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Joined 09-02-09, id: 2071107, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 18 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Supernatural.

My name is Kurtis, and I'm 17.

I'm normal.

My life is normal.

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The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Concrete House of Cards by Xoxoroxas reviews
Roxas just wants to pretend to be normal, a clean slate, a new beginning. But his past certainly won't allow that. AkuRoku, yaoi, Rape, child abuse, suicide, character death, bullying, and drug abuse. Please read!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,150 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Axel, Roxas
First is the Worst Second is the Best by Noname-Sali reviews
Hinata is a quiet girl. Sakura isn't afraid to say anything. Hinata is having trouble expressing her feelings. Sakura will step all over you for what she wants. Sakura broke up with her boyfriend. So Hinata is helping him? Sounds weirder than it is I hope
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Oil and Water by KeedaxEmry reviews
Roxas is fed up with all the love notes that are left in his locker. All the women he's turned down are becoming a nuisance-but then again, dating someone you're not interested in would be better than fearing for your life, right?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,066 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Roxas, Axel
Through the Mist by NineteenTwentyone reviews
Remus likes to spend his holidays working in his dad's sweetshop at the beach. One Easter he meets a group of teenagers,and one boy in particular promises to make this a holiday he'll never forget. Muggle AU. RemusxSirius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How My Brother Ruined My Life by Boofeh reviews
Roxas was just your regular antisocial, cynical, bi-curious teenager with an immature, irresponsible and insane older brother. That was until he met a few people with crazy hair colours and even crazier morals. Poor Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Roxas, Cloud S. - Complete
Slughorn's Sanitarium for Troubled Boys by MelloPie reviews
AU - Rated M for later chapters. Sirius is sent to a mental institution after the ultimate prank on his parents fails. Here he meets Remus, a strange boy accused of murder. Can Sirius solve the mystery and save Lupin's life? And will Remus let him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,124 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The World Turned Gray by Dragonchaser4ever reviews
Naruto was going through life without any complaints that was until a certain raven haired Uchiha showed up. Then Naruto's world gets turned upside down, and considering it's a sasunaru story the question isn't will they get together? it's how!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rainwater by pretty in orange reviews
Karin's dreaming about him... but he's already there... Suika. T for suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Mello's Worst Nightmare :P by airo66 reviews
We all know Mello will have gone through a lot in his lifetime. But in this story - while he's still at the Wammy House - something too horrible to describe happens to the poor blonde boy. What is Mello's horrible discovery? Read to find out! :P
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Mello
Young Lovin' by LilyEvansWillLiveOnForever reviews
This story is basically trying to cover the development of the growing relationship between Quil and Claire. Obviouslely they're imprinted, but Claire doesn't know that until muuch later. Pls read, enjoy this is a command and REVIEW! PLSPLSPLS! x
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Quil Jr., Claire
Searching for You by wreckingduty reviews
Nel comes to Karakura Town to find Ichigo, but things have changed since she last saw him.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Rukia K. - Complete
The 897th Hunger Games by Unseendream reviews
Can't really do a summary until I start the story, and I can't do that until you guys send me your tributes. Thank you and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Other tributes
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Hello, I Like You by danggitsdana reviews
ONESHOT; NARUHINA Stop staring at me, I know you like me.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sex is the Question by kokoro77 reviews
So, it's been 6 years since Sex Ed classes ended. For Axel, 'Sex' was NEVER the answer. It was the question. For Roxas, 'Yes' was the answer, at least in his still teenage mind. Situation: in their girlfriends' eyes, they're straight. -Sex Ed 101 sequel-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,200 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Wish by HYPA gal33355555 reviews
You can't change the past. Oneshot. AlxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Alphonse E. - Complete
I'm Married To Who! by Seto's Darkness reviews
What do you expect with Sasuke and Naruto married for their Home Econ Project? [SasuNaru high school AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Robin's Pet Peeve by Lanku reviews
Robin interrupts Raven's meditation. oneshot. RobinxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Robin, Raven - Complete
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Under Cover of Darkness
(AU Destiel) The year is 1963, and Dean Winchester has just met Castiel Novak, estranged cousin to the Milton family.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Dean W., Meg, Castiel
How I stole my Brother's Boyfriend reviews
Really, this whole thing is ridiculous. This story is one people'll never stop talking about. Sitting here and telling this story, I guess it's a way of relieving stress. There are a million titles I could've chosen for the tale that has changed us all so much, but I'm going to be straightforward. I am Roxas, and this is how I Stole My Brother's Boyfriend.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Roxas, Axel
Does it ever rain in Kansas?
Dean Winchester finds himself being consumed by thoughts about the world. Sam's growing up, and he realizes that he's going to have to, too. Hopefully later than sooner. For now, though, there's Castiel with his blue eyes and weird dark hair, and when they're together, Dean can't breathe. [High School/Human AU. Destiel. Slightly dark themes]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Upon A Melancholy Shore reviews
[A.K.A 'The First Hunger Games' SYOT] The fall of Thirteen was a tragic event, but what's done is done. There are bigger, much worse things to worry about now-The Punishment. The Capital is showing its wrath, ready to serve and protect what is left of True Panem, but what, or who, exactly are they fighting? More importantly, are they really the good guys?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013
Perfect
John and Mary on their first date.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Published: 6/19/2013 - John W.
First Hunger Games reviews
THIS SYOT IS NOW CLOSED. FEEL FREE TO READ ALONG, AND BE A SPONSOR. Arena: An island, in the middle of nowhere. A vast sea surrounding it with unpredictable tides. Along with the catastrophic events of trying to survive such a place, there are giant robots roaming around. Sounds kinda fun, huh?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete
Caught in the Hellfire reviews
Axel is, as he says it, caught in the Hellfire. He's descending into the depths of hell, pulling along with him twisting emotions, as well as other people. He's angry, depressed, and just plain blue. Can someone raise him for pertinence before he burns to nothingness, or worse, freezes over? Warnings: AkuRoku (boxboy), Mental disorders, self harm, talk of hell.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Axel, Roxas
What I forgot to say, and will never mention reviews
A telling of how Sirius Black fell madly in love with Remus Lupin, but hadn't noticed for quite some time. And how much of an idiot he is for not paying more attention too the power of the heart. But that sounds too sappy, right? Forget I mentioned it. Written by yours truly, Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
I am a Pirate, You are a Princess reviews
Joyous News: Prince Roxas of Twilight Kingdom is to be maritally united with Princess Xion in a faraway, oversea kingdom! What happens when the prince is kidnapped by The Prince of Pirates? Or, maybe, Roxas followed of his own accord. AkuRoku A/U
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Sometimes, you can't help it reviews
Riku was in love with Sora. Sora was straight. Roxas was alone. Roxas was broken. Riku needed a distraction. Riku could pretend. It's a shame that they hate each other. Oneshot. Read and find out what happens.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Riku, Roxas - Complete
A Little Less HURT reviews
Life is filled with pain, and by default, love. Every person has issues, but Gaara and Sasuke have some of the worse. They'll have to figure it out-or else just die in the long run. And then there's Naruto. College AU.SasuNaru GaaraSasu GaaraNaru-onesid
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Actions Louder Than Words reviews
Zemyx. ZexionxDemyx. fluff. Zexion finds that sometimes actions come out louder than words. Sometimes these actions overpower words, thoughts even.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
I Don't Want My Love To Go To Waste reviews
High School isn't exactly the easiest thing to live through. Especially for teenagers as awkward as Roxas, someone not quite ready to grow up. AkuRokuXi and more. A/U. Rating will go up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Trying Again reviews
A short one-shot for a contest on DeviantArt, about Sora cheering up Roxas. N'awwe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Never Alone reviews
Naomi Misora says all detectives have secrets. Her biggest was something that a convicted killer gave to her, a boy named Kaito,and a girl named Monna. This is the story of the son an daughter of Naomi Misora and Beyond Birthday
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - BB, Naomi M.
A LoveHate Relationship Deidaraxoc reviews
Growing up at an orphanage with Deidara is not as fun as it seems. Or maybe it is. Minori is confused about her feelings towards Deidara, having known him most of her life. She thinks she loves him, she knows she hates him. Deidaraxoc -future insanity-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Out of Control reviews
Naruto High School A/U! Sasuke comes back to Konoha for the first time in years, to attend KHS. The guys are reunited, but when happens when things get out of control? Full summary inside. Rating may change. SasuNaru Naruto's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Randomly, lovely reviews
Great, I get stuck in a hole, and then this crazy girl and her emo friend come along. Warning: random. Zukoxoc ::hiatus::
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Zuko