Misery LaVey
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Joined 09-03-09, id: 2071511, Profile Updated: 11-11-12
Author has written 1 story for Red Eye.

My name is Misery, but that's not so important. What really matters is that I'm addicted to fanfiction. Also: I am really messed up. I come from Poland, but quite recently I've moved to London; I'm twenty-something (so really, I'm old enough to know better o_O) and my life's quite boring, actually. What's more to say?

Me & fan-fics: mostly reading, sometimes writing. My love for fan-fics began long time ago thanks to one particular story about HP (it's in my favourites: "Draco: Phoenix Rising". Go and read it, it's freaking awesome!), but my latest obsession are: The Vampire Diaries (ship: Damon/Elena of course), The Breakfast Club (for obvious reasons), Inception (even though I usually rather dislike movies with DiCaprio...but then, again, Inception fan-fics that I like are mostly Artur/Eames or Artur/Ariadne. I am so lame, right?) and Misfits (Nathan Young. Enough said.). I'm not really a Twilight fan, but some of the stories here are way better than the actual books, let alone movies. I really wish Meyer wasn't such a prude!

Random faves:
movie: Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, Looper, The Social Network, Never Let Me Go, Inception, Harry Potter movies, Heathers, The Breakfast Club, The Lost Boys, 500 Days Of Summer, Mr. Frost, Sunshine, Watching The Detectives, Red Eye
TV show: Misfits and UK Skins (1st generation), Freaks and Geeks, Supernatural, Glee, Grey's Anatomy.
book: mostly everything by Anne Rice (NOT the stuff about Christ, though...), EVERYTHING by Haruki Murakami, Bram Stoker's "Dracula", "Everything Is Illuminated" by Jonathan Safran Foer, Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita" (although, I really hated the movie), everything by Ernesto Sabato and, of course, JKRowling's masterpiece.
band/musician: The Used, Florence And The Machine, My Chemical Romance (though, tbh, everything after "Three Cheers..." isn't all that good), NIN, Nightwish, Biffy Clyro, 30STM, AFI, Lacuna Coil, Marilyn Manson, Lana Del Rey, Marina And The Diamonds, Adele.
guilty pleasure (apart from fan-fiction, that is): j-pop and j-rock (mostly Ayumi and Gackt) and watching j-dramas...

*u can also find me here: http://notcompletelycrazyyet.blogspot.co.uk/

*and here: http://insanityisthenewblack.tumblr.com/


“Words can be like X-rays if you use them properly
— they’ll go through anything. You read and you’re pierced.”
— Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

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Always by Pirate Gyrl reviews
What if Jackson got a call telling him the hit was off? What if he was told to stay by Lisa until they needed her again? How would their relationship change? Rating may change later. JxL
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 8/7/2007
Good Feelings by candysays reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Fairest Blood by thefairestblood reviews
After losing her memory, Snow White must cope with discovering her dire past, and the wretched times the Queen has brought upon the Kingdom of Tabor. Determined to fight back, she prepares for the biggest battle the Kingdom has ever seen, all while struggling with the complications of loving two men.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman - Complete
Snow White and the Huntsman:Revenge from the Grave by Davelle reviews
Snow & The Huntsman are drawn irresistibly to each other, the only problem is their union comes with dire consequences for everyone. Can they overcome the fate set against them and come out unscathed on the other side? And if they do, can they live with the cost to everyone around them? *The conclusion has finally been written. Thank you my amazing fans and followers!
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,355 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman, Snow White - Complete
What You Will of Me by daughterofelros reviews
Snow White and the Huntsman SWATH . Snow White/Huntsman He's not going to attend her coronation. He plans to move on. Yet he's powerless to deny her.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,510 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Snow White, Eric/The Huntsman
Sanguinary by cypris88 reviews
A dangerous secret irreversibly changes Lisa's life, and she is thrown headfirst into a world of politics, money and murder.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,877 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Lisa R., Jack R. - Complete
Buried Inside by Lazarus76 reviews
Go into the mind of a serial killer...you may never come back. Rated M for themes that will be disturbing. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 88 - Words: 102,564 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Snow White and the Rise of the Gilded Throne by Ben Alexander reviews
As her reign begins, Snow White struggles to carry the weight of her kingdom and remain independent, through refusing marriage. She fears that she may become corrupted by power, like her predecessor, whose shadow still overhangs the throne. As Snow White faces a malignant and uncertain path, parallels between her life and Ravenna's are drawn, as dark forces plot to overtake her.
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Snow White, Queen Ravenna
Uprooted by son-of-puji reviews
This time it's Keefe who wants to finish the job, and it forces Lisa and Jackson, two enemies blind with hatred and anger, on a hopeless, unwanted mission. Is there anything beyond hostility for them? And if so, wouldn't it be their undoing?
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 159,574 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Crossing the Line by A Pisces Alone reviews
A prelude to Red Eye from Jackson's perspective, detailing his surveillance of Lisa after six weeks. Part II: movie events...with a twist. Part III: the aftermath of the flight... what really might have happened.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,375 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Complexity by cssypet reviews
Love is dangerous, dragging them down when they want to stay lost in dreams. It's a kick, bringing them to a morbid reality.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
From a Certain Point of View by ShouldIGetOutandPush reviews
What might have happened if Han and Chewie had left the Alliance after the Award Ceremony on Yavin. Set three years after the events of ANH. AU, of course. *COMPLETE*
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,304 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Guardian to the Mark by Vintagegirl1912 reviews
Somehow Eloise had to be caught in the middle of things. Now she was caught in the biggest situations of all: Her love for Robert Fischer and the plan to incept his mind, but then there is Eames who wishes to incept her heart. Who will she choose?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - R. Fischer Jr., Eames - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14192 - Favs: 15,091 - Follows: 8,247 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets and Needs by Soxunorthadox reviews
Arthur and Ariadne seem to have a difficult time keeping their secret...
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien reviews
Few months after That Flight, Lisa's managed to change her life completely. But what happens when Jackson escapes from jail and wants to take his revenge? What happens when Lisa finds out that, in the end, Jackson's the only person who hasn't lied to her
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jack R., Lisa R.