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Joined 09-03-09, id: 2071718, Profile Updated: 04-24-12
Author has written 5 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Misc. Books, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Star Wars.

Had a good run. You were all way too easy to troll. Peace out.

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Fate Fell Short by bellalou5 reviews
Annabeth is dragged to a party by her best friend, Thalia. Getting all kinds of wasted and sleeping with her crush of four years was not the expected outcome by far, but when she is left with a little stick containing two pink lines, she has to prepare herself for the next nine months of tortuous teen pregnancy :: will be re-uploaded after you people learn to get over yourselves
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Thalia G.
In War and Love by Reavera reviews
Ten years have gone by, and Sparrow has brought Bloodstone into prosperity. When the Pirate King attacks her home, she defends her people and takes him prisoner. Foolish enough to show mercy, she learns when you let your guard down with the Thief, he will steal what you treasure most. Dark Reaver
Fable - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 175,599 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Reaver, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
Running Wild by xXMsBlackCatXx reviews
Ever since I was little, I played an instrument, not because I had to but because I wanted to. All those lessons start to pay off when I learn that one day I'd be playing for my life. When they say music tames the beasts, they weren't kidding.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,379 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Tenten, Sasuke U.]
The Prince And The Slave by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Originally by Rachel9493 Sakura's life is turned upside down, when she is sold into slavery. Who to you might ask? Why the Fire Country Prince Uchiha Sasuke! Will she escape, or might she just fall for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sakura H.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Heal by Ozma333 reviews
Directly after the Final Battle, Ron, Hermione, Harry and Ginny find their own ways to heal. R/H, H/G viewpoints.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,305 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
University of Konoha by SweetMadness92 reviews
A musical medic and a wealthy sex addicted Uchiha heir living at the same college sounds like trouble, right? But will a stunningly stubborn pink haired girl be able to kick the progidy off his throne or become another notch on his bed post.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disillusioned by Faraway Dawn reviews
Two weeks to prepare, two years to complete, sometimes best friends are the best people to send undercover. But how many times can you say 'I love you' before you start to mean it? NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 267,818 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Moving Forward by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Story continues from the final battle with Voldemort. This story will show glimpses of all the characters moving on with life but mainly deals with Harry and Ginny and how their relationship progresses after the battle is won.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4200 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Look Out by The Duckster reviews
Rose/Scorpius Romance - Rose is on look out for a family prank with Scorpius wanders by and stops to talk, When a professor starts to approach the only diversion she can think of is to snog the hell out of Scorpius. Only it goes much further then intended
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by The DA is dressed to the nines reviews
Realisation sometimes hits you like lightning; thats how it happened for Lily. Even a summer in denial, thinking 'Damn Him' doesn't help. Watch as she comes to terms of her feelings for toerag James Potter. Heavy M especially later. All reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,335 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Game of Love by Tinkerbell79 reviews
The future of the wizarding world rests with James Potter and Lily Evan's future son. But, what if they never fall in love? This is a risk that Dumbledore is not prepared to take. He is the matchmaker, playing a game in which love is the ultimate prize.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,479 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Indulge by little sasuke kun reviews
/Mature content warning/ "It's already too late... You're turning me on, Sakura." and the cat closed in on the mouse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eye of the Beholder by lovelovelove22 reviews
One passionate night together turns into something that will bind two perfect strangers, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, together for the rest of their lives.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School Scandal by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
One bet; to see if Uchiha Sasuke could get into the pants of all of the girls at Konoha Boarding School before the end of Senior year. It shouldn't have been too hard, right? WRONG. And it all happens to be the fault of a girl with pink hair & green eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Can't Stop This Thing We've Started by cplust reviews
Bella—in a relationship with a 40 y/o man. Edward and his sister are new in town. B/E can't stay away from each other for very long when his sister becomes the best of friends with B. What happens when B tries to leave the older man? M for a reason/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,876 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Where Do Babies Come From? by Karate Chic reviews
Angel and Gazzy are playing the most boring game ever, Go Fish. When Angel gets bored and finds Max thinking about babies, Angel decides she wants one. But only one problem, where will she get it? She asks where do these beloved things come from?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Pleasure, torture and you by sgtollius reviews
A series of One-Shots. You'll like it. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Ice Puddle by DeLIElah reviews
Edward has just moved into the apartment building that houses the girl of his dreams, quite literally. Will he be able to find out who she is and put an end to his endless fantasies? Edwards POV of Water Rippling, AU AH, canon, smut, twoshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Life of a Teenager by Kygolie reviews
Tenten never thought something like this could ever happen to her. She also never thought she'd meet somebody she would soon fall in love with at a "Pregnant Teen Camp." either. Life as a teenager is hard er then you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Tenten, Neji H.
A Burning Boat by Queen reviews
The thing about falling stars was that they were supposed to fall. Not chase each other around like drunken dragons playing tag, shooting fireballs at each other before exploding in the night.
Crossover - Star Wars & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
The Statistic by ismokecrackama reviews
The last thoughts of one soldier killed before the final battle at the Hometree. Oneshot, please review!
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Caught in the Act by Dolphingirl32173 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a vaguely detailed quest together. Just the two of them. Alone. In Hawaii. Sharing one hotel room. Completely unsupervised. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Full summary inside. Annabeth/Percy ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Precious by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
She's his prisoner. He'll do whatever he wants with her, then everyone knows he'll throw her away like an old raggedy Ann. Except that she's his china doll. He loves her more than she'll ever get to know. She's his forever. She's his everything. For Rain!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Only Wanted a Sandwich by emopygmepuff reviews
"Harry opened the door to the seventh-year's dormitory expecting to collapse on his four-poster bed. The expanse of the mattress was taken up by the redheaded nymph he'd been dreaming about for months." ONE-SHOT, HP/GW lemon, post BoH. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Maximum Ride 6: The Evolution by Xxforeveryours96xX reviews
Not by James Patterson. Max and Fang are faced with a challenge. What will they do when the situation is do or die? Definitely Fax. Some Niggy. DONE
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,762 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why Doesn't Anyone Want Pie? by Ysavvryl reviews
All I wanted was some pie...
Spore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Strawberry Tomato Lolipop by angel puppeteer reviews
He's the beauty and she's the beast. SasuSaku/ UNDERGOING REPAIR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Shower Scene by nyladnam04 reviews
Sequel to The Slimiest, Wettest Chance. Harry and Ginny find a relief for the tension in the shower. Sixth year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rage of the Forgotten by Katanagirl16 reviews
I can sense that you fear me. Fear what I am now. I'm coming for you Vader. - - Co-written with Ganja Naraku - - Post-RotS, pre-ANH. - - Please R & R!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Darth Vader, Lumiya
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 579 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shattered Minds by Wicked Enough reviews
//AU//SasuSaku//CHAPTER 21// 'Of course I can't love you,' he hissed into the dark. 'I am the Avenger. I'm using you because you're a whore and a spy. I promised I would give you freedom... Nothing else.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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The Light reviews
What would have happened if the Jedi had sensed 66 before it happened?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu
Parellel reviews
The human race is a peaceful, druid-like race, seeded throughout the galaxy, envied by many. The human empire is a race of thives and murderers, bent on coquering the unvierse s ? What happens when two universes collide?
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010
Percy Jackson Book 6: Aftermath reviews
takes place 30 years after Last Olympian, basicly just a run-down of everything
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Genicide reviews
Proof of concept. Somthing like this will be in one of my next stories. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010
The Ancient's War: Scourge of the Wraith EDITING reviews
I realized some aspects of this story were wrong, so I'm dumping it. DO NOT WORRY, IT WIlL BE REVISED. In the meantime, it'll sit around. Special apology to stargatewatcher, who was a fun up untill I stoped making chapters. Sorry again, revised ch1 soon!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Elizabeth W., John S.
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