Jonesybites
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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070811, Profile Updated: 11-21-13
Author has written 10 stories for Gears of War, and Darksiders.

Greeting and welcome to my chasm of infinite rhetoric and ridiculous satires.

11/21/2003: Well, the holidays are upon us (yea, I know; whoopie) so as am anticipating an endless satire of drama, kinda like a dark cloud that seems to follow around when my family gets together in the same room, I’m hoping I can dodge the bullets and find a foxhole somewhere to squeeze in some more writing. Anyhoot, more chapters for Darksiders Tribulations is in the works now that I have an active account in Dropbox. My other fics are somewhat on a hiatus at the moment until I can re-write some of the material I lost when my USB card broke.

With that said, I hope y’all have a safe and happy holiday.


But as I continue to write, edit and submit, I am also in the process of going back and re-editing the existing chapters, mostly because this site for whatever reason messes up the spacing between the italiced words, but only when I upload the document. Consequently I have to go back and re-edit them again, so I can only hope that y’all will bare with me if you stumble upon some spacing errors, as well as other errors that I missed during the original editing.

But I would like to thank to those who have taken the time to read, to those who have taken the time to leave feedback, and to those who subscribed to my story alerts. It's a pleasure to know that you are enjoying the stories, giving me even more incentive to write and improve on my writing skills.

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Darksiders: Tribulations reviews
Death seeks to confront the Council to prove War's innocence…in the meantime, War is persecuted while an Elemental, a steward of the Earth is assigned to help War stay alive for his day in court, all the while another threat rises from Hell
Darksiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,000 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Death, Fury, Strife, War
Songs of Sirens reviews
After relocating to Vectus, the COG investigates a series of terrorist attacks and an assassination attempt against the Feral Consulate, forcing Colonel Hoffman to take a risk by pulling an old skeleton out of the closet to bring the culprits to justice.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010 - V. Hoffman, D. Baird
Faces of Atrocity reviews
The six-man band of misfits that make up Theta Six, come across something they did not expect when they're given orders to find survivors at the Santa Fe Imulsion Research Facility. Rated M for callous language, adult situations, and testosterone lore.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
Sera's Cold Decree reviews
A short about a young man and his "companion," roam without direction in a blemished, post-war Eypheria for survival. Events take a drastic turn for the two as other inhabitants do the same to survive.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
On Strike: Comedy Series reviews
Getting tired of the working conditions that plague's every Gear in MP, everyone's favorite or not so favorite Gear goes on strike until some requests are met for the new GoW 3 format; all the while trying to get by in the real world. Hilarity ensues!
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010
Wild Horses reviews
Colonel Hoffman dispatches two squads to provide additional security in getting freight rigs, transporting desperately needed supplies to Fort Block, before losing another freight to a Stranded gang, preying on the trucks to increase their munitions.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010
On The Beat reviews
Taking a break from the usual, daily grind, a group of Gears find a brief asylum, listening to stories about Sergeant Jacquin's former occupation as a police officer in one of the most prestigious red light districts in Tyrus.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Killing The Mockingbird reviews
This is a short that details an evening in the life of Raven McNight's childhood, before being subjected to the Fortification Act, that consequently influenced her to run away from the COG...
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Marcus F. - Complete
The Pursuit of Happiness reviews
“New Jacinto,” the newly established city as it is called, since that douchebag, Chairman Prescott was too lazy and unoriginal to call it something else, our band of heroes formerly known as Delta squad find peace and quiet - strictly for comedy
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Snowblind reviews
As hostilities around Port Farrall rise, the newly reformed Sigma squad is deployed out in the bitter Frost to quash the insurgencies attacking COG supply outposts, but they end up uncovering something the COG did not expect
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 220,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - A. Cole, D. Baird - Complete