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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2070847, Profile Updated: 01-06-11
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Hello, I am LittleMissDeathy, though you may call me God or Auron (preferably God ;D). All of my fanfictions are...yummy. I would also like to notify that I am a procrastinator and just a plain lazy-ass so my unfinished stories may remain unfinished for a while until I finally decide to get off my rear end and write some stories. My favorite pairings are SasoDei, KakuHida, and KisaIta. Though, I mostly prefer the freaks and the most impossible pairings ever. Like KakuKisa, ItaZet, SasoZet...yeah, all that good stuff. Honestly, I can't say there is much to say about me. Also, it would help if you message me and HARASS me to finish my stories. P: I seem to get the stuff done when I'm told to a million times.

I would like to recommend you all to Cannedy. She is my waifu. She is my Zetsu and I am her Tobi. ;D

As for my personal information, I am a lot younger than I seem. Too young. I...uh...Know a lot. Like...A lot. I'm a smart little kiddy, okay? Age doesn't matter in my opinion to whom I talk to (unless you're like...a 40 year old trying to hit on me or something). I've talked to some really nice 20+ year olds and stuff.


Akatsuki (still ;D)

Sengoku Basara...My other waifu got me into it. I love her for it.

Casshern Sins

Well, sorry for wasting your time. This is my profile, now get your shit and leave! :D

Requests: Open (though don't expect to see your request happen anytime soon ^_^;; ~look back to the third sentence of the first paragraph~)

Roleplay Requests: OHGODYES OPEN. ;_; I've been lonely lately...


This is short. First off, I love reviews. I love them. I love them. I LOVE THEM. I just love it when somebody tells me how much they love (or hate) my fanfiction! I can't get enough reviews! Second, I don't really care if you flame me or not. I have better things to do with my life than get offended or deal with trolls and homophobes. Lastly, I love reviews. I love them. I do. |D

Random stuffz.

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.


Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

A friend will knock on your door.

A TRUE friend will barge right in and say "I'm home!"

A friend will ask for food.

A TRUE friend is the reason you have no food.

A friend will ask to get on your computer.

A TRUE friend will tell you to get off so he/she can get on.

A friend will lend you their umbrella.

A TRUE friend will grab your umbrella, run away with it, and shout, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

A friend will bail you out of jail.

A TRUE friend will be sitting in your cell next to you saying "Damn, we really screwed up, but that was fun, though!"

A friend will commit suicide if you die.

A TRUE friend is really gonna miss your e-mails.

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The Unexpected Love by nagatokun reviews
A HidaPein love story, when Pein and Hidan almost accidentally kiss when Hidan first joins, things really start to get crazy between the baka and the leader. Will there be love between these two or hate? Rated M for lemon. Gets more serious and dark in later chapters. Currently redoing older chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
Illogical by paradoxical-enigma reviews
Our heroes, the Akatsuki, travel to Hawaii for some fun in the sun! When a snowcone hits Itachi's glasses, hilarity ensues! Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
All Three by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Madara is making Zetsu feel good, Tobi wants to make Zetsu feel good too. Yaoi ! ! Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
For The Love Of Money! by cyberspyderweb reviews
Shark and Stitches once more! They have to work in the same office. How will it work out? Not very well as usual. This time the shark gets the upper hand. Shark on Stitches Lemon Yaoi! Kisa/Kaku Warning: Naughty Shark and Stitches moment. Smexy stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Of Sword And Thread by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kisame is to work with Kakuzu for a mission. Both men don't like the idea but are forced. See how Kakuzu decides to handle it! Yaoi yummie Lemon! Kuzu/Kisa warning:Stitches and Shark naughtiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
No Strings or Teeth Attached by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
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Alone reviews
What was this? Rape? Consent? It's hard to tell... KakuHida. Lemons. Yaoi. May have some ZetsuxHidan later. Maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Text Message reviews
Hidan sends a suggestive text message to Zetsu...but it was really meant for Kakuzu! ...Oops. Yaoi. Smut. Lemons. Yum.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Hidan, Zetsu
Why Hidan is Never On Top reviews
Hidan finally decides to ask why he never gets to be on top. This was made from extreme boredome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
A Puppet, a Plant, Some Fun reviews
The first SasorixZetsu on here! Whoo! Okay, so this is SasorixZetsu smut, yaoi, lemons, sextoys included. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zetsu, Sasori
Tobi is a Bad Boy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Birthday Gift
Ah, the time of year when people celebrate that I made another revolution around the sun. And apparently Hidan has a gift for me. I can't imagine it being very pleasant. HidanxKakuzu fluffy/smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Games reviews
Sasori and I have been doing this for a while, but the truth is, all we do is play. And I'm starting to get sick of this game. SasorixDeidara smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Deidara, Sasori