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sorry I'm not one to really write fanfiction I just read them. I probably would write one if I had a good enough idea and enough time, but till then...

See ya,

Kiki

For those of you who just LOVE stereotypes here you go

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATURE &ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I HAVE A BIG BUTT, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwded up.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm LITTLE OVERWIEGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLAGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school,so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 463,630 - Reviews: 20694 - Favs: 13,686 - Follows: 7,522 - Updated: 11/27/2024 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Selkie Wife: A New World by Lissa Bryan reviews
Sequel to THE SELKIE WIFE "I will find you again, my love." As one life ends, another begins. True love never dies. For twenty years, Bella has searched for Edward. She finally discovers him again, in the New Plymouth Colony. Will Edward's soul remember hers? Will he fall in love with his selkie wife again as they build another life together in this new world? Rated M/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,449 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 11/17/2024 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Kryptonite by Saritadreaming reviews
Edward Masen: Bounty hunter. Isabella Swan-Hunter: Bail jumper. He's hired to bring her back for trial, but he's not prepared for what happens once he gets a taste of her. Death, lies, betrayal, toxicity, hope, desire. Who will survive? AU/VAMP *COMPLETE* Came in third on Twifanfictionrecs Top Ten Completed fics for May 2022
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,604 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 5/17/2022 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Bella by sherryola reviews
Alice has a vision of a girl with no vision. She will either save Edward from his life of lonely brooding, or she will destroy him with his destruction of her. Can Bella discover the Cullen family secret if she can't see? Canon vamps and couples. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 367,506 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 7/10/2021 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18270 - Favs: 8,644 - Follows: 8,990 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 7436 - Favs: 5,012 - Follows: 7,115 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9662 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 8,224 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 146,043 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Leah's Imprint by Trinideanfan reviews
Leah leaves the field of the Volturi confrontation with something she never expected. An Imprint.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,002 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Leah, Demetri]
Cataclysmic Humanity by AELGP reviews
Cullen's Corp has the goods on everyone and the head honcho Carlisle is not afraid to use it. Bella has just graduated the FBI and is thrown into undercover work as a high in Escort to woo Edward, Carlisle's son. Will she succeed or will her caring nature ruin everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,930 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bella, Edward
Gentle touches by LouLouCullen reviews
The Cullen boys come across a strange girl when out hunting. What will they do with her? What happened to put her in that condition? With the help of our heroes, will Bella be able to regain herself? But something is different she's not quite human... Adopted from Animal8. Please Review! Reviews are like a sugar high to me...so keep the sugar/Reviews coming!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,320 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Bella, Edward
Witches,Wolves and Vampires oh my! by MNJenkins reviews
Two girls move to La Push and they both have a secret that will change the lives of the entire pack and the Cullens. Find out what happens when you throw magic in with vampires and shape-shifters. I know the summary sucks, but the story is better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Collin, Brady
Masen Manor by drotuno reviews
Masen Manor, home to a prestigious boarding school, Masen Academy. An immortal hiding from the world has his faith tested by a hundred-year-old fortune and a broken, silent girl. AU…E/B…Slightly OOC…Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,091 - Reviews: 8216 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Eclipse by TreasuredHeart reviews
Isabella Swan has always wanted to be a pirate. When an opportunity arises, she disguises herself as a man and joins the crew of the biggest ship on the ocean. But when conflicting emotions for a certain pirate captain gets her in trouble, will she be able to conquer all and stay alive? Character names all Stephenie Meyer's. I do not own them! AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,029 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
Truelight by cherry10403 reviews
Planet Alstania is about to begin a new era; the era of the element, fire. Bella Swan, prodigy of fire, now faces the most challenging years of her life, to protect her people and the hexagram of elements. Will she succeed or will evil strike once more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Under These Lights by jaxington reviews
Small town Texas. High school football. Two best friends, one girl. A tragedy that changes everything. All Human. Lemons. The usual suspects. YeeHaw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,740 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The American President by rushed reviews
As the President of the United States, Edward Cullen finds it difficult to meet women. So his brother secretly employs the services of an escort agency to help fulfill certain presidential needs. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 85 - Words: 131,490 - Reviews: 6835 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Bella
Pinned but Fluttering by CassandraLowery reviews
For too many years, Bella Swan has been trapped in a nightmare beyond her worst imaginings. At long last, a glimmer of a chance to escape may present itself. Will she find herself in even more danger if she dares to leave? AU w/ human Volturi. M for language & violence. #8 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jan 2013 at TwiFanFictionRecs!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 205,499 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4585 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Besotted reviews
Bella Swan lives in a continuum between sound and silence, a world apart from what Edward Cullen knows. When their lives collide and their attraction can't be denied, can they overlook their differences and let love define them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,251 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What The Cat Dragged In by psyche b. mused reviews
Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,736 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8299 - Favs: 11,749 - Follows: 4,483 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10939 - Favs: 12,709 - Follows: 13,089 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Leah Chronicles by laurazuleta18 reviews
8y after BD.Derek Ateara phased for the fist time when a vampire killed this parents,10years after that he decided to leave sunny LA and move to Forks to join his cousin Quil,little did he know that his life was going to change after he meets his new BETA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,173 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Leah
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love from Hollywood by mrs.sethclearwater01 reviews
Collin thinks his life is perfect. Nothing could possibly go wrong. When he finally imprints on a famous child he finds out that nobody's life can stay perfect forever. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 84,767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Collin - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5245 - Favs: 4,718 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17804 - Favs: 12,568 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Track by TwiHard24 reviews
She's quiet. She's obedient. She's tough. She's also a motocross racer who happens to be in love with a certain werewolf. Andrea is in for a big surprise that will change her entire life. She'll either except the challenge or be left behind in the dust.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,669 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Brady
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 4,133 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2838 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19726 - Favs: 13,073 - Follows: 5,938 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella