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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070770, Profile Updated: 12-11-09
Author has written 1 story for X-overs.

Occasional, amateur writer and general-purpose geek currently meandering his way through university.

Oh, and it's pronounced YAK-you-luss, just in case you were wondering.


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The Doorstop

Sometimes, when a momentous event occurs, it can take a while for its effects to truly become apparent, and the bigger the pool, the longer it takes until the waves hit something important. Space, to stretch the metaphor to its breaking point, is a very big pool indeed. It has been eighteen years since four of the most eminently unsuitable people in the entire multiverse were granted near-unlimited power by some very shady individuals indeed, but it is only now that they have made themselves known to interdimensional civilisation at large.

Cue the mayhem.

The Doorstop is a crossover of epic proportions, containing action, adventure, horror, romance, friendship, betrayal, and weaponised Swahili. As the tagline says, the best laid schemes o' gods an' men gang aft agley...

WARNINGS: Language, violence and adult themes, not to mention character deaths, T-rated pairings both heterosexual and otherwise, and a very generous helping of crack. If that doesn’t immediately put you off, then hop right in.

... I did mention the crack, right? Good. Just checking.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12786 - Favs: 15,938 - Follows: 14,699 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 3,667 - Follows: 3,205 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 755,729 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/11/2007
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13075 - Favs: 15,950 - Follows: 13,246 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Someone for Everyone? by The Shiny Sword reviews
So there's this Doctor. And his name is Jail. And he's got this evil plot. But fate, no not that one, has other things in store. In the grocery store to be specific. Jail and the Numbers centric humor Fic
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,017 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009
The Finale of the Ultimate Meta Mega Crossover by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
Vernor Vinge x Greg Egan crackfic. This was supposed to be a bit of utterly deranged fun, but got out of control and ended up as a deep philosophical exploration.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,360 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Where Fires Begin by Negative Creep reviews
It was to be expected, really. Robots did not last forever, even if the humans thought them to be immortal. Drabbly.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Thousand Shinji by Academia Nut reviews
Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
Karma by disposablehero reviews
Bounty heads, Ganymede lobsters, Wild Turkey, diamonds, revelations and caterwauling. Just two weeks on the Bebop. Set after tRFB. SF. Got less angsty as it went along, so I changed the categories. Reviews appreciated now that it's done. STRONG M.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,634 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Spike S., Faye V. - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion Fanfics by sentinel28 reviews
A little bit of hilarity for ya. If you can laugh, you're not defeated. By the same nutcase who is still trying to finish The Eva Matrix.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Complete
The Case of Lorenz Kihl by touyatouya reviews
Third Impact reaches the man who started it all. It is time for the Chairman of SEELE to reap what he has sown. Done in the style of the final two episodes of EVA
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2001
The Doorstop reviews
The best laid schemes o' gods an' men gang aft agley... Eva/40K/Nanoha/Haruhi and many more. Mega crossover created as a stand-alone sequel to/AU of Academia Nut's Thousand Shinji and Open Door respectively. Reading those two first not mandatory.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 240,233 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/10/2009
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