My Husband The Clown Prince by Mikki19 reviews
I am 24 and married. One problem, I didn't sign up to be married to the Joker. I married Jack…
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Eragon: The Movie by stolensails reviews
You know how the Eragon movie sucked? Well, this is how the script could have gone. Please review-flames accepted.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Eragon S.
Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Myself by Lion8520 reviews
Katrick! It's set just after the end of the movie. Ch. 3 up now! Ch. 3 is about K and P making music! No, that is not a euphemism. Katarina X Patrick. Formerly "Yeah, Well, I'm No Picnic Either." The story title has to do with the activities of Ch. 1.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Little Listeners by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Brom had many listeners. His favorite were the little ones, who clung to every word. But the little listener that drove him to choose storytelling as a career in Carvahall was the most unlikely person to like stories. But he did. And now Brom always will.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Brom - Complete
Antonio's Happy Ending by LightningFuryStrike13 reviews
also known as An Alternative Ending to The Merchant of Venice or The Way It Should Have Been. lol Rated for implied sexual activity and homosexual relationships.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
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It's a Wonderful Life: Emmerdale reviews
Set in the early stages of my regular AU. Loosely based on the well known Christmas classic: in a time of need around the festive season, Aaron has "friends in high places"...
Emmerdale - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,859 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
Snapshots reviews
Follow on of "The Next Mile". Life is like a camera; just focus on what's important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives and if things don't work out, just take another shot... at least thats how Aaron, Jackson & their 17 year old son see it.
Emmerdale - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,988 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
Storm reviews
One-shot. Set in the early stages of my "next mile" universe; the members of the Walsh family experience a storm both physically and metaphorically. Probably only understandable to my previous story readers.
Emmerdale - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
The Next Mile reviews
Aaron and Jackson prepare to enter the newest chapter in their lives and embrace the joys and sorrow that come with it. Rated k plus just in case for later chapters. Hope you enjoy, please R&R
Emmerdale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 174,671 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
Scars and all reviews
Jacksons still feeling a bit insecure, will Aaron be able to help him overcome these feelings? Based on sugestions by Chicky Babes. Rated k for mild sexual content, set in present time. R&R plz
Emmerdale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Aaron L., Jackson W. - Complete
Je t'aime pour toujours reviews
STORYS NOT IN FRENCH. So in emmerdale Aaron has jetted off for a new life in France... or has he really? Surprise in tow for readers, maybe a bit predictable but hey if you don't read you won't know; k just in case.
Emmerdale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Aaron L. - Complete
Another bunch of things I can't do in Algaesia reviews
Title says it all. A newcomers guide on the dos and don'ts of Algaesia. Follow these rules for a happy and long life in the world of elves,dragons and stumpy garden gnomes! Sorry, dwarves.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012
Did he say too much? reviews
After insulting Much one time too many Much has upped sticks and gone. After six years Robin starts to realise what guilt feels like, and he and the gang set off to find him. But will he want to come back? Oneshot for now, but time will tell.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Robin Hood, Much
Two years on reviews
Although Kat has moved on with her life after Patrick his death a few years later still has an effect on her two years on... This is a story of Kats feelings and thoughts around this time of the year. Dedicated to Heath Ledger, RIP.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010
The Joker begins reviews
Early life of the Joker plus how he got his scars. Contains some violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Joker